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# yes, you are indeed, matey.

(yes it's "i'm all ears" from donnie darko, when his sister tells him to "suck a fuck" :P
bigger version pon the tumblr
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#
porridge?
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 19:58, archived)
# mor-minge?
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# ahah!
"I'm all ears" :D
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 22:07, archived)
# "A boy itch?"
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# this gives me teh fear
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 20:07, archived)
# He's saying
"I'm such a ludicrous risible travesty of a person that even my own mother felt it her duty to ensure that I had the least possible power and influence"
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#
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# "I'm organic"
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# hard boiled eels?
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 20:40, archived)
# Eel and Frottage Sauce by Duchy Originals.
THE finger food of choice.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 21:15, archived)
# :)
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# I bought ewes!
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 21:51, archived)
# 'I'm Polish"
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# hahaa!
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# I'm all ears!
I'm all ears!
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 22:57, archived)
# :p
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# oh :D -- followups to followups do not count as correct guesses
(, Sun 5 May 2013, 6:36, archived)
# :P
thats what she said!
(, Sun 5 May 2013, 17:03, archived)
# ;)
this
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Of course, if you never played Ecco the Dolphin, just ignore me.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Fat lot of good he was
"No idea, go talk to the giant double-helix made of rocks"
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 17:37, archived)
# If I was Ecco,
I think I would've just stayed in the empty home bay at the start and enjoyed all the extra room
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 17:46, archived)
# But then you'd have never learnt how to make wildlife explode by shouting
until Skyrim.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 17:49, archived)
# That's okay,
I learnt how to do that from Brian Blessed.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 17:56, archived)
# The words "Brian Blessed" and "rim" should never be in close proximity.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 17:58, archived)
# *imagines*
*mind bleaches*
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 18:17, archived)
# This fellow scared the shit out of me when I encountered him in the game.
He was just...so...BIG.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 18:06, archived)
# Aye... I think there's always a certain thrill in games
when your character suddenly finds himself in a large, open piece of land and you know that *something* big is about to appear...
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 18:15, archived)
# The octopus thing
was scary and annoying to get past.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 19:01, archived)
# P38 Trike


Click for bigger (154 kb)


I said trike. And those things are mini led lights, not road rage conflict resolvers.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 16:45, archived)
# that nose looks like it should have whiskers
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 16:59, archived)
# Wiskers?
Or a tach and a pipe?
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# haha
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 17:24, archived)
# Other view

A bit less tongue in cheek.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 21:37, archived)
# I know the guy who drives that
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 17:07, archived)
# This is very fancy
What's it's retail price? I have a birthday last month.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 17:29, archived)
# ummm, birthdays don't work like that
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 17:30, archived)
# They'll work how I say they work.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 17:32, archived)
# you're correct about that -- 100%
but ONLY on your birthday
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 17:33, archived)
# Fair enough
As long as I still get to control Christmas.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 17:49, archived)
# Onnne Hunnnndred milllionsss
And I'll make you the car AND a cup of tea.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Whalespotting. Number 27: The Bowhead Whale.


That's....The Bowhead Whale...
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry]

Also: Slayer's guitarist has died. Let's not forget that.
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#
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# iknowthatswhyidroppedawhalehere
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# Miss Mariana Trench, 2013
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# He's called Kevin. He's very sensitive and has some relationship issues. Please respect his life choices.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 15:48, archived)
# things not working out on colossalsquiddating.com, then?
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# He's just whispered that squid are very "clingy".
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 15:53, archived)
# i thought as much
they smell of ammonia too, you know
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Who'd'a'thunk it?
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# Also, "singles interested in colossal squid"
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# Pfffft!
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# WHALES!!!!
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# Aw, pretty lickle whale
She'd better stay away from that silt, she might get mucky
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 17:32, archived)
# Kevin's a he.
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# Apologies
He looks fantastic in pink.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 18:16, archived)
# That's better.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 20:07, archived)
# Blue Dragon
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# cheeky thatcher
nicely!

