Hakuna matata's big day out
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Off with their heads!
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:34,
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Off with their heads!
Ha ha ha...
Can I put this here as it is not worth it's own thread but she does have a stripy jumper!
Happy Birthday Blake Lively. I was going to knock one out for Claudia Schiffer but someone beat me to it...
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:04,
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Happy Birthday Blake Lively. I was going to knock one out for Claudia Schiffer but someone beat me to it...
She looks lively, indeed!
as for Claudia, knock one up, it seems!
(need to change my sig...)
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:32,
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(need to change my sig...)
I would gladly take any and all threads from this lovely member of the human species as long
you can put her any time and SOS distance as unharmed m
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:50,
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bumbo
like dumbo but his head is a bum
looks more like a penis tip i suppose but penistipbo doesn't have the same ring
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:52,
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looks more like a penis tip i suppose but penistipbo doesn't have the same ring
one of my mates toured the world for a few years doing those sort of things
He was one of the main characters in finding nemo on ice.
No he's not gay.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:11,
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No he's not gay.
Well, he got married (to a woman) last month.
Lots of folks on his team are as bent as bent things though.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:16,
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Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Just a small-ish vote this week:
- Chat-up lines. What have you used or seen used? Did they work, or did you go home, wanking and crying?
- Overheard Secrets. I used to be a barman, and stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife
- Exam results. Did you get any/how much have you lied about them to get by in life?
- Naughtiest thing you did at school. Yeah, the illicit book run on the outcome of School Fight Club wasn't my finest moment.
Closes around 1pm, or when a clear winner emerges
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:12,
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- Chat-up lines. What have you used or seen used? Did they work, or did you go home, wanking and crying?
- Overheard Secrets. I used to be a barman, and stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife
- Exam results. Did you get any/how much have you lied about them to get by in life?
- Naughtiest thing you did at school. Yeah, the illicit book run on the outcome of School Fight Club wasn't my finest moment.
Closes around 1pm, or when a clear winner emerges
roses are red, violets are blue...
Ive got a knife, get in the van.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:05,
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Overheard secrets is MILES ahead after 1 vote!!!!111!!!
EDIT: Oh bit late there barb.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:15,
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i'm going to wait until there's a clear winner and then vote for that one
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:16,
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I'm going to desperately try to give less of a shit but I suspect it's not possible.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:18,
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It's a tricky concept, I realise
but you vote by clicking on the poll not by replying here.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:19,
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Jammers, I've broken my thumb so am "off games" for 6 weeks
what does JMG recommend for keeping fit when competitive contact sports are out?
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:21,
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I guess pretending to be The Fonz is also out of the question, if your thumb isn't in play.
That's a pickle.
Thankfully, shouting at fat people to get off the internet and get into the sunshine takes little effort thumbwise.
Take this spare time to make the internet a better, less chubbier place. Build a better Britain.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:23,
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Thankfully, shouting at fat people to get off the internet and get into the sunshine takes little effort thumbwise.
Take this spare time to make the internet a better, less chubbier place. Build a better Britain.
I quite like the Chat Up lines ....
Having been privy to some fucking belters...
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:29,
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I do that too
but sometimes it backfires when that one becomes popular
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:31,
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KREEEONK!!!
(actual sound made by godzilla, as described in the english translated manga)
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:04,
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TakaraTomy in Japan released some "Disney Label" Transformers a couple of years back
The rest is potatoshop
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:09,
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Props to you for bringing this awesomeness to our attentions nice potatoshoppage too
I have duly clicked of course
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:11,
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crikey it's an actual toy
www.google.co.uk/search?q=mickey+mouse+optimus+prime&hl=en&prmd=ivns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=Zi1WTpWfB4iJhQeV7ozADA&ved=0CD8QsAQ&biw=1320&bih=765
do product cross overs know no limits :D
Love the cute lorry version mahou.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/mickey-mouse-optimus-prime-transformer-gadget-2.jpg?w=300
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:09,
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do product cross overs know no limits :D
Love the cute lorry version mahou.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/mickey-mouse-optimus-prime-transformer-gadget-2.jpg?w=300
Mod Edit: Pic that some/most B3tans will find racist. Your fury may vary
Friendly Mod warning: You're new here and we don't like banning people. Mind your step, there's a chap
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:55,
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Friendly Mod warning: You're new here and we don't like banning people. Mind your step, there's a chap
Oh good. Outright racism. That's why I frequent this messageboard.
