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[challenge entry] Much as I appreciate the Sherlock Holmes books

I can't help thinking that Conan Doyle must have been, at heart, thick as absolute fuck
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:23, archived)
# haha :)
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:24, archived)
# *believes*
:D

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:24, archived)
# and not just any fuck
but a rich tapestry of highly viscous m&s premiere fuck
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Hehe
Totally agree with you on Doyle. Late 19th/early 20th century was the age of otherwise seemingly intelligent people believing in the patently cobblers.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:37, archived)
# still some people believe in an omnipotent sky daddy and symbolically eat of his zombified son's flesh.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:43, archived)
# It's all about the blood, man. Proper tasty stuff.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Marvellous.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Jesus
She had a beard!
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Nah, it was part of Jeff Kay's scalp
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:57, archived)
# A likely explanation,

FROM A LIZARD!!!!!!!!!!


/donstinfoilhatblog
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:59, archived)
# It's George Harrison.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:03, archived)
# LOOK OUT! IT'S A GRASSY KNOLL!
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:58, archived)
# As long as there's not a grassy Mr. Blobby there I'm fine.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:05, archived)
# blobby grasser!
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:07, archived)
# gassey blobber!
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# When I last went to the US I was asked the inane questions by the immigration goon
and they asked "have you ever been to Dallas, Texas?"

I was so close to saying "Yes, I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll", but that sort of thing would've seen me refused entry.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:51, archived)
# no humour those guys
:)
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] More FBI secret files
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:16, archived)
# BEWARE
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:18, archived)
# ALIEN
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Nice!

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Jeremy the Terrifying Xenohorse
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:24, archived)
# George! Haven't you done enough?!
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:28, archived)
# A streaker!
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] boing
Space Unshoped

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:44, archived)
# They missed a trick there
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:52, archived)
# wheeeee!!
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost for Compo. How VW's are really made.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:36, archived)
# that's lovely :)
*awaits proj's cheery greeting*

is it top shoppage or have you just done the aminashon?

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Animashon - that yellow beetle flying out of the white car's fanny is making me giggle
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:44, archived)
# *squints*
Hard to tell, but isn't that a G1 Hubcap?
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Could be a yellow Cliffjumper
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Either way, distinctly lacking in VW-ness :(
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:42, archived)
# It's a "new" Beetle.
Not as awesome as the old ones but still a Beetle.

I saw one painted up as Herbie the other day, in the middle of suburbia. Made me chuckle.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Yeah just a found pic..
But i did the annimashion. :)
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:55, archived)
# well its lovely
and surprising how many babies they have, no wonder VW are loaded
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:24, archived)
# reposting cunt

/per request
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:40, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:40, archived)
# This is really real!:D
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Romptitoms trumble parp parp hahah
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Nice.
:D

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)
# cleaning the folders and saw I still had this for a possible future image challenge
seemed a shame to let it go to waste and not post it


(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)
# and just for the record and old times sake
apologies if I got a bit shirty with a few posters.

and no this was not about "the pixel width of my images and I took offence and flounced off"

I think it's clear what my opinion about that was
www.b3ta.com/board/10737745

404 pixels wide images fits just dandy on the fp without adjustment
I know because my nick clegg post was 404
www.b3ta.com/board/10735440 and fitted fine without resizing (but this was taken off the fp when it was pointed out, probably the same mystery mod that edited my posts - making me look like a paranoid dick and being fine with it)

and for the record I didn't 'flounce because of resizing images'
www.b3ta.com/board/10739125

believe it or not posters can leave this site out of choice rather than in a huff

but never let the truth get in the way of a good story
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:29, archived)
# oh do fuck off wanky
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:29, archived)
# this
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:29, archived)
# sloooooooooowly
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:38, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:42, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:43, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:57, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Clicked
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)
# You crossed the line.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha great threadsave
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha, it's like crack you see, you'll never leave
you think you will, but you never will, you'll end up mugging old ladies for their broadband connection and using the 2 hours free computer access at the local library.

:D
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:35, archived)
# nah but I will miss the place
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:37, archived)
#
Flouncing is the ancient art of leaving a board, community, blog or Internet forum in the most dramatic way possible.

Whereas normal people who are fed up with a discussion or debate simply leave, flouncers need eternal validation. Instead of simply logging off, they must announce that they are leaving. Flouncing usually occurs when a wanker realizes that other people on the planet hold differing views.


