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# :)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10520801
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 15:46, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 15:46, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 15:46, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 15:47, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 15:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Have you trimmed your beard off or is this before it grew..?
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 16:03, archived)
# it's gone i'm afraid
it's in a landfill about 15 miles away
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Oww no... it was a most impressive growth... are you going to grow it back...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 16:09, archived)
# i'm not sure
maybe in the future, i shall also purchase a gandalf costume when that time comes,
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 16:15, archived)
# I never intent to grow mine...... just lazy
But winter gives me the excuse to leave it for six weeks or so at the most....
The longest I ever had mine was a years growth without trimming about 20 odd years ago.. in my grizzly biker phase...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)
# ahhh a biker, nice
i hope to become one soon, just a matter of saving, jeesh....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Ex biker now.....
To nesh for it these days..!!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Hahaha, multiple Hermanisation!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Woo!
I knew you wouldn't let me down!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 16:17, archived)
# hahaha
remind me never to post my profile pic here
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 17:38, archived)
# yay... gete the red one every time.. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 16:02, archived)
# RATTLESKULL
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 16:49, archived)
# in before mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Or is that Mofa-ha-ha-ha-ha?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 15:02, archived)
# i love these
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Why before Mofaha, who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 15:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Godammit Toasty
Spare a thought for a poor hurricane victim. Still no power here, the repair crews were in the area yesterday but appear to have left now without fixing anything. Got bored I guess :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 15:53, archived)
# balls, have you considered killing and eating the neighbours and burning what is left for fuel?
you could claim insanity and sue the power company
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 16:36, archived)
# 1 mo iz plenty.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] "My name's Mickey. My boss drinks coffee and touches me . . . alot!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 13:51, archived)
# ahaha
very clever
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] yet again the lure of the camera did for his chances in the Rothmans Stakes


Click for bigger (281 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! callmedonny doesn't want to go down to the woods today, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Goofy always was a prat!
Even more so since he's gone 3D!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 13:53, archived)
# This and hello N00bie!
Shop a stool and pull up a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 15:09, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] At least his CV isn't made up.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 12:58, archived)
# This has been at the top of the board, and FP'd, and no one has commented on it yet?
Where is everyone today?!

Also: Very WOO!
(Poison-System-X, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 13:25, archived)
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because its by monkeon!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 13:28, archived)
# it's a bank holiday
so we're all robbing banks while they're unattended. what's your excuse?
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Oh my wonderfully done
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Brilliant jokeage there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 18:50, archived)
# hahaha
this is packed with hummus
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 22:36, archived)
# My first thought was
so much fucking hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Bothering god botherers
(GunProof Grandad Killed your favourite uncle on, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 12:37, archived)
# It literally never gets old.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 12:44, archived)
# That figures.
I recall there's a church somewhere in Europe that claims to have a sample of Jesus's blood that remains runny and has never conjealed. There's bound to be a church somewhere that makes the same claim about his semen.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 14:51, archived)
# thewhatnow?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Teehee
There has to be a porno with that line in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] One Winnie, 2 Cups

Jesus, what's wrong with me?! I'm a father!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 12:04, archived)
# nomnomnomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 12:21, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaaa. stuff of nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Ohfuckin'hell
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
That's so last Friday.


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
# I found toast on my piece of Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)
# But is the toast Happy?
Slow bank holiday board?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 11:32, archived)
# The toasts
just divine...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 11:47, archived)
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Jesus crumbs
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 11:47, archived)
# *spangs*
EDIT: spread the word.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 11:51, archived)
# note to self: do not eat jesus

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
# The very first message I ever posted on b3ta was this...
www.b3ta.com/board/6732660
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Just caught this little guy under the fridge!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 9:01, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Mice?
R.I.P. to the Hurricane victims.

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Take it out into the yard and stamp on it.
Or it'll get into your wall cavity and chew up all your wiring.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 9:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha, I think I'll make some Disney Ears with him like the last one I caught?

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 9:07, archived)
# woah!
 
NOW WE ARE GETTING SOME PLACE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 9:11, archived)
# And the say its wrong to experiment on animals.
I'm hoping they can graft a mouses ear onto the wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 9:12, archived)
# *fears more but much quieter so it doesn't hear*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Star of stage and petri dish !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 10:52, archived)
# poor little bugger
I bet it fills up when it rains
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)
# If you become it's agent a draw pitchers of it doing silly things with it's friends . . .
like running a steamboat or some such thing and fliming it, you might just have some kind of novelty act 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(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Aww lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Happy Birthday Richard and Lenny!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 8:56, archived)
# OK Sorry about thoses...
Can I try and make it better with a couple of VAG CREAMS?
Happy Birthday to Lea Michele (because she has a stripy top) and Wacko Jacko (I couldn't find any photos with real eyes and mouth).

