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# Obvious
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:13, archived)
# before Zod?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:22, archived)
# Hehe
Good one.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:30, archived)
# DARREN
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:31, archived)
# And like that he was gone.
Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. If you rat on your pop, Darren will get you. And nobody really ever believes.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:43, archived)
# a penitent man shall pass gas
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:37, archived)
# Yes?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:51, archived)
# *waves*
*smiles*
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:57, archived)
# Yes please
Can you get me a packet of crisps whilst you're there?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:03, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Yes sir!
*downs drink quickly and obediently*

Can I have some more please sir?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:11, archived)
# Woo!
*passes out*
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:15, archived)
# Sorry
Could not find a good pun.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:16, archived)
# NOW!


(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:39, archived)
# How to set a table for Christmas
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
:D


(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:02, archived)
# hahaha
Oh dear poor Nigella now being monstered. Hell hath no fury like a scorned Saatchi
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:02, archived)
# Yep.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:08, archived)
# It just had to be done. {:-D
I've adjusted my sexual fantasies accordingly.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:39, archived)
# needs more BOOBS
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 0:15, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 0:46, archived)
#

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 16:49, archived)
# cat spat fever
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 16:50, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 16:56, archived)
# nice :D
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 17:47, archived)
# my older brother used to tease me this way
he would eat Oreos® then pin me down and let the spit run out of his mouth over my face, then slurp it back up reight before it hit me.

...sometimes he would fail at slurping it back up :((
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 18:29, archived)
# So, your brother shared his biscuits with you and yet you seem to be complaining.
your brother shared his biscuits with you and yet you seem to be complaining.I just don't get you man.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 18:31, archived)
# Soggy ones, no less.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 18:43, archived)
# ...he always makes himself mouthwatering goodies, you know...

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 18:30, archived)
# Now that's a hat!
:D
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:29, archived)
# ...better?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:41, archived)
# Now that's a cat!
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:46, archived)
# Is the one in the larger hat Steven Seagal?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:49, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:40, archived)
# Ever see Myron Moose Funnies?
Myron Moose is an anthropomorphic bull moose with a sinus problem, leading to frequent mucus drips from his snout, which is a central point in several of his strips. comixjoint.com/myronmoose.html
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:28, archived)
# mucous is NEVER funny
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo!
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
Please accept my lame offering

Click for bigger (141 kb)

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 16:16, archived)
# muskets and roses
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 16:37, archived)
# Welcome to the
erm
Sonata number 5
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 17:32, archived)
# Bachslash
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:20, archived)
# Somebody wake up Hicks...

more or morerer*

*Warning - stupidly large.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 15:26, archived)
# Don't eat the brown acid.
How long do these take to render?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 15:34, archived)
# With 3 machines networked
About 2-3 hours :-)

And, you should only eat the brown acid with some Smuckers.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 15:48, archived)
# Woodstock!
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 17:40, archived)
# Yeah, but secreted from what?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 15:56, archived)
#
What do you mean, "*They* cut the power"? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 16:25, archived)
# yeah man, but it's a dry heat!
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 16:00, archived)
# What the hell are we supposed to use, man? Harsh language?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 16:26, archived)
# The Alhambra original draft
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 16:03, archived)
# *hearty applause*
:-)
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Knives, nukes, sharp sticks...
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 16:04, archived)
# Bright copper kettles and warm donkey dicks...
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favourite things
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 16:07, archived)
# *clicks "I Like This" *
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 16:10, archived)
# I clicked stupidly large and think I have blown up the Internets in Bloomsbury
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 16:07, archived)
# Ooops!
Sorry 'bout that :-)
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 16:11, archived)
# I did that too, I think I've used up South Wales' internet quota for the week.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 18:13, archived)
# If you do this his nose goes "beep"
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 16:26, archived)
# BZZZZZZTT!
:D
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Knitted or crotched?
Beautifully rendered piece.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 17:43, archived)
# Because bored
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 15:19, archived)
# So gonna to get caught.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 15:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 16:06, archived)
#

