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[challenge entry] Classic
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:01, archived)
# hahaha nice :)
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:02, archived)
# haha!
nice
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry] a tree in a field of lavender ? I don't get it
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:26, archived)
# nice :)
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
# pffh
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:39, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:43, archived)
# haha, /boardpiss this morning
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] chirp chirp the bird rapist is out there again
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:01, archived)
# There's a lovely clip of him from the Goodies where he's birdwatching and shooting them with a revolver
It deserves more widespread appreciation, I think
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:02, archived)
# it scary to think he is out there
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:12, archived)
# I saw his daughter in the Hawley once
I probably would
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:15, archived)
# I want to see that
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Ask and ye shall receive
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:55, archived)
# arf :)
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:03, archived)
# Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie
Rub your beard all over my body
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Awful bright in that bird-hovel!
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:20, archived)
# ^ Wood
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] fits the brief, right?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:51, archived)
# nope
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:56, archived)
# ha hah hah ahahahahahaha!
still beiung hilarious i see
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:59, archived)
# YES!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HA

what's a beiung?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:59, archived)
# the sound a metal handrail makes when you hit it with a mallet?
has anyone called you a tedious spastic yet today?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:04, archived)
# aye..yer maw
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:06, archived)
# wouldn't surprise me
she calls a spade a spade
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:08, archived)
# does she call you a bald unfunny tedious cunt as well?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
# no
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:12, archived)
# she's missing a trick there
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
# i'd hardly say that not calling someone a tedious cunt is missing a trick
it appears you don't really understand the meaning of the phrase missing a trick.
english isn't your first language is it?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:19, archived)
# it's an Idiom...idiot
the meaning
"someone who fails to notice and use a good opportunity"

and the opportunity being to call you a bald unfunny tedious cunt.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:28, archived)
#
but not calling someone a bald tedious cunt is hardly 'failing to use a good opportunity', is it?
fuck, you really are dense
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:34, archived)
# you keep missing out the bald unfunny part

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
# added
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:41, archived)
# is this from your self assurance video?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:43, archived)
# you keep knocking out jokes like that and you'll go far baldy

aaw fuck I done deleted everyfink again..again sorry. :(
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:25, archived)
# Are they watching the lion king, or jurrasic park?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:39, archived)
# I thought
it was that Peter Sellers film about the little country that tries to invade America
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:40, archived)
# Is it Ghostbusters 2?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:12, archived)
# is it iain lee?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:55, archived)
# It's last weeks Grand Prix
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:20, archived)
# filenames....aaah :)
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Nothing for three hours? I'll sneak this in then

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 8:35, archived)
# Spat my tea over the keyboard
10/10 V good!
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 8:49, archived)
# I bet you didn't
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 8:55, archived)
# I think he did, but it was merely coincidental with this post.
It's a ritual he has.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 8:57, archived)
# What a good start to the morning.
I lolled.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:17, archived)
# haha!
I'm glad to see we didn't go with hypnogifs
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Very good!
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:33, archived)
# this reminds me
yesterday i started my counselling level 3 classes. A girl in the class admitted she is a medium.She then said she wants to run a counselling company that uses medium skills to help people......

I face-palmed rather hard - I have 90 hours of her being in the class,I just know I am going to say the wrong thing...
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Oh bloody hell, LOL
This is beautiful.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Ningles B3tains!

"There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know"."


CFB(147 kb)

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 5:51, archived)
# trekwars galactica?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 8:09, archived)
# the freequals
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 8:17, archived)
# TEK WAR
Remember that?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 8:28, archived)
# only that it was something to do with shatner
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 8:35, archived)
# Same here
And it had a graphically decent (but jerky as fuck) game
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 8:48, archived)
# Is that Stephen Hawkings' chair? Was he taken by sand people?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 8:27, archived)
# the love child of stephen hawking and johnny 5
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:09, archived)
# NOOOO DISSASEMBLE STEPHEN 5!
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:15, archived)
# I liked the filters more.

going to do this for a year, then say I was only joking
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:13, archived)
# that's because you're fuckin hilarious
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:25, archived)
# you still being a whiney little bitch?
bless
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:44, archived)
# still deleting everything that makes you cry?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:51, archived)
# only when I know It'll annoy gullable idiots like you
xxx
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:53, archived)
# the thing is, it doesn't
i don't come onto teh internetz to get upset by people that i'll never meet and mean nothing to me.
i do find it interesting that you'll quite happily demonstrate to everyone what a tedious fucktard you are though

btw, it's gullible, not gullable. not that you're making sense anyway
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:02, archived)
# I think you'll find I'm only like this to fellow tedious fucktards
btw, is it 1998?