Did she bite his willy when he was young too?
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 13:33, archived)
# This would probably explain a lot, so I'm going to say: yes.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 13:36, archived)
# History Acknowledges Your Acceptance
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# I accept this acknowledgement and would like to thank my Mother and Father,
the director, the lighting guys, the sound engineers, the people who do that photography thing with the gadget with the lens, the squirrel that crossed my path this morning, the next door neighbours, the….
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 13:46, archived)
# Mrs. Thatcher...changing.
Do you see?
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 13:52, archived)
# well, that's unpleasant
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 13:56, archived)
# As unpleasant as this?
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# i still love this!
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 14:05, archived)
# that's a hornkiller and no mistake
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# noooooo :(
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 14:08, archived)
# i was KIDDING!
why are you running away?
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 14:32, archived)
# We're watching the snooker, dude.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 14:37, archived)
# who is this Snooker Dude?
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 14:45, archived)
# ronnie o'sullivan, of course
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# oh, ...pool! why didn't you say that?
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# i'm not rising to it, pedro
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# :D
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# one frame left to win
C'MON, RONNIE!
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 15:12, archived)
# He's the guy who gets to live the rest of his life like a schnook.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 14:47, archived)
# went for a bit of pork
didn't get any.
also, snooker
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#

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# GET IN MAH CURRY!
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# Goodbye libdo
I won't be voting for youuuu.
(, Sun 5 May 2013, 12:01, archived)
# Hahaha
nicely :D
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 14:16, archived)
# that's some fine fuck
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Knew old peas should be kept
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# ilikeit:D
:D
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[challenge entry] Cheeky pea for the compo
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[challenge entry] That took me far too long :)
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# Me likey *click*
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# spang
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# Oh, quit blubbering!
;)
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 13:13, archived)
# spare me, killer !!
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Oh hell
LMAO, seriously! FANTASTIC! I don't mind that pea at all.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Pic done for a work mate who retired


Gonna miss ya, Shaney.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 12:21, archived)
# What's his name?
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 12:44, archived)
# Err... Shane...
(it's right there) *points discreetly*
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 12:54, archived)
# happy Retirement, Slome!
(and click)
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Is he exuding the odour of shame?
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 14:44, archived)
# Aargh, you guys, LOL
Ratbags! :D
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 14:56, archived)
# I like this as a stand alone piece.
But I am struggling to see where it would go in my collection.
So it's a no from me.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 15:01, archived)
# Thank you, nonetheless ;)
(, Sun 5 May 2013, 9:49, archived)
# May the 4th, etc.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 11:44, archived)
# Snort!
May the sauce be with you more like! :D
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 12:16, archived)
# Hee! Hee!
"If this is a consular ship, where is the AmbASSador?"
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# Welcome, to JurASSic Perk
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# Would
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#
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# He waits.
That's what he does.
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#
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# so tell me what to draw
requests plz
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 10:01, archived)
# Bennett from Commando shopping for mesh vests.
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#
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# XD
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# y benet perturb, vst still good?
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# Jughead's deals are always light.
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# Get every last drop.
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# best thread of the week
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[challenge entry] WHALES!!!
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# WHALE: INHALE
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# haha WAT!?
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#
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# SPEAK INTO THE JACKET POCKET!!!
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# no, it is just a bit of ice cream
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# SHRAK CAPRET
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# pedro, what does the shark represent
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# All your Gayshiftz are pathetic.
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#

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#
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# when its sunny i paint, so here`s a painting i did
he`s called "chob-chob"
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
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# That's art, that is.
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# work shy bastard..
I mean, Marvellous! (srs)
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# hello chob-chob!
you are marvellous, you are!
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# Whales suck, but this doesn't.
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# ...but they also spit most of it back out, except for the chewy bits
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# i was gonna do a joke
but then i decided not to.. and now this is the comment ive left.
:(
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# EDIT: FUCK! I MEANT NOTHING BY THIS -- I WAS JUST PLAYING
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# i really appreciate nice comments , so thankyou,
SPESHLY maiden and atomic. im so grateful i got your names tattooed on my face , ill have to take a photo one day!
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# i luv u 2
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# WHEN i FIRST SAW THIS, i WAS HOPING IT WAS ON A TOWEL :D
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# great stuff
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# That's ace
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[challenge entry]
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# pfft!
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# I see what you did there
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#
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# You meant to compo this, right?
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 10:41, archived)
# I just noticed the guy in the middle is readin the FAQ
Nice attention to detail
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#
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# Mascot Willy too!...Ha Ha!...Very good. \o/
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[challenge entry]
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 0:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I just had this amazing idea for a compo*

*-http://www.b3ta.com/board/10960436
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:48, archived)
# It's much easier to buy whale steak from Asda.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 0:24, archived)
# Fuck that Willy up!
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 0:32, archived)
# Needs more Jerusalem
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# NSFW - Am I allowed to do this?
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:44, archived)
# I don't know, are you?
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#
I don't know, do you?
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:52, archived)
# I'm not sure what you mean
Which part is NSFW and which part are you unsure of being allowed to do?
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:54, archived)
# Ignore him
He doesn't know his own name
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 23:02, archived)
# Erm,
the use of profanity and the possible ropycight issue.

