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[challenge entry] Finger lickin' good!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
# very good
but it should be ass meat
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Agreed.

no ass meat is to be found in this picture.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# *gets an idea*
;)
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
# hahahahahah
superb
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
# hahaha
kerlick
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)
# My brother
works for a theatre mechandising company and was asked to find products for a musical about the holocaust, (honestly true). This would have been perfect, (less true).
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:42, archived)
# hahaha!
oh dear...
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:42, archived)
# very fucking good mate
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:13, archived)
# Just superb... and my grandad died in a camp...
he fell out of the tower
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Any excuse.




Keep meaning to change the byline to, "A touching prison story about boy who liked his fruit gas ripened"
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:21, archived)
# WOO sir!
*click* :)
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I looked at my DVD collection...

and this was the first thing I thought of.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Me likey!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Is the sequel 'High Noon'?


(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
# they look like hob knobs to me
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:20, archived)
# They are hob nobs
What other biscuit could I choose?!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
# chocolate hob nobs?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Not chocolate
but I'm sure George has signed up for the chocolate variety too
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
# newsletteererere frifffaday yays
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:16, archived)
# thank you kindly Mein Fuhrer
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# hooray!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Cor!
thanks Rob
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Cheers Rob
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
# COP ROCK
ZOMG!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Puff pastry?
What are you trying to say about my baking, eh? Eh? COME ON!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Hahahahaahahahahahaha
Also The Great Escape, Escape to Victory, etc :)
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# TOP TOAPAGE
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
# As Mediocre points out this is TOAP (and a red skeleton)
Original design is by Polish artist Zbigniew Libera.

Red skeleton is almost the same as Red Skelton. He was a comedian and TV presenter in the 50s and 60s.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:39, archived)
# yeah
so?
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Phwoaaaaar!
:D
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nom nom nom nom'
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# *squints*
Canned locust?
What an odd thing to have for lunch!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# yeah
sorry
Im not very good with 'pooters
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# don't take that from him!
Make him eat canned locusts!


(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Anything Cannibal Holocaust related
gets a click from me

Though your image is a tad NSFW
Or maybe its just cos I know what its suppossed to be
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)
# eh?
what is it supposed to be other than a kid holding up a Cannibal holocaust lunchbox?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
# I meant
the pic on the lunchbox contains an image thats very NSFW
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
# only if your boss has his face 2 inches from the screen
and has seen the film too

maybe
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)
# and you squint a bit
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:37, archived)
# and you squint a bitand it's the last thursday of the month
i'll shut up about it then
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Oh
食人族!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Not seen Cannibal Holocaust for a while
*contemplates watching it with my mother tonight*
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Make this one of your pride possessions...
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Mimsie Invader
isn't that M Night Shamalangadingdong's next film?

(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Batteries not included
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Your mother knits socks in Hull
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)
# I was going to do this
Then GIS'ed "crucifix dildo"
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
How are you matey? :D
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] *PARP*



(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] holey!

say nice things about my pic NOW, or i'll have a flounce of epic proportions
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# ah, his leg is just grow
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:38, archived)
# all the cut will be absorbed
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# b3ta newsletter subjectline compo
c'mon folks
let's get the jokes
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# SLIGHTLY LESS INTERESTING THAN A LABOUR PARTY CONFERENCE
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Built on a crunchy biscuit base.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
B3ta has taken the GOOD drugs today!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# A Vagabond is ace.
20 GOTO 10
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# 5318008
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)
# SLIGHTLY MORE INTERESTING THAN A LABOUR PARTY CONFERENCE
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Built on a crunchy biscuit base.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha
B3ta has taken the GOOD drugs today!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Dick Dastardly Does Dallas
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# BUM RAPEY MEGA-SPAZZ OVERLOAD - ISSUE 3
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# This one.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Validation!
Online!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
# there you go being all intellectual and nerdy !!!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Dreaming of recessions so we can buy repossessed castles.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# We'll keep a welcome in the hillside
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# For £250 Million these newsletters will come twice-weekly
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# I wish I'd read this sooner


(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# yeh! you and your life!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# WE'VE OUTSOURCED THE SUMMER TO INDIA TOO.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Was going to feature Carlos Tevez but he refused to come
- then denied it
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# For all your defunct technology nerd needs
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# announcing B3ta Gold!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# FREE INSIDE: FREE NEWSLETTER!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Yes, yes, yes. It IS hot for this time of year.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# You mean you're NOT using B3ta+? Yeah, I got an invite months ago
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# when hip replacements go wrong
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# £250 million to bring you a newsletter EVERY WEEK


