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# Get ready for the miracle speech next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:55, archived)
# what fish is that?
looks like some variety of wrasse or coral cod
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:59, archived)
# I have no idea!
Plus your the teacher. You tell us :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:06, archived)
# the more i look at the mouth
the more i think it's a parrot fish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:08, archived)
# A bird fish
That's just silly miss
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:14, archived)
# if you can get cutlery birds, why not a bird fish?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:17, archived)
# I did googled founded a bird fish
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:39, archived)
# ahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:43, archived)
# the rarely-seen uddered mooserabbit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 19:27, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:25, archived)
# WITCHCRAFT! BURN IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:00, archived)
# fish are too damp to burn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Drown them then
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:13, archived)
# you can drown fish
if you drag them backwards
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:16, archived)
# In boiling piss
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:40, archived)
# if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:44, archived)
# They'd melt - these are obviously Humbug Minnows.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:21, archived)
# mmmm, tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Please set your cassette volume to 7.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:21, archived)
#
Sod you then.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:51, archived)
# I'm a little confused by the appearance of Phillip Schofield in your sexy forest.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 19:10, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS, CALLER!
You have correctly identified the "odd" one out!

Your boxed VHS set of "Birds of a Feather" has been pooped into the post for you!
EDIT:I mis-typed "popped" as "pooped" but it seems more appropriate so I'll leave it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:23, archived)
# HURRAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] I never could get the hang of this one...
(SpiteClassic, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:10, archived)
# don't you fucking look at me!!!
don't you fucking look at me!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:13, archived)
# WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:16, archived)
# hi smashypoo
what are we going to draw today?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:20, archived)
# nothing today
my jaw is killing me and my ears hurt like fuck and i've had very little sleep, so not really in the mood.
no, it has nothing to do with drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:24, archived)
# maybe i will come up with something
...that is, if you don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:37, archived)
# not at all
just wish my bit would hurry up and arrive, take some of the pressure off my teeth and jaw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:20, archived)
# bindun, shirley?

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:14, archived)
# A Balloon Hopper?
..is it full of ether?
(SpiteClassic, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:19, archived)
# mommy!!!
baby wants to
...juuuuuump!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:39, archived)
# Dennis Hopper, u silly
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:40, archived)
# ...or Dennis Hopper Hopper
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Blah blah blah!


Funnier in my head etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:34, archived)
# I haven't seen that quote on xvide..oh, wait. Nothing. Forget it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:23, archived)
#
i have absolutely no idea who this is.

so it must be some kind of sportsman.

straight men - is this funny?
(TIMBIonline available for any passing drunk sailor, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I used to love the simcity games
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] 10 minutes to put the pic together
20 minutes to delete my internet history before my wife asks why I'm searching for cross dressing sims

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:35, archived)
# There's a button for that. Takes about 3 seconds. I admire your fortitude.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] FOR THE GODWIN!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:28, archived)
# Ha ha, forgot I did one of them a while back
forgot I did one of them a while back
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Not suitable for miners.


(Frogcloset (noun), Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:15, archived)
# Clever - Nicely - Click
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:32, archived)
# Contemporary!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:08, archived)
# Definitely...
...a game #forhardworkingpeople
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 10:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody Pelicans

Inspiration from Fresh Water Mole's recent post ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/11014728#post11014757
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:44, archived)
# Arf!
it's been quiet on here last coupla days :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Wait for it...
The cold weather is coming ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:10, archived)
# Aye - that's true
keep having to check I'm not in /talk by mistake ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:23, archived)
# High Cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Baa
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:59, archived)
# hahaha, brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:46, archived)
# Titter!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oL7XP0ROvk
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Shoot-em up games - gotta love 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Woof
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:30, archived)
# Doesn't look like they've made many changes since the Princess Anne edition
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:35, archived)
# Haha
Wish I'd thought of that for a punchline. I felt it needed a twist, but my mind was blank.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:40, archived)
# Dögs?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] That last level is a bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:06, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:09, archived)
# Heheh
I was waiting for that!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:31, archived)
# This is cool.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:42, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 22:55, archived)
# whoops!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 14:39, archived)
#

Previously

stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 10:52, archived)
# LOVE Rude Cat
Great character Butters
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:03, archived)
# I love him too
the cheeky bastard

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:05, archived)
# haha, what a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:10, archived)
# It's sure a fine line between cheeky and rude.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:33, archived)
# rude cat should fight rude chicken
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:44, archived)
# Does he squeeze food through his teeth to eat?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Boris
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 9:24, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 9:38, archived)
# congratulations, you have sunk the belgrano.
-do you want to take the ships log?
yes
-ships log not found.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 9:54, archived)
# hahahaha
Drive like a tory.

Mirror, signal, tax the bastard off the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 9:55, archived)
# hahahaha, very good
Donald Trump?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:05, archived)
# Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:12, archived)
# So it's my mate Paulie's 50th birthday, and I bought him a copy of GTA 5. Unfortunately I have Gimp and no artistic skills whatsoever.
Does anyone know of a way to convert his pic to a more posterised version that will match the rest of the front of the box?

