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[challenge entry] You came in that thing?


(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:49, archived)
# :-D
Congrats for adding the quote in a speech bubble. Far less brain taxing and RISsing going on
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:54, archived)
# all part of the service
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)
# A wretched hive of cum and villainy.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Hahaha - top wordplay!
Here's my effort:

(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:06, archived)
# eeewwwww!
put me right off baked tatties! :-)
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Full-cream milk.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:13, archived)
# BANG
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Just put this here, ta.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)
# His name is Robert Paulson.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:25, archived)
# TOAFC
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Arf!
In that case, I'll drop this here.


(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)
# He's probably got a beard and a drug problem, by now.
And 'Unbreakable' is still the best thing M. Night Shamalamadingdong ever did, or probably ever will do.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:37, archived)
#
drug drink driving
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Inevitable destiny is inevitable.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:43, archived)
# ^This.
Anything after that is fucking awful, especially the Last Airbender. I mean, at least you could laugh at the Happening.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
# Amen to that, brother.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Really?
I thought it was obvious that SLJ was the baddie. When it was revealed, I expected the film to get going but it ended instead.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:45, archived)
# And then it turned out it was the trees, or the wind or some shit.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:22, archived)
# They called me Mr. Glass..
He always intended it to be a trilogy.
Apparently.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:55, archived)
# "why do you always laugh when i say lucky chaaaarms?"
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Oh my!
Big willie did a sick
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Splash your cream right in her headlamps!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Fear horn: Initiated.
/ac
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Hahahaha

(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:19, archived)
# YOU ASKED FOR IT
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)
# This is something rather special.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:00, archived)
# This is what happens
if you swallow chewing gum.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:06, archived)
# EEP
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Ace..
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:45, archived)
#

(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Xev.
Nom.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)
# good god man!
This is fantastic!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)
# you perverted fuck
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)
#
blimey. can access /board with a kindle, like i'm doing now.
not ideal, but if you can read this, then it's possible.
soz for tj, btw...
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:29, archived)
# i didn't know candles could do that, but it seems they cause a lot of typos
i'll give it a miss
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)
# I was anti-Kindle until Christmas Day.
My turnaround has a lot to do with my overcrowded library/cupboard.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Has you PC died or something?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Blobtacular.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)
# wrong wrong wrong
*clicks*
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)
# no southern fried chicken for hippie?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Sorry old bean I'm not quite following your banter.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)
# You might get it next time...
*ducks*
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:07, archived)
# massive RIS
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)
# OK
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:02, archived)
# ^ Win
(although mine re-sizes to the size of your window)
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)
#
bahji's? we don't need no stinking bahjis???
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Get a job! Bloody hippies.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:00, archived)
# *plays Vienna card*
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:00, archived)
#
MrHaze has it
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:03, archived)
# TOAPOAH
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Get your ass to Mars
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# bindun but still makes me laugh, because I'm a Total Recall obsessed fucktard
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)
# you'll be looking forward to the Colin Farrel rehash this summer then?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)
# ..rage...increasing...bowels..loosening...
*eye twitch*

find a happy place....find a happy place..
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Cinema is dead.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)
# There's some good stuff out there still, Drive and The Skin I Live In are particularly good.
But the neverending reboots are getting out of hand, but as long as people pay to see them, they'll keep on coming.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# I read this list on IMDB the other day
I've not been able to find it again but there was some shocking announcements on there. Top Gun 2, Robocop reboot, Pirates 5+6, Terminator 5 and on and on. It made me sad.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Watch Total Recall and it'll make you feel better.
right, I gotta goo
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Three men and a MILF
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Yeah, that was on there.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Drive and Warrior were my fav of last year.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# TV has been a much better option, these last three years.
Stuff like 'Game of Thrones', 'Misfits' and 'The Killing' have pissed on most of Hollywood's output.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)
# THERE IS NO HAPPY PLACE!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)
# o_0
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)
# If I am not me, then who the hell am I?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)
# SEE YOU AT DA PAHDY RICKTAH
*tucks forearms into tshirt sleeves, flails wildly*
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# DON'T GHET ME STAAAAARTEEEED
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)
# :-D
The donkey needs more googly eyes!

