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[challenge entry] I don't know if it has bindun
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:36, archived)
# haha...I think some women actually get hooked on the stuff....
lethal cocktail when it's mixed with "SALE" :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Damn women, always fucking it up for everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:21, archived)
# Ha Ha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:10, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:22, archived)
# Ahhh....
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:58, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:04, archived)
# newsletter
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue577/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Cheers Rob
Have a super weekend O' Great One :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Ooo,
Ta Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:42, archived)
# I'm a ricket man
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:43, archived)
# where's that witty subject line?!
That's all I care about!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Whoa.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:31, archived)
# They'll get him...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:41, archived)
# god that brings back some memories
(orbojunglist, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] don't give it disney, give it to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:27, archived)
# SPOILER ALERT
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Here is the plot for the next one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BBhNkywMJY
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:26, archived)
# I would
watch this. Honest to God.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] shirley
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:08, archived)
# You're on fire!!!
WOO :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Shit! He's on bloody fire!
Someone help him, don't just stand there!

*runs around panicking*
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:29, archived)
# quick !! I am made of asbestos
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Nice. :) and indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:28, archived)
# thought so - and woo to you !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:30, archived)
# To be fair, I made a sh*tload of them a few years back...
I made a sh*tload of them a few years back...





(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:33, archived)
# All great!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:34, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:35, archived)
# haha you've got enough to make a calendar
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:37, archived)
# I'm not sure about that
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:38, archived)
# The Ghostbusters one is fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:43, archived)
# All brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:54, archived)
# hahahaha
I remember wanting one of those trucks one Christmas, but that bastard Santa never brought it!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:07, archived)
# You heard about her little Twitter hashtag incident?
To publicise the "Susan album party" they used #susanalbumparty. Oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:37, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! grrrrmachine. says please read my profile, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:53, archived)
# hahahahahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:54, archived)
# Verr good
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] rawr!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:35, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
That's fucking brill!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:37, archived)
# ooh ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:44, archived)
# "Are you not entertained"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:37, archived)
# :D
And, nwot
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Ahem. I think you'll find that my lazy faceswap is FAR funnier than everyone else's.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:14, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Jay and Silent Bob?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:55, archived)
# come out to play-ay
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:12, archived)
# :D
MUST MAKE IT TO nEW yORK
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:55, archived)
# haha job done; compo over !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] haha, "Bond on a budget" - made a couple of years back

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] go on then..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:58, archived)
# XD/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:09, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:29, archived)
# =)))
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] probably something about Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:29, archived)
# []:oD]=3

arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:37, archived)
# haha
Dusty bin, old enough to remember that crap? Even as a kid, I knew I could make something better
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:57, archived)
# "I am fluent in over 6 million forms of communication,"
"All of them dreadful".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:04, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] E E L I E N - Cheaper than the original, but more terrifying....
but more terrifying....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:04, archived)
# haha
excellent
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:14, archived)
# Come on Eelien
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:14, archived)
# haha those eggs were in a roe ...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:16, archived)
# They were doing the conga.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:19, archived)
# haha conga tiem
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Astonishingly good!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Oldest person in the world
(Benson Jutton, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:49, archived)
#
www.b3takit.co.uk/images/gos.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:54, archived)
# This painting is wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
it's your chance to shine
in a single funny line
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:35, archived)
# A pressure cooker of fun
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Too soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:36, archived)
# As would be something about red socks...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:58, archived)
# Can you tell what I did yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:37, archived)
# We ran the Boston Marathon and all we got was this lousy hospital gown.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:37, archived)
# The last mile is always a killer
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Ooof
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:41, archived)
# \o
Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha!
bad boy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Ooof.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:49, archived)
# I like peas.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Boston Marathon winner not mentioned anywhere - a case of blatant racism
(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Come to the Marathon! Have a Blast!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Keeping you indoors since Friday 19th April
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong day to join Rolf's Cartoon Club.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Fuck this shit! I'm off out.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:43, archived)
# 575. Bloody time machine is stuck in a loop so here's newsletter
(joke nicked from Reddit)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:43, archived)
# One of these links is a bomb virus. Can you guess what it is yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Upon finishing the marathon, go to the compound on the left to collect your medal.
This will be delivered at approximately three hundred miles per hour from an unattended backpack.

(Yeah I know, hardly one line, but I needed to get it out of my head.)
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Record number of runners expected in the 2016 paralympic marathon.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Chechnyan Chong - Up in Smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:55, archived)
# soft, strong and thoroughly absorbant
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:15, archived)
# I only gave her a nudge, Judge, only gave her a nudge.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:26, archived)
# "Rolf's Harpoon" Club Newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Court of King Caractacus on Standby
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Now the fascinating witches who put the scintilating stiches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by, M'lud
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Big Ben Denies Any Dong-Rueing
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:50, archived)
# "Aldwych please". "Change at Mortlake".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] After this it sank.
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:30, archived)
# .....

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Need a pea
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Nice reflection!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:31, archived)
# thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:08, archived)
# hahaha fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] tell ya what kev, keep the old suit, we'll put ya in this and save a fortune/your career?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:27, archived)
# JFK?

(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:25, archived)
# Did ye didgeridoo it Ridliroo?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:22, archived)
# Ruuuuuuunn!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:32, archived)
# Hahaha
I love the running legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:33, archived)
# You'll just have to imagine the sound effect.
Or take your pick
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:58, archived)
# hahahaha
RDLI'S GONNA GETCHA
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:43, archived)
# ROFL
...
(Elma Fuddbo, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:49, archived)
# LEGSOMATIC!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:34, archived)
# Billy Whizz legs :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Bleedin' obvious. Sorry.


Click for bigger (344 kb)
(ThudStaffer3, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] He'll cover up the worst of it with lens flare.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo! And pearoast
(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:29, archived)
# Is that a battered or breadcrumbed onion ring?
makes all the difference, u know
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:40, archived)
# calamari?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Love the letter mate! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:27, archived)
# Hahahaaha!
It's beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:28, archived)
# Once again, I pearoast my 'pieces of flare' joke.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:41, archived)
# i don't really like talking about my flare
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Y'know what I like?
The strategically placed tit flare.
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:33, archived)
# haha
Alan Disney!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:34, archived)
# Pew pew pew!


He'd be lucky to get much for $307. Bloody expensive, those Star Wars toys.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:36, archived)
# What a beauty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Ta muchly, won a compo, that did
www.b3ta.com/challenge/creditcrunchtv/popular
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Blue man group!
I don't understand Blue man group.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:12, archived)
# They're awesome. Without doubt the best group of men who are painted blue.
Apart from those nice Scotch chaps in that film about Mel Gibson.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:26, archived)
# There's loads of them in Blue Man Group - they are a kind of franchise
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:30, archived)
# YUMMY!
...oh, I thought I heard someone say 'french fries'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:22, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:24, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:39, archived)
# This reminds me of an incident involving an ex...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:44, archived)

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