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[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Hahaha
He loves it
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# he's never been so close
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# ^ This - HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Oh yeah!
Take it all bitch!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:08, archived)
# ahahahahahaha
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:18, archived)
# bwahahaha
brilliant
(Zoidaroid, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:41, archived)
# so suave
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:28, archived)
# hahaha!
marvelous...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:35, archived)
# hahahaha
fuck, you can't defile the attenborough like that!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Would he prefer a different position?
Missionary?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)
#
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU CANT DO THAT!!
click.
(Matty73, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 2:21, archived)
#


Also: a pic based on an ad in an old Commodore magazine I found.
Always liked old games magazines. Had this one since I was a teen.....


.....just falls open at the right page, too.....can't imagine why....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
# I think your image hoster is playing up
414: Yiffcontent exceeded
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Workin' fine for me.
You getting a REDEX?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:00, archived)
# im getting a bit of paper ripped in 2
so yeah - firefoxes version of a redex
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# I'm on Firefox too, but I can see it fine. :S
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Booo - i want to see well drawn boobs
mixed with a hint of 'i dont really like this whole *thing* with tits malarkey'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:10, archived)
# No tits this time, it DOES involve budgie smugglers in a tin though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:17, archived)
# nice, you should do the Soul Calibur characters in that style
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Only one SC character piques my interest :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:58, archived)
# hmmm
i wonder why
fronttowardsgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/soul-caliber-5.jpg

Ill be skipping soulcalibur 5, meself. Been a big fan of the series, but it just seems to be going along a path im not liking. The characters might as well be waving lightsabers, glowsticks and fireworks around, with the amount of colourful effects going on the screen. I was hoping it would evolve into a more mature, more gritty sword based beat-em-up, rather than getting more silly. Having yoda and darth in the last one was as silly as i like it.
Like with most things japanese these days, it also seems to be getting a bit obsessed with boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Weren't lightsabers actually IN the last SC?
Yoda/Darth?

Never really liked 3D fighters, anyway. Not nearly as charming as the old 2D ones.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# You seen Skullgirls?
I fucking LOVE the character designs and animation for that. Not that bothered about the game itself though - i just cant be arsed learning all the moves and combos these days.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoMhNTXscCo
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:09, archived)
# I think I follow the a guy on DeviantArt that did all the character designs for that.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:14, archived)
# His designs are very creative.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:16, archived)
# was four any good?
the last one i played was 2, which was awesome
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Suffering the same lack of imagination as Tekken
slightly tweaked in a few areas but nothing really new each time :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:09, archived)
# *likes that Tatsunoko vs Capcom has Battle of the Planets characters in it*
*is eternally gutted that the Samurai Pizza Cats didn't make it in*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Finally!
Proof that this cartoon wasn't just a product of my fevered imagination
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:55, archived)
# I still original is better. Sorry JollyJack ^^;


