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Let's sort this out like gentlemen
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:58,
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Hahaha most excellent indeed :-) mind if I............
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 15:37,
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Splendid!
(Would shit myself faced with such a formidable opponent)
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Fistshaker ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 15:49,
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nicely!
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 16:00,
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inspired =)
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 16:08,
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no chips ...bummer :(
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:53,
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Nice :)
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:56,
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haha...happy b3tadaze :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:58,
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Thankee sir.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:59,
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Happy candles day...
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 15:39,
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hahah brilliant
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 15:39,
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my favourite victoria wood sketch ever!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 16:01,
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blazin' candles!
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 16:09,
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I find your lack of animation disturbing.
Sign, sign...everywhere a sign... blocking up the scenery...breaking my mind... Do this! Don't do that! Can't you read the sign?!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 15:03,
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Signs signs signs
a sign of the times.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 15:10,
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Where's the Greggs ;-)
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 15:38,
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Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:47,
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Hahaha!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 15:39,
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NA-NA-NA...NA-NA-NA..NADDLE-NI-NA-NA-NA!!
If you will...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 16:05,
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Marmite sandwich, Luke? Love it or hate it, you will.
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Chumps š ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:36,
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Haha, Well I fucking like it anyway :-)
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 15:40,
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Yay!
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Chumps š ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 15:48,
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:)
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 15:42,
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Hoorah!
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Chumps š ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 15:48,
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Having worked in the factory that produces it...
I hate it. And consider it unfit for human consumption.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 16:17,
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Marmalade.
Have a click anyway
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An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars ,
Mon 20 May 2013, 20:26,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:14,
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Looks tasty.
Is this for anything or just for fun?
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WiggZ ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:26,
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It's for Death.
And all of humanity.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:27,
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☉_☉
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WiggZ ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:44,
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Time and Death in the Garden of Spades.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:26,
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And only one way out.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:31,
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the only way out, is in
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:33,
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You gotta get in before you get out.
The pain you felt today, it will never go away... and the best way out is always through.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:36,
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also:
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:50,
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i hope they pack his photoshop filtas to go along for the ride
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 21:11,
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Ca-an you dig it?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:32,
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Making puns on a Sunday is a grave mistake.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:38,
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Sunday Punday
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:44,
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Whoa, I love the perspective in this
and the greenery, wispy and ephemeral... very evocative.
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:41,
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Those are some big words for b3ta.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:52,
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My most humble apologies
I shall curb my loquacious vocabulary henceforth Nah, I won't. I lied :D
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:57,
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No need for pompous posturing posting.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 15:09,
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that is fantastic
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shitshitshitshit x_x ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:43,
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:D
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:53,
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That's ace.
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Chumps š ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:45,
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...in spades, even
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:46,
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Lemmy think about that...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:56,
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how dare you -- i sentence you to 2m:25s of Hell
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 15:19,
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20 seconds was enough.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 17:53,
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nice this is
not nice but dim but nice but grim :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:51,
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...and a tad sad... :'(
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:54,
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Most excellent indeedy......
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 15:41,
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Thanks.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 17:54,
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very good sir
nice use of green
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 15:44,
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o/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 17:54,
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[MOD EDIT - try and keep images under 100k, you can always link to a bigger version if need be]
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wss ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 12:52,
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woah!
a little heavy on the image size,dude
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 13:05,
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 13:14,
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People will say things about this.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 13:22,
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Yes,
mostly about how you should endeavour to keep still images below 100kb in size. If people can see your images from space, they get a bit cross.
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 13:29,
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It's bollocks though, isn't it?
Now that everyone in the world ever has super broadband fast ADSL cable laser ninja internets, it really doesn't matter what size images are.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:40,
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but what about that one guy who's still on dial-up?....It's not fair on him
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:45,
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How about the bloke on business in Dubai with a dodgy internet connection
...and a blanket ban on internet porn availability in UAE :-(
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 15:54,
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and those who might be browsing on their phones
the smug bastards
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 16:11,
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I say, that's a bit big.
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Chumps š ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 13:47,
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Haha, this was a boss competition.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 13:49,
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^this^
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:00,
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^that^
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Chumps š ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:00,
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^the other^
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:08,
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^also^
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:10,
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^additionally.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 15:46,
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^Might I add^
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Fitznicely into a thimble ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 19:50,
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Pfft.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:25,
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That guy on the right is great
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:30,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:25,
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Is it really 8 years? *feels old* oh wait....I am old :(((
EDIT: FANKOOOOOOOOO!!
