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# Get ready for the miracle speech next week.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:55, archived)
# what fish is that?
looks like some variety of wrasse or coral cod
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:59, archived)
# I have no idea!
Plus your the teacher. You tell us :)
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:06, archived)
# the more i look at the mouth
the more i think it's a parrot fish
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:08, archived)
# A bird fish
That's just silly miss
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:14, archived)
# if you can get cutlery birds, why not a bird fish?
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:17, archived)
# I did googled founded a bird fish
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:39, archived)
# ahahahah
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:43, archived)
# the rarely-seen uddered mooserabbit
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 19:27, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:25, archived)
# WITCHCRAFT! BURN IT!
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:00, archived)
# fish are too damp to burn
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Drown them then
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:13, archived)
# you can drown fish
if you drag them backwards
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:16, archived)
# In boiling piss
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:40, archived)
# if you like
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:44, archived)
# They'd melt - these are obviously Humbug Minnows.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:21, archived)
# mmmm, tasty
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Please set your cassette volume to 7.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:21, archived)
#
Sod you then.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:51, archived)
# I'm a little confused by the appearance of Phillip Schofield in your sexy forest.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 19:10, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS, CALLER!
You have correctly identified the "odd" one out!

Your boxed VHS set of "Birds of a Feather" has been pooped into the post for you!
EDIT:I mis-typed "popped" as "pooped" but it seems more appropriate so I'll leave it.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:23, archived)
# HURRAH!
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] I never could get the hang of this one...
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:10, archived)
# don't you fucking look at me!!!
don't you fucking look at me!!!
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:13, archived)
# WTF?
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:16, archived)
# hi smashypoo
what are we going to draw today?
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:20, archived)
# nothing today
my jaw is killing me and my ears hurt like fuck and i've had very little sleep, so not really in the mood.
no, it has nothing to do with drugs.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:24, archived)
# maybe i will come up with something
...that is, if you don't mind.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:37, archived)
# not at all
just wish my bit would hurry up and arrive, take some of the pressure off my teeth and jaw
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:20, archived)
# bindun, shirley?

(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:14, archived)
# A Balloon Hopper?
..is it full of ether?
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:19, archived)
# mommy!!!
baby wants to
...juuuuuump!
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:39, archived)
# Dennis Hopper, u silly
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:40, archived)
# ...or Dennis Hopper Hopper
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Blah blah blah!


Funnier in my head etc.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:34, archived)
# I haven't seen that quote on xvide..oh, wait. Nothing. Forget it.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:23, archived)
#
i have absolutely no idea who this is.

so it must be some kind of sportsman.

straight men - is this funny?
(, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I used to love the simcity games
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] 10 minutes to put the pic together
20 minutes to delete my internet history before my wife asks why I'm searching for cross dressing sims

(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:35, archived)
# There's a button for that. Takes about 3 seconds. I admire your fortitude.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] FOR THE GODWIN!
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:28, archived)
# Ha ha, forgot I did one of them a while back
forgot I did one of them a while back
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Not suitable for miners.


(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:15, archived)
# Clever - Nicely - Click
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:32, archived)
# Contemporary!
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:08, archived)
# Definitely...
(, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 10:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody Pelicans

Inspiration from Fresh Water Mole's recent post ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/11014728#post11014757
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:08, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:44, archived)
# Arf!
it's been quiet on here last coupla days :(
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Wait for it...
The cold weather is coming ;)
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:10, archived)
# Aye - that's true
keep having to check I'm not in /talk by mistake ;)
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:23, archived)
# High Cockalorum!
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Baa
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:59, archived)
# hahaha, brilliant
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:46, archived)
# Titter!
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Yay
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Shoot-em up games - gotta love 'em
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Woof
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:30, archived)
# Doesn't look like they've made many changes since the Princess Anne edition
woo!
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:35, archived)
# Haha
Wish I'd thought of that for a punchline. I felt it needed a twist, but my mind was blank.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:40, archived)
# Dögs?
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] That last level is a bugger.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:06, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:09, archived)
# Heheh
I was waiting for that!
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:31, archived)
# This is cool.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:42, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 22:55, archived)
# whoops!
(, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 14:39, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 10:52, archived)
# LOVE Rude Cat
Great character Butters
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:03, archived)
# I love him too
the cheeky bastard

:D
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:05, archived)
# haha, what a bastard
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:10, archived)
# It's sure a fine line between cheeky and rude.
Woo!
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:33, archived)
# rude cat should fight rude chicken
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:44, archived)
# Does he squeeze food through his teeth to eat?
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Boris
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 9:24, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 9:38, archived)
# congratulations, you have sunk the belgrano.
-do you want to take the ships log?
yes
-ships log not found.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 9:54, archived)
# hahahaha
Drive like a tory.

Mirror, signal, tax the bastard off the road.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 9:55, archived)
# hahahaha, very good
Donald Trump?
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:05, archived)
# Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa!!!
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:12, archived)
# So it's my mate Paulie's 50th birthday, and I bought him a copy of GTA 5. Unfortunately I have Gimp and no artistic skills whatsoever.
Does anyone know of a way to convert his pic to a more posterised version that will match the rest of the front of the box?