(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Where did you say?

(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Get your mars to ass!
*inserts*
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# You are Marianne Faithfull AICMFP
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)
# ^^ nice
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Nice one, Dave.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:29, archived)
# For the memory of a lifetime,
REKALL, REKALL, REKALLLlll.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:01, archived)
# We can remember it for you wholesale...
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Sometimes you eat the bar...
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Is that some kind of Eastern thing?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# say what?
EDIT: Oh, you actually understand. Ha ha.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# A RedX - Not seen one of those, done that well for ages!

EDIT: Oh, it there now - Woo!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Phew. I was all like "What?!" for a minute then.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)
# dont know what film it is
dont know what quote it is

*scrolls*
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)
# It's from the Big Lebowski
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Death is like a box of chocolates...
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# I guess it's come to this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPVLyB0Yc6I
Apparently he says bear but it sounds like bar to me.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] I see...
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] and ...
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# ahahahaha
Jimmy, do you like movies about gladiators?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)
# that kid along with the kid who played matilda (the roald dahl book) should have been shot
......when they were still kids of course.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)
# I SAY, NOOK DEY MUDDAZ CUNT FROM BIRT'
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:18, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:25, archived)
# I see hovering insects
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] el compo enterado
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)
# No-one ever gets that quote right
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Bindun
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx6TBrfCW54

Still funny as hell though! :D
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)
#
quality, not seen that....gonna have to now though :)
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Supplies!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
# UHF is a fucking classic.
WHEEL, OF, FISH

CONAN THE LIBRARIAN
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)
# badger fluff
yay
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Och aye!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:03, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)
# fucking scrubs
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# good lord
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Harper Lee's classic in three frames
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:55, archived)
# But that's a sin!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)
# It "fell on" the bullet
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)
# *stabs with scissors*
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:04, archived)
# I'd forgotten that bit, pastey face
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)
# "Feckin' birds again"
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Somehow, someday, somewheeeeeere...
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Fuck this place?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Hey, come on, it's not that bad...
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Haha
Ok Plaice then...
:D
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)
# ^ Nice Hats hat




(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Cheers Wobbly
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Farsands of what?

(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Heeellloooooooo
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)
# YO Dekion!!
:D
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Halllo Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenj
if that is your real name
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Nah, real name Dave...
...not quite so mysterious eh? ;)
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Helllo Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave, I have some japes belong-ing to you.
Also up there I was impersonating Family Guy's version of Sulu, as well as saying aloha.

yuk, yuk
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Japes belonging to me?
Ooh do tell :)
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)
# ermm..I haz dis pony, him say he you nephew
SIRTY EUROS, YOU BUY EEEEET!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)
# You sir
...are bonkers! :):D
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Aaah! Takei!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# TAKEI ME TO YOUR LEADA
also

TAKEI ON ME
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Send it to his Facebook page!
Takei is content hungry and has thousands of followers!
(drop a tag in, first...)
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Shameless ancient pea
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
i'll link this as it's quite long, but most amusing

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/hellraiser_mit_dom_small.jpg
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
# I had a bream ?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Did you love?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:04, archived)
# ahh, i cant be arsed
this compo has great potential, but im massively RISing at most of the entries.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:15, archived)
# ^this
and it's shaping up to be a seven day long threadrush
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)
# indeed...
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:33, archived)
# me too
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)
# and me
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)
# this compo requires me to engage my brain
stupid brain does not want to co-operate
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)
# I understand most of them (except this one)
I mean...Grr, *shakes fist* damn fillums
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)
# I'm going to guess at ....
Dirka Dirka Ali Jihad.