History

In childhood, flouncing is called "tantrums."
Types

* A Convoluted Flounce is a wordy diatribe in which the wanker must make it clear how everyone else is forcing them to leave, and that the wanker simply has no other choice.

* The Double Flounce is when a flouncer vows never to post again and never to return. They then return to announce again that they will never again return.

* The Triple (or more) Flounce is exceedingly rare, but definitely the most amusing.


Effects

The goal of a flounce is always to elicit an outpouring of handwringing and sympathy from other fans ("Please don't go, we love you, you're brilliant!") If there's a corresponding threat of deletion, they will expect an added outcry for the sake of their fic ("It would be like Michelangelo erasing the Sistine Chapel if we live without chapter 217 of your Harmonian opus!"). The wanker must know that they are so vitally important mass suicide will result if they leave the fandom. If there is an insufficient outcry the first time, the wanker will institute the double flounce.

98.7% of flouncers return within a week, usually in the form of a sockpuppet. A percentage of these flouncers will actually return as themselves or not leave at all, most with the explantion that the sympathy garnered has changed their minds.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:46, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
*bookmarks*
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:47, archived)
# I'm not sure I can masturbate to this post, sorry.

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:53, archived)
# I know I can
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Careful with that wrist
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:05, archived)
# o_O are you stalking my facebook
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Of course I am
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:17, archived)
#
the post up there was genuine, the fallout and abuse I knew would come from posting it is part of the course, it was aimed at the posters I came here for and enjoyed seeing their stuff

we're all probably grown ups in real life , we sit here probably in an office or working from home and typing about this stuff on a comedy forum we logged onto, probably in between doing a design for a client or making some toast


I think that's probably the size of things and the reality of it, to be honest

EDIT: sorry if I didn't address any points you may have made, I admit I never read your reply past the first 2 lines (I 'm guessing the gist) but I'm not being obtuse when I say that, but I did reply given you spent the time to type out that huge chunk of text

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:58, archived)
# you've summed up my life in two lines
you just missed out the bit about unhealthy masturbation.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:07, archived)
# it's only unhealthy if the nuns didn't give consent
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:12, archived)
# FP this now
and forever
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:21, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Never forgive... :O
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:29, archived)
# Flouncy McFlounce
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:32, archived)
# cheers ellis
it's hard to take you seriously or personally though when trolling just seemed to be your sole function on this forum
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:36, archived)
# hahaha you've been listening to too much gossip and taking my b3ta comments a little too seriously, Frilly Knickers Flouncipoos :D
edit: I love the fact you are debating at all whether to take my comment "Flouncy McFlounce" seriously.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:37, archived)
# you are still the one who cannot be forgiven
and it's still a tshirt worthy slogan

"MICHEAL ELLIS: I CANNOT FORGIVE"
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:11, archived)
# You spelled my name wrong
FUCK THIS, I AM LEAVING FOREVER
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# my next slogan
DISCOMEATS: SPELLING DEFICIENT BASTADR!
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:15, archived)
# When I flounce I will have Rob delete everyone's account except mine
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:16, archived)
# from orbit, it's the only way to be sure
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Hurrah, you're back!
*trolls*
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
like it was ever in any doubt
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:23, archived)
# So you're back again
to remind us you've gone. Just in case we missed the last time you came back to tell us you'd gone.

It'd be more convincing if you'd just go.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:43, archived)
# ..or come back and get on with it
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:45, archived)
# *considers*
Naaaaah.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:59, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Nice to see you back :)
Screw the trolls
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:44, archived)
# I will symbolise all our hopes and dreams using the following image.


Which I feel explains everything, from the depths of my soul.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)
# looks alright to me, i'll have it if he dont want it
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:52, archived)
# you can have it
for endless canoe joy time :D
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:53, archived)
# oh, also, does this mean I can post 404 images again and nobody can make issues out of it?
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Think people know it wasn't the pixels thing.
It's just funnier if it was, and this isn't the place to let facts get in the way of a joke.

Now stay.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:57, archived)
# but remember,

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:59, archived)
# As a relatively impartial observer (I've only been registered a week), it seems to me...
...you initially got wound up about something pretty minor, accused the mods of being out to get you, dismissed everyone who dared suggest you might be overreacting as trolls, went around trying to have the last word in every resultant subthread, then had your account deleted. Having done that, you were clearly still watching the drama you'd caused unfold -- otherwise, why come stir things up again with another account, and go around trying to get the last word over everyone again?

