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[challenge entry] Have a pea for the challenge...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 10 Aug 2013, 21:45, archived)
# Is it This charming man?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 21:54, archived)
# I have a redex
or I would if I were using ie.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 22:38, archived)
# Tried IE, Firefox and Chrome
No problems seeing it in any of them... think you might need to clear your cache!
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 10 Aug 2013, 23:39, archived)
# have you tried it in Lynx?
(That's a joke. I suspect wherever you're hosting it isn't ok with the fact that I'm in the US)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Easier to pause Alex Jones on a gurn than use Photoshop Elements
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 21:36, archived)
# Hahahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 21:38, archived)
# pea roast
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 21:48, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 21:48, archived)
# heh heh..........yeah...........wish I was right now
had a few beauties in my time....can't always be trusted ,sadly.Legalise 'em I say.What are they so scared of?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 22:06, archived)
#
Loads of kids walking home off our tit's happy and tired
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 22:08, archived)
# They weren't big or clever, where they?
Just shit loads of fun!
(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 22:11, archived)
# So true.
Acid was better :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 22:19, archived)
# there is no God ...because I found him and took him home
what a day we had :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 22:31, archived)
# Yes
Strawberries
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 10 Aug 2013, 22:37, archived)
# Ha! Strawberries! I remember them well.
I left 60 on a train, I remember looking at them, engrossed in the reflections coming from the plastic bag, marvelling at the colours and the sounds I could taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 23:02, archived)
# 'CRIES'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:25, archived)
# Big alcohol and energy drink companies, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 22:14, archived)
# I like
^
(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 22:07, archived)
# Most amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 22:36, archived)
# hahahahaha
'click'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 10 Aug 2013, 22:38, archived)
# Pfffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 22:42, archived)
# Sounds obvious but this would improve that fuckawful programme NO end.
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 23:12, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 23:45, archived)
# this is
glorious :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 23:32, archived)
# top one nice one get sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry] .

(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 21:31, archived)
# Mickey Rourke's looking rough
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 21:37, archived)
# I always imagined Freebase having bigger boobs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 21:38, archived)
# Yeah, big whoppers with massive brown nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 21:52, archived)
# Like capstans on a pier
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 21:54, archived)
# Like beefburgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 21:57, archived)
# Like this?

(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 22:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 2:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Laziest photoshop ever
I blame rafi



p.s. probably for the older bastards here
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:56, archived)
# Americans might find it amusing too
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 21:10, archived)
# loads of independent ska bands never got much airplay....The Beat and Madness seemed to dominate
but there were one or two gems which shone.....never too late to give 'em a plug:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MyHMxhL9jU


www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPqmNWddNU0

and yep.....I saw wot u did.period
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 21:34, archived)
# I like the second one.
Surprised no one is releasing records like that at the moment either authentically through love of the music or cynically to capture the "this is what a recession record sounds like" from documentaries about the 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 21:54, archived)
# THis was the first record I ever bought.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiDyQbzChnA
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 21:55, archived)
# Ska is always bubbling around wherever you go
My mate plays drums in this lot

www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6N2v08phJM
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 22:03, archived)
# heartwarming that it lives on
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] David Bowie stars in...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:32, archived)
# hoh wa wa!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:33, archived)
# Do wot, Jon?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Dwt,Jn ooo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:37, archived)
# D.W.J. Tooon.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:40, archived)
# That got him into some 'otter water.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:35, archived)
# you must wear a coat made of the finest goat when you dive in a moat containing many stoat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:36, archived)
# For half a groat I'd buy a boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:38, archived)
# but i think the goat would prefer an oat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:39, archived)
# You've never heard of Billy-bloat?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:40, archived)
# I hear it's cured with a 10 pound note.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:42, archived)
# That gets my vote as the doctor wrote.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:46, archived)
# To Truman Capote on a coyote
*fucksticks*
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:49, archived)
# I'll get me coat...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:50, archived)
# I prefer curried ocelot - it's much hotter! Oh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I disagree
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:38, archived)
# serves him right
ya mess with hobs ya get bit
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:45, archived)
# Ain't messin' with no Jane Doe, unnerstand?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:50, archived)
# Oh noes!
weasels are ripping his flesh
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 21:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 22:28, archived)
# Charlie Brooker seriously upset those stoats.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Evening all.
(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 19:20, archived)
# aaaw...I would never stomp on a bee or insect ....
but I would stomp on a pig as they're vermin
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 19:26, archived)
# Same applies to kittens for me...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:33, archived)
# Someone
Call the administrators. Kitten hater alert.
(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:54, archived)
# :(
poor mr buzzy honeydew
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 19:40, archived)
# Any relation to bunsen?
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:59, archived)
# looks like a B dead
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:14, archived)
# XD
I cry evertim
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:10, archived)
# Could you please contact David Cameron as a matter of urgency, atomic.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:15, archived)
# I'm not your (sex) slave!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:29, archived)
# BUT YOU WISH YOU WERE!