Which all the ragheads in Team America could say.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)
# ^ WINNER!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# I've been trying all day
to get many of the entries without filenaming. I haven't had a lot of luck and it's nothing to do with the images, more to do with I don't know a lot of the references. And I still can't get my bunnyear hat to work properly so today has been a bit of a washout in the bunny household :(
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Starbuck, something about basketball, Ali, Depardieu?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Gotta be this!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)
# FACE, SPORTS, TYSON, HAPPYFRANCE
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)
# tyson pfffft! It's will smith!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] hahah, he was great in Nutty Professor 3: Road to Phucksville
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)
# massive RIS
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:32, archived)
# ^this
a reply would be nice.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)
# But what if that reply was
"Exaggerated gardening artifact cheekmeat formula reliance".
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Already been done?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Judas, you're out of your element!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Yeah? Well...
That's just like, your opinion, man.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Moore.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Looks nothing like Roger Moore
:) WOO and *click*

These are all of teh stooning
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Have you seen her in that trailer for the thing about the last US elections?
Made Sarah Palin sexy I can tell you, but curiously made herself less sexy in the process. Also, Ed Harris as John McCain. FUCK.

edit: Also, woo to the pic!

edit edit: www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IPhh7mch5zo
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Gah.
Cannot unsee.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Fucking hell
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Brilliant. Now do Roger?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Brilliant. But then, you knew that already :)
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)
# I like your style
Can you do one of Freebase?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Fuck me!
please
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:18, archived)
# I'll take your Moore
and raise you a Rand!



De-RIS and something to listen to, while you are browsing.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Ha!
Ayn Rand, what a cunt, and a highly influential one.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
# I was gonna say Demi's let herself go...
then I remembered.

Most woosome sir!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)
# I love all of these.
But, I don't like her top lip.Looks badly chapped.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)
# but I bet you wouldn't mind it on your little chap!

* Wonders off, holding his head in shame
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Nice....
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:02, archived)
# You kung-fu is powerful.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry] "Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the GRIPPER."
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)
# I can't help but pronounce "gripper" as GRIPPAAAAH in a dodgy cockney accent.
There is no cure for this syndrome.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Relevant to nothing
Just not deserving of a thread. Inspired by some work seen here, but not nearly as good. Just thought I'd have a crack myself.

First go

Second go

Third go

(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:55, archived)
# erm
you mean you've done those using power point too??

go you!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:11, archived)
# I likes Batman.
What are you using? I was going to say something about smooth edges but I think they actually work for you.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] do you mind if I pop this here?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:59, archived)
# of course not, let me slip into something more comfortable *removes algebra*
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:05, archived)
#
Must be one of his propositions
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Ooh! me likey!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)
# fucking hell :)
superb work
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Jesus Christ
As a daytime sofa surfer of late, this ambulance chaser's TV ad inspired me to dig out a highlight of 2011.



Click for bigger (398 kb)

(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)
# ha ha
clickety click
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Whut?
I other news, its Crissy Cums birthday today! (any search will be NSFW)

(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Quite a resumé
It's also Ayn Rand's birthday.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)
# The leader is good, the leader is great
We're not a cult, you've made a mistake.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:14, archived)
# She is quite a looker!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:21, archived)
# My mate works for them
I recently suggested they try and run the youtube footage as a TV commercial
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Not just disturbing... downright bloody creepy, actually.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Star trek hahaha
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:29, archived)
# LOL, SPACE 1991
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:29, archived)
# ahahaha

(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:32, archived)
#

(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:35, archived)
# I love star wars, me
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Ha ha! Weirdness.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:33, archived)
# ha ha!
the stubbley wanker
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:42, archived)
# "Vader... Release him"!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Why? Because I KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)
# DANCE YOU FUCKER, DANCE
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)
# LOL, STAR WARS!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] "If you build it, he will cum"
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Lunchbreak photoshop, after Stonewall...
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)
# I'm sure we could save a lot of money not looking after the weak in our society.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)
# I thought we already were.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)
# harvest their organs, then turn their remains into soap!
edit: actually, scratch that, that would cause the 42" plasma screen industry to collapse

/daily mail fantasist blog
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)
# What the deuce?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:20, archived)
#
Nothing to see here.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Not by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Uncle Barry's been on the hooch again.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)
# I've had to hide this image so I can even reply
but this is exactly like migraines I've known
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:36, archived)

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