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 12:43,
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Let me be the first to say
WOO YAY AND HOOPLA Happy b3taday!!
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 12:49,
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Happy B3taday.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 12:53,
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happy candles!
would love to see a gif of your CDC-Candle melting :)
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shitshitshitshit x_x ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 12:55,
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happy candles, y'old bugger!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 12:59,
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Merry firecock!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 13:02,
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Woo !
Happy melty wax cock to you : D
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 13:06,
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I'm getting close to 10 now, which is more than a bit weird.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 13:24,
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happy candles dude face
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 13:39,
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happy b3taday
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 13:40,
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Flaming cocks and merry candles, old chap.
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Chumps š ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 13:48,
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Happy candlemass Capt
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:08,
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FUCK I'M ON FUCKING FIRE!
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:12,
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8 years wasted!
We should call you elders 'Kllng-ons'. Happy candles iiiiiiii
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:24,
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arf!
or tagnuts.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:54,
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RedSushi :D
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 15:21,
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Yay :-)
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 15:41,
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Enjoy eating your candles!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 15:48,
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Morning earlybirds
Drew this chap for a friend's birthday gift. Character is Castiel in 'Supernatural' I do so love guys with facial hair of any kind (except soul patches, ugh).
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 12:06,
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he has the tiniest of bumchins
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 12:08,
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He does, doesn't he?
*strokes anyway*
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 12:23,
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*throws away razor*
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 12:28,
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*pounces*
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 12:36,
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 12:53,
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Haha! Nicely!
I have a definite weakness for guys with lovely long hair and beardy bits, so this is acceptable :)
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 13:11,
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*readies Manley disguise*
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 13:15,
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Pictorial evidence will be most wonderful
and don't forget the pith helmet ;)
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 13:30,
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Strangest fetish ever
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 13:54,
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Pfft!
I knew someone would lisp!
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 13:57,
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Pea
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 13:22,
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50% Chris Pine, 50% Brad Pitt.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 12:54,
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Now that you mention it....
but I despise Brad Armpitt, so I'll overlook that part
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 13:32,
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Nice attention to detail.
Black ink is so much nicer though... :)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:26,
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Thanks 'tomic
I get bored with black though, and it's easy enough to convert
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:41,
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I like black.
When I see blue, it reminds me of school (eeeyuk!)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 15:00,
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Yay most excellently done, is this enough facial hair for you?
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 15:51,
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I like this
It's subtle. :D
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 22:47,
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Morning All. Tattooine is so bracing.
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catbaptist my work here is dung ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 10:48,
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the bloke in the background looks even gayer than C3PO
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 11:09,
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"I'm afraid I'm going to have to tell you, sir, that it's the most advanced case of droid-cock that I've ever seen."
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 11:33,
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Leave it on there doc, the ladies love it.
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shitshitshitshit x_x ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 11:43,
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Apart from when it squirts oil, that's a bit embarassing.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 11:51,
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embarrassing?
A self-lubricating cock is surely something to brag about. When it starts projecting holograms of your sister on the other hand..
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shitshitshitshit x_x ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 12:06,
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hahahah
haemodroids?
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 11:48,
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not the 'rhoids he was looking for
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 11:52,
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Ha-ha!
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 12:59,
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haha..that's quite something
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 23:06,
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Yoink!
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 13:00,
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:D
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 13:02,
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clickywoo!
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 13:15,
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The pits...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 15:49,
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The Way to the Stars
Ning
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 8:59,
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*sympathy reply*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 10:18,
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you just reminded me that matlock is still dead
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 10:22,
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MAAAAAAAAAAATLOOOOOOOOOCK!!!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 10:26,
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who still thinks that every time they hear the name.
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:01,
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'Ning all. Have a genuine Duckface.
Believe me, the unshopped photo is tragic!* *And to think, I actually know one of these people on Facebook
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 8:57,
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why do they do that?
they can't actually think it makes them look attractive. also, candles!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 9:01,
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Thanks Smash Monkey
I didn't even realise it was my B3ta day until I posted :)
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 9:04,
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i missed mine
due to being off on a jolly
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 9:05,
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In that case...... belated candles to you too!
