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[challenge entry] Meme Monday
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha!

It's a good thing he has another croissant there.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Has that tag always been there in the bottom-right?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:52, archived)
# I have an old JPEG saved from 2004
and yes.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:55, archived)
# 2004?
You're fucking kidding me.

8 fucking years he's been sitting there munching on the same croissant. Must've dried out by now.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:56, archived)
# and a cup of coffee
no harm done
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:01, archived)
#

(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Crafty Charlie
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:52, archived)
# he only does it for kicks
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:02, archived)
# He can still check his stocks though. :P
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:53, archived)
# he's reading the personal ads
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:03, archived)
# He can still check his personal ad. :P
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Bumhole pucker
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:53, archived)
# same at both ends
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Bumgob.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:56, archived)
# talks a lot of crap
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:07, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Henning Wehn?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Johnny Rotten ?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Fanny Craddock?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:13, archived)
# My gynaecologist?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Hahah
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Haha
The wine's probably not posh enough for him though...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:19, archived)
# he'll be disappointed when he discovers it's orange juice
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:23, archived)
# I've been watching this
But I need to jacket in.

(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Hehe
Careful they don't collar you...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Yeah, hang it up. It's no hood
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Unless you have something up your sleeve.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:39, archived)
# Sleeve it out! Just take a step mac, then jacket in.
No hood will come of it. otherwise.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:48, archived)
# You seem rather inVESTed in the cloaking of the facts.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:56, archived)
# stop jerkin around with these puns
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Who Loves One ... And Who Does One Love?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:20, archived)
# seamless
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:20, archived)
# ...activate travelling map
We're loading Charlie's image on to the database and when he's mapped on to the stunt double you'll never know the difference.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Computer: ENHANCE

/ac
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:30, archived)
# pointless
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:32, archived)
# It's time to start reigning!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:22, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:24, archived)
# wahaa
i missed a trick there!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:43, archived)
# 'The Creeping Along A Bit While Smiling Man'
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Why do you block Arnold, magic floating head?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:24, archived)
# "Rub it and it will bring you luck, Mr Cameron"
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:18, archived)
# "Just the tip?"
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Ben Kingsley doesn't have a clue what's going on.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:23, archived)
# That's because he' s method acting a Garden gnome
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Ep 6: A night at the opera...

(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Too soon man, too soon.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:04, archived)
# I was worried that people might think that
But I made this weeks ago (genuine apologies if folks are offended, def not intentional)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:07, archived)
# I find this apology offensive and demand that
someone does something about it! Won't somebody think of the Children?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:11, archived)
# by Robert Miles? Excellent tune
Now I fully understand the term 'editorial judgement' - it's odd, just before posting it I thought 'Nah, it's an opera, it's a knife, no-one'll think it's anything to do with the news'... now it's on a computer screen all I can see is murder in a theatre :(
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:16, archived)
# I see you've played knifey-spoony before.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Anyone taking offence* probably shouldn't be on b3ta.
* perceived or otherwise.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Anyone taking offence should probably not leave the Daily Mail comments pages
or Jeremy Vine's phone-in show on Radio 2 this lunchtime which had some mental woman saying no one on the planet should ever see the film otherwise you may as well be shitting on the graves of the people who were shot
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Non-existent gun control and a genuine psycopath are nothing in comparison to a film about a superhero.
The sooner Hollywood stops trying to entertain us and just fucks off, the sooner all the crazies with guns will vanish.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:42, archived)
# damn you batman and your dislike of guns and criminal activity
teaching people how to use guns and be a badguy
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Is this where I say "unimaginable horror"?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Not gonna happen.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:09, archived)
# also, this has been bugging me about the recent news reporting

maybe he is a Steve Millar fan or plays cards a lot or something
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:42, archived)
# They were saying that the Joker (Heath Ledger) wore a red wig when he blew up the hospital.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Well why didn't he blow up a hospital then?