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 17:09, archived)
#

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 17:20, archived)
# HAHA FUCK!
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 0:13, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:46, archived)
# :D
Hallo spazzy!
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:38, archived)
# HaHaha
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 0:08, archived)
# HA! HA!
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 0:13, archived)
# Not many people know this:
Crack cocaine makes your face shrink.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 14:22, archived)
# That is some extreme shrinkage
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 14:24, archived)
# It's an optical illusion.
His face is normal size. His head inflates like a rage-powered balloon.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 14:58, archived)
# He sucked and snorted so hard, his face imploded
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 14:25, archived)
# handjobs for crack
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Where??!!!
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 14:44, archived)
# pedro's offering them
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 15:31, archived)
# crackhands for jobs
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 15:00, archived)
# :D

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 14:42, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 17:46, archived)
# :@ )
*glees*
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:25, archived)
# That's some factor of gnopsitude right there...
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 14:56, archived)
# Woah...
Maximum Gnops
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Or disappear altogether
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 15:27, archived)
# Errrmm yes
hahaha
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 15:53, archived)
# Helvetica scenario.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:08, archived)
# *TERRIFYING DELIA DERBYSHIRE-TYPE NOISES*
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:09, archived)
# woo for no faces!
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:16, archived)
# Feldman's Labyrinth
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 13:12, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 13:14, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 13:15, archived)
# ooh ta :)
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 13:18, archived)
# Ha! A great series.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Wow!
Don't fancy assembling that f'ker!
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:51, archived)
# .
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 13:28, archived)
# aww
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 13:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 18:52, archived)
# Last one.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 13:40, archived)
# I have a strange feeling,
that you've not even done anything with his chest :(
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 13:43, archived)
# As I still had the Pan's Labyrinth files open,
I did a chest-swap with the Pale Man.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 14:22, archived)
# I never knew Simon Weston had a band.
What with that and his grill business, he's quite the polymath...
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Its a death metal 4 piece,
called the 'burnt fingers'
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 14:27, archived)
# My Dying, Fried
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 14:29, archived)
# Presumably
specialising in face-melting guitar solos...
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 14:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 14:43, archived)
# And now a message from the Prime Minister...
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 12:47, archived)
# I can't see your picture. What's going on?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 12:48, archived)
# Damnit, those blocks are fast
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 12:50, archived)
# There's someone at the door...
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 12:50, archived)
# In truly dystopian future, YOU watch Big Brother...
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 12:48, archived)
# "Brave New World" is a credible future, but "1984" has a rather good Rick Wakeman concept album
Which is better? Only one way to find out... fiiiiiight!
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 12:52, archived)
# 1984 also has half a Bowie concept album.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 13:39, archived)
# ...and Trigger as a waiter! Making a face.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Rick Wakeman? Are you mad?!?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 13:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 12:28, archived)
# stuff a stick in it!
it's teh only way to survive!
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 12:32, archived)
# Ooh matron!

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Haha stop messin about
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 14:17, archived)
# my god
that is scary as
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:17, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 12:40, archived)
# DAD?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Get both feet in there...
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 13:04, archived)
# oh wow, fuck!
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 13:06, archived)
# Bandwagon?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:52, archived)
# (Just realised that's quite an old joke.)
This one makes Domo look so silly...

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 12:04, archived)
# Everyone knows it was Charlie Lipchan that started that fashion craze...

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 12:05, archived)
# Heheh
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 12:08, archived)
# .
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 12:19, archived)
# yikes, ha ha!
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 12:29, archived)
# He's saying "oo-err"
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 15:58, archived)
#

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:25, archived)
# OH MY
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:27, archived)
# SNEECH
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:31, archived)
# I've not been around the last 7 months, I replied to something you said in March
but your profile says you're only 4 months old, has their been some kind of weird wizardry going on with b3ta?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 12:05, archived)
# So gonna to get b&
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 12:37, archived)
#
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=84236 3 years, 5 months and 24 days
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=84237 4 months and 13 days
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=84238 3 years, 5 months and 24 days
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 12:54, archived)
# weird wizardry indeed
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 13:22, archived)
# YEAH THANKS MODS, I'VE JUST SEEN WHAT YOU DID THERE
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 14:12, archived)
# If you donated, they'd leave you alone.
they'd leave you alone.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 14:45, archived)
# YOUN ARE ALL NASTY BULLYS
LEAVING 7EVAR
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 14:51, archived)
# FEARWELL SWEAT PRINCE
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 15:15, archived)
# *phones websheriff*
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 15:18, archived)
# I AM INTERNETBULLY AND I WILL SMITE THEE!

