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[challenge entry] Hakuna matata's big day out


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Off with their heads!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:34, archived)
# I don't get it.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36, archived)
# its 'shop anything to do with disney' week!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:41, archived)
# A bit of ris. Is that charming character called Pumbaa?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:44, archived)
# It's the heat not the notion !
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:12, archived)
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(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:26, archived)
# haha, quite right too
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:29, archived)
# That's no way to eat chorizo slices!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Bloodthirsty hummingbird is thirsty
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] My latest post
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:26, archived)
# I don't get it.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:27, archived)
# That axe might hit her
She'd better duck.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:29, archived)
# It's Quack Nicholson
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] As the CGI fades...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Today, sadly--homebound and senile
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Can I put this here as it is not worth it's own thread but she does have a stripy jumper!

Happy Birthday Blake Lively. I was going to knock one out for Claudia Schiffer but someone beat me to it...

(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Hee hee
'beat' you to 'it'
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)
# She looks lively, indeed!
as for Claudia, knock one up, it seems!

(need to change my sig...)
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:32, archived)
# I would gladly take any and all threads from this lovely member of the human species as long
you can put her any time and SOS distance as unharmed m
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:50, archived)
# haha...that's a lully sub
I want one
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:07, archived)
# I never understood the lifestyle, but ~~ :P
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry] bumbo
like dumbo but his head is a bum



looks more like a penis tip i suppose but penistipbo doesn't have the same ring
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)
# FUCKING LOL
I nearly choked when i saw that
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:58, archived)
#
*invokes heimlich*
*reaches around a bit in all the confusion*
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Ele-glans.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I shall throw this here
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)
# one of my mates toured the world for a few years doing those sort of things
He was one of the main characters in finding nemo on ice.
No he's not gay.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Of course
I genuinely believe him. No, really I do.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Well, he got married (to a woman) last month.
Lots of folks on his team are as bent as bent things though.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Camel Dumboe
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:12, archived)
# hahahahahahah! That made me laugh way too much... :D
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] James T gets overexcited watching the Jungle Book
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Fear my potatoshop skills....
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:21, archived)
# 12 is a wholly appropriate number of 'a's
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds......
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Oops...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:51, archived)
# that's a bit good!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh ta!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:57, archived)
# That haircut really (space)suits him!
:)
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Looks to be a buzz cut.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:13, archived)
# This deserves more recognition
*click*
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)
# I don't get it.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36, archived)
# It's the Donnie Darko side of Disney
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Just a small-ish vote this week:

- Chat-up lines. What have you used or seen used? Did they work, or did you go home, wanking and crying?

- Overheard Secrets. I used to be a barman, and stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife

- Exam results. Did you get any/how much have you lied about them to get by in life?

- Naughtiest thing you did at school. Yeah, the illicit book run on the outcome of School Fight Club wasn't my finest moment.

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Closes around 1pm, or when a clear winner emerges
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Don't struggle, I've got a knife.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:13, archived)
# "that's not a knife..."
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:15, archived)
# "I see you've played knifey-spoony before"
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:16, archived)
# BEEE- EEEER?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# :(
Man, I wore my Lucky Blue Coat special too.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:17, archived)
# roses are red, violets are blue...
Ive got a knife, get in the van.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Overheard secrets is MILES ahead after 1 vote!!!!111!!!
EDIT: Oh bit late there barb.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:15, archived)
# i'm going to wait until there's a clear winner and then vote for that one
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:16, archived)
# I'm going to desperately try to give less of a shit but I suspect it's not possible.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Overhead secrets
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:18, archived)
# It's a tricky concept, I realise
but you vote by clicking on the poll not by replying here.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:19, archived)
# overhead *whoosh*
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Is that when you keep things under your hat?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
# [PLACEHOLDER]
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Jammers, I've broken my thumb so am "off games" for 6 weeks
what does JMG recommend for keeping fit when competitive contact sports are out?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:21, archived)
# I guess pretending to be The Fonz is also out of the question, if your thumb isn't in play.
That's a pickle.
Thankfully, shouting at fat people to get off the internet and get into the sunshine takes little effort thumbwise.