In other news, it would appear that BBDO has caught someone trying to pass off one of his pisstake pics as a genuine Tracey Emin :o)
www.sportsmemorabilia.co.uk/3113-tracey-emin.html
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:59,
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www.sportsmemorabilia.co.uk/3113-tracey-emin.html
See what you've done there is mistaken racist bigotry with humour
- please go fuck yourself in the most unpleasant way imaginable
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:04,
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See,
your other stuff wasn't bad, but this is just plain racist shit!
Fuck off.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:05,
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Fuck off.
Ohh b3ta..
Why can't we stick to the good old days of GMoS 'shops?
It's going downhill.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:08,
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It's going downhill.
I know its late, bit is the girl/guy on the left fisting an antelope?
Or is it just a coat?
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:05,
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I dunno, Disney releasing a racist film is kind of like the dark side of Disney isn't it?
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:09,
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I do find it funny (the reaction, not the picture)
When a website frequented by so many people with a lack of morals, ethics, and integrity, jump on something that has managed to step over the line.
This is, after all, the website that spawned sickipedia.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:37,
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This is, after all, the website that spawned sickipedia.
the website, yes, not necessarily this part of it.
Sure this board sails pretty close to the wind on occasion, but there's a broadly accepted line as to where satire ends and out-of-order begins.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:50,
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There's no double standards.
This www.b3ta.com/board/10518186 is racist and everyone's
just as hysterical.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:17,
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just as hysterical.
Mickey's drinking led to the relationship going downhill fast...
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You're really getting into this image compo to an unhealthy degree ;op
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:43,
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ive always thought these things
why does porky pig and donald duck wear clothes on their upper bodies, but are starkers from the waist down?
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:50,
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Appendectomy scars?
Concealing an embarassing tattoo?
Unsightly chest hair?
Could be any number of reasons really...
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:53,
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Unsightly chest hair?
Could be any number of reasons really...
haha
you are safe unless she has a good spazz back this evening!
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:36,
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and now, please take your places on the dance floor, for de fightin'
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Well it's something to do with Steve Jobs and Adobe, but beyond that I haven't a Scooby...
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:49,
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I have a feeling it might be about Super-String theory.
A pictorial attempt to explain all of the particles and fundamental forces of nature in one theory by modelling them as vibrations of tiny supersymmetric strings.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:02,
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Every single testicle has the requisite three pubes
That sort of attention to detail warrants a click
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:09,
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Ha! Took me a minute to work out why he was saying that. *gosh*
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:11,
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But is he a good boy, or a bad boy?
Judging by the look on her face, I'd say he's a brown-noser!
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:24,
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haha
I always call this film 'big knobs and breadsticks'
I'm funny, me.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:35,
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I'm funny, me.
This could be the quickest pearoast in B3ta History...
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I looked at it this morning and realised I had my layers all fucked up!
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:49,
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I looked at it this morning and realised I had my layers all fucked up!
That face is so smug :D
I'm off to the funeral in a few minutes so I'll probably catch you crazy guys laters - thanks for all the messages of condolences it's nice to feel that I'm not entirely alone. xxx Becky
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:17,
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I'm off to the funeral in a few minutes so I'll probably catch you crazy guys laters - thanks for all the messages of condolences it's nice to feel that I'm not entirely alone. xxx Becky
...and then throw a massive strop for no readily apparent reason
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:01,
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Is it that time again?
*checks watch*
No, it doesn't seem to be.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:07,
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No, it doesn't seem to be.
:)
That's a good point actually... I wonder if any of the monsters ended up getting a door like this?
And I also wonder how much an orgasm is when converted to power.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:57,
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And I also wonder how much an orgasm is when converted to power.
One of the bet letter to miplace, urely.
How are you, this damp and dark morning, sir?
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