tssssk!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:53, archived)
# knowwhatumsayin'?!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:57, archived)
# really?
so why the lack of a nurses uniform?
utter bullshit news reporting
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:59, archived)
# ....uh........i.....ah...............................um.........
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:01, archived)
# It was a red wig. By the time he blew the hospital up, he'd already ditched it.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:03, archived)
# ...i just.....ah.......um....
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:05, archived)
# maybe he's colour blind and he thinks it is green
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Yeah, the repeated statement "he dyed his hair to look like The Joker" never rang true with me, either.
He may have said "I'm The Joker" to the cops, but anyone with half a clue about Batman's Gallery of Rogues would know the hair colour had fuck all to do with anything.
It's easier to just make an assumption and run with it, because people want to blame something, anything, rather than admit that they have no idea what motivates someone to heavily arm themselves and deliberately murder 12 human beings.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Wouldn't be the first time I've seen a news story inventing a possible imitation of a fictional character.
I wish they weren't showing these pictures; that's all people will talk about.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:46, archived)
# sadly, this is also my biggest unanswered question about this whole sorry incident
 
this guy's hairdo looks like a Japanese pop star (or as above, pirate Bowie)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:16, archived)
# That was my nan
Probably.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:50, archived)
# hahaha brilliant
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Anyone taking offence
will at least have plenty of sheds to store it in.

"Papa, might I go up to the Spanging Room now?"
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Mr. Black, in the theatre, with a knife.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:07, archived)
# *checks envelope*
You win!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Send me the money right away!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:16, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Thank yew ;)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Ooof! D:
I know it wasn't intentional, but... Ooof! D:
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:15, archived)
# oof?
I think you're confusing Tintin with knee jerk daily mail reactions to current events
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:18, archived)
# But I haven't gotten round to blaming it on rising house prices, immigration or Rastamouse yet!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:21, archived)
# fucking knee jerks
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Yeah, agreed...
^see humble apologies above. Ironically I've never been one for sick jokes :(
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Yeah, I guess it was just bad timing.
Not hating on your Tintin stuff, by the way. I bloody love it. :D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Cheers, man
I'll probably still feel misunderstanding-ly guilty for the rest of the day but I'll link to them all once I've posted the last one...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:33, archived)
# I wouldn't feel too bad about it.
Just blame my double-standards with stuff like this. XD
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Stop apologising, you big, soft, sod.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Will do
I'm off to night shift now, so see y'all...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:22, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Cheers ;)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:27, archived)
# "Blade" huh?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:18, archived)
# with Stephen Dorff...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:27, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Yaaaaarghhh!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Yaaaaarghhh!!!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:37, archived)
# 3D on b3ta !!
do we have to pay extra ?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:40, archived)
# *winces*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:41, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:44, archived)
# AAUUUGGHHHH
Why do you hate cocks so?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Hitler's Barber must be a feminist!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:52, archived)
# I'm not sure what you mean....
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:53, archived)
# *actual chills*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:55, archived)
# sliced & diced
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Woo for the realistically depicted mutilated meatus
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:13, archived)
# trust me I'm a doctor
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:19, archived)
# nom nom nom
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:15, archived)
# XD
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:20, archived)
# I don't like this thread.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:16, archived)
# cdc armageddon ftw
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Cutting away the crudeness
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:20, archived)
# mmm gristley
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:25, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Eek thought i was looking at my monitors innards for a mo
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:38, archived)
# It's from an old compo
it went something like "what's inside" or "what's behind the monitor"
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:54, archived)
# woo I win :D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Cool beans.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:04, archived)
# I think I once bought a slice of that in France.
Had a bit more jelly around the edges though.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Oof
Nasty seepage.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:00, archived)
# FUKC!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:43, archived)
# BRIS!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Cockhacker.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:50, archived)
#

(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:59, archived)
# This is brill!!
:)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:01, archived)
# That's going to sting...
This thread is *not* endorsed by the CDC Protection League
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:02, archived)
# The CDCPL is a namby pamby orgainisation of cock-loving hysterics
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Giving the women something to lament about
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:19, archived)
# WINCE THREAD
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:19, archived)
# "Just a little off the top, then?" says Hitler's barber.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Charlie Horror Picture Show
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:34, archived)
# If you'd not been a cheapskate and donated some money
you'd have your 10th annivesary candle today, you tight fisted cnut
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
^this
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:36, archived)
# SHIT!
Ten years!? I always forget. And on my tenth, the big one, I get told off for not giving people money.

I never give people money, it's nothing personal.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:38, archived)
# do it now then and bathe in the glow of a naked flame
depicted in shitty pixels
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:39, archived)
# I don't have paypal
And I'm lazy.

