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# hello b3ta, also goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:25, archived)
# neat!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:33, archived)
# Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry] sarucat > saruman....imo
(orbojunglist, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:39, archived)
# I agree!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:42, archived)
# don't venture too close, mousing :P
(orbojunglist, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:44, archived)
# I don't know what on earth is going on in this pic
but it's a great animation, have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:47, archived)
# l.o.t.r not just earth, middle earth :P
getting interior pics of isengard was a reet bitch :(
(orbojunglist, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:50, archived)
# ...and now you're making no sense whatsoever.
It's like talking to a drunk welder ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:54, archived)
# I know, right?
It's like he doesn't realise that Middle Earth was actually meant to be Earth, its name was lifted from the Midgard of Germanic myth, and that Tolkien was writing a mythology for the English to rival the mythology the Scandinavians had!

Jesus wept I'm a nerd.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 0:31, archived)
# stoned steel fabricator.
but thats pretty damn close guess ;)
(orbojunglist, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 0:59, archived)
# The flaming ball of yarn.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Ulp

Earlier this week I was guilty of posting some pictures that caused a degree of discontent in the B3ta community. For that I apologize. I have gone away and had a think and now realise how fricking hard it is to produce the great stuff that this site produces. I have been trying hard today to produce something. And this is what happened.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:10, archived)
# "I FUCKING LOVE THIS FLAMING HAMMER"
{:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:22, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 8:44, archived)
# You pulled up a chair and you shopped a kitten. Now you're getting it!
You'll never leave!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:35, archived)
# Splendid stuff.
Thor approves of this kitten likeness.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:42, archived)
# Someone's about to be smitten by a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:12, archived)
# why is it always raining in your comebacks?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:33, archived)
# Meownir
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 13 Apr 2013, 23:02, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha!
I was trying to think of a pun but this one wins!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 23:23, archived)
# \o/
See earlier this week I wasn't able to reply otherwise I would have posted this for you:



Instead I'm happy to give you one of these instead!


(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 23:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 23:55, archived)
# Most excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 1:42, archived)
# have you travelled the road to Gayshift, Downtown B3ta?
It's a bit dodgy

(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Proof, if proof be need be
(1.618..., Sat 13 Apr 2013, 20:58, archived)
# I got better.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 8:45, archived)
[challenge entry] spiderdawg, descending upon his next target.
a fresh lamp post.
edit: only just spotted that this is a two in one :P

(orbojunglist, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 18:16, archived)
# homage to a top comic strip.....also kitten/skateboard/wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 18:24, archived)
[challenge entry] The invisible fly
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 20:11, archived)
# I keep seeing this running backwards and forwards.
{:-S
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] oops
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 18:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 18:03, archived)
# .....he'd had a varied and distinguished career up to that point :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 18:08, archived)
# (:
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 13 Apr 2013, 18:07, archived)
# Oops my ass. He's been scheming and plotting in his underground lair for years.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 18:35, archived)
# YaY :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 19:10, archived)
# FUCKIN' BANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 19:14, archived)
# heheheeh
that's reet good, that is
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 20:09, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOGERBIL!
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 16:10, archived)
# Mad peepers, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 16:15, archived)
# noisy, smelly little bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 16:20, archived)
# They're not that bad
well... except for the crapping on you... and biting your fingers... and the digging against the tank constantly part
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 16:25, archived)
# and shredding bog roll holders while you're trying to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 16:27, archived)
# and this
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 16:28, archived)
# give me a tarantula any day
easy to look after, freaks people out and you get to hear crickets chirping softly as you go to sleep.
that is, until the spider kills them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Eye eye!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry] careful what you teach your pets...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 17:14, archived)
# :)
i'm feeling sleepy
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 19:13, archived)
# was just going to say iv'e quit smoking thanks to the dog...
then i read your sig, thats some real derren brown shit right there :O
(orbojunglist, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:43, archived)
# I'm a Mega City struttin', one bad mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 16:05, archived)
# have you got a rattlesnake suitcase under your arm?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 16:07, archived)
# I'm definitely a mean machine, drinking gasoline.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 16:11, archived)
# i'm not going to comment on what you may or may not make my motor do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 16:18, archived)
# *smokes cigarette with style*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Sounds like a recipe for disaster.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 17:10, archived)
# pffttt....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 16:08, archived)
#
8:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 19:14, archived)
# "Yaw gunna Die!!!!!!!eeeah!"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:58, archived)
# :D
..............
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:58, archived)
# fucking love this
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 14 Apr 2013, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Shameless roasting of peas for compo
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I love that gif.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 15:17, archived)
# \o/
'glees'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 2:43, archived)
# fucking love this too
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 14 Apr 2013, 20:37, archived)
# i do hope these are professional stunt cats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 15:07, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 16:11, archived)
# :D/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Good, Good. Let the hate flow through you
(retroroberto, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:45, archived)
# you made her bald?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:58, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/10950031
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 15:01, archived)
# stop it, you talented fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:31, archived)
# maybe his leg had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Or suttin.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:49, archived)
# word
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:53, archived)
# Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:59, archived)
# invisible dog -- DUH!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Lizard Van Damme
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:10, archived)
# all animals are natural martial artists (except for humans and penguins)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:21, archived)
# What abouts sloths? They bore you to death?
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:26, archived)
# nowhere near fat and doughy enough
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:35, archived)
# It's from his early days
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:38, archived)
# he still looks better than seagal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Get a long little dogie.

