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[challenge entry] "might be sunny tomorrow"
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 8:37, archived)
# hahaha
kkkkerlick
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 8:40, archived)
# ththththanks :D
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 8:45, archived)
# oh god...
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 8:58, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo
:D
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 10:55, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:51, archived)
# "Doitagainnow.."
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:01, archived)
# n_n
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 5:31, archived)
# Donkey syphilis.
First the Putin-pony, now this.
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 5:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 6:07, archived)
# That's a scary thing to see in the morning
and good morning. What's for breakfast?
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 8:31, archived)
# : D
or is it D :
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 8:41, archived)
# hahahahaa
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 9:06, archived)
# Ho Lee Fuk!!
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 10:01, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:44, archived)
# yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 23:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley Bindun
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 5:18, archived)
# Well, Shit! You did everything I suggested
(apart from the HTML resizing) But I think you might get some flack for deleting a thread,
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 5:23, archived)
# Sorry guv
Realised I forgot to shrink the thing as soon as I posted it. Thought I could get away with a quick replacement at this hour of the morning, but b3ta never sleeps...
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 5:42, archived)
# I'm not in any position of power
rest easy.

Although you may get some flack for deleting a thread.
And now I must sleep.
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 5:46, archived)
# Here, have some flack.
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 6:01, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 6:12, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ave it

I suggested it before, but here it is
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 3:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 3:12, archived)
# That's quite the thing
Not sure what, but it's certainly it.
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 3:13, archived)
# I do believe, that is liquid rescale taken too far.
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 3:15, archived)
# Ah, you might be right.
or not far enough
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 3:16, archived)
# it iis liquid rescale taken not too far enough
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 3:28, archived)
# How often do you take it?
Have you noticed any improvements?
Should I order some? I get regular emails offering prescription drugs.
It must be better than the tablets.
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 3:31, archived)
# This is my nighmares
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 10:54, archived)
# i am become death, destroyer of gifs
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:57, archived)
# This is how I always heard it.
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 3:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 3:58, archived)
# hehe
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 8:46, archived)
# I'm pretty much off to bed now
I expected more seamhorses.
Although in colour, I used my best seam matching algorithms to make it as seamy as the original.

Also. I don't like the Gimp 2's feathered brushes, anyone know a cure?
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 4:10, archived)
# Yeah, seamhorses, man.
I miss seamhorses.
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 6:13, archived)
[challenge entry] A submission on behalf of a non-b3tan friend who wanted to play...


(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 1:20, archived)
# What is it with Liverpudlians and teeth?
See also Cilla Black, Ken Dodd.
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 1:48, archived)
# See also John Bishop.
On second thoughts, don't.
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 9:31, archived)
# Get your friend to sign up and play
it's fun.
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 1:55, archived)
# ^^^This
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 2:15, archived)
# ^^^That
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 2:50, archived)
# ^^^T'Other
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 8:30, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] See
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 2:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 2:15, archived)
# bit toapy
but I liked it and I'm glad it gave you a laugh.
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 2:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a carefully crafted compo entry
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 0:46, archived)
# I like this.
but orange have always had good signal for me. their 4g is a bit hit and miss at the moment, and their signal boost on the wifi is worse than signal alone, but normal signal is good.
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 0:53, archived)
# I was going to add that I didn't have an orange phone
so I didn't know if this was true but I just thought it would look messy. Feel free to attach this to any email you may have to send them complaining about their service.
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 0:55, archived)
# I find the complete opposite
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 10:53, archived)
# 1 p|=|34r j00r 1337 5k!11z
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 2:52, archived)
# I'll take that as a compliment
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 3:10, archived)
# Putin has just released some more, clearly staged, publicity shots...
clearly staged publicity shots...They might not be quite what you were expecting...
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 0:15, archived)
# Vladicorn!
Woo and Neigh!!
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 0:19, archived)
# Oooo what a big nancy
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 0:20, archived)
# There's no such thing as nancies!
To the Gulag with you!
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 0:34, archived)
# I stand corrected, google agrees with you.
Cissy springs to mind.
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 1:44, archived)
# I can't even see his nancy...
*opts in*




ooooh..THERE it is
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 0:40, archived)
# He's got the horn!
Also, I emailled this to my wife (currently abroad) I think she'll enjoy it too.