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Woah, she's Natalie Portman's double!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 9:56, archived)
# I actually liked that . . . and so did I !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 10:50, archived)
# she got the golden globes . . . he had little ones . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 10:12, archived)
# It's ok, I found an image with his real eyes and mount (& nose)


^ PROPPER VAG CREAM
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)
# She's stripping out of her stripes.....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 15:25, archived)
# * Fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 16:10, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Shopped only please
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 16:08, archived)
# It's no coincidence !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Whatever inspired Walt Disney???
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 8:29, archived)
# come to daddy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Holy fuck
(thediscokingpin, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 14:24, archived)
# fuck 'em
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 8:20, archived)
# Hahaha
I recognise that happy meal!

What's going on with her right hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 8:25, archived)
# it's the disfigured murderous claw
of all single mothers who feed their toddlers happy meals while smoking

(dunno, it's how it was on the original)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 8:32, archived)
# Boo! Evil single mothers!
Get thee to the Daily Mail, Happy Toast. ;)
(Good Penny, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 8:38, archived)
# nowt wrong with single mothers
everything wrong with "single mothers who feed their toddlers happy meals while smoking"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 8:49, archived)
# Wilst ignoring them because they are chatting on their mobiles
Which have gor entangled in their massive hoop earrings.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 9:03, archived)
# haha
I thought she might've been Angel-fistin' again?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 8:40, archived)
# The chrub face down in the pool is stuart lubbock.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 9:06, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Haha, very nice
Who's the guy in the Pineapple hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Duh
Bigguth Dickuth Mr. Pineapple head.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 11:07, archived)
# HAPPY BANKERS HOLIDAY!


I also did this, which people seem to be enjoying. x
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 7:34, archived)
# oh dear god
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 7:42, archived)
# ^ What She Said

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 8:05, archived)
# I don't get it.
n't
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 8:15, archived)
# nom nom nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 7:34, archived)
# I bet she'll leave only the stawberry centered ones, the greedy bitch
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 7:41, archived)
# I think she's intent on scoffing the lot
whether she likes them on not
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 8:03, archived)
# Omnomnom
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha ace....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 15:35, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 5:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Fly Projector, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 5:50, archived)
# ANOTHER FINE MESS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 5:51, archived)
# let's burn this motherfucker down
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSWnmOvgyKc
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 8:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 6:23, archived)
# snaaaarrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 6:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 6:43, archived)
# The eyes are a dead giveaway !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Haha..
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 15:26, archived)
# had to get this out of my head
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 3:44, archived)
#
Cilla Black in a 4-poster?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 4:17, archived)
# M O i T
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 4:23, archived)
# My Ocean is Temperate?
More Otters in Tottenham?
Machine Oswald is Turing-complete?
Mandatory Ostracism in Tennis?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 4:46, archived)
# (his orifice is twitching)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 4:54, archived)
# ...
I think I preferred the otters...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 7:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Yeah I was tempted to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] top ine nice one get sorted!!! ahhhh back in the day


Click for bigger (258 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 2:36, archived)
# and it's nice one geezer but that's as far as the conversation went
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 3:45, archived)
# Hello!
Still no power here. No idea how long we'll be out. Lots of the roads closed due to floods, fallen trees, and downed power lines.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 4:07, archived)
# are you in new yoike?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 4:16, archived)
# About 1 hour away from NYC
in eastern NJ
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 4:20, archived)
# HOW ARE YOU ON INTERNETS WITHOUT ELECTRICITY
 
also: glad you're not dead mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 4:24, archived)
# Well, stop making such a mess already.
You can't get power if you keep kicking at the trees and pissing on everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 4:25, archived)
# ha! i still have this flyer somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 4:04, archived)
# think I missed the point of the compo
But I have seen some pretty dark stuff at a few shindigs in the past.
I did try and make mickey look mashed lol
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] What does Walt Disney look like?!

Click for bigger (124 k)
(The 'click' is the sound of the gun being cocked btw, I can assure you he has a full clip of ammo...)
(Captain Fat Sparrow Shiverin' ya timbers since 1979, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 2:07, archived)
# haha
*sorry for my thread deletion, wasn't happy with it.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 2:09, archived)
# what was wrong with it, the reply?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 2:19, archived)
# no nothing to do with you
that was very nice of you to do that :D just self insecurity and wasn't happy with my picture, I promise.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 2:23, archived)
# twenty lashes should bring that out of you--muaHAAhahah
*fetches me whip*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 2:25, archived)
# oh you
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 2:29, archived)
# just found out that this tale may not fly in UK but --eh
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 1:06, archived)
# hmmm.... maybe not, but it does give me a silly idea
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 1:19, archived)
# de-RISser
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLTfvWo1jGE
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 1:35, archived)
# ah, thought it'd be something like that
and my idea would be a bit too obscure, something to do with dingle berries, but.... ah, forget it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 4:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha the cheese is evil and that is why it is left alone...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 6:56, archived)
# and what is that the nurse is reading?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 7:34, archived)
# haha
this makes no sense to me, but Its very funny anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 2:11, archived)
# check out the de-RIS above and then see if it makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 2:17, archived)
# AND THE CHEESE STANDS ALONE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 3:24, archived)

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