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 9:06,
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\o/
i was naughty last night, i answered messages from my ex and said he could "pay me a visit" tonight. i had to get in touch with him this morning and tell him he couldn't. he's married, ffs.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 9:10,
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Ahhhhhh..... it always seems like such a good idea after a few drinks. Naughty Monkey!
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 9:15,
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it was more than a few :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 9:20,
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Thank goodness I have one of these smartphones which are too complicated to navigate whilst pissed
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 9:50,
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my phone doesn't even take pictures
however, my brother-in-law's laptop has been in my possession since yesterday lunchtime
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 9:55,
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Why are those women weraring dog masks?
\Yes - weraring.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 9:16,
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Weraring is the new "wearing"
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 9:20,
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all the cool kids are doing it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 9:23,
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Most unattractive when the beaks are gone
Also, happy candleday!
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 12:35,
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Candles !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: D woo
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 13:08,
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5 years of painful CDCs!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:33,
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Happy candles.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 14:37,
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Sweet dripping candlewax to you!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 15:52,
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Happy nighttime y'all.
2 crisps!
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LaCutestOfBorg Whee. ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 2:53,
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'shopped images only etc.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 3:01,
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fined?
They should be deported! TO THE MOON!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 7:37,
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:(
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 8:30,
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:)
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 11:42,
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Awww.....who's a clever boy?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 15:53,
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Delicious
They look the types to eat crisps off the floor, and whatever else they find I imagine.
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bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 8:18,
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and TWO litter "wardens" to issue the ticket......in pairs for fear of attack obviously
the revolution can't come quick enough....bring it on
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 8:40,
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look like i feel
:(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 8:53,
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his names James Baxter, he just travels around on his beach ball making people happy
he just travels around on his beach ball making people happy
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sooperdave ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 0:39,
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That's delightful.
Now make them fuck.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 0:41,
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while the narwhal watches...
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 0:45,
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Loser
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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 0:42,
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jelly?
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sooperdave ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 0:47,
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says a winner
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 8:44,
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A horse named James Baxter?
Preposterous. And woo.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 1:00,
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i came back online before i went to sleep
to say that this is delightful. i go bed now.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 1:10,
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James was never the same after he accidentally swallowed that guitar
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 2:50,
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You missed the sexual bragging.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 3:02,
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i dont follow you :/
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 3:38,
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Smashmonkey being pissed a couple of threads below.
Thinking of pissed, time for bed.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 3:55,
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don't remind me
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 8:58,
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bad luck Bonnie
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£ ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:55,
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once upon a time i was falling in love
now i'm falling through the gaps
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:57,
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once upon a time i was touching a dove
Now I'm only frotting a carp
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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 0:00,
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fucking fishist
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 0:02,
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You're too tench
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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 0:08,
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fish need support too
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 0:17,
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Bravissimo haddock range.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 0:18,
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i don't care about your fancy saucepans
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 0:20,
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:'(
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 0:32,
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darling its better
Down where its wetter, take it from me
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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 0:36,
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fuck you, sebastian
some of us are getting some tomorrow
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 0:38,
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That's 24 hrs away
mon
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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 0:39,
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You're not the only one.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 0:39,
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and on backing vocals.... :D
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:59,
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better than the Hump though
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£ ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 0:00,
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he was miming too :((
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 0:04,
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Too much E
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 0:03,
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last year's lot were just as bad :D
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 0:08,
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Sybians recalled after fault found.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 0:18,
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i am very drunk
this is how i feel, like a pickled, pin-eyed radish
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 22:58,
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me too
Eurovision is pretty good......
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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 22:59,
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Yeah it's not bad really....
Romania was LOL
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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls! ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 22:59,
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I loved him
Like a dog whistle
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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:00,
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you love dog whistles?
you're weird
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:07,
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yes
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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:30,
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woof
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:50,
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vodka
what rhymes with flop?
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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:53,
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cock
if you try hard enough
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:55,
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Clop
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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:58,
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he was a bit scary!
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:58,
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fuck eurovision
i've battered my sister's vodka reserves
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:00,
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Huh? what? er, no.