Just to be sure, currently abroad does not mean that she was once a man (per the compo)
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 0:40, archived)
# A slouching schoolboy in pink latex!
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 0:49, archived)
# That's a line from a Smiths song, right?
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 2:20, archived)
# Yes, Morrissey's finest hour. "Fucksock in My Korma" from the album "Twat".
"A slouching schoolboy in pink latex!
Where can this romance end?
I'm off down the chippy can I get you anything?
The light shines out of my kegs".
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Also
Vlad the impaler.
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 1:30, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the oligarchs.
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 1:46, archived)
# oilgarchs?
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 2:02, archived)
# In this context, the people who hugely profited from the breakup of the USSR. Mostly by buying utility companies.
^Now that's how to kill a quip, stone dead.
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 2:30, archived)
# Oilygarchs?
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 3:08, archived)
# I noticed.
I didn't care, but I noticed.
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 3:09, archived)
# I forgot. it's getting late and there are wines.
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 3:25, archived)
# Aaaargh.
Aaaargh aargh aargh. Aaaargh.
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 2:56, archived)
# Um
Putinesca
Read Origin
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 3:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:11, archived)
# kinda puts a whole new spin on the word 'receiver', eh?
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:15, archived)
# NSFW
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:15, archived)
# careful
she might have an STD
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:20, archived)
# Ooof
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:23, archived)
# *rises*
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:52, archived)
# Tasered up the bum
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:21, archived)
# nice tits
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:21, archived)
# It isn't really sex when somebody rams a handset through your sacrum.
Or perhaps it is, I'm not familiar with sacral smashing per se, I'd view it more as foreplay.
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:23, archived)
# This toon is off the hook!
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:25, archived)
# careful, she may have hang-ups about that
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:32, archived)
# Oh MY gOD!!
he plugged the phone straight into her GODDAMNED SPINE!!

She should have known something was up when he asked for phone sex, despite being in the same room
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 0:19, archived)
# no harm done
XD
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 0:28, archived)
# It's ok, they're engaged
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 0:53, archived)
# love it
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 1:33, archived)
# this is just lowering the 'tone' of the place!
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 7:18, archived)
# is it gay shift yet?
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 22:27, archived)
# This is hardly gayshift material......You know nothing of this gayshift.
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 22:53, archived)
# Pissing with a stiffy.
Isn't it great pissing with a stiffy in somebody else's house.
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:08, archived)
# Extra SPLASH action!!!
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:10, archived)
# Extra SPLASH action for somebody else to clean up!!!
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:40, archived)
# STOP PISSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:27, archived)
# (i can't scream this loud enough) NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:52, archived)
# Ouch. Calm down wild boy!
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 0:15, archived)
# GAY SHIFT.
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 2:40, archived)
# It is always gayshift somewhere.



(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 22:59, archived)
# d d ' s drawing is good, but yours is lacking
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:11, archived)
# Well, the thing is, d d is an artistic genius and gifted comedian.
I am just a skinny bloke in his pants with some cheap pens, a scanner and illegal software.

Man, I was just trying to pay homage to gayshift days gone by and you had to spoil it.
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:16, archived)
# Yeah...I'm good at that.
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:21, archived)
# I drew this picture of Soft John when he jumped off Iceland's roof, I'd like to see you try spoiling that, it is magnificent.

(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:30, archived)
# I don't like the font...it's too brown.
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:49, archived)
# What a lovely thought! Thanks for the post.
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:28, archived)
# Yep, that's a lovely post alright. I thought of it all by myself.
I thought and then I posted. I should probably do more of that.
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:35, archived)
# Hey OHhhHHHH!
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:48, archived)
# Listen what I sayohhhOHHH.
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 3:14, archived)
[challenge entry] i am pain, ted
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:02, archived)
# What do the donkeys on Skegness beach get for lunch?