Click for bigger (440 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# erotic!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:05, archived)
# FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
I'm sorry, I mean "Whut?"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Gotta love bad US / UK versions of japanese game box art
pds.exblog.jp/pds/1/200811/03/14/e0060614_6492746.jpg
o.O
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:13, archived)
# "Bad"....yeah.....
......thiiiiighs :P
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:16, archived)
#
Yeah. That face is not good for me X(
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Trying the Chun-Li look, hm?
I like the classic Megaman box art, for how ludicrous it is.
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/be/Megaman2_box.jpg/250px-Megaman2_box.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:19, archived)
# noticably better than the box art for megaman 1!
i.somethingawful.com/u/ctstalker/2008_01/2008_01_12_megawhat.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Looks like a deflated Adrian Chiles. XD
The more recent Megaman 9 and 10 got the same guy to do the "box art", and wow... it is glorious.
thasquare.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/megaman9boxart.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)
# thats awful
looks like a fat backward child
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)
# It is the owner of the propensity great!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:12, archived)
# *tilts head*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:10, archived)
# I think better Japanese version Athena.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)
# I'd hate to be paled. Luckily, I'm not portant or pressive enough for anyone to bother.
I'm not portant or pressive enough for anyone to bother.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:12, archived)
# !! XD
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Ah, I think I understand.
You want to give me head?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Eugh... a 40-something white-van-man from Twickenham wants to give you head. o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Well, SOME of us can't afford to be that fussy, you know
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:38, archived)
# As long as he dresses in the nun outfit with the bunny ears...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:43, archived)
# *pushes fingers into eyes* Mental... image... MENTAL... IMAGE...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:45, archived)
# That's the picture sorted for when i get as far 'R', then
:P
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Oh well, at least it's not the Raccoons again. I should count my blessings. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:51, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:29, archived)
# I am paled by this
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Nice one, Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 18:47, archived)
# They'd better rape the cactus
It would only be polite. for hilarity would ensue
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Just wanted a copy of my front door key
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:38, archived)
# A speaker of falsehood reaches purgatory
he said whilst cutting my back door key.
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:42, archived)
# LIES! if you slip em a tenner they will....
Excuse me whilst I go empty a warehouse.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:49, archived)
#
I'm sure a monk wouldn't stoop to such depravity
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Oh bloody hell. That took me far to long!
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:17, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# I remember that!
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] "When's Michael coming home?"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Aw
Poor little bumfucked monkey
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
# hahahahahaha
he'd do anything for a can of the Jesus Juice
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor Bubbles :(
He'd have enjoyed the planned "This is Really It" tour of Mars.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Nintendo's Attempt to Burn Retinas with Mario Party 9 Boxart


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(redflame, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:15, archived)
# A lot of magenta, but no cocks.
Fail.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Have you just posted something you found on the internet, rather than something you created?
rather than something you created?Hold on tight you're in for a rough ride...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:18, archived)
# just needs to stick it on /talk now
and he'll be 3 for 3
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Blargh, my eyes just vomited.
EDIT: And what Fresh Water Mole said. It's preferable if you only post things you've made, rather than found.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:18, archived)
# no, I can't see it, what have you changed?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
# you want /links, eye rapist!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:20, archived)
# I see it.... you've
Shark?
Bridge?
hogan?
Mark?
Nope!
Cunt? YES!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:21, archived)
# I thought you only had to make stuff for the comps oh well....i'll fuck off to the links board
(redflame, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:28, archived)
# And order is restored
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Nice recovery. People are very forgiving here if you make a genuine mistake...
*looks down*
*facepalms and shakes head slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
# I FUCKED YOUR MUM
DAH-DAH DAH DAH
I FUCKED YOUR MUM
DAH-DAH DAH-DAH DAAAAAH
I FUCKED YOUR MUM AND SHE LOVED IT
DAH DAH-DAH DAH-DAH DAAAAAAAH
YOUR MUM'S A WHORE
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Come on, sing along if you know the words
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Shhhhh....
I'm trying to fuck your mum here and you singing that is making me think of you fucking my mum! It's a mood killer!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Sorry
But your mum really does ming :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:40, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Impressive. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:45, archived)
# The cuntery being pointed out above extensively already
all I can add is that nintendo currently own the rights to the Baldur's Gate franchise. Clearly they're moving in the right direction.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Mario games suck.......we know!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a pea
(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Pea as a new thread?
NAZIS ATTACK!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
# oh balls
sorry, didn't know about that one, although it makes sense...
(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Shhhhhh no one has noticed and bollocked you....
I think you got away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Nicely done
He surely looks like he has all the bills to pay.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] less related pea
(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheeky pea.... I KNOW THEY ARE APES!!!!!! That was the joke!

