but he's lovely!(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:58,
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They should save themselves a ton of paperwork and just round up everyone that's ever been interviewed by Louis Theroux.
(
Captain Howdy,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:40,
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haha, Paul Daniels is packing his bags as fast as he can
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:42,
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His bags are already packed. He's been living in a hotel due to having been flooded out.Does he like it? Not a lot.
(
Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:32,
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well, don't i feel silly for buying all those presents
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:44,
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I don't, haven't bought any yet.Afternoon all!
(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:45,
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i'm just waiting to realise on christmas eve that i'm one present shortit hasn't happened yet, but it's bound to sooner or later :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:49,
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I'm more than likely going to start when I go back to Manc in a week's time.No point in buying shitloads of stuff up here in Preston, just to lug it all down on the train.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:53,
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good pointi'm thinking of fucking off this weekend, stressed to bits here lately, i could do with complete peace and quiet for a day or two
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:56,
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Mm, it's deadline week right now, but I seem to be managing a lot better than prevous years.I might even be able to sleep in a few days.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:57,
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i'm just stressedwhat with teenagers trying to boot my door in, dogs barking at my window at 7 a.m, family fighting and noisy neighbours. i need to spend some time in the harmony hut
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:03,
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Fuuuck, sounds rough.Yeah, a weekend away sounds just like what the doctor ordered.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:06,
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she said it's either that or tranquilisersas it's got to the point where i'm jumping every time i hear anyone near the door
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:12,
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Sounds bad, is it not anything that can be brought up with the council/landlord/etc? Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:39,
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had the police round a few timescan't do anything about the dog as it's a communal garden. the teenagers are just as bad as i can't identify any of them, i don't really know any of my neighbours
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:47,
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Ahh. Bad times :(Shame there isn't more that can be done about the situation.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:11,
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as soon as i win the lotteryi'm fucking off to dorset and not coming back
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:20,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: b3ta Christmas Cards"){kind=small}
Spangy Christmas...
VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:40,
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*frowns*you know what you've done, go and sit in the corner.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:43,
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hahahathought it was some gay-related joke and then . . . Bham!
(
Q4nobody,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:48,
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...........!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:49,
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Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh the agony
(
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:01,
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I was very confused for a minuteWas trying to figure out where "sidewinder" fit into the pun.
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:11,
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I'm angry tooBut only because i don't get it. Who is he, and why is he next to a pool with a missile?
(,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:12,
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be warned...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjmGbI-Mnys
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:41,
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ho ho homage
Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:49,
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thanks Moggy ! Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:51,
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firefox usersPlease find the largest folder in your bookmarks menu and use your scrollwheel to click on it.
Sing jinglebell rock
(Sing jinglebell rock
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:29,
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I'm almost tempted to install Firefox and make some bookmarks
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:38,
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you forgot the toffiffee Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:44,
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WooFantastic stuff, and I expect this to do the rounds on Facebook in 3, 2, 1
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:43,
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Fake. All the others exist except for God.
(
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:47,
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I thinkGandalf's beard is longer than God's.
(
Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:48,
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hahah! She's on the whispy scale.
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:51,
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well allllll white !bloody brilliant and I don't mean the whiteness of those beards
( Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:54,
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No Uncle Albert :( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:58,
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marvelousalthough Dumbledore does look like Uncle Bulgaria, then again have you ever seen them in the same room together?
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:58,
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He did magic tricks didn't he? Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:08,
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his cup and ball routine is simply unfathomable
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:19,
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that's Jimmy Savile's trick Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:40,
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Does this mean thatPaul Daniels is a fraud as I suspected all along?
There's no such thing as a Bunko Booth...
(There's no such thing as a Bunko Booth...
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:30,
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On a similar note...
Click for bigness.
greg_evigan is possibly deceased on,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:37,
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That name again, is Mr PlowEDIT: well that was a shit waste of my 25,000th post
Bah
(Bah
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:48,
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You've made me feel guilty now!
(
greg_evigan is possibly deceased on,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:21,
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quick add naked pics and pretend it's 2009 Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:41,
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I went into space once. It was terrible. 'ningles all.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:23,
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ha ha yes ! Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:56,
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hahahahahabrilliant
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:52,
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miserable moggy Marvindid they forget the cat litter ?
( Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:57,
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The North Pole Relocation Program makes good business sense.
(
Captain Howdy,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:23,
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That one in the middle isn't working hard enough (10 lashes!):D
( Q4nobody,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:34,
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Well you've got more direct replies than I did down there*sulks*
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:37,
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plagarism apology*think it was your effort that "inspired" this... my brain can't tell the difference between new ideas and something i just saw
(,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:46,
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I'm off to kick a child Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:59,
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psstthe click larger isn't larger...
(
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:19,
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Cool! MInd if I slip this in here?Not worth it's own thread. Sorry for no funnies:
(
SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it...,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:45,
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same to you 
Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:14,
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Much better!Wondering about your thievery and compo entry though. You didn't ask my permission to splurge over my design.
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it...,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:20,
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sorry, bit cheekyhave an edit :D
( Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:29,
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No worries!Compo it all you like. I was only mucking around. Splooge all you like!
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it...,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:22,
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Poems, everyone. The laddie reckons himself a poet!;)
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:37,
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HaHa. How heartwarming!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:15,
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Mmm, this gives me a warm, cosy feeling.
(
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:11,
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Excellent!!!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:12,
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hahahow many image searches must you have done!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:53,
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'Santa looking grumpy''Santa looking mean'
'Santa being a cunt'
...
('Santa being a cunt'
...
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:57,
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Your jizz quota?I managed that in about 5 minutes watching Susannah Reid this morning
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:19,
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I missed her todaywas she sexy?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:04,
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as is tradition
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:14,
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The elf hats in the final picture made me lose the plot.Awesome
(
Fray Brentos *mega-belms*,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:00,
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:D Kung Fu Santa top right and the listening one is genius
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:03,
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Yes!!!!!!!!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:16,
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splendid god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:17,
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Futurama robot Santa ftw dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -,
Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:42,
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They'll soon own all of us, so I guess it balances out.
(
Captain Howdy,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:57,
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Do you remember Haloween 3Were an evil group slips a deadly booby trap into the must have toy? To kill everyone?
Watch your gadgets... :P
(Watch your gadgets... :P
Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:04,
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10 more days 'till Halloween, Halloween, Halloween.10 more days 'till Halloween, with Silver Shamrock!
That jingle will bug you all day now.
(That jingle will bug you all day now.
Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:13,
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hahamy father-in-law is convinced they are slowly getting us all hooked on Chinese food, until one day they are given the word to introduce the death powder and wipe us all out.
( Q4nobody,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:42,
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Mass Suicide Gravy Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:46,
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hohoho, you deserve at least one more response!If you look under Christmas, you can even see the 'made in China' tag
( Q4nobody,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:05,
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Ho, Ho and Ho were the people who made the card Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:19,
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hahaXmas is bad, mmmkay
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:46,
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hahahaThe were the only 2 I remember. I think I remember Fred Flintstones too?
( Q4nobody,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:04,
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yeah doves could be well trippymore MDA than MDMA
liked that :D
(liked that :D
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:02,
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:05,
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bit of a seasonal pearoast
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:09,
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she used to have decent knockers
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:54,
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and Hitler, George Osborne and Dave Lee Travispossibly all at once
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:52,
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they can all play It's A Knockout in your loungebefore they knock you out and then knock one out over your unconscious body
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:56,
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is it Bedrock Anachronism Day? Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:53,
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this is how creationism got started Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:57,
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