'gets beer'
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:06,
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pisswater
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:07,
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Soothes a sore throat after smoking too much.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:17,
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i want to smoke too much
but i can't
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:18,
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GOOD
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:19,
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no it' not
i've just had a proposition from a younger man, all i can think of is if he might be young enough to be my son :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:25,
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Good
I've had loads of filthy fun with more mature ladies. 'cue teenagers being sick'
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:38,
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I think we should just have the go compare guy then just drop a piano on him.
Bound to win!
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Testicles just for you ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:15,
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that would work for anything
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:19,
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I am very proud of your progress
towards being me.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:30,
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are you a talentless alcoholic?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:32,
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i'm a naughty person
i've just made a date with m ex for tomorrw
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:39,
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Uh oh....
This will not end well.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:44,
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Decide what you want from this and stick to it.
/counsellor mode
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:48,
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Hell yes.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:43,
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weeeeeeeee!
i go sleep now
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 19 May 2013, 0:39,
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keep rolling
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£ ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:41,
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he's gonna go home with a raw hide
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:52,
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I say!
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 22:26,
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Rather !
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£ ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 22:27,
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suavest mofo in the empire
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 22:30,
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who's going to tell him there's no smoking on the death star ?
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£ ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 22:32,
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not me
i'll just be jealous, i've got 2 rollies to my name :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 22:34,
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I happened across an egg.....and a sharpie...and something happened.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 22:22,
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didn't know you could get high from a sharpie
nice work
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£ ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 22:31,
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you can't, i've tried
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 22:38,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 22:01,
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you lucky bastard!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 22:04,
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you lucky, jammy bastard!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 22:19,
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Liz & Phil, the missing Pythons
always loved their work, especially the dead princess sketch
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£ ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 22:24,
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We'd like to, but we can't accept your surrender! Was there anything else?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 21:15,
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somebody mentioned tea?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 21:16,
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Just then
the shopkeeper arrived.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 21:18,
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ahahahah
taxi for no. 10 festive road...
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 21:24,
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one sugar or two :)
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herman:D ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 21:58,
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i hate to disappoint
but i don't have sugar in tea, only lemon or milk
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 22:00,
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now I KNOW there's something wrong with you
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 22:01,
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i have 2 in coffee
but i was brought up on sips of my mum's tea and she doesn't take sugar, so none of her kids do, either. we all take sugar in coffee, though.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 22:05,
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makes sense
i like my coffee like i like my women ...cold, black and bitter
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 22:40,
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i love cold and bitter coffee
it's great for constipation
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 22:45,
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you are singing the Icelandic song in Eurovision
AICMFP
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£ ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 21:32,
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or is it Atomic ?
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£ ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 21:32,
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Tossrocket!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 21:34,
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great name for a band
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 21:47,
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Go Team GB !
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£ ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 20:23,
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If you didn't shop her mouth... *shudders*
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 20:25,
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hahaha she's not going to need a microphone
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£ ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 20:39,
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holding out for a zero
/shamelessly stolen
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 20:28,
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Total Eclipse of the Fart
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chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 20:32,
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ahahahah
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 20:33,
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they should allow negative votes
it would be more fun
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£ ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 20:41,
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we'd be the alan davies of eurovision
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 20:43,
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YES !
can we get alan davies to sing next year's entry ?
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£ ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 20:45,
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we need to start a petition, right fucking NOW!
c'mon, alan! sing, you cunt!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 20:48,
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don't think that's a good song choice
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£ ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 20:50,
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what about puff the magic dragon?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 20:54,
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more of a fire breather than a singer but probably better than Bonnie
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£ ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 21:02,
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brian blessed singing the timewarp
we'd fucking walk it!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 21:04,
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make it happen Smash Monkey, make it happen
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£ ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 21:07,
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i'll do my best
but i fear getting teh blessed pissed enough to agree to it would see me dead of alcohol poisoning
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 21:11,
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I like the 3D 'inside the head'
technique on the mouth. You've been watching those tutorials on /links, haven't you?
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 20:34,
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wait, there's a links board ?
not guilty, just got lucky
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£ ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 20:44,
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don't go looking for it
there be dragons...
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 20:49,
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Here are some great tips.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 22:54,
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Romania to win
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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 21:12,
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no way.............Russia!!
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 21:17,
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That's a Bonny Roofer surely?
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Shlvng ,
Sat 18 May 2013, 23:26,
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