as for someone pulling me up for my spellon and to come out with something as lame as 'teh internetz' are you 12?.

fuck off baldy :D
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:05, archived)
# i referred to the internet as teh internetz in this instance
as a way of inferring how it's not something i take seriously.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:31, archived)
# aye..very good
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:34, archived)
# i assume you can't spell hypocrite
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha for someone who doesn't take 'teh internetz' seriously.

arf
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:13, archived)
# i don't consider goading trolls as taking teh internetz particularly seriously
especially trolls of unquestionably low intelligence like you
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:27, archived)
# yea yea yea..I'm a
spastic with low intelligence who is a hypocrite and a troll

anything else?..you know
seeing as your not getting wound up or taking 'teh internetz' serious..
baldy


[edit] I like how you edited your post to make out you didn't call me a spastic with low intelligence.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:33, archived)
# yes, yes, you've seen right through my feeble facade
behind this front of calm and reason i'm raging right now, you've upset me so much!
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:44, archived)
# I think I have..sorry baldy
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:29, archived)
# ning real
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:35, archived)
# ning wb
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:45, archived)
# * Waits....
So how long do we have to wait for you to say "I was only joking" today?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:21, archived)
# I was only joking
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Honest Guv
I never saw a thing. (Now where's my Ivory stick?)
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 3:22, archived)
# The Beyond?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 8:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 3:07, archived)
# zamboni moment
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 6:16, archived)
# zambonies forever
..twice... with love
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 8:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 1:28, archived)
[challenge entry] What happen ?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 0:56, archived)
#
well I liked it :)
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] The dove from above
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Bourbon Fox just beat me to it. He's sicker than me obviously.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:53, archived)
# haha judging by your choice of source, i say you win
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:54, archived)
# Two very different views of what the inside of an arsehole looks like, here.
And now I feel sick. XD
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:55, archived)
# you've got worms
:)
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:56, archived)
# TV, Film, or History?
Forget it...I don't want to know.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:57, archived)
# The history of film and TV.
The Lumiere brothers originally penned the idea, but back then, cameras couldn't fit on buses, let alone inside someone's botty.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:58, archived)
# i think it's from straw dogs
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:58, archived)
# He did
but woo on yuck factor
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 0:02, archived)
# I can now vouch that it is safe to google 'raw mince'. It had me worried.
Your pussies would like this source pic.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 0:04, archived)
# I dare not at this late hour Mr Bastard
I have been exposed to much tonight as it is, I may have to retire
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 0:18, archived)
# Lovely.
Thanks.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Raws
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuck it. No-one else is reading the brief.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:48, archived)
# 'the brief'
Pffft
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:59, archived)
# Yeah,
sorry.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 0:02, archived)
#
film at 11.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 5:07, archived)
# That would be the debrief, correct?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] "Why don't I stretch my arsehole wide open and you can take a picture?"
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:45, archived)
# hahaha
fearsome
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:47, archived)
# ha ha
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Pfft! I didn't even see that!
I was too grossed out by SkUG's eye. D:
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:49, archived)
# I'll take SkUG's eye over Goatse any day.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:59, archived)
# Aye, I guess I just have a thing about eyes.
I hate seeing them being stabbed, crushed, sliced, etc in films and that.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 0:06, archived)
# I hear ya...last week I saw some weirdo getting his eyeball tattooed blue.
Unfuckingbelievable! X__-
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 0:11, archived)
# Gah! D: as in, the iris or the whole thing?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 0:13, archived)
# The whole white part.
When he was done, it looked like a pen had run some ink into his eye. Just a messy blue patch.
People are fucked up.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 0:17, archived)
# That's just ridiculous.
*Googles* fucking hell, have you seen the bloke with red tattooed eyes? He looks genuinely frightening.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 0:21, archived)
# That whole page is freaking me out.
I have to think about ice cream and girls now.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 0:27, archived)
# Probably the freakiest kind of tattoo I've ever seen. And I've seen plenty.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 0:31, archived)
# I have lots, but I'm keeping it below the neck.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 0:44, archived)
# Yeah, it's best kept below the neck, certain workplaces are iffy about visible tattoos.
I'm thinking of getting a tattoo soon, but it's just a case of what; I was thinking of the molecular structure of caffeine, but I'd have to rely on the tattooist being good with really straight lines, etc.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 0:55, archived)
# Too popular. Design your own (that's what I did).
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 1:00, archived)
# Mm, I've definitely got the chops for it, being an illustrator/designer and all...
What is yours, anyway?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 1:02, archived)
# Symbols, girls, and birds of prey mostly.
(Didn't mean to leave you hanging there) :D
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Aghaa
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Oh christ.
This is awful. In a good way. I think.
clicked anyway...
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:49, archived)
# That's the best kind of awful :D cheers!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:51, archived)
# aagh
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:52, archived)
# dirty dirty dirty!!
TEH FEAR!
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 1:12, archived)
# there is a little fox character hiding inside
like a little rabbit in a burrow, he doesn't want to be knobbed by a man
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 2:50, archived)
[challenge entry] blocking the road up
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
We have a b3tan who suffers this crap every day
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:43, archived)
# WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? FUCKING ZEBRAS?
cunts
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 2:46, archived)
[challenge entry] What my pants see when they are being washed
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:37, archived)
# The reflection confuses me :(
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Are your pance of historical interest? Have they been on TV or in a film?
This week's challenge is to show iconic moments in TV, Film and History as seen from the other guy's perspective.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Sue me
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Haha. If only.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 0:06, archived)
# the mark of the skid
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 2:52, archived)
# What about when they're being worn?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Q+S for compo
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:32, archived)
# needs more drutt :)
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:34, archived)
# ah, go on then
:D
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:44, archived)
# yay! :)
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 8:39, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Ceiling cat is, err,
in the background, afraid
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:44, archived)
# :]
evenin' mister Jahled
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Hello you :)
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:59, archived)
#
I've sent a membership form through for your perusal, just so as you know what I was banging on about.
The samples came through. Good company, really quick service :)
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Cool
Awaits
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Aww lovely :D
Haven't seen Trap Door in AGES.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:50, archived)
# cheers :D
but you should remedy this affliction IMMEDIATELY
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:58, archived)
# I think I saw a box-set in CEX the other week. Shall have to get down there sharpish.
Or, you know, try and find it on Youtube.

