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# pUnks NoT dEad
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(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 22:39, archived)
# Punk will NEVER die !
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 22:46, archived)
# YAY!
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 23:44, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 0:45, archived)
# …yet.
(, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 1:46, archived)
# Sadest thing about this advert is Lily Allens singing
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 22:19, archived)
# So glad I don't bother with telly.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 22:38, archived)
# What about jelly?
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 22:47, archived)
# Only Jello Biafra.
I don't wear wellies and am partial to liquorice.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 22:59, archived)
# I don't even own a tv.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 23:00, archived)
# is that why you peek in the neighbors windows?
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 23:18, archived)
# Dr Wtf
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 21:39, archived)
# Quite!
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 21:57, archived)
# DR VINCENT.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 21:58, archived)
# hahah, Matt Smith looks brilliant
great "talking through a burp" acting from David Tennant as always
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 22:08, archived)
# He's barking at the nervous guy.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 22:16, archived)
# Why didn't you photoshop Matt Smith?
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 22:21, archived)
# Distubing
and accurate. :)
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] SHITTY TABLETS!!!*

*May be a shitty phone.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 21:25, archived)
# FUCKING SHITTY TABLETS
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 21:32, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 21:40, archived)
# That's the one I used for
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 21:42, archived)
# I think it's an early RDLI HAKKIS, before his Yewtree period.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 21:49, archived)
# You mean
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 22:49, archived)
# Fake RDLI. No beard.
(, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 22:33, archived)
# When you have these buggers around, nights can be rather noisy
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 21:10, archived)
# Very nice
As always boss
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 21:40, archived)
# Oh nicely done.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 22:18, archived)
# Let us prey.
(, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 1:50, archived)
# WTF:D
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 19:06, archived)
# Fuck 'em until they pop.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 19:08, archived)
# They only re-spawn.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 19:35, archived)
# Fetch more water!
Gonna be a long night...
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 19:51, archived)
# where's the 'KaBoOm!!' and the cloud of 'SpUnK!!'???
...and you call this 'porn'?
I want my money back
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 19:53, archived)
# That rabbit's nethers are going to look like Fly Agaric by morning...
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 20:01, archived)
# Think of the psychological damage!
What a letdown.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 20:12, archived)
# 'letdown' -- LOLz
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 20:16, archived)
# coitus explodus
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Let me click that shit! *click* done :D
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 20:24, archived)
# Poor bunny, looks so sad afterwards
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 20:44, archived)
# Ahahahaha this is how psychosexual problems start.
Bursting a partner is always distressing.
Should have used the duct tape.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 22:36, archived)
#
LEAVE HOGIS ALONE!!
(, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 1:21, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 1:56, archived)
# :D
:(
(, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 3:07, archived)
# This is Mildred. She sends hugs.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:20, archived)
# Hello Mildred.
I want to ask about the curly bit of hair. Does it have some significance?
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:23, archived)
# It is sort of my tag.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:23, archived)
# Now I'll have to look for your small, curly hairs.
I never noticed them before.

Oh yes, so I see. You have quite a few of them in your pictures.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:28, archived)
# I get told off
when I forget them.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:31, archived)
# I like the belly button area detail.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:37, archived)
# I'm good at details.
Shit at the obvious.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:39, archived)
# haha! That rings of truth in myself as well
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:54, archived)
# CANDLES!
(, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 0:08, archived)
# hello, mildred
is your dress made of black duct tape? if so, is there nothing that stuff can't do?
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:25, archived)
# it can't make a souffle
I tried, it was horrible
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:26, archived)
# you are not souffle girl
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Mildred can carry anything off.
Cow.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:28, archived)
# what an utter bitch!
i'm wearing a maxi dress and i look like a broken umbrella :(
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:31, archived)
# hello Mildred
are you available on Wednesday afternoon for some "adult wrestling"
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:25, archived)
# She says
She is re-pointing the chimney Weds.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:32, archived)
# she can repoint my chimney any time