... and now you're back once again. So you weren't actually leaving, you were just causing a shitstorm of drama with you as the center of attention.

I'm sorry, but that's a massive flounce. And a huff. (Incidentally, no-one other than you suggested that either of those suggest a lack of "choice" on your part.) Your recent antics are, in fact, precisely those of an attention-seeking drama queen.

How tedious.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:30, archived)
# ^ this, in a nutshell
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Nah, clearly I'm just trolling him. ;)
Actually, I'm channeling the moderation on the User Friendly comments section, (a surprisingly thriving community) where I was a regular for a few years. They've got a "no drama queens" rule that I really like, viz:

if you post a big production goodbye that says basically you're leaving because the board sucks/you people are idiots/etc your account will be permanently disabled. In other words, we will enforce your goodbye so be sure you really want to go before posting something like that.

Personally, I think that rule would be good for pretty much any internet community.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:48, archived)
# ^ this, in a nutshell
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Fucking hell, that didn't take long
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:32, archived)
# CLAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
*hugs*
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:38, archived)
# yay taters
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:59, archived)
# I hope you have your smashing blouse on
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:39, archived)
# yay! 404!
\o/
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Worse flounce ever
and it had such potential to be a benchmark flounce but it's just become a long drawn out affair
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:06, archived)
# It's *not* a flounce
You can argue with people, say you are leaving forever and ask for your account to be deleted without it being a flounce you know.

Apparently.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)
# I thought the point of a flounce was that they were supposed to eventually fuck off
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:28, archived)
# let's face it though, LS18 really raised the fucking bar too high
It'd have to be of such biblical proportions that it's discussed on Newsnight for the aftermath of it to beat him.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Tru dat
WIV DA ANGLES XX
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)
# I don't think the LS18 flounce had the level of hilarity that other flounces did.
the "is this small enough" flounce was an amazing read
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# truth is, I missed it
I was just trying to go for the drama of it all so I don't feel left out

*feels left out*

bastadrs! I'm leaving! you bastadrs!
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:14, archived)
# I have it bookmarked
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:16, archived)
# "Pisscrane" hahaha
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:17, archived)
# this is the comment that makes me laugh
No after this post, I've had it!
It's always been SOMETHING.
"Oh you used a font I don't like!"
"It's too brown!"
"It's too this!"
"It's too that!"
Almost never a comment that has to actually do with the image.
Eat more fucksocks, I'm out of here!
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:20, archived)
# reads it for limited personal amusement
edit: funny, because it's someone who isn't me having a mental breakdown
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:20, archived)
# You're not my real ladder.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)
# i hate being late to a party.
I'm too unawake to even think of something smart to say. And since lurking is evil, I thought it better to type this stuff.

Everything feels right, now.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Huzzah with exclamation points
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)
# The Chavfinch! *gets coat*
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:11, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)
# haha he's lovely
I shall take him home and feed him Greggs sausage rolls.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:33, archived)
# You won't see him at Greggs
He hangs out at Millets:D
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Please don't go anywhere
I'm currently working with a Romanian steel company in putting together enough iron to create the gigantic frying pan I will be using to spang your face off

PS: I'm not really going to hit your face off with a giant frying pan, just in case you think I'm being serious.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Phwoar!!
I bet that tastes salty!
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:18, archived)
# *zips up* it fucking does now, that I've added "Man's Condiment"
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)
# That's rather splendid
that is :D
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:48, archived)
# that is rather fucking awesome
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:07, archived)
# That
is exceptionally well done
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:45, archived)
# in fact
this compo should not be won on likes, it should be won on who can find and convince a messageboard full of people the hoax is real. I reckon you're in with a chance
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Good stuff.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] *wanders in*


*wanders off again*
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:46, archived)
# My god... its full of pubes!
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)
# bleuch...
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:57, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Another barryheadwound Memeworks (TM) production :o)
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Hahaha! Great!
:D

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Sorry:P
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Gah!
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:26, archived)
# reflecto porn
the best kind of porn
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:23, archived)
# mind pissed
back to drawing board...
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:31, archived)
# argh!
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] wishful thinking
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:02, archived)
# They can fly?
Aaaarrrgghh!
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:03, archived)
# no
just wishing they come to a untimely end
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)
# they need to be stopped
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Hahaha. One can dream I suppose. Finish them now before this happens!
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:12, archived)
# hahaha it suits them :)
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:17, archived)
# The worst thing you know this will be happening somewhere in a holiday camp 20 years from now.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:18, archived)
#
holiday concentration

well, i can dream...
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Is that John Travolta on the right?
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:20, archived)
# For the right money he'll be whoever you want.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)
# They don't look anything like Joel Veitch...



