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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Thursday already - vote for one of the following for this week's question

The Apocalypse - Power cuts, internet outages, mild inconvenience to your daily lives - how did you cope?

The one that got away - You know what it's like. You find that perfect someone then as quick as they appeared in your life they flash away and try as you want, or not, you never forget them.

Social Networking Gaffes II - We did this four years ago when Facebook and Twitter were relatively new. We dare say you've broken up a marriage or two since then

Public Shame - Ever crapped yourself in public? Committed a dreadful faux pas in front of posh company? Tell all!

The worst place I lived - Dreadful. The kitchens were so far away, the servants could never keep the soup warm all the way to the dining room

Business trips - I once worked on a US Air Force base and was an honorary captain for two weeks. TOP GUN!







Vote! Vote! Vote And win a sloth*



* There is no sloth

Vote closed: Apocalypse won by a single vote
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:09, archived)
# *votes for 'Social Networking Giraffes II'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Hang on, there were only 4 options a minute ago...
/eyes suspiciously
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:12, archived)
# your only option is to not vote
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:14, archived)
# We got a couple of late entries
...and the only alternative was to declare marshal law
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:15, archived)
# shit! I jokingly voted for Apocalypse, and now it's winning, arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:20, archived)
# It's a difficult one to write about,
seeing as there hasn't actually been an apocalypse.

I expect there will be lots of 'how I have protected my house against zombies, even though they are not real' type posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:32, archived)
# I think anyone who says they haven't prepared for a zombie outbreak is lying.
Of course, I don't know any normal people.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:37, archived)
# I once saw an online advert for a Chainsaw in a can and thought
"I really should get that in case of zombie outbreaks".

ed: www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/ea93/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:43, archived)
# ^This
Although I imagine a large proportion of survivors will be battle re-enactors. Immediate access to chain mail, a shield and a functional sword will be a positive benefit, come the zombie holocaust.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Depends on how good the chain mail and the sword actually is.
Very few places make it battle ready.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Not falling apart after a few whacks would do the trick, surely.
How bad would chain mail need to be for a zombie to bite through it?

But then I'm not a battle re-enactor.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:06, archived)
# There's a US ammo firm that sells zombie-specific rounds.
www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Maybe Scaryduck knows the apocalypse is coming
Tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:54, archived)
# It's going to be a very concise
QOTW then.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)
# my wife used to have sloth as a pet when she was growing up in brazil
I won't elaborate unless the QOTW is specifically about sloth ownership
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Hang on, that's not a sloth.
That's a sloth bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Idiots, this pole is fixed
SHEEPLE
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Moveable poles are a health and safety hazard.
There are enough injuries sustained by exotic dancers every year as it is without you introducing that madness.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:34, archived)
# IT'S DEAD STUART!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:33, archived)
# My opinion should count more, because I'm a qotw superstar
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:56, archived)
# mmnnnngph!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:03, archived)
# badgelols !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Excellent! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha! Nice work on the badge as well.
Anyone else experiencing slowness? b3ta seems to be running at a rather leisurely pace today.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Yes it does seem sluggish
I keep getting /board half-loading, then freezing, you can only scroll down a screen or so. Thought it was just my pooter being rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:15, archived)
# It's like a boardquake from the good old days,
Friday afternoons were always worst.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Mmnnnngph indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:13, archived)
# "I'm a Manly Muppet!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha hummngph.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha, cheeky
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Hey! Look at that badge.
There's something written on it.
I wonder what it says.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] The corgi looks a bit worried...

Happy Workers click here for slightly bigger under strict rationing guidelines for the
glorious victory of the British People's Republic!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 12:52, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Glorious!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(RobertSwank, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 12:38, archived)
# lol badge
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:14, archived)
# He stuffed some in his pockets for later.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Celebrate our glorious leaders....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:53, archived)
# I think this is a good compo
and this is a good entry in it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Agreed.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:22, archived)
# What he said ^
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:25, archived)
# that's strange...
that image is used in a chinese restaurant on the high-street... I'd never even twigged
(likeajackhammer, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:43, archived)
# I'd love to see that
Complete with North Korean flags and Korean slogan across the bottom?
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha
poor old David Steel
(Zoidaroid, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:46, archived)
# So ronery.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:58, archived)
# What a disgraceful fool.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:40, archived)
# dissident artist hacked hidden message scandal
(Zoidaroid, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:36, archived)
# what's that rumbling noise?!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Yeah sorry about that.
Broad beans for dinner last night :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Is Nick making "squeeeeeeeee" noises with his balloon?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:56, archived)
# I misread that as "bottom" initially
which still works
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Hahaha! Nice.
By the way I saw that!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:17, archived)
#
Me too I saw that live in 1964s on my Admiral 17 inches screen black and white
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Then you're too old to be banging on your casserole
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 12:00, archived)
# The
b3tles?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] May the people march forth with the Olympics thanks to our Great General
(kupogud, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] They're changing the guard at Kim Jong-un Palace, said Alice.
said Alice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:07, archived)
# that really happened
its the Cowdstweem Gawds
(Zoidaroid, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] It's spanging time...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Oooof!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:08, archived)
# is she pointing at
Florida
(Zoidaroid, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:41, archived)
# No, Korea.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:58, archived)
# is Korea
in Florida then?
(Zoidaroid, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 12:19, archived)
# the pan handle?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Only if it's a spanging pan
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Where do you want this spanging-device, chief?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:55, archived)
# clearly shopped, no squirrels.
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] kim's kolumn