sorry
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:33, archived)
# I expect no less.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:35, archived)
# Hello Mildred
*orders duvet cover compatible print transfers*
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Hello TO,
You well? I'm still using your calendar to tell me when to go into work so can't say it is my fav decoration.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:38, archived)
# flatterer !!
Use it to show you when the weekend is andget another one for work
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:52, archived)
# Actually...
...it looks very much like Josefine Jonsson to me.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:38, archived)
# It was drawn from a photo
but I didn't note the name of the model.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:40, archived)
# It's very good anyway
Well done!
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:46, archived)
# Thank you
All my pics are drawings of someone. Even Picasso had models, although funny shaped ones.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:49, archived)
# never apologise for using reference
it took me years to realise what a fucking stupid idea it is to try and draw anything realistic entirely from memory
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:52, archived)
# A very quick Google yields this.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:46, archived)
# Yep. that was the pic.
But I like to think I put my stamp on it. I didn't ever claim otherwise.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:48, archived)
# Yours is certainly in your style.
A bit more Googling yielded http://shadowness.com/josefinejonsson/-2-5.
I thought Mildred's dress looked rubber.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:02, archived)
# I prefer sundae's the warmth in the colours definitely adds something
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:03, archived)
# Yes, it's good.
So I clicked I like this! accordingly. The background reminds me of the weather exhibition at Tate Modern that I didn't see.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:14, archived)
# That's the pic
The photo is actually a self portrait. She's a photographer, not a model, but occasionally does self portraits.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:05, archived)
# Well I apologise if I have offended
her or any of you. I just thought I'd draw a nice pic. :(
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:12, archived)
# Not at all!
No offence taken! I just thought it looked like Josefine & thought I'd namecheck her! It's a great picture - really impressive!
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Sorry if I sounded like I was complaining or anything.
I wasn't. nasalhair's comment just got me curious. I like your nice pic.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:20, archived)
# Me being paranoid.
If I do self portraits I get told I'm an ego maniac, if I do someone else I seem to get called on it. Can't seem to win.

Edit: But this B3ta, I didn't expect to!
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:25, archived)
# I'm not going to complain
My girlfriend had a dress like that. I tried it on once for shits and giggles. She just sighed and said my penis bulge ruined it.

No more cross-dressing for me then.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 2:02, archived)
# Please, please,
tell me there are no pictures of this.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:06, archived)
# and draw a nice pic you did! No apologies needed :D
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 20:43, archived)
# Rubber is an excellent medium to draw from
Easier than nekkids with flabby bits that don't look right, even if they are real.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:09, archived)
# Nice
Is this lady a Borrower? I'm pretty sure that's a headlamp from an out of focus red Lancia Delta behind her
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:35, archived)
# Hi Mildred :D
shesucks
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 19:04, archived)
# Thanks, Millie.
Needed that.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 19:08, archived)
# GO TO YOUR ROOM THIS VERY INSTANT.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 19:36, archived)
# This is brilliant...
and bonus reflection in the dress of an anime nurse on all fours !
(I wonder what Rorschach would make of me)
also... would... both :)
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 22:45, archived)
# I was going to say I'm buggered if I can see that
But that just invites comment. So I'll just say I can't see it.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 23:33, archived)
# This...
.

.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 23:50, archived)
# Only you, and possibly Moggy
would see something there.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 23:56, archived)
# I will see my analyst tomorrow !
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 23:59, archived)
# This'll your future!!
(, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 1:57, archived)
# \o/'
(, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 1:51, archived)
# We must not laugh to her!! She is serious!!
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 16:54, archived)
# FFS Get help dude.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 16:56, archived)
# But Wint is great!
Not a clue.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:02, archived)
# This'll your future!!
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:03, archived)
# too idiot
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Don't laugh to her
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:16, archived)
# This'll Your Life!
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:20, archived)
# mong brow?
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:26, archived)
# It works both ways.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:33, archived)
# Ah, the classic mong-brow/bow-tie combo. Mong-brows are COOL.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 22:04, archived)
# ^ThIs
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:27, archived)
# I don't know what's going on so here is a pic of a big arch under Sheffield
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Oh nice :D
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:10, archived)
# THAT is some arch :D
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Fake - no ring!
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:16, archived)
# Triffic as ever.
Light painted or flash, me owd?
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:14, archived)
# Big fucking torch
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 22:20, archived)
# I like your stuff. Even though the thought of your explorations fills me with the Fear.
(, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 22:31, archived)
# Your move.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:20, archived)
# OK your move :D
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:01, archived)
# I am completely lost.
Straight away, this game of tic-tac-toe has taken an unexpected and baffling turn.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:09, archived)
# Dick Stabbing and The Bleak Future.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 19:50, archived)
# That's what I thought.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 21:33, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 15:35, archived)
# I'm wondering if your account has been hacked
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 15:59, archived)
# ^this + hoping
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 16:12, archived)
# Just so we're clear
it's the spelling that offends me.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 16:58, archived)
# yes, i gathered that
PEOPLE! KNOW YOUR WEAR, WHERE AND WARE!
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:01, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:01, archived)
# I assumed
it was about warepuppies.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Not werepuppies which is the proper spelling of that particular homophone?
"This usage can be seen as a back-formation from werewolf (literally, "man-wolf"), as there is no equivalent wifewolf."
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:21, archived)
# Spend your puppy with pride?
Ware, as a verb, means to spend, according to a quick search.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:25, archived)
# That's interesting because spend as an intransitive verb means to ejaculate.
Getting close to figuring out the message here I think.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:31, archived)
# ______________________________________________________________________
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Err... Whut?
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Words cannot describe how unpleasant that was to shop...

need MrCanoehead's eye bleach system now :(
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 13:22, archived)
# Camel toe in space
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 13:34, archived)
# that there is a FIT old bird
I'm gonna have to go with 'would' here.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Noooooo.....
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 14:00, archived)
# :D
hey, I don't look any better in drag, so who am I to judge...
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 14:25, archived)
#

(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 15:13, archived)
# just about like THAT, LOL
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 15:27, archived)
# gummi fish nose! noooooo!
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 16:00, archived)
# do the shake and vac?
put the freshness back, Dave
: D
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 15:34, archived)
# I did a Google Image Search for "vagina dentata" with SafeSearch off.