Take this spare time to make the internet a better, less chubbier place. Build a better Britain.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:23, archived)
# [THIS SPACE FOR RENT]
/mercenary
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# [WILL WANK FOR MONEY]
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:27, archived)
# *offers tuppence*
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:33, archived)
# mmmmm tuppence!
*wanks*
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:38, archived)
# I quite like the Chat Up lines ....
Having been privy to some fucking belters...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:29, archived)
# would you like a wormdo?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:34, archived)
# He he he he
Not biting...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:35, archived)
# I voted for the least popular choice.
Cos that's what I do.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:29, archived)
# I do that too
but sometimes it backfires when that one becomes popular
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Lots of people must do the same.
Case in point - Jedward.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:34, archived)
# David Cameron
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:39, archived)
#
Pers
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(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# YEAH!!!!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] *Godzilla music*
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Oh, I think we've got ourselves a *clicker*
:D
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Woah that's a bit awesome...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:02, archived)
# KREEEONK!!!
(actual sound made by godzilla, as described in the english translated manga)
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:04, archived)
# bloody hell!
:D
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:05, archived)
# What is this from it looks awesome?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:06, archived)
# TakaraTomy in Japan released some "Disney Label" Transformers a couple of years back
The rest is potatoshop
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Props to you for bringing this awesomeness to our attentions nice potatoshoppage too
I have duly clicked of course
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:11, archived)
# There's a Donald/Bumblebee one as well
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
Mod Edit: Pic that some/most B3tans will find racist. Your fury may vary

Friendly Mod warning: You're new here and we don't like banning people. Mind your step, there's a chap
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Ummm...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:58, archived)
# *stashes a week's worth of food*
*hides in bunker*
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Oh good. Outright racism. That's why I frequent this messageboard.
In other news, it would appear that BBDO has caught someone trying to pass off one of his pisstake pics as a genuine Tracey Emin :o)

www.sportsmemorabilia.co.uk/3113-tracey-emin.html
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:59, archived)
# deary measles!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Oh? Where's BBDO's comment?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:14, archived)
# He's put something on /links
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Errrrrrr....
no thanks
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:00, archived)
# See what you've done there is mistaken racist bigotry with humour
- please go fuck yourself in the most unpleasant way imaginable
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:04, archived)
# See,
your other stuff wasn't bad, but this is just plain racist shit!
Fuck off.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:05, archived)
#
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# hahaha!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:07, archived)
# ^ another winnar
:)
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:09, archived)
# fuck off
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Wonderful pic!
*chuckles heartily*
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Ohh b3ta..
Why can't we stick to the good old days of GMoS 'shops?
It's going downhill.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:08, archived)
# *breaks emergency glass*
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:10, archived)
# ...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:12, archived)
# YES!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:15, archived)
# I know its late, bit is the girl/guy on the left fisting an antelope?
Or is it just a coat?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:05, archived)
# I dunno, Disney releasing a racist film is kind of like the dark side of Disney isn't it?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Song of the south you mean?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:11, archived)
# I do find it funny (the reaction, not the picture)
When a website frequented by so many people with a lack of morals, ethics, and integrity, jump on something that has managed to step over the line.

This is, after all, the website that spawned sickipedia.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:37, archived)
# But it's a great chance to repost some old pictures.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:50, archived)
# the website, yes, not necessarily this part of it.
Sure this board sails pretty close to the wind on occasion, but there's a broadly accepted line as to where satire ends and out-of-order begins.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Raise The Double Standard High!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)
# There's no double standards.
This www.b3ta.com/board/10518186 is racist and everyone's
just as hysterical.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)
# LOL
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Always lookfing for that next fix...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Quick move Pooh!
Alien Predator is targeting you!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:55, archived)
# ALIEN VS POOH
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:56, archived)
# I wonder how good Alien is at Pooh Sticks?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:58, archived)
# *psst*
Predator...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:56, archived)
# That's who I meant d'oh! no chance of a ninja edit now haha
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Ma'am, you may ninja away.
*swirls cape*
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:58, archived)
# No! Don't do it Pooh!