EDIT: Please supply your own "doooooooooooooing!" sound effect.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 13:10, archived)
# I'm hearing more like the noise of a cable being stretched.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Anything but 'sad trombone'
www.sadtrombone.com
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 13:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 11:05, archived)
# Nice snatch.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 11:19, archived)
# Cheers
I like mine smooth
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 11:37, archived)
# I think the correct term is 'clean'
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 11:40, archived)
# *jerks*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Apr 2013, 11:45, archived)
# *snatches*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 12:16, archived)
# this gag has been done a brazillion times
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 12:21, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvFSgXpyhoM
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 12:28, archived)
# They're uplifting though.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 12:58, archived)
# I prefer the 'burst sofa' look.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 13 Apr 2013, 13:06, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/10827988
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 13:13, archived)
# how did you find a video of my son helping me carry in the groceries :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] No flim-flam. No compromise. No sell out. No Controlled show ..
Oh wait..



Click for bigger (59 kb)
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:35, archived)
# The death of even a divisive individual should not be hijacked.
Westboro Baptist Church hijack mourning for political gain on divisive issues.

They are scum.

Remember this when cheering Thatcher's demise.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:02, archived)
# I'm not cheering Thatcher's demise (and dementia killed her in one sense a long time ago)
But it's not as if her fans aren't using her death / funeral for political gains either

She did divide opinion / was divisive / whatever; consequently, I think both her fans and detractors should be able to say pretty much whatever they like (and not attempt to silence each other)

And Thatch' would have found the ding-dong (chart) campaign amusing anyway

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:35, archived)
# a finger of fudge is just enough to give the kids a beat -ing
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:31, archived)
# b3ta is dead
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 7:39, archived)
# Awesome mate!!!!!
*click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 7:55, archived)
# Thanks, man!...o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 7:56, archived)
# HOORAY!
We are saved!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 8:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 8:35, archived)
# Boo!
I do not want my bum preserved ;(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 8:57, archived)
# Are you telling him to jam it, then?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 12:18, archived)
# Yummy! Bum Preserves...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:25, archived)
# All your Gayshiftz are pathetic.
All Shall Fall.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 12:57, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Post-mortem flatulence
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 13:24, archived)
# Oh my....
This is bloody wonderful! Love it! Minimalistic, intense, dark. *gives thumbs up*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 12:17, archived)
# Got any new pics for me Shaz?
I'm bored.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:01, archived)
# There'll be a P5 LTD arriving on Wednesday ;)
I was down to four cars...Had to rectify that situation right smartly. He's going to need some work cosmetically but what a pearl he will be when he's finished... gyazo.com/ba64f456223b9cd7886f9fa7bce8b86d.png?1365929897

I will have some more pics after the 20th - going on a club run, with another half-dozen Coupes, weather permitting, so stay tuned! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 9:59, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 7:04, archived)
# The Final Flan Tier
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 7:35, archived)
# TO FUCK AND BEYOND!

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 13:52, archived)
# gja
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:02, archived)
# flanfucktastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:28, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 15:26, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 3:07, archived)
# *tent*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 13 Apr 2013, 4:33, archived)
# No one here but us Gods.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 5:17, archived)
# When I see Flando, I stick my trident up my nose
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 6:40, archived)
# obv
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 7:35, archived)

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