(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# I simply don't care any more
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Put down the computer and drink beer!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Navy fires seaman... all over your mum's face
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# OMG THEY WANT TO START CHARGING FOR B3TA PUT THIS IN UR STATUS AND FURTIVE WILL TURN GOLD THEN U GET B3TA FREE THIS IS SERIOUS
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# LOLOMG!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# I like this
can you try a shorter version as I don't think the yahoo mail allows subject line that long
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# OMG U STILL USE YAHOO YOU ARE A SPAZ PLEB!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# it's shit but it's free
occasionally I get companies offering to post it for me then saying they only want £1k a month.

(if we did it ourselves it would tie up the b3ta server for hours)
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# fair enough
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# There ya go! You're writing your own headlines now!
B3ta newsletter 'it's shit but it's free'


(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# I heard
you can't get the B3ta newsletter anymore unless you sign up for Yahoo Mail.

I'm cancelling my subscription
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# OM
Is that better?


(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# brill!
thanks
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Eric Pickles ate my hamster
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# That's just what he calls hors d'oeuvres
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Eric Pickles ate my horse
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# *cough* Arsenal
ninja'ed now I look completely hatstand
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Eric Pickles ate my Arsehole
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Clapped-out fat knacker



(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Unexpected Eric Pickles
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)
# A phyiscal impossibility
His constituency is only 45 miles away from me, so I hear him fart regularly around 5.30 am
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# every week
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# in your wheelie bin, eating your chicken tikka leftovers
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# The Hadron Collider can kiss my fat hairy arse!
-Albert Einstein
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Pickles: I will eat your binbags
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Snowdon Vauxhall dealership receives new stock
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# *A Facebook Gold Account is required to view this subject line*
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# more semen than a Plymouth dole queue
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
# I know where I'll be going this weekend.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Somehow, and I've absolutely no idea how, but this works.
Click.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)
# I'm there!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
# I shall be bringing my own custom trout
I call him bob :D
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)
# They are having a custom trout competition.
1st prize is a custom trout.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Competition will be fierce in the custom trout competition this year
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Should have had Arthur Lowe saying "Don't tell em, Pike!" worked in there somehow...
Troutastic indeed though, nonetheless.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Is there going to be any trout assmeat?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# The trout ass barbecue will be one of the highlights.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] A warehouse in China is filled with these things.....probably
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)
# ot the battery powered "self thumping" version
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# You'll wake up in Westmoreland doubling Dutch.

or, if you prefer?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# My mother's flew straight out the window of the turnpike! Egads!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Quite so.
Trufax, right there.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Effin WOO
Sexeh JP!!!

*Click*

:D
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Hiya Ninj!
Most kind, sir - most kind :)
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
# you'll end up on youtube
blowing Lassie in a ditch!!!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)
# What, again?
*grumbles*
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
# sorry, tis very good Mr Gruntfuttock
quote is from Four Lions, would recommend it
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Ah, not seen it yet - it's on the list :)
And Cheers!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# very funny
best comedy I've seen in a long time, Barry is amazing in it
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# YES!\o/
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Also comes in Emo
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] arf
and repost from a long time ago:


Click for bigger (95 kb)
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Gay movie?
:) I heard that movie...
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:36, archived)
# OH FUCK!
I only went away for a short while and there have been three pages of new posts!!!
(and all the films ever, appear to have been done now)

--- Oh fuck off!

* Well I didn't vote for it!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# it's been a while since there was a decent challenge
And now I'm going to bed because I'm a lazy fucker and it's too hot
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha
seriously though. this is the only film that ever made me cry.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Alien Rape Alarm


Please excuse my awful photoshop skills.

(Does this actually fit the theme?)
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Obvious, really
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)
# arf!
I have never seen this film, I suspect I'm not missing anything
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)
# I thought the same way about that film for years, then watched it ...
it is actually quite good.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:23, archived)
# seriously
watch it. it's actually very funny. a good performance from lee evans for a change
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# yep - but you did it
so have a click
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
# You can't parody a parody.
They actually did have There's Something About Mary hair gel as a promotional item.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Here's the back with the directions...
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Look indeed.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
# look?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)
# *Proclaimers not included.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
# George Alagiah has a competitor!
:D
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)

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