I do know my name though.
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 23:10, archived)
# Erm
Ropey kite tissue?
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 23:12, archived)
# Pffft
*looks for urban dictionary*
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 23:20, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 23:25, archived)
# no, not allowed
you should have written "CUNTS GET VOTE: CUNTS WIN" and you should have used the non-bbc font to avoid copyright issues
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 23:28, archived)
# YOU can do whatever you want mate
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:54, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:55, archived)
# I bet Nige is on the sambucas by now!
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Yes
and now he's snorting Murphys Irish Stout through a pink straw.

haha.
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 23:58, archived)
# I started off thinking he looked like a lizard...
Then it evolved..

(, Sat 4 May 2013, 0:04, archived)
# Sweet Lordy (the band), I must watch Blade again.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 0:26, archived)
# fucking terrifying
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 4:23, archived)
# Nigel Farage
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# Tea-rific!
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 0:44, archived)
# mad props to monkeon
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:36, archived)
# Phone-Battery Man!
Thank god you're here! The vice-president's iphone is down to 1 bar and he has to beat the head of al-qaeda's high score at angry birds or they're going to bomb Wisconsin!
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:39, archived)
# :D also, if I don't see y'all this Sunday, have a good one...
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:42, archived)
# Amayosink?
Are you a typical B-Movie mad scientist?
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:43, archived)
# >:(
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# :)
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# so does that make it SkUGosarusuphone man?
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:15, archived)
# Happy Orca off to murder some wildlife.
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:17, archived)
# Happy little fella isn't he :)
Although sadly, this has very little to do with whaling walls!
Nice try though.
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:26, archived)
# Saw this poster at login bridge and added a few words...

Edit: you might need to zoomify and enhance...
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:57, archived)
# FLYING KICK
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:06, archived)
# He's actually fly kicking
A tramp
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:10, archived)
# :)
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# Hahaha
Your gif skills be way strong
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:30, archived)
# Love this..
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 0:20, archived)
# I'm pretty sure water is reusable.
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:20, archived)
# They use the piss from the toilets the night before.
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:23, archived)
# Piss - For that acrid urinal freshness.
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:28, archived)
# There's always waste
Maybe not 100% but fuck you and your facts! I bet if you added up the wasted water it could supply a village for a few weeks. Or summat!
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:29, archived)
# I'm not sure you understand how water works.
Go pour yourself a glass of it and look at it really, really hard.
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:34, archived)
# Nah huh....
Make a water fall feature in your garden and measure the water loss.... It's a lot trust me.
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:54, archived)
# You do understand evaporation and
Splashing right?
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:59, archived)
# And you understand raining, right?
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 23:07, archived)
# And you understand that because the water is no longer where we put it doesn't mean it's gone forever.
Right?
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 23:12, archived)
# Law of physics fail
You don't get 100% throughput, shit a lost through many mechanisms. You're suggesting perpetual motion.

Go back to school boy.
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 23:24, archived)
# What? No, the water cycle isn't a closed system.
It's powered by the engergy from the sun, it'll run for as long as the sun provides enough energy for it to. I suggested nothing like perpetual motion, I wasn't talking about energy at all. And what the fuck has perpetual motion got to do with the fact that our level of water use has fuck all effect on Africa?

Look, your fucking 1st World guilt doesn't mean that water falling in a theatre is any more wasted than water falling anywhere else.
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 23:48, archived)
# You fucking pleb
You think you an throw a pint of water on the floor and pick every last bit up again, be my guest. Some of you on here are fucking obscenely stupid, are you 12?
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 9:12, archived)
# You could argue that we lose some water into space.
But that would happen whether it drenches some poor, underpaid dancers first or not. What the fucking hell are you talking about?
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 23:51, archived)
# You're making since aren't you
Who the fuck said anything about space.

*sense
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 9:13, archived)
# And you understand that the amount of water we use, splash about and pour down drains in the UK has no impact on rainfall rates in Africa, right?
RIGHT?
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 23:13, archived)
# And?
I was referring to water waste obviously. Which is what it says in the pic retard.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 9:10, archived)

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