EDIT: Seems a lot of them are indeed on Youtube :D
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 0:00, archived)
# i like it
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:53, archived)
# :)
*bows*
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 0:01, archived)
# there's something down there, mate
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 2:54, archived)
# You sure mate?
What's that purple spurty thingy?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 3:00, archived)
# ace
:)
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 7:33, archived)
# EYE STITCHES
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:25, archived)
# X__X
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:26, archived)
# have you asked facebook if they give a fuck yet?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:27, archived)
# lol
*posts flashy imagine file*
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:29, archived)
# nah why not post it on a comedy website founded on photoshop first
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:29, archived)
# and for those who like things to be photoshopped...

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:31, archived)
#

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 1:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 2:43, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 2:44, archived)
#

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:34, archived)
# ok you go bye now
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:37, archived)
# This place is going loopy.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:40, archived)
# You should get more sleep.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Eurgh!
I've just been purposely avoiding looking at this on Facebook! I don't need to see it massive here.

Hope you're okay, it looks painfully and makes me go funny.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:28, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:29, archived)
# i'm gutted you didn't die, we could of had a dinosaur icon and a bash with smug fuckers
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:31, archived)
# ooph...i want a dino icon :(
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:33, archived)
# is there a dinosaur icon yet?
everyone dies, dont take life too seriously you won't make it out alive
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:33, archived)
# Corel is so 90s
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:35, archived)
# scouse cunts
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:39, archived)
# G'nite y'all
_O
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry] go on then,..... " I found this............"
..... " I found this............"
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
nice
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:13, archived)
# *Likes a lot*
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:13, archived)
# cheers
and happy candles
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:14, archived)
# You're very welcome
And thank you :)
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Happy Candleday!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:33, archived)
# haha - should definitely win.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:13, archived)
# hahaa perfect
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:18, archived)
# i love this movie
jk;)
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Haha!
Brilliant! *Click*
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Stop the compo
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:22, archived)
# I like this.
I'm now waiting for 'sharks perspective of bridge and helicopter' and 'rings perspective of goatse'.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:28, archived)
# that's it, ama off to play zeewolf 2
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:37, archived)
# that's absolute class
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 0:36, archived)
# >.>;;
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Hahaha
nice
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:36, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Yep, I think we're on a winner here :D *clicks*
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:57, archived)
# genius :)
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 0:27, archived)
# hahah
i was scrolling down expecting to see this very thing.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 1:32, archived)
# Burmese Cat is behind him!

I'm sorry. Fursgivz meez.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 2:17, archived)
# this is probably the only genuinely good hulk compo entry I have seen :D
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 2:26, archived)
# hahahaha, best Hulk pic
*fresh morning click*
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:31, archived)
# Har. Reminds me of one of mine,
have a pea.


(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:07, archived)

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