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[challenge entry] Doubles Team Caber Toss


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(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 0:30, archived)
# I think I live near there.
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 1:02, archived)
# ask if he can see your house from up there
i thought you were leaving
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 1:04, archived)
# I left
then I returned
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:08, archived)
# EPIC chillum
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 1:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Thalidomide Weightlifting
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 0:20, archived)
# Looks 'armless.
 
*runs*
 
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 0:21, archived)
# *cough*

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 0:25, archived)
# ha ha!
well played sir!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 0:26, archived)
# I have a lot of this stuff


and



And now I must go for a bit, as in my sticky palm a couple of tickets to the East Riding of Yorkshire seem to have appeared.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 0:35, archived)
# Hahahaohchrist
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 1:21, archived)
# Young Billy the Fish there has some mighty sticky leg hairs.
Or a levitating bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 0:26, archived)
# I call out to you B3tans
One of the first , if not the first, johnny fart pants strip has him going to the comic shop to buy 'joke funnies' and one cell in that strip has the said 'joke funnies' cover with the immortal words 'was mickey Mouse a bum rapist'? across the cover....alas My dad, in his wisdom rippped up that magazine.. oh to see that frame again........
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 1:15, archived)
# no JFP, but I hope this helps



do you know which issue it was, I have a few early ones?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 1:35, archived)
# I am pretty sure it was one of the earliest incarnations.
I , by complete fluke was in the kard bar (or whatever it was called) in Newcastle buying heavy metel badges (Iron Maiden etc) and came across the first ,and I mean the first Viz comic... I instantly bought it on the premise of the nude Fenicks girl on the cover and became an over night success at school.. I didn't tell where I got the mags from and then my dad found them and ripped them all up !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 1:53, archived)
# Have some early editions around
Will have have a look when I get in from work.

If not i'm sure my brother will have it as he has them all I think.
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 3:39, archived)
# Haha - I never spotted that bit on the magazine about Micky Mouse before
Here you go fella.
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Ouch...


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(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 0:13, archived)
# Yew Tree, get over there.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 1:01, archived)
# Ahahahaha
you sick fuck.
'click'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 1:24, archived)
# Blue Peter...heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 1:30, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhahhhahhhah
 
WOOYAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 1:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's get this out of the way early...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

it's like russian roulette, but shorter
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:50, archived)
# Kittles!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:56, archived)
# Spare the puns
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 0:08, archived)
# and spoil the child
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 0:19, archived)
# taste the painbow
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Tug O Kit


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(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:21, archived)
# I was going to mock their choice of shoes before realising
that on soft ground those heels could stop them being dragged the other way.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:24, archived)
# The one in red
loses.
(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:27, archived)
# I tend to agree with you there.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:56, archived)
# {:-((((((((((((((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 1:25, archived)
# would, would, would
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 1:29, archived)
[challenge entry] This Never Caught On because the release mechanism kept jamming.
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:52, archived)
# It's all the blood causing the return to stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:03, archived)
# cool pool...something something "plenty of bottom",something something "pink in the hole"
*gay references and Obama completely co-incidental btw
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:03, archived)
# Are you saying that there is is explicity NO LINK between
US PRESIDENT Barack Obama and HOMOSEXUALITY?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:06, archived)
# I always wondered how the polo ponies didn't drown.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:05, archived)
# Scuba gear,
that's why it's such an expensive sport.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:14, archived)
# The hardest part is getting the horses into the wetsuits and flippers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:16, archived)
# I hear operation yewtree is looking into that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:48, archived)
# Not sea horses then?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:42, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: SPORTS THAT NEVER CAUGHT ON


This week's challenge is to demonstrate sports that never caught-on. Underwater tennis, anyone? Hamster baiting? Dwarf fondling? Helicopter Basketball? There must be millions. Challenge suggested by notoolsovernight,
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:57, archived)
# Viv Stanshall?
Face jumping.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:12, archived)
# "I could 'a made a mint...
...'ad 'a bin a bit more shrewd"

(Seth Onetooth, landlord of The Fool And Bladder)
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Speedballs
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 2:38, archived)
# awww, he doesn't know whether to punch 'em or suck 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 3:45, archived)
# (winces)
I really don't want to know where the source image came from.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 8:47, archived)
# Maybe chucking eggs at politicians will catch on? My new piece;
"Slough Feg about to chuck an egg at Nicholas Clegg."