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Sparks are ace.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:12, archived)
# Shuddering Christ!!
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:40, archived)
# AAAARGH!
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:42, archived)
# Phwoar
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:43, archived)
# is that a ring piece?
jesus christ. *goes back to /links*
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Haha! No.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 12:47, archived)
# whoa
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 14:23, archived)
# The yellow parts in his mouth are unsettling
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 15:31, archived)
# It's starting to remind me of David Gest.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I imagine he would have an app out
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:28, archived)
# hahahaha
I like this!
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:30, archived)
# Ta
took fucking ages, and Im not really sure it was worth it as it was funnier in my head.

Less so now...
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:31, archived)
# hehe :D
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:42, archived)
# Aaaand
now I want a curry
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Here's some dal eggs that I made
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:50, archived)
# yay!!
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:46, archived)
#
thanks for THAT earworm :(
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Ooooh… nicely done.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] And tonight on The Colbert Report, President John F Kennedy!
President John F Kennedy!

edit: turned foreground layer back on so they don't look totally crap
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 6:42, archived)
# I had a fun time
Stephen Colbert was very nice about the whole thing
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:14, archived)
# better than a hole in the head
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:46, archived)
# Harold Ramis is looking well
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:00, archived)
# I want to have Colbert's babies!!!
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 12:25, archived)
# Let's see em
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 4:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 4:53, archived)
# He's just reached flavour nirvana
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 5:08, archived)
# oh shit
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 5:12, archived)
# hooooooo, mygoddddd
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:17, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 5:10, archived)
# Serious underbite
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 5:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 5:12, archived)
# He actually looks better.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 13:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 5:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 6:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 6:43, archived)
# Shopped pics only, plz.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:37, archived)
# It actually helps this one!

(psst, it's that weird boy who turned into a weirder girl, Lauren Harries)
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:34, archived)
# Say "Aaaah"
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:41, archived)
# Would
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:37, archived)
# I fucking hate Bitstrips
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 2:22, archived)
# *completely fails to understand*
edit: I get it now, neat, g'night/morn. all.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 2:29, archived)
# Presumably you had to look up Bitstrips...
... because you're fortunate enough to not be surrounded by cretins continuously making 'hilarious comics' featuring cartoony (vague) likenesses of themselves?

It's Draw Something all over again, but without the need to do any actual drawing.

If so, I'm sorry to have made you aware of it. Your life was better before you knew about it.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 2:54, archived)
# actually draw something was (somewhat) fun
this is just shit
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 13:37, archived)
# Fnar fnar.
I hope you posted this on fb and offended people.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 2:30, archived)
# Yes.
Yes I did.

I encourage you to do the same.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 2:50, archived)
# ha ha
can we not have this as a image challenge?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 17:45, archived)
# practice with detail work in digital painting


Click for full size
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 1:13, archived)
# It's a skull
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 1:21, archived)
#
its a Kapala
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 1:25, archived)
# Isn't that an antelope?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 1:52, archived)
# It's a skull
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 2:26, archived)
# Sanskrit for skull.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 2:29, archived)
# Wow you're kidding
Photo-realistic morbid goodness!
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 1:27, archived)
#
thank you sir
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 1:35, archived)
# It is very good
But it really doesn't look at all like an antelope.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 1:53, archived)
# That's impressive attention to detail.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 1:48, archived)
# This ace!
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 9:14, archived)
# oooh very nice
very nice indeed. Is that all done with displacement maps?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:07, archived)
#
airbrush
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Very nice work
I actually made a REAL copper skull!
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:38, archived)
# Nicely :)
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:38, archived)
# This is shit.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 0:08, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 23:37, archived)
# Looks like he had too many brussels sprouts
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 23:55, archived)
#
had snorted
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 1:49, archived)
# 'Tis the Season
(, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 23:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 0:53, archived)
# handjobs for crack
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 0:57, archived)
# where'e the queue?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 0:58, archived)
# are you supplying the crack or the handjobs?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 2:32, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 2:41, archived)
# oh dear, I didn't think this through, did I?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 9:55, archived)

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