I was going to do a "Vagina Dentyne" joke. No.
so cold, so cold...
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 12:55, archived)
# I aint falling for that
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Bingerly bing
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Clever. Also..........
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 11:53, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 11:57, archived)
# It's actually from a work by Francisco Tárrega....
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 12:09, archived)
# :) someone probably got paid millions to find just the right bit to use
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] The consequences of this vile act were felt for many decades afterwards

(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 10:20, archived)
# so that's where the term Photo Booth came from
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 10:22, archived)
# *SPANG!*
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Gaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:16, archived)
# is that a miffed mr Cameron in the middle?
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 12:34, archived)
# It certainly looks like it
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 9:35, archived)
# fone-a-blacksmith for a quick horseshoeing
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 9:46, archived)
#
I was just about say "but it wouldn't have been carphone ware...."

nicely
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 9:57, archived)
# "Turn Around When Possible"


Don't think I've posted on a Candle Day before.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 9:07, archived)
# turn around, bright eyes
eyeslorry
lorryvehicle of unknown denomination
denominationtype
cock

I need coffee
Happy massive candle day! Is that wurzel as in wurzeltod?
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 9:21, archived)
# Happy massive candle day old timer!
Your Rolf Harris wobble board may have decreased in value lately...
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 9:52, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 9:56, archived)
# Gosh, that's a lot of candles
You're gonna need a bigger cake! (And a fire extinguisher)
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 10:21, archived)
# Happy candles!
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 11:00, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 4:46, archived)
# gonna be a long day with the pooper scooper, v nice
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 4:50, archived)
# This is a rare and beautiful thing.
I'm doing my best impression Ghostwolf, but instead of 'did sick', it's 'did snot'.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 5:03, archived)
# This is beautiful.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 6:13, archived)
# Deesillustrations
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 8:02, archived)
# Cry havoc! And let slip the dogs of war...
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 8:37, archived)
# epically epic
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 9:22, archived)
# This is brilliant
I want it on my wall
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 9:57, archived)
# The Feltham Farm Show?
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 9:58, archived)
# so it's taken over a year and a half to complete?
...worth the wait!
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 10:24, archived)
# Very good.
But I shudder to image an 'Atomic' version of squirrels with tits!
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 11:06, archived)
# this is best in life
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 13:24, archived)
# you know, Pink Floyd never did any songs about any fucking cats!
jussayin ;)
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 14:27, archived)
# Best thing ever.
(, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 9:22, archived)
# #FUCKTHEDAY
(, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 23:51, archived)
#
this is ace
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 1:36, archived)
# Oh cool! It's a gif with TWO memes in it. Well done!
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 2:33, archived)
# These memes should be banned so we can get on with the rich variety of lol Star Wars posts
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 9:59, archived)
# ;D
(, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 23:06, archived)
# Dawww
(, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 23:17, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 23:19, archived)
# Naked baby Ewok?
(, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 23:37, archived)
# Fainting animals ftw.
{:-D
(, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 23:38, archived)
# Lovely.
:D
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 0:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Genius

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hahahaha hahahaha
Haha

Ha

H

Ffffggggg

Cough

Ugh

Blek
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] SELFIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 22:44, archived)
# no guts no glory
(, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 23:18, archived)
# LOL AIDS victims and the guy who bummed them.
(, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 23:36, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 23:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brilliant.
(, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 0:56, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 22:33, archived)
# Too soon, man
Too soon!
(, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 22:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10613509
Tribs told me 'Timing is everything.', but I didn't listen.
luvuman! o/' *hic*
(, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 23:03, archived)
# deck the towers with hulk looking jolly
trala la la laa...
(, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 22:36, archived)
# it iz quite festive
(, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 23:21, archived)
# hahahaha
IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!!!
(, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 22:40, archived)
# No, it's 9/11
(, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 22:40, archived)
# same thing
(, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 22:51, archived)
# fuck yeah
(, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 23:21, archived)
# ninelven never forgert
(, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 22:42, archived)
# NEFFAH!
(, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 23:21, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 22:59, archived)
# superbadbreath
(, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 23:22, archived)
# hulky christmas
(, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 23:22, archived)
# Too soon, man. :(
(, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 23:34, archived)

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