Click for bigger (486 kb)

...About half an hour.
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 22:20, archived)
# there's no end to the armed forces' ingenuity...disguising tanks as donkeys is win
Taliban will wonder what hit 'em
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 22:26, archived)
# ;)
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 21:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 21:20, archived)
# I would pay to see all the disney characters muedered
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 21:25, archived)
# There's been a mueder!
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 21:27, archived)
# stand back sir, this is now a crime scone
we must seal off the area
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 21:31, archived)
# Ahahaha
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:07, archived)
# Inspector Clouseau Steps in
Muedered you say?
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 22:40, archived)
# /board marries /links and they all live happy ever after :D
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 21:28, archived)
# so you've taken an existing funny clip
and fucked it up?
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 21:46, archived)
# aaaw.....bit unfair.....not fucked it up
"Hermanised" it
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 21:49, archived)
# tomato/tomayto
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 22:27, archived)
# tomato/tomahto
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 22:35, archived)
# tomato/tomatoe
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Bitch had it coming !
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Thought I'd bung this here
never finished it, don't even know what it is lol

Click for bigger (156 kb)

(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:07, archived)
# looks like
the Angel of Death got himself a Wolverine-inspired upgrade. Makes his job so much easier I bet.
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:21, archived)
# that'll do, yes that's what I was going for. ; )
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:30, archived)
# he's the thing that lurks in the dark woods making the 'crrrrk' noises
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:30, archived)
# No, that's a crow.
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:54, archived)
# I like this
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:46, archived)
# not as good as Tits' though
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:49, archived)
# hehe
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:54, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 21:07, archived)
# that'd frig like a bastard
but a lovely thing. You sir are nice. if not a fan of minge skin.
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:52, archived)
# your stuff is wondersome
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:54, archived)
# super!
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 21:08, archived)
#
I remind Zdzisaw Beksiski
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 21:25, archived)
# What will your name be next week?
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:09, archived)
# If I end up with radiation poisoning next week it's because of this pic
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:56, archived)
# Run your ass outta there, and pop some RadAway for good measure
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:07, archived)
# Gregg Wallace on the right?
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:12, archived)
# better fire up the photoshop :D
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:17, archived)
# I quite like Vlad....if only for the fact he's in a position to tell "you know who" to go fuck himself
this doesn't mean I agree with his policies in any way
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:13, archived)
# I want to praise @'s picture above and yet it'll ruin the nice 'legs and body' effect that's going on :D
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:19, archived)
# put a cdc in your reply
bingo
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:21, archived)
# You love Putin
Love him
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:59, archived)
# It's nice that someone is standing up for the rights of homophobes, I'd hate to see this vital section of the community excluded
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 21:05, archived)
# I don't know how he's putin up with it.
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 21:15, archived)
# oh dear
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 21:26, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 21:21, archived)
# Polonium
The poison with a hole
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Richard Harris fucks up badly in...

This obviously requires a RIS
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:29, archived)
# Vorderman autocomplete
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:24, archived)
# Is this the conundrum?
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Loaded (with calories)
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:23, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:29, archived)
# Gets MY rocks off...
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun, Shirley?
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:11, archived)
# I know Shirley ,and yes,I've heard from the lads that she has been done
a few times
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:24, archived)
# yeah sorry
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:45, archived)
# i think his is da's boot as in dad
not d.a.
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:27, archived)
# Makes all the difference, that.
And at least I made an effort at 'shopping it.
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:33, archived)
# oh yeah
sorry not paying enough attention
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:47, archived)
# did this one aaaaages ago
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 21:28, archived)
# Lovely
You been missing a bit. Glad you are back
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry] MC Nugget
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 17:12, archived)
# hahaha, haven't seen one of them in years
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 17:15, archived)
# One of the less motivated happy meal toys ever!
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 17:17, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 17:22, archived)
# Funny!
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 18:22, archived)
# Hahaha
I'd quite like a Netto cap...
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 18:42, archived)
# Netto is Ghetto
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry] C, as a blanca.


Oo FP, TA.

(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 17:05, archived)
# yay!
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 17:24, archived)
# oh god
:D
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 17:58, archived)
# hahahahahaha
great!
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 18:02, archived)
# I am impressed *klik*
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 18:43, archived)
# agh
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:06, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 21:35, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 21:36, archived)
#
RISS?
I must be seeing it but I just can't? Need more beer.
My piss poor excuse is I always hated Street Fighter so rarely played it.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 1:01, archived)

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