Mummy, when is it Prawn time?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:05, archived)
# Da Prawnz! Da Prawnz!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:06, archived)
# "If you kill heem, all this will be mine. BY WHICH I MEAN THE PRAWNS!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Thats most disturbing.....
Here, have this:

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:20, archived)
# wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:29, archived)
# filename available for the thickos
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:31, archived)
# That is just awful.
........................... -___-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:44, archived)
# oh god
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:09, archived)
# Well if that's clever then I'm happy to be labelled a thicko.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:17, archived)
# Cameron, Clegg and The Baby Jesus
FP this sick filth!
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:20, archived)
# You're not good at reading...are you?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:30, archived)
# Thanks, I'd love a pint!
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 22:07, archived)
# well that's all kinds of wrong
How does your family feel about your outpourings?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:25, archived)
# fAmiLy...HoW dO yOu fEel abOuT mY OutPouriNgz?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:57, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:07, archived)
# This is brilliant - but now it is pub time !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:08, archived)
# Have a good time. I'm off out for a birthday bash with the girls in a short while.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:26, archived)
# It's a good album but the use of kazoo spoils it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:31, archived)
# I quite like the font but you should use a bit more brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:11, archived)
# You're right!
Next time I'll ask my family for advice before posting anything.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:40, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHACHRIST
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:27, archived)
# I like Tayne and I like Celeryman - but which is best?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:08, archived)
# That's the spirit! Keep it up!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:42, archived)
# my family is outpouring
is your family outpouring
and how do they feel about that
the
outpouring
i mean
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:45, archived)
# My family would be concerned if I didn't pour it all out
because it would all be stuck inside.

Everybody needs an outpour every now and again, that's what we say in my family.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:49, archived)
#
Did you ever buy some bread, and it says 'Happy Bread' on the label...
...but when you get it home, you find out it's all green with outpourings?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:54, archived)
# No, I've never seen bread labelled "Happy Bread."
If I saw such a thing I would shy away from it, fearing some kind of trick or con. I would probably imagine it to be riddled with some kind of outpourings.
If this does ever happen to me I'll let you know OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:59, archived)
# Right! ...Ignore the Happy Bread!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:02, archived)
# That's not gay though, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:15, archived)
# If I could do it all over again
I'd do it all over you.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:16, archived)
# But not in a gay way.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:24, archived)
# Very high knees
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 19:33, archived)
# cockknees
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:41, archived)
# this is blatant breach of copyright somethingorother
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:32, archived)
# Not really...I drew it with my left hand.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:49, archived)
# I bet you did.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Enjoy your dinners

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 16:23, archived)
# that's no mo,on
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 16:24, archived)
# she'll never get that ribena stain out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 16:25, archived)
# I'm drinking that right now
cheers for that
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Gary Oldman's sister. Still can't get my head around that.
Psst! It's Laila Morse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 16:29, archived)
# damn!
I looked it up as well, too quickly I bet, will fix now...
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] hope you don't mind i drop this here. *runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:01, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:08, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:53, archived)
# Haha bloody hell
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Gah!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:07, archived)
# *faps*
Hello everybody.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:10, archived)
# *sicks*
hi
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:03, archived)
# *scroll-strobes*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 19:43, archived)
# I'll have to remember that.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 10 Aug 2013, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Raspberry P.I


First post and first time using photoshop in years.
(littlecub, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 15:53, archived)
# but you're missing letter
FOUL!!! .....MOOOOOODDDDSSSS!!!!!

he heh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Jst for that, I am going to sully your thread with this mishap.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 15:55, archived)
# FOUL!!! ....... MOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 15:57, archived)
# how dare you
FOUL!!!!

MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 16:02, archived)
# How does your family feel about your "established outpourings"?
edit: i just checked the weather...it's outpouring.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Hello, littlecub. Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 16:08, archived)
# ahaahaha
bahahahaahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:25, archived)
# 0_0
new meat!
can i play with him? please?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 16:10, archived)
# Yes, but don't squeeze him him quite as hard this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:26, archived)
# hello.....we're all mad here....were you sent for assessment or did you admit yourself freely?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 16:12, archived)
# I'm soiling the board today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 10 Aug 2013, 16:12, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] OP-RAH GANGNAM STYLE!!