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:04, archived)
# That's the spirit!
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:05, archived)
# :D
boing!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:05, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:09, archived)
# The latched outpourings of an established FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:23, archived)
# ^This exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:28, archived)
# :D YAY!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:44, archived)
# is that a shadow
or is he incontinent?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:52, archived)
# I think he's in North America.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Ultimate Flying Desk


(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:46, archived)
# Oh, I thought it was Ladies Dresserage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:06, archived)
# head--->desk
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:10, archived)
# How hatstand.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 0:07, archived)
[challenge entry] gets one in under the wire
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:34, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:42, archived)
# is that a small rabbit in his pocket?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:44, archived)
# it's for Hedgie
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:45, archived)
# i thought you said 'pubes'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:49, archived)
# 25 in the pubes cunk
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:55, archived)
# u killed the board
...nevermind, that was Atomic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:30, archived)
# I'm not sure anyone's got it to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:43, archived)
# I got it.
And I liked it.
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:47, archived)
# RISsing hard here.
From the numbers above, a subnet mask or a DNS setting.

OK looked below, good one.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:00, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 0:52, archived)
# unrelated nonsense
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:40, archived)
# that cat has an enormous erection
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:42, archived)
# you can't call rob 'an erection'
and he's not even that big
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:56, archived)
# RIS???
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:47, archived)
# Judged Red
255,0,0 RGB value
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:49, archived)
# ah, too clever for me :D
*takes off bag*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:59, archived)
# aww, but you look so pretty with your special hat on
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:10, archived)
# and it collects the dribble :/'
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:17, archived)
# hmmm, no leakage eh?
*goes pant shopping at Morrisons*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:19, archived)
# O__o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:11, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
This week's vote is ready for decisioning.

Your choices are:

* Cute young animals on childhood toys
As members of b3ta, the world's finest puerile digital art community, we are well-used to seeing kittens on skateboards, but are less familiar with other examples of the genre, such as the gazelle on rollerblades, the puppy on a pogo stick, or a mouse taking part in a game of Mousetrap.

* Sports that never caught on
Underwater tennis anyone? Hamster bating? Dwarf fondling? Etc?

* One-word challenge: insects!

* Transportation of the future
It seems any old monkey can propose new transport ideas: it's time for us to jump on the bandwagon.

Decisioning takes place here:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:28, archived)
# sports
backward marathon*...prolly bindun

*running backwards not to be confused with educationally challenged
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:33, archived)
# yeah its real
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:39, archived)
# doesn't mean it has caught on!!
NYAH!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:02, archived)
# Monkey tennis
...and other Partridgisms
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:33, archived)
# always up for a bit of that
*sets video*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:42, archived)
# kitten long jumps

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:39, archived)
# Hmmmmm. I like the sound of gazelles on rollerblades.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:40, archived)
# Although if "Sports" wins the vote, then I'm compo-ing "Badminton for octopodes."
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:43, archived)
# I like the smell of Frank Muir.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:44, archived)
# I love the smell of Van Damme’s musk gland
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:47, archived)
# i am offering unwashed athletic supporters on ebay
...and I'm not talking about the football fans of Maidenhead
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:06, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Cat Juggling
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:49, archived)
# bindun, sorry
anyway, i voted future transport
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:52, archived)
# and, for some reason, i called this piece,
'donkey rides'
www.b3tards.com/u/4f3e520a1ba01b78eff9/donkey_rides.jpg
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:36, archived)
# We did invent transport a few months ago.
C please.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:53, archived)
# remember, if you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:55, archived)
# <-----EXIT STAGE LEFT
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:24, archived)
# I chose not to choose life
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:58, archived)
# well wake me up, before you go go
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:05, archived)
# picture a puppy on a lively pogo
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:29, archived)
# or standing cat would look quite good
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:30, archived)
# just another doss cunt looking for credibility
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:30, archived)
# CUTE YOUNG ANIMALS ON CHILDHOOD TOYS YOU CUNTS
Seriously, "sports that never caught on"? If you really want that start inventing that unfortunately little known sport of Baby Deer on Space Hopper Wrestling.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] "eardrops in my eyes..."
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:53, archived)
# cool....I had my ears cleaned out once with a massive fuck-off syringe...my hearing was like brand new!
*just thought I'd share* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:01, archived)
# i've recently been trying to put eardrops in the cat
that's fun
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:02, archived)
# they freak out easily...like they know you're intentions just from a glance...and they don't like vets
mindreaders :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:09, archived)
# Reminds me baby of goo...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:01, archived)
# Fingerbobbs. The BBC's little known presenter-enhancement project in the '70s. Which leads to Yewtree.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:20, archived)
# :D
marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:28, archived)
# Well, yes, thanks.
IF YOU LIKE BEING FINGERED BY YOFFY.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:30, archived)
# Yay, finger bobs :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:33, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU32lw4WXZw
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:40, archived)
# My childhood nightmare was on the right of that page!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMdBh09zP8U
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:49, archived)
# Sleep tight...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:10, archived)
# Haha, his doll's dressed like a chav!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:14, archived)
# Hartley?
(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:34, archived)
# Oh finger mine!! Yays XD
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:41, archived)
# With added Hubert Cumberdale :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:56, archived)
# That was his favorite nose picker one
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:02, archived)
# I hear his wife enjoyed the upgrade.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:09, archived)
# It's all in the wrist action...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:12, archived)
# fokken prawns!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:37, archived)
# I DID NOT HAVE RELATIONS WITH A FOKKEN CREATURE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:21, archived)
# Obscene!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
I love nonsense like this and I love this place......... cries
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:03, archived)
# Draw Standing Cat With Your Eyes Closed
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:00, archived)
# hahahaha XD
I did
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:02, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:08, archived)
# Pensive..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:27, archived)
#
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:15, archived)
# fucking latcher
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:16, archived)
#
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Why do you find it so hard to de-latch?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:26, archived)
# Outpourings.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:52, archived)
# I totally understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:28, archived)
# I missed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:21, archived)
# Bloooooooooooooooooooon!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:26, archived)
# erm, no.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:03, archived)
# La chatte qui vous dévisage