And I need a poo.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:42, archived)
# the I-need-a-poo excuse, always works
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Whoah...
It was a Rocky Horror idea that sent me down the Richard O'Brien path.
See below...
Freaky!! Huh?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:37, archived)
# I did have a quick look...
...as I was going to post, and then thought "Fuck! Mindpiss!".
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:40, archived)
# I can see the royal cobblers!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:03, archived)
# The Crown Jewels?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Aha! *bu-dum tish*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] The Chuckles Maze...


just noticed the other mini image challenges, I definitely missed a meeting or two. d;]
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Start the fans, please!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:49, archived)
# I don't have the ill skillz to animate,
but I can see him flapping about in the Crystal Dome.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:57, archived)
# I was in a new-agey shop once
and saw a crystal just like the ones they used on the show. So I bought it. *end of anecdote*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:04, archived)
# a-maze-ing
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Rush jobs are what I'm good at.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:17, archived)
# On me shed, son!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:50, archived)
# "Back of the shed!"
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:06, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:44, archived)
# It must take him ages to clean his teeth with a regular toothbrush
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Get with the program taters.
Wake up and smell the blood.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:37, archived)
# And just in time too
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:50, archived)
# I know..............................................................................................the movie was about to start.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:26, archived)
# dinner dinner dinner dinner batman
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:29, archived)
# The Dark Death Rises.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:31, archived)
# shittest metal album name ever
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:37, archived)
# o rly?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Scythes are so 20th Century.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:57, archived)
# o/)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Emoticon of The Day Award.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:25, archived)
# \o/)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Death, guns & ammo
yes :D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:03, archived)
# \o/'
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:59, archived)
# All seems in order.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:08, archived)
# It is now.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Yay! :D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:23, archived)
# o/
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:00, archived)
# It's his display of patriotism.
Now I feel filthy.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:33, archived)
# We're just the messengers.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:42, archived)
# thought he was shooting the lid off a jam jar
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:45, archived)
# saucy !
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Oh wait......it was this jar:
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:52, archived)
# once you pop, you can't stop
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:56, archived)
# :D...we're such bad bad people. :D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Come on, If you won't then I will!
Very Quick, very dirty and possibly very too soon.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Too soon :(
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:50, archived)
# It's never too soon.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Been out of the loop for a few days
And suddenly the world is full of sneaking Charlies. Can someone deRIS the source of the original image for me please? I'm feeling left out.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:01, archived)
# try here :D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Cheers me dear
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Phoar royal willy
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Italian seamhorse ...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Ha ha...that's great. :D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry] plop!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:33, archived)
# expensive shit
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:45, archived)
# haha
I love the footsteps
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Fine work...
Mr. Weathercock sir - I doffs me winkle to yer.
[click]
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:11, archived)
# hahaha.....thankee..............doffing of winkle gratefully acknowledged :D
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 8:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Nice body / limbs ratio tweak
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Graham would be tuning in his grave
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Hehe
One is a one!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:25, archived)
# hehe
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:34, archived)
# The Ministry of Silly Wanks
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Hahaha
The cheap-arse nicked one of the Diamond Jubilee flags as well!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry] One small step for one
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Hehe
I thought of doing this before. But didn't, obviously.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] "I'm on my way up, Camilla!" ...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Dirty boy!!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:57, archived)
# I'm feeling
a right royal sense of fear
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Scary.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Och aye!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Arf!
Nice ginge, Ninj!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:40, archived)
# ooh ta!
:D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:40, archived)
# I love Gingers best of all the carrot tops...

(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:43, archived)
# drives me fucking mental how long we have to wait for Pixar films :(
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:46, archived)
# ^This^
:D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:47, archived)
# You should start to wait later ;)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:52, archived)
# This is the best advice I've ever seen on here.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Hahaa
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Aww look at her little ringlets
:D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:19, archived)
# How cute.*
*not really.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] camilla likes to watch
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Riker loves to fuck
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:39, archived)
# His sex face bothers me
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] I've nearly finished my collection, anybody for swaps?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:57, archived)
# GOT GOT GOT GOT NEED GOT GOT NEED GOT GOT COMPLETED!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Got about three 1962 Berkshire potting sheds, one of them a shiny.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:28, archived)
# With creosote for adhesive?
Also: swopsies!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:41, archived)

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