I'll see myself out....
.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:44, archived)
# I'll come with you...
*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:45, archived)
# ha ha
god I remember that joke from way back when...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:47, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:47, archived)
# He'll look a bit of a dick
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:48, archived)
#
Whatever comes to mind...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Pubes for eyelashes please.
Three per eyeball.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Ouch!
Would look like a pin cushion.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:53, archived)
# rules are rules
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:55, archived)
# i fucking hate that stupid song
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:48, archived)
# That would be better than anything else she ever did !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Cant even buy a handbag....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] NWNT...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 15:18, archived)
# *chases out the door*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 15:20, archived)
# "This next move is called The Racist Shop Assistant..."
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Removed rather than added punctuation...
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:31, archived)
# looks like someone's put the wind up him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:34, archived)
# Re to the Pea to the Roast to the mixing up a flavour in da area. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 16:48, archived)
# Sorry...

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:07, archived)
# Nowhere near sorry enough!
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:11, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:13, archived)
# you fucking should be
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:13, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:13, archived)
# This can never be forgiven.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:28, archived)
# I HAVE BECOME MICHAEL ELLIS!
:o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:30, archived)
# don't you have to eat his heart to do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:31, archived)
# I don't think I like the idea of eating someone's love muscle
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:32, archived)
# more testicles means more iron
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:39, archived)
# crikey, could become a rampaging spurt monster!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:46, archived)
# become?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:47, archived)
# RAAaarraaAGGGBBLSPurt!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:50, archived)
# fetch yer cloth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:55, archived)
# A mere cloth will not do!
Call forth a sturdy maiden with an absorbent carpet roll!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:56, archived)
# leave my sister out of this!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:00, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:13, archived)
# discomeats have not humanism!!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:32, archived)
# Well, there's no denying that.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:33, archived)
# *cuts thumb in protest*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:36, archived)
# Sexy Thumbtime!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:38, archived)
#
yeah you bloody should be sorry

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:33, archived)
# I find this rather derivative.
There are limits you know :)

also


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:37, archived)
# I'm a bit indefinite about that
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:46, archived)
# ooh recursive
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:19, archived)
# AND SUBVERSIVE.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:12, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:45, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:51, archived)
# Yay for crap jokes!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:52, archived)
# You're having a party ?
Good job your parenthesis there !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Why, don't they integrate well?
Can't they differentiate between the right and wrong way to behave?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:49, archived)
# that's right.
er
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:52, archived)
# eek!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 15:50, archived)
# Shakes head... ... ...I hope you're proud of yourself...
(Alfster, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Is that from the new smurfs film?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Chuckie has a sex change
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:04, archived)
# That's OK, I don't mind being ignored :(



I might have to do some work now.

Or go and do the shopping and then drink gin.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:37, archived)
# drink the drink i invented
gin, grenadine and cider.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:40, archived)
# Eurgh
Also, not with the gin I've got here, it's too nice for that. I'd have to buy something cheaper the first time I did that and since I live in Norway it is now illegal for me to buy a bottle of gin until nine in the morning on Monday. God bless Puritans!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:42, archived)
# hahahahaha
well, if you do try it, it's called a smash monkey because it's colourful, lethal and something of an acquired taste :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:49, archived)
# I'll remember to tell people that just before they drink it
"This is called a Smash Monkey. If you hate it don't blame me, go onto B3ta and blame Smash Monkey" :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:19, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:31, archived)
# WHAT?! You can't buy booze on the weekend? RIOT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:00, archived)
# You can buy it in the pubs for vastly inflated prices
but from the shops, stuff stronger than 4.8% you can only buy 9-6 during the week and 10-2 at the weekends. (Might be 10-3 at some branches.) That's from the store they call the Wine Monopoly, which as its name suggests, has a monopoly on wine, along with everything else stronger than 4.8%. Stuff weaker than 4.8% you can sell as late as 8pm during the week and 6pm at weekends! Fancy that!

I'm moving back to Blighty soon. It's an enjoyable novelty, being able to buy wine on a Sunday evening.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:19, archived)
# That would mean I would have to buy much more drink than I need, then I'd go on to drink all of it and end up in trouble, hospital, prison or all 3.
Buying drink before 2pm is not good for me, I'm unable to have drink in the house without quaffing til I drop.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:30, archived)
# This is precisely what happens
although normally "trouble, hospital, prison" for me equates to "bathroom at 3am throwing my guts out" or "crippled by a morning hangover".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:39, archived)
# judging by the drunken cunts in my garden every saturday morning
you can buy cheap cider here at 7.30 a.m.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:33, archived)
# An alternative explanation being "you live in Liverpool"
or somewhere in the environs
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:39, archived)
# good point
you've just reminded me, got chatted up at the cinema wednesday night by a lad who turned out to be 25. i'm 13 years older than him. around these parts, that makes me old enough to be his mother!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:41, archived)
# :)
I feel I should be grateful that my parents moved me away from the Wirral when I was a year old, and I'm told that's *posh* scouse.

