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# Thought i would get this in quick
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:31, archived)
# Hahaha... but surely a Rover 'Discovery'..?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Good morning, lovely fluffy bitches.
*bandwagons*
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:15, archived)
# FAKE
She only has 2 tits
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:18, archived)
# Jesus - you're right...
...it's a woman!

It was tricky to tell, to be fair.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Crikey - FP!
Strange, given the few replies... God works in mysterious ways, eh?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Bless his Noodly Appendage.
Ramen.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:54, archived)
# in St. Louis, Missouri this pic would have been impossible
they hire ninjas to put the parking tickets on the windows.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:11, archived)
# ninjas?? pah
we've got NIGERIANS doing it in London
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:58, archived)
# FUCKING BANG ON!
(, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 0:53, archived)
# This just wins the Internets
Sorry for late reply been in bed all week. Dammed plague again.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 1:08, archived)
# He fucking loves mars!


And pies, from the looks of his bulk!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 8:50, archived)
# :D
his laser eye appears to have tracked down packets of Space Raiders on the buffet table next to him
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 8:52, archived)
# Munch, Kill, Devour.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 8:54, archived)
# it was a grand spread
Like ze ambassador's reception

I was originally going to have him holding the martian flag (according to looney tunes), but it basically looks like the japanese flag, which would confuse folks...
llamabutchers.mu.nu/archives/marvin%20the%20martian.jpg
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 8:55, archived)
# and no doubt bring untold fury/love from mogggy
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:06, archived)
# Much confusion bring soulless beatings from JJ.
Bring on the juice to take them to the space ship.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:11, archived)
# Compared to that new fella posting creepy yifftits on the board several times a day, moggy is fine!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:19, archived)
# I'm loving the amount of mars stuff there is this morning
it's even eclipsed the lolympics in the news for the moment.

i'm going to celebrate with a lunch of discarded sky crane and jettisoned ballast.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:39, archived)
# No live feed this morning though
Just lots of recaps on the limpix
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Oi! Fat cunt! you're blocking the sun!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 8:39, archived)
# Haha, por walee
por walee
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 8:44, archived)
# Hehe
i like EVE's expression
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 8:51, archived)
# she's disappointed as she has no functioning orifice to accomodate it.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 7:52, archived)
# Is that Wall-E's mom?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 8:33, archived)
# Fuck! Curiosity has only been on Mars an hour and they've found evidence of life already!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 7:36, archived)
# ^ And there we have todays winner of the internets
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 7:38, archived)
# Yay! *sells it and buys more alcohol*
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 7:42, archived)
# XD Decided to log on b3ta before work
I will now be heading to work with a smile, ty squire
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 8:15, archived)
# did anyone see the press conference
it was very 'america, fuck yeah!'
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 8:20, archived)
# I should wear my Tshirt today!


Top stuff, Toasticus. You should watermark this
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 8:31, archived)
# as you wish ;)
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 8:36, archived)
#
soup herb
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:49, archived)
# I call fake
look at the shadows FFS
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Oh bugger... did anyone pack any change for the meter?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 7:25, archived)
# Love it.
Here's a pea I prepared earlier (in 2004).



And now, back to lurking.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 7:33, archived)
# I did this last time :D

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 7:37, archived)
# Ha!
Lovely.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 7:47, archived)
# ha ha!
nicely
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 8:19, archived)
# nice perspective matching algorithm!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 8:33, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:51, archived)
# Bugger ...

There is no escape.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 7:13, archived)
# fast!
I was going to do a Batman...
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 7:14, archived)
# 2 Mac Xrlylw please
did you sleep at all ?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 7:17, archived)
#
hahaha
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:52, archived)
#
Well I never. A debut front page after a mere 9 years, 7 months and 30 days of lurking? Is this some kind of record, perhaps? Thank you Ginger Führer et al. Most delighted.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 7:03, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice bit of hatstand to start the week :)
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 8:32, archived)
# And now for todays disturbing ning...
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 6:36, archived)
# Disturbing is right...
err...ning I guess.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 8:33, archived)
# Mmm...
...spicy brains.

i can smell them from here.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Noms
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:42, archived)
[challenge entry] mapache
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 3:23, archived)
# That was a lot of work
Woo!
(as nobody else seems to be about)
oh and "click"
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 4:26, archived)
# hi guys can i hide in here while the horrors below ensue
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 4:42, archived)
# ha ha!
great details
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 4:50, archived)
# ^ This
also ning
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 6:37, archived)
# Brokeback Anthill.


Because I'm in denial about having to go to work tomorrow...Not as a mincing ant-wrangler, you understand...
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:57, archived)
# ^this
well, the first bit.. :D
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Tiny gay cowboy is tiny.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:41, archived)
# Maybe that ant is massive, the size of of hippopotamus.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:44, archived)
# A gi-ant?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:59, archived)
# yotta-nt
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 1:11, archived)
# Better keep back it'll give yoy a terra-bite
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 4:22, archived)
# riverhorse?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 1:01, archived)
# No, she granted permission.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 1:08, archived)
# He should be riding up the back
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 2:44, archived)
# Right in the stinger!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 4:36, archived)
# Sgt Maw.

(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:53, archived)
# AH.