(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Mickey's drinking led to the relationship going downhill fast...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:39, archived)
# She's topless!
The hussy...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:41, archived)
# You're really getting into this image compo to an unhealthy degree ;op
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:43, archived)
# ive always thought these things
why does porky pig and donald duck wear clothes on their upper bodies, but are starkers from the waist down?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Appendectomy scars?
Concealing an embarassing tattoo?
Unsightly chest hair?

Could be any number of reasons really...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:53, archived)
# At least
he only had to tell her once...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] "Oh eh! come 'ead then soft lad!"
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:32, archived)
# is the source pic from a wedding?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Smash Monkey's last cocktail party
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:35, archived)
# haha
you are safe unless she has a good spazz back this evening!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
*feels guilty*
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:46, archived)
# yup
'And it's hi ho silver lining
And away you go now baby'

(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:37, archived)
# and now, please take your places on the dance floor, for de fightin'
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:38, archived)
# I found this
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:35, archived)
# voiced by Jimmy Corkhill
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Tenuous repost for the compo (it has Mickey Mouse in it)
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Somone had to slap some sence into them...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Ohhhhh Viennaaaaa....
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Very good...
;-)
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Well it's something to do with Steve Jobs and Adobe, but beyond that I haven't a Scooby...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:49, archived)
# I have a feeling it might be about Super-String theory.
A pictorial attempt to explain all of the particles and fundamental forces of nature in one theory by modelling them as vibrations of tiny supersymmetric strings.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:02, archived)
# It seems so simple when you put it that way.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Sneak one of these in before it gets hammered to death...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] "so...which one of you guys did the packing?"
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:14, archived)
# arf : )
me likey
clicks
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:16, archived)
# That drugs seizure dwarfs the previous record
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Eeyup.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Every single testicle has the requisite three pubes
That sort of attention to detail warrants a click
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)
# this makes me giggle rather childishly
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:10, archived)
# pfffft
Funnier the more I look at it
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:12, archived)
# they all look like peppa pig!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha cockin' great!
also, not worth it's own thread...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Nice :)
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:23, archived)
# hehehehe - ace!
compo it!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:24, archived)
# ta!
forgot....doh
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:34, archived)
#
Ha! Took me a minute to work out why he was saying that. *gosh*
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:11, archived)
# But is he a good boy, or a bad boy?
Judging by the look on her face, I'd say he's a brown-noser!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:24, archived)
# This picture is thoroughly puerile, in my opinion.
*clix*
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:23, archived)
# haha
I always call this film 'big knobs and breadsticks'

I'm funny, me.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:35, archived)
# needs more brooms' dicks
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] If you wish upon a file...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry] This could be the quickest pearoast in B3ta History...



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I looked at it this morning and realised I had my layers all fucked up!

(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Jeff Goldblum is watching you Poopins
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:50, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:53, archived)
# That face is so smug :D


I'm off to the funeral in a few minutes so I'll probably catch you crazy guys laters - thanks for all the messages of condolences it's nice to feel that I'm not entirely alone. xxx Becky
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Stay strong. *hugs*
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:24, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:25, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:34, archived)
# *also hugs*
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:35, archived)
# *joins in the large group of hugging people, secretly guffs*
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Good job you started a new thread with it then.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:52, archived)
# why not post it again to see if you can beat your record?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Bigger, too!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:55, archived)
# ...and then throw a massive strop for no readily apparent reason
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:01, archived)
# I contribute money to this site!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:01, archived)
# ...and then delete the thread after a while.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:02, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Is it that time again?
*checks watch*

No, it doesn't seem to be.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning everyone.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Yiffing on Page 37?
Awesome.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fantastic. Yes his ring would be quite massive.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Hehe
i actually like the top bit the most :-D
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:52, archived)
# soup herb!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:57, archived)
# :)
That's a good point actually... I wonder if any of the monsters ended up getting a door like this?
And I also wonder how much an orgasm is when converted to power.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:57, archived)
# *pluffs*
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:58, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)
# thats a nice trophy
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:11, archived)
# hehehe.
I only dropped and S:P
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:16, archived)
# One of the bet letter to miplace, urely.
How are you, this damp and dark morning, sir?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:24, archived)

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