OK, townwards.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:50, archived)
# the wirral's a complete breezeblock wasteland
i need to win the triple rollover tonight and move down south. i hate it here :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:56, archived)
# you can't win the triple rollover tonight
because i'm going to win it and then move back to germany on the profits
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:51, archived)
# bride of chucky?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:05, archived)
# chucky in drag
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:13, archived)
# i reckon he'd be up for it
he seems very repressed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Gail Porter's hair grew back then.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 12:11, archived)
# i've got that on dvd
why did you die, dvd player? why?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 12:15, archived)
# I haven't watched a dvd in ages now
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 12:17, archived)
# i watch them pretty much every night
normal telly is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 12:38, archived)
# tis a good point
I need to have a look through mine again
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 16:27, archived)
# I really liked the prequel.
</controversial>
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 12:18, archived)
# *shoots w/o asking*
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 10 Aug 2013, 12:24, archived)
# NooOO!
XD
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 12:31, archived)
# yet to see it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 12:37, archived)
# I think that makes you a bad person
(Roxon, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:00, archived)
# I'm with you. "Really liked" is a bit strong but "Didn't chuck my ring up" will do. 7/10.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 16:54, archived)
# eat more chips
must dash....exciting afternoon shopping with the missus...wahey
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 12:18, archived)
# bring your [electronic device of choice] and a cushion
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:51, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:46, archived)
# I tried my hand at photorestoration
The people over at www.rootschat.com/forum/index.php?topic=654471.0 didn't appreciate it and removed my version :(

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:43, archived)
# you're a meany :D
keep fighting the good fight.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:45, archived)
# The gorilla brightens up the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:47, archived)
# ...but it has apparently fightened the woman on the opposite end
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:49, archived)
# ha ha, top work and boo to the humorless bunch who removed it.
Edit: Blimey I had a look, there is some cringingly bad shopping going on in a couple of those responses

Edit x2: Arragghh the eyes follow me round the room.. www.rootschat.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=654471.0;attach=374450;image
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:48, archived)
#
it could look total shit, but e'ryone's like 'oooooh, that looks fantastic'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:50, archived)
# haha christ that's grim
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:51, archived)
# for something like that, it's best to do [program of choice]'s one-step-photo-fix and be done with it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:53, archived)
# hey
that's mine
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 12:12, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha.
That's gotta be a comedy effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 12:32, archived)
# Terry Gilliam?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha this site is gold
www.rootschat.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=657004.0;attach=375798;image

What the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 12:50, archived)
# It's like a sequel to the Cottingley Fairies
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Have they locked down that forum now?
"The topic or board you are looking for appears to be either missing or off limits to you"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:53, archived)
# Same here.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Looks like they're not our biggest fans
Why can't everyone just get on?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:57, archived)
# that's some fearsome headgear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 12:02, archived)
# I hear there's a remake of King Kong being discussed over in Hollywood
you should send it to them...(it'd be a kick in the teeth for that restoration website if they hire you.)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 12:14, archived)
# haha good, shame noone had a chuckle over there
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:12, archived)
# ha ha!
* * *Please Do Not post Photographs of Living People* * *
I'm tempted to post some comedy corpses. maybe people with "x"s over their eyes, or something
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:46, archived)
# I'm sure I saw a few photos that strongly imply some of the subjects were alive
Like one with a family around a grandmother. I think they said she died recently - meaning the family are probably still alive...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Des, picable M.E.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:08, archived)
# I quin cy a thing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha Ha, have another movie based one:
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:38, archived)
# Your asian boy has no breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:40, archived)
# and a diseased elbow
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:49, archived)
# but he love you long time.
10 dorra
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:53, archived)
# now I'm thinking up horrible images in my head
An American in Paris*


*...Hilton, of course
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:46, archived)
# *fires up Photoshop*
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:53, archived)
# fuck, what have I done!!??!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:54, archived)
# is that a subject you want me to do?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Sir?!
SIR!!
...drop the mouse, and roll away from the computer desk, s-l-o-w-l-y
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 12:00, archived)
# You better hurry, she's trying to get away
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] and.........................may as well get this out of the way



twitter.com/BAAApparel
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 10:15, archived)
# If he's trying to exercise and lose weight with a low-carb diet, he should Row, an' Atkins on every alternate month
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 10:19, archived)
# or at least every full moon
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 10:21, archived)
# That's rather amazing
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 10:56, archived)
# Mr.Bean sends his love
and a hug :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:01, archived)
# haha
he's bean running for ages now
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:12, archived)
# he gets Nectar points for every hurdle he knocks over
he's halfway towards a microwave from Argos
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah, baby, yeah!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 8:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Not instilling confidence
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 8:59, archived)
# Well, I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 10:30, archived)
# I have driven under that very sign
way too many times...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:05, archived)
# mmm, I think of her in 'Tommy'
mmmmmm beans ;D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:20, archived)
# wait
maybe that was barbarella
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 11:24, archived)

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