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Second one now
(redflame, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:05, archived)
# That Chow Yun-Fat looks do-able
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# She is well fit innit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:10, archived)
# The monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Paddy says, "I bet I could do her."
Mick says, "No way, you're crap at impressions."
/sicki blog.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:18, archived)
# I was disappointed by that game.
I wanted it to be more like Skool Daze.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:24, archived)
# hahahaha
ahahaha
the seams give it added hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Here they come!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Hehe
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:24, archived)
# ^ Would - ^ Would - ^ Wouldn't - ^ Would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Primatist.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# RIS?
* Google says that's a type of boat?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)
# No, you're thinking of a primapore
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Boatist.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Primaphille?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:03, archived)
# hehehehehehehe!!
*Click*!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Cheers Dears!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] NEVER mention the Monkees...
...without pointing out this important (if slightly incorrect) fact
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:59, archived)
# Only slightly incorrect
It was Liquid Paper, but you knew that:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_Paper

I also admire your artistic integrity - "Liquid Paper" would have been harder to fit.
(wertperch is losing his hair, marbles and patience., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 6:41, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun??? It fuckin has NOW cunty bawls
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:48, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:55, archived)
# erm
bottom righthand corner???

:0(
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:56, archived)
# ah!
subtlety is wasted on me :D
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# .
sorry mate :(
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:02, archived)
# RISE?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:09, archived)
# *checks balls*
FUCK! I didn't know that was there too!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:22, archived)
# haha
Me too! Right there under lefty!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Sexy tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] S h e e e e e t
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Hahaha! "you cunt"!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:45, archived)
# But Waitrose love you!
Classic isn't it!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:14, archived)
# * Shops only please
Minor thread-jack:
It is Michael Bentines birthday today and I have been watching some Potty Time sketches - Do you think JJ modeled Pip on the professor? He has the 'P' and a very nice Fez.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:48, archived)
# He looks WAY too much like Pip. o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:49, archived)
# *calls SOPA people*
and the web sheriff
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:56, archived)
# The internet police are busy at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...

...tap it out on the nearest available mug, in Morse code.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
# yeah i saw them earlier, searching for the elusive lolcats gang
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)
# looks like a shop to me
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
# what, so that seamy looking monkey is shopped?
edit - oooof!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
# no
its a 'paint'

S O R R Y

(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:04, archived)
# A 'Ready To Go, Sunderland' regular?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:06, archived)
# was going to say it reminds me of The Goons

then I read the description, didn't know he was part of them :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
#
didn't know he was part of them god I'm stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Jollyjack in "unoriginal" shocker
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha... You make me laugh...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:49, archived)
# So what was in meant to say?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
# c something unt
caunt
cbunt
ccunt
cdunt
ceunt
cfunt
cgunt
chunt
ciunt
cjunt
ckunt
clunt
cmunt
cnunt
count
cpunt
cqunt
crunt
csunt
ctunt
cuunt
cvunt
cwunt
cxunt
cyunt
czunt

I dont think any of those are real words. So maybe its something else.
(FrancisYorkMorgan Just call me York; that's what everyone calls me.., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:10, archived)
# I'm pretty sure count is. And chunt should be.
Edit: gah! Fucking iphone
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
# 'Chunt' is a lovely word...
as is Twunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] oooh
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] How strange!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] and...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:19, archived)
# They don't make norks like that anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:18, archived)
# They're rather splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Morning Clay
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:23, archived)
# .
as a fan of vintage books, one wonders what vintage book you are photoshopping?
(FrancisYorkMorgan Just call me York; that's what everyone calls me.., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Tineye helped me find these.....should be up your street
blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/i-read-just-about-every-word-i.html

www.flickr.com/photos/22809952@N03/with/3347576037/
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:14, archived)
# thanks
(FrancisYorkMorgan Just call me York; that's what everyone calls me.., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# I should of posted this age's a go.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Nope...ca'nt not sea anything worng with those's.
*works in my local fish and chip shop blog*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:07, archived)
# *tho'se
Silly Chutney.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:17, archived)
# i iz down wiv dis, innit!
innit!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Fantastic!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:09, archived)
# thanking you kindly
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ( . )( . ) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely Moleypoos!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:09, archived)
# My gramma was a Nazi
you insensitive bastard
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Hahahaha win.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:22, archived)
# "LOL DIS IS WELL GUD DIS, IM GNA FAECBUK IT TO ME 22-YEAR-OLD GRANDMA"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Thanks a lot for this, Mole.
Now I've not only had to kill my entire family, but burn down my house, go on a sexy spree, and defile several previously unknown species of fluffy animal because of your grammatical bastardry, and it goes without saying that Christmas 2012 isn't going to be nearly what was hoped for.

By ANYONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Ooooh... an Oxford comma... nice.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:18, archived)
# I am, Sir, at your service.
*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Your all gay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Easy!
1. it has fish in it
2. it's fucking raining!
3. No, I'm skint
4. I have no friends
5. No, no you couldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Oh this are genius.
Would you take any offence if I borrowed this to add to my company intraweb? I'm currently assembling a load of grammar and spelling rules as an internal reference WIKI, and this would just be perfect for me kicking the whole thing off.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:20, archived)
# I wouldn't mind at all.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Thank you.
*yoink*!

*EDIT* - Thank you once again... it now forms an official part of the Reference Links section of our work's intranet "Creative" WIKI. I think my next move is to adopt your GN-Party Logo as my personal badge.


The image is hosted locally, and the links go to B3ta home-page and your Profile respectively.

(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:10, archived)
# that hurts to read
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Perfect
but yous spelled grammer wrong. Innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:23, archived)
# too this that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:35, archived)
# ^Thi's
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# I agree completely with that, er this, er the above, er the preceding post..
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# & you're ellipsis is to short
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Me? Grammar Nazi? Hell yes.
But this week I'm finding it hard to resist tagging this onto almost every compo entry: www.b3ta.com/board/10671514
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:15, archived)
# hehe
dunn moar often this need's too b

nicely espoused
(Zoidaroid, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Very affective.
(I helped save b3ta! Karpati Footnote Never knowingly interesting, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Ah, damn.
This sincerely offends my sensibilities.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Ha ha!
All that's missing is the magenta bold comic sans
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 17:35, archived)
# hahaha
top work moley!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry] 30 Seconds!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:00, archived)
# The storming of Gibraltar?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:05, archived)
# queuing to compete on x factror?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
Which reminds me, did anyone see this?
www.nme.com/news/various-artists/61640

I've now lost hope in humanity.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:14, archived)
# wtf!
"the show will capture the rise of DJ phenomena'."
dj'ing has been going on for nearly 40 years
it would be good to showcase some good dj's, but this x factor format is shit and so is simon cowbell

aaaannnnd... he looks like even more of a cunt in that picture
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:23, archived)
# There's so much wrongness in this article, it's almost unreal.
I hope this show doesn't see the light of day. Like you said, it sounds like it could be alright, because there's probably a LOT of talent out there, but if I were a DJ, I wouldn't want to have earned my fame through this shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:32, archived)
# this was the start of the monkey v penguin wars
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:04, archived)
# The Penguins set 'Banana Traps'
and it just got messy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:14, archived)
# hahahaha
Brilliant! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Gorilla Warfare.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Hallo gorgeous!
So monkeys for the compo....

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Mornin' fluffbomb!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] YOU MANIACS!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
Finnish soldier!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:08, archived)
# There's danger a-brewing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Greetings! It's this week's travesty of the democratic process where we look for a new QOTW. Choose from:

Schoolyard rituals: From the "chinny reckon" to some bizarre performance involving an imaginary twenty-foot phallus. What did you get up to?

I should have been arrested: I really should have been nicked for the time I set off a load of explosives down the chalk pit, but blamed bigger boys who had run off.

Other people's children: Tell us of little angels and little scrotes

Human Resources, the Job Centre, Job interviews: Find a job, get a job, keep your job. Tell us about interviews and the petty officialdom of the HR department






This vote comes with the Official B3ta Seal of Approval

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Get sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)
# No it doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:53, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:55, archived)
# ...and the eskimo mechanic said...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Whatever gets chosen, it will invariably turn out to be another week of utter, utter shit.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Your persona is, in entirety, that of a kid saying "It hurts when I do this ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Stop posting then
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Smile for the birdy!
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha. Love it *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Nice one Prodge!

* Oh, hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
Timing is ev...









..erything!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Best i could do !
(redflame, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] =D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:55, archived)
# haha
lovely expressions :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] rated
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] bin dun yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:53, archived)
# haha
great book
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:01, archived)

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