Click for bigger (454 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:47, archived)
# portions too boocoo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Lacist
Still laughing though.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:36, archived)
# hehehe
(Zoidaroid, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:42, archived)
# this made me smile :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Haha
Although that rat better be coypu sized
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Now when has the food ever looked as yummy as it does on the pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:55, archived)
# I'm a little teapot, short and stout
(likeajackhammer, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:54, archived)
# north korean teapots would be ace!
quick point, north koreans aren't allowed to leave the country.

they plan to invade south korea...

i wouldn't be worried, they can't leave the country.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:57, archived)
# I've been fishing, here's a trout
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 12:54, archived)
#
is it brown?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Nicely done.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:11, archived)
#
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 12:25, archived)
# best work
there !
(Zoidaroid, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:42, archived)
#
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 12:25, archived)
# "One size fits all" my arse.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:39, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:51, archived)
# pfft
Also you probably shouldn't advertise your arse like that
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Well....Shut.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 12:52, archived)
# It's arrived then?
The local cats will never be safe now...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 12:54, archived)
# morning! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Sky Fish?!!!
WHAT?!

OH MY GOD! WE'RE DOOMED!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:21, archived)
# watch out for fallling trout!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Falling dolphins can strike at any time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:28, archived)
# A friend's dog was snatched up by an angry sky cod yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:29, archived)
# Ha-ha! I've only just realised why there are so many Kim Jong-un's on /board, this morning.
*belms*

Nice, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:32, archived)
# That sort of thing happens to me every Thursday!
/ac

Unusual challenge idea, could be interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:42, archived)
# There's always at least one absolute blinder, regardless of people's feelings on the challenge itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:02, archived)
# ^ this
reason I love b3ta No.548
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:32, archived)
# What do you particularly love
about those posts?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:43, archived)
# fucksocks, hashtag edit
wasn't expecting that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:12, archived)
#


Click for bigger (147 kb)
(nicestnihilist saw you do that on, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 8:21, archived)
# I know a couple people on Facebook who would love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 8:29, archived)
# Adrian Chiles is a potato headed fucknugget
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 8:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:11, archived)
# ^proof!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:21, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:21, archived)
# I didnt know Chiles was a brummay
Shoulda used Hammond

Poor rotunda :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 8:54, archived)
# On earth no one wants to hear you speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:13, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 12:40, archived)
# that's it....two!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Disappointing lack of Noddy Holder and Benny From Crossroads
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Noddy's from the Black Country, which doesn't include the old town of Brimhitcham
Calling a Walsall lad a Brummie is a surefire way to piss them off
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:31, archived)
# Bullring-tastic!! Bostin'!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Oh the hu... oh my!
(ChuckAnger Keepin' it real since 1985, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 8:10, archived)
# yay - historic, tragic CDC
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 8:46, archived)
# Well, that image induced a wince from me.
Clickage to the OP too for the Hindenschwanz
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Spicy coconuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:14, archived)
# hahaha
(Zoidaroid, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:44, archived)
# i told you to keep the iron giant away from the 50ft woman
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Too soon
(Hughjelly Gay, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:24, archived)
[challenge entry] His people laugh it him because he doesn't know what to do with it.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 6:13, archived)
# Is it Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 8:44, archived)
# Random.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:19, archived)
# Bu possibly not as random as my other thought this morning???

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:22, archived)
# The only kind of coffee that might actually garner my attentions.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:30, archived)
# no sugar, sweet enough
I'd pay £10 a cup for this or whatever ridiculous price costa charge for coffee nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:38, archived)
# is that a Ghanaian beverage ?
Coffee Ann Ann ?
(Zoidaroid, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Bored & I've got to go do Fire Training at work in halfa....
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 5:33, archived)
# Soccerball lols, this early in the morning...
Ning ringofyre, good luck with the training.

* If they tell you how to extinguish flaming hammers, can you let us know?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 6:01, archived)

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