Lo res version:



And no, you're not my Potatoshop bitches, I was just hoping for pointers...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 9:19, archived)
# I have never used Gimp, so cannot say what options might work.
With Photoshop, it'd probably be a case of messing with selective colour, adding a bit of posterization and finishing with the stroke option.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 9:35, archived)
# ah yes, the finishing with the stroke option!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 9:41, archived)
# Happy endings, every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 10:22, archived)
# Vinegar strokes every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:13, archived)
# I always finish with the stroke option
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 10:15, archived)
# gimp has a 'cartoon' filter

which is a good starting point
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 9:51, archived)
# Thanks, I tried that but the source pic doesn't have enough contrast to make it effective, and when I tried to up the contrast the skin tones look awful.
I suspect I'm going to have to print it out and go over the picture highlights in pen then scan it back again!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 9:53, archived)
# that sounds like an 'artistic skill'
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 9:55, archived)
# There's a few tutorials online
Just do a google search for 'cartoon a photo in Gimp'
Like this one: ocaoimh.ie/2004/10/01/cartoonizing-photos-with-the-gimp/
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:04, archived)
# Thanks. I'd tried that, but you get an awful lot of black speckles!
Best I did was with smudge to even out the blocks, reduced colour palette and then posterized it. Still needed a bit more touching up though (but don't we all...)
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 4:17, archived)
# I'm welding. Now my hair is burnt.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-oSeGQSoYM
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 5:01, archived)
# There used to be a kid in my senior school who had the nickname "burned hair"
because his hair looked burned, because it was kind of weirdly frizzled.
Thinking about it now, I reckon "weirdly frizzled" would have been a better nickname.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 6:05, archived)
#
There was a kid in our school called Johnny and we'd always tell him his hair was on fire because one april fools day someone told him his hair was on fire and he checked in a mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 7:54, archived)
# Kids are brutal
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 8:21, archived)
# I know a fellow nicknamed Cheese Arm.
As a young boy he fell off his bike into some cow dung. He wiped the dung off with some leaves, sniffed his arm and said it smelled like cheese. 30 years later everybody except his family still refer to him as Cheese Arm. If you're ever in Abercynon ask anybody about Cheese Arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 10:07, archived)
# I knew this kid who had a scar on his lip, so everyone called him 'Cuntlip'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:49, archived)
# The rise and fall of the gayshift. : (
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 6:06, archived)
# It's freehand.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 6:07, archived)
# foolishness
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:47, archived)
# What's that in the water?
It looks like a pearl in a boat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 6:06, archived)
# It's a pearl in a boat.
OBV. o___o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:48, archived)
# ALSO:
this is the best drawing of yours I've seen in ages. Top freehanding.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 6:07, archived)
# I won't say this quickly, but
KILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 8:22, archived)
# i mofaha'd
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:40, archived)
# yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:05, archived)
# o/\o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:27, archived)
# GODFUCKINGDAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 4:07, archived)
#

stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] haha fuck you
:D

also,

spoilers: the ending is rubbish
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:18, archived)
# you'll just have to imagine the islamic version
for some reason i couldn't find any sauce pics...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:24, archived)
# Best way round that is to make it a First Person Shooter
where you play as the prophet Muhammad. That way you don't have to depict him
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:29, archived)
# This sounds like an epic game
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry] fuck yeah!
mohammed of honour ?

ha! remembered this:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:32, archived)
# There could be various jihad inspiring subgames based upon things he's actually done but "described out of context" .......
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:34, archived)
# context, shmontext
it's all bollocks
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:42, archived)
# They should eat some nice bacon sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:44, archived)
# i'm hungry now
and i have no bacon :(
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:53, archived)
# you can pretend
just wave your magical stick and like a true magical princess you'll have all the bacon you can eat!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 0:07, archived)
# Rude cat seems quite dapper too
is he wealthy? Does he rub his wealth obscenely in the faces of other less wealthy cats?

edit: Actually, I'd like to see this animated as a popular revenue generating youtube series.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:29, archived)
# he stole the jacket from a British Heart Foundation store
of course
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:35, archived)
# Rude cat knows how to shop like a smart customer
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:35, archived)
# why pay for something someone already gave away for free?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:38, archived)
# Because it's funny to overcharge people and say "it's charideeeeee so you have to GIVE US EVERYTHING"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:45, archived)
# CaC
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:40, archived)
# Not so.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 1:51, archived)
# That one is
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 2:10, archived)
# I await more evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 2:59, archived)
# Really well done!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 2:08, archived)
# rude cat iz rude
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 4:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I used to be able to play this with my eyes shut...
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:06, archived)
# Also, Parkanoid.
The interactive Fray Brentos game.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 1:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Tourettris?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:35, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:35, archived)
# Potty mouth! Potty Mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:44, archived)
# I like this too
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:46, archived)
# Shallowz...not...mad...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:50, archived)
# Might...be...though...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Good game, I recall

And a link to a painting because I can.
(Cretmeister, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:54, archived)
# I refer to the
other post by onerable mr meats but i stand by my link
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 21:45, archived)
# yu know bean that there is a fish meme goin' on an awl vat
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 21:46, archived)
# I cod do vis own mi' arn
bu mi pouur ol ligs wud cockles and pirs ... i... i... cant do it anymore *breaks down* send help he has me in a basement i hear a train on the half hour... ow ow stop no stop ow ow ow noooooo,,,,
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 21:50, archived)
# Do you feel better now?
(Cretmeister, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 21:54, archived)
# I've called the cops, man.
Remember me in your will.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:17, archived)
# Show me on the bear where he touched you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:09, archived)
# the painting, yours?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:12, archived)
# Yeah,
all the stuff on there is mine. The digital stuff is mine, too, but the photos used to make each one come from Morgue File.
(Cretmeister, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 7:12, archived)

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