Lo res version:



And no, you're not my Potatoshop bitches, I was just hoping for pointers...
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 9:19, archived)
# I have never used Gimp, so cannot say what options might work.
With Photoshop, it'd probably be a case of messing with selective colour, adding a bit of posterization and finishing with the stroke option.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 9:35, archived)
# ah yes, the finishing with the stroke option!
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 9:41, archived)
# Happy endings, every time.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 10:22, archived)
# Vinegar strokes every time.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:13, archived)
# I always finish with the stroke option
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 10:15, archived)
# gimp has a 'cartoon' filter

which is a good starting point
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 9:51, archived)
# Thanks, I tried that but the source pic doesn't have enough contrast to make it effective, and when I tried to up the contrast the skin tones look awful.
I suspect I'm going to have to print it out and go over the picture highlights in pen then scan it back again!
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 9:53, archived)
# that sounds like an 'artistic skill'
:D
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 9:55, archived)
# There's a few tutorials online
Just do a google search for 'cartoon a photo in Gimp'
Like this one: ocaoimh.ie/2004/10/01/cartoonizing-photos-with-the-gimp/
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:04, archived)
# Thanks. I'd tried that, but you get an awful lot of black speckles!
Best I did was with smudge to even out the blocks, reduced colour palette and then posterized it. Still needed a bit more touching up though (but don't we all...)
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:11, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 4:17, archived)
# I'm welding. Now my hair is burnt.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 5:01, archived)
# There used to be a kid in my senior school who had the nickname "burned hair"
because his hair looked burned, because it was kind of weirdly frizzled.
Thinking about it now, I reckon "weirdly frizzled" would have been a better nickname.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 6:05, archived)
#
There was a kid in our school called Johnny and we'd always tell him his hair was on fire because one april fools day someone told him his hair was on fire and he checked in a mirror.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 7:54, archived)
# Kids are brutal
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 8:21, archived)
# I know a fellow nicknamed Cheese Arm.
As a young boy he fell off his bike into some cow dung. He wiped the dung off with some leaves, sniffed his arm and said it smelled like cheese. 30 years later everybody except his family still refer to him as Cheese Arm. If you're ever in Abercynon ask anybody about Cheese Arm.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 10:07, archived)
# I knew this kid who had a scar on his lip, so everyone called him 'Cuntlip'.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:49, archived)
# The rise and fall of the gayshift. : (
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 6:06, archived)
# It's freehand.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 6:07, archived)
# foolishness
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:47, archived)
# What's that in the water?
It looks like a pearl in a boat.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 6:06, archived)
# It's a pearl in a boat.
OBV. o___o
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:48, archived)
# ALSO:
this is the best drawing of yours I've seen in ages. Top freehanding.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 6:07, archived)
# I won't say this quickly, but
KILL IT!
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 8:22, archived)
# i mofaha'd
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:40, archived)
# yay!!
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:05, archived)
# o/\o
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:27, archived)
# GODFUCKINGDAMMIT
(, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 4:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] haha fuck you
:D

also,

spoilers: the ending is rubbish
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:18, archived)
# you'll just have to imagine the islamic version
for some reason i couldn't find any sauce pics...
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:24, archived)
# Best way round that is to make it a First Person Shooter
where you play as the prophet Muhammad. That way you don't have to depict him
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:29, archived)
# This sounds like an epic game
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry] fuck yeah!
mohammed of honour ?

ha! remembered this:
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:32, archived)
# There could be various jihad inspiring subgames based upon things he's actually done but "described out of context" .......
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:34, archived)
# context, shmontext
it's all bollocks
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:42, archived)
# They should eat some nice bacon sandwiches.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:44, archived)
# i'm hungry now
and i have no bacon :(
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:53, archived)
# you can pretend
just wave your magical stick and like a true magical princess you'll have all the bacon you can eat!
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 0:07, archived)
# Rude cat seems quite dapper too
is he wealthy? Does he rub his wealth obscenely in the faces of other less wealthy cats?

edit: Actually, I'd like to see this animated as a popular revenue generating youtube series.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:29, archived)
# he stole the jacket from a British Heart Foundation store
of course
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:35, archived)
# Rude cat knows how to shop like a smart customer
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:35, archived)
# why pay for something someone already gave away for free?
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:38, archived)
# Because it's funny to overcharge people and say "it's charideeeeee so you have to GIVE US EVERYTHING"
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:45, archived)
# CaC
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:40, archived)
# Not so.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 1:51, archived)
# That one is
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 2:10, archived)
# I await more evidence.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 2:59, archived)
# Really well done!!
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 2:08, archived)
# rude cat iz rude
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 4:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I used to be able to play this with my eyes shut...
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:06, archived)
# Also, Parkanoid.
The interactive Fray Brentos game.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 1:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Tourettris?
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:35, archived)
# I like this
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:35, archived)
# Potty mouth! Potty Mouth!
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:44, archived)
# I like this too
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:46, archived)
# Shallowz...not...mad...
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:50, archived)
# Might...be...though...
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Good game, I recall
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:54, archived)
# I refer to the
other post by onerable mr meats but i stand by my link
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 21:45, archived)
# yu know bean that there is a fish meme goin' on an awl vat
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 21:46, archived)
# I cod do vis own mi' arn
bu mi pouur ol ligs wud cockles and pirs ... i... i... cant do it anymore *breaks down* send help he has me in a basement i hear a train on the half hour... ow ow stop no stop ow ow ow noooooo,,,,
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 21:50, archived)
# Do you feel better now?
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 21:54, archived)
# I've called the cops, man.
Remember me in your will.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:17, archived)
# Show me on the bear where he touched you.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:09, archived)
# the painting, yours?
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:12, archived)
# Yeah,
all the stuff on there is mine. The digital stuff is mine, too, but the photos used to make each one come from Morgue File.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 7:12, archived)

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