*Runs away giggling*
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:16, archived)
# Gah!
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:50, archived)
# A planet worse than Rura Penthe
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Over Macho Grande?
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] North Koreans....? I knew it!

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:56, archived)
# This is SCIENCE!
woo
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)
# hahaha nice touch on the ship name
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:58, archived)
# Very well done
Convincingly shopped!
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:59, archived)
# arf :)
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:03, archived)
# le lol
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:07, archived)
# hahaha brill :D
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Likey!
Also a nice photoshopping detail to let the colours from the explosion reflect in the spaceship. It's a detail that a lot of people would have overlooked
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:19, archived)
# or be unable to convincingly achieve
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)
# 'ningles all. How the devil are you?
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:51, archived)
# If only I had some kind of iron kitchenware handy
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)
# 'ning to you sir

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Oeuf!
:D

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:12, archived)
# ooh lovely
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:18, archived)
# ta much
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:31, archived)
# That's ace
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:51, archived)
# thank ye
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:02, archived)
# You win
Next challenge.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)
# *holds up small trophy* :*)
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Clever. And top shoppery.
:D

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)
# pffh..ta :)
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Ish very convincing
Dons tinfoil hat
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:08, archived)
# ta :)
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Wow.
Nice work Prodge!
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:20, archived)
# I TOLD YOU ALL
but noooooooooooooooo
you wouldn't listen, would you
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
He must have been giving that some serious tugging!
Ning Toasty!
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:15, archived)
# looks like he burnt it too
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:18, archived)
# arf o.O
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:21, archived)
# ooh I bet that hits the spot
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:25, archived)
# gets under the rim and all the hard to reach places
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:27, archived)
# Nessie The Elephant
(obscure Toy Dolls single b-side)
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:26, archived)
# woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooah
*swings arm round and round*
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:26, archived)
# YOUR SO COOL
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:27, archived)
# *trumps*
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:12, archived)
# *opens window*
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:34, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:48, archived)
# *throws bread*
:D

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes but can it be milked?
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Ning b3ta!
Today, we find Jeremy Beadle and David Letterman talking about David Cassidy cocks.

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 7:52, archived)
# and on the brighter side...
It looks like Brooklyn Deckers and Pandora Peaks stripes have effected Shannen Doherty eye a little more that usual?

NSFW Shannen
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 7:52, archived)
# Pandora "Tesco Value" Peaks
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:13, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:15, archived)
# Ropey old filtered slappers Thursday already?
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:21, archived)
# Phwoar Brooklyn's Double Deckers ftw

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)
# lovely!
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:24, archived)
# cheers :)
inspired by Wobblys Sophie Ellis Bexter vag
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:54, archived)
# This is great...
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Beadle should be all ghosty
he's jed, you know.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:52, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Don't say that!!!
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:54, archived)
[challenge entry] First compo entry
I was going to say quick and dirty - but after hours of turd polishing it still looks just dirty.



Click for bigger (171 kb)

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 6:22, archived)
# ^ Nice - Welcome to b3ta, you will never leave
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 7:06, archived)
# Even if you beg me to...
Thanks btw :)
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 7:16, archived)
# How hollow those words sound now
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:24, archived)
# no-one ever leaves
they flounce
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:33, archived)
# or dissipate over time
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:54, archived)
# or get jobs
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:54, archived)
# don't be ridiculous
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:22, archived)
# Yep, it's true..
I've not posted on here in years..

(Psst!.. Can you find Rob and ask him for the key to these chains please!?)
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
# I don't do sincerity well
Even when I make a genuine effort
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:39, archived)
# don't worry, the hollowness wasn't referring to you
stay long enough (a week or two) and it'll all make sense
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Bridge
No fake
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:10, archived)
# OI!
;) welcome to the madhouse
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:15, archived)
# dunno
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 5:57, archived)
# Well
I liked it!
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:00, archived)
# and i appreciate you saying so
it's not very good though really ;)
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 5:07, archived)
# they're supposed to be hoaxes!
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 5:57, archived)
# Cracking sausage Grommit
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:30, archived)
# new intelligence has just come to light about how the north koreans are fuelling their rocket
(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 4:26, archived)

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