(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:56, archived)
# The one on the bottom says "SNOO SNOO SNOO"
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 3:02, archived)
# Biggar!
Then delete the thread
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 5:53, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:56, archived)
# where did all the comments go ?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:57, archived)
# did the thread get deleted and then reposted?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:58, archived)
# it would appear so
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:03, archived)
# Oh fuck yeah
shake him til he pops
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 3:03, archived)
# I got screengrabs of it all
For posterity, you know
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:03, archived)
# posterity? As in...
HIS ASS!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:04, archived)
# CAPTAIN HE IS AGAIN POSTING ALL TIME SHITTY YIFF DRAWINGS
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:07, archived)
# He appears to have some issue
and gets a sexual gratification out of wasting peoples time.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:08, archived)
# oh my!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:10, archived)
# VIBRA-CAMEL
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:11, archived)
# quite so

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:11, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:14, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:16, archived)
#


(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:19, archived)
# NNNNNGGGGGHHH :P
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:20, archived)
#

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:22, archived)
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(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:27, archived)
# FUCKBUNNY.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 2:10, archived)
# OH MY!

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:17, archived)
# sexy
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Oi, Porter!
Porter!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:17, archived)
#

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:23, archived)
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(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:24, archived)
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(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:26, archived)
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(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:57, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:57, archived)
# But the ham is so touchsome :(
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:58, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:04, archived)
# moar ham!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:10, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:10, archived)
# Sharon the hedgelion

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:01, archived)
# that's right.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:05, archived)
#

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:08, archived)
# would
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:06, archived)
#

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Tempted hamtoucher is sorely tempted
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:24, archived)
# Now now Mr Parenthesis
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:07, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Well that's me done and out
for the night. No flounce, sorry, but this is bollox.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:09, archived)
# night night
I'll be impressed if he's still active in the morning
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:10, archived)
# ^aye
think yr onto something :D
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:12, archived)
# G'night
You never know, this parenthesis bloke may have flounced by dawn
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:13, archived)
# But flounces are more entertaining.
Please flounce then return.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Yer
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:21, archived)
# That's more like it!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:22, archived)
# I am sure I could give the same high quality
finishing touches to more of (..)'s work.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:27, archived)
# YES!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:24, archived)
# speedy gif skillz
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:28, archived)
# Speedy, yes.
skillz?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:40, archived)
# Seriously Mr Parenthesis
even if b3ta was the sort of place where people get a stiffy over a bear dressed as a policewoman, your drawings are depressingly average. It's a cartoon, so you should to exaggerate the action a bit. If you're doing that pose it really needs to look as if she's about to punch the air. And there's no personality in her face either. The whole thing is just lifeless. As such I don't see how you can really expect it to have much appeal outside the diehard yiff community.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:21, archived)
# Die Hard?
I'm too old for this yiff :(
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 1:17, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 1:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 3:47, archived)
# Haha
I rather like this thread
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 8:37, archived)
# I am really surprised that this thread is still here
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 4:23, archived)
#
thread
user
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 4:47, archived)
# When did this place turn into deviantart?
Fucking self harming emos ruining our bitterness!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:10, archived)
# no reason.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:39, archived)
# THE POPE
:)
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:43, archived)
# iPope
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Spang!

Punnishment for the 21st century.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:00, archived)
# Steel-i-pan
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:09, archived)
# So it is...
All around my hat and I never saw it.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:58, archived)
# Oooof, your Legatey-ness..
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:32, archived)
# I know what website he does most of his shopping on
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:16, archived)
# evenin, have a bit of wilson pickett
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:23, archived)
# care to share the joke with the rest of us Pickett ?
woo yay artz mictoboy
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Hey look, all of the yiffiness has been pushed off the page! :D
*EDIT* Oh wait, never mind.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Ruler cocks
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:45, archived)
# STOP DRAWING COCK AND BALLS WRONG
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:57, archived)
# V Nice....
Have you got a big one Micto?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:51, archived)
# i've had no complaints :)
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:57, archived)
# :-)
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:03, archived)
# niice :D
also reminds me of a trek wars lols lando gif
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:30, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 8:03, archived)
# i liked the shopped one (THAT YOU DELETED, ALONGSIDE MY COMMENT) better
this will just get you in trouble wiz ze nazis
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:14, archived)
#
hahahahaha
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:19, archived)
# What are you playing at Larue?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:14, archived)
#
Just deleted it cause it was a bit too sexy I mean too much
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Erreur !
b&
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:20, archived)
#
yes I know, i cannot find the real address of that page
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:22, archived)
#
let me try to find it brb
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:22, archived)
# I DEMAND A REFUND!

AT LEAST SOME HAMS?!!..?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:23, archived)
# HAM SPAM AND JAFFA CAKE
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:57, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:27, archived)
# C'est un vrai moment gênant
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:29, archived)
#
absolutely genant:O)
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:38, archived)
# How will I know where to send its birthday card?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Erreur ! Désolés
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:54, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:05, archived)
# saucy :D
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:35, archived)
# brandy sauce
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:46, archived)
# mmm :D
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 0:09, archived)
#
hahahahaha good one
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:37, archived)
[challenge entry] It only took 9.63 seconds


A new Olympic record.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:56, archived)
# It's regulation.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:05, archived)
# what usain?
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:09, archived)
# In the membrane.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Isaiah nuthin!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:04, archived)

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