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:57, archived)
#
Thanks for the cat, Smallbrainfield atomic Fresh Water Mole.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:59, archived)
# Hello little girl.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:01, archived)
# "Hi, atomic!"
"I'm art, not porn!"
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:12, archived)
# Doesn't matter...I love both.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:18, archived)
# too long
and short legs
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:07, archived)
# How can the legs be too short?
They reach exactly to the ground, don't they?




Kidding, I know what you mean. Now stop drawing attention to it! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:11, archived)
# ok :)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:19, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:13, archived)
# About Time
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:22, archived)
# haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:25, archived)
# I love the smell of catfood in the morning...


Also, anyone see any Perseid meteors? I thought they were lully this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:38, archived)
# nah..missed 'em
seen one once though a few years back....spectacular
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:48, archived)
# There were some humdingers this year around 3am.
I stood in a field in Wiltshire until 4am in wonderment.
Sadly I had to get up at 6am for work so was utterly knackered the next day.
I think I'll have a whole-night Perseid party next time they're due to be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:57, archived)
# Perseid & Pernod party sounds good
count me in
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:07, archived)
# Mit Pringles?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 0:01, archived)
# Aaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:43, archived)
# The horror... the horror...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:09, archived)
# Super Staring Cat?

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:33, archived)
# *stares*
I'm going to lose this battle, aren't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:37, archived)
# kick him in the nuts, he'll soon close his eyes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:38, archived)
# Captions please..........

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:41, archived)
# "Stiff as a board when I found it."
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:43, archived)
# Thank you, I just had it stuffed.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Eat my fucking biscuits, plebs!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:45, archived)
# Now with added lizard scales.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:39, archived)
# "Fluff on a stick"
from the new Duchy(tm) taxidermy range.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:56, archived)
#
"actually one prefers pussy to be wet rather than stiff!"
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:59, archived)
# YESS!
Fleshlight(tm) Fluff Edition.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:01, archived)
# Cat: "Oh fuck he hasn't seen it yet."
Charles: "blah blah biscuit carbuncle blah"
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:58, archived)
# Wheeee...

(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:06, archived)
# this does little to cheer me up
i have just had to explain to my 40-year-old brother, who used to work as an engineer, what a 3D printer does.
i weep for humanity :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:12, archived)
# Not surprised,
what I find sad is the inability of people to look things up.
Reading must really hurt for them.
Still they manage to breed somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:18, archived)
# he certainly does
3 kids, 3 different girls.
sod it, i'm going home.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:22, archived)
# TJ
Freebase is sighted in a man's sock
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:16, archived)
# believe
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:20, archived)
# The Telegraph? Has the whole Universe dumbed down?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:40, archived)
# is it a bird?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:15, archived)
# GCM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:25, archived)
# Mob attack!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:25, archived)
# Needs more Top Trumps
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:28, archived)
# Oooh, you know I'm always a sucker for a top trump
I've got a javascript programme that generates any deck you want from a spreadsheet now. Good work
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:40, archived)
# srterg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:09, archived)
# Cards of various effects
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:24, archived)

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