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[challenge entry] Should definitely be an offence.........
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(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] The name's Bod...
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 17:05, archived)
# Brilliant !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 17:07, archived)
# This post was awarded a "Yes" by the influential Boris Committee.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Dec 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Looks more like Oddjob.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 18:20, archived)
# Handy with his hat, he was.
he was.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Dec 2013, 18:26, archived)
# Good shot, old boy!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 18:53, archived)
#
(1.618..., Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:06, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:09, archived)
# Happy Christmas y'all.
(Afraid I couldn't get a decent looking gif at under 1mb, so...)

A Christmas Carol

Episode VI: Return of the Altruist...

That face you make… look I so old to your eyes?

No! No, of course not.

When 1843 years old you reach, look as good you will not.

Master Christmas! You can't die!

Strong am I with Yuletide cheer, but not that strong.

Boxing Day is upon me, and soon New Year must fall…

But I've come back to complete my training!

No. Already know you, that which you need.

Then… I am a changed man…

Heh heh, not yet. One thing remains.

You must confront the future. Only then, a changed man will you be.

Be… the other… Eben… ee… zer…

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I can't do it. I can't go on alone.

The Spirit of Christmas will always be with you…

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(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 16:26, archived)
# It's a yes from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Dec 2013, 16:28, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Anna sez Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 16:48, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 17:17, archived)
# I'd just like to say at this point the the muppets are fucking shit and any adult that likes them really is some sort if regressive autist idiot
Hope this helps
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 17:57, archived)
# Alright Beaker.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Dec 2013, 18:17, archived)
# what's a beaker?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:25, archived)
# "Use The Forcemeat, Ebenezer!"
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry] I hope jokes are still better than execution....
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(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 16:03, archived)
# execution's a doddle
much like crucifixion
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 16:20, archived)
# Yes but for crucifixion you have to get cross first !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 16:23, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 16:37, archived)
# i don't geddit
Is it gaytime?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 16:42, archived)
# Filename ?
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 16:48, archived)
# can't on my phone
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 17:09, archived)
# By the power of Gayskull!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Dec 2013, 17:29, archived)
# Sunday Stroll
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Never mind, soon Indy will tire and then he'll be crushed underneath
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 15:25, archived)
# "Top o' the world, Ma!..."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 15:28, archived)
#
Visually similar image
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 15:31, archived)
# ha ha, perfect
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Dec 2013, 16:24, archived)
# Proof that humans are an aberrant specie.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 17:00, archived)
# We all know conservatism makes the world go 'round.
/the wrong way.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Pre-beer post :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 14:40, archived)
# are you looking at my bard?
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 14:42, archived)
# i see your sig
and i agree with it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Is this some sort of yiffing, but with scales?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Dec 2013, 16:25, archived)
# is that the one where he kills a whirligig with a cart?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 14:48, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 22:23, archived)
# Giovanni McClane?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 15:04, archived)
# Nice....
A big old Bard !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 15:07, archived)
# Katy Perry is all of teh sexeh
Click for uncropped full res OMFG (292 kb)

Click for uncropped full res OMFG (292 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 13:49, archived)
# i disagree quite strongly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Christ man!
Don't use five-fold symmetry or you'll summon her!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Dec 2013, 16:39, archived)
# Not eligible for compo: more than one letter.

But it was lodged in my head and I had to get it out.
EDIT: My second FP ever! What a lovely Saturnalia present! Deity bless us, every one!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 12:31, archived)
# i like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 12:34, archived)
# This is great !
(I would compo it too since nobody cares about rules here and it is way better than some of the other entries that don't qualify !)
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 12:53, archived)
# my god, man! ...you are just itching to get banned ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 13:14, archived)
# But it is true......... and you know it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 13:24, archived)
# The first casualty of bar is truth.
h/s/i should compo it! :@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 14:09, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Dec 2013, 16:38, archived)
# "Nobody cares about rules"? But if we all ignored the rules, we'd have anarchy!
wait a minute . . .
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 13:59, archived)
# So compo it - be a rebel !
I hear the naughty step is nice this time of year !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 14:07, archived)
# I was making a serious point though...
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This is funny, original and well executed - so what if it is just outside the guidelines.
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From what I have seen lately b3ta should be encouraging people as it needs all the members it can get.
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It just seems to me that there are far too many people that are very quick to criticise.
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/rant over
/Merry Xmas
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(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 14:17, archived)
# ^ I'm with her.
More of the funny, although also less of the preciousness that seems to overrun parts of this place. The rot set in with people's acceptance of those fucking 'vag creams.'

/awaits banhammer for dissent
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Dec 2013, 16:24, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Dec 2013, 16:26, archived)
# W for Woo!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Sun 22 Dec 2013, 18:57, archived)
# Shouldnt that be an n?
n is for intersect, u is for union right?
(MagicMoose, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:00, archived)
# Correct. U = Union. ∩ = intersection.
Fat chance ∩ will render as a serifless n but whatevs. But if Anonymous is anti-capitalist they are probably pro-union.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 22:08, archived)
# this is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Awesome
You clever cunt
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:27, archived)
# every now and again
this place is pure gold.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 23:00, archived)
#


And an underground photomograph for sundays

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 12:05, archived)
# But how did it smell?
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 22 Dec 2013, 12:06, archived)
# Vanilla
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 12:09, archived)
# with its nose
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 15:10, archived)
# By inhaling through it's arse.
I mean seriously, spending that long in sewers, would you want to smell the air?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Dec 2013, 16:27, archived)
# I always like to see these they are fascinating.......
Also are you a womble ?
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 12:57, archived)
# Morlock
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 13:30, archived)
# something about
the pritt stick packaging graphics made me want to photobomb him into this
(I_am_B, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 11:07, archived)
# Looks like he's hit the 'roids so hard
that if you turn his knob, it'll only be very small.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Dec 2013, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Maxi Driver?

RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 11:00, archived)
# A deRIS to explain what the Austin Maxi is/was?
Bloody hell I feel old now :-(
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Didn't think many would remember/know it
welcome to the feeling old club :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 14:13, archived)
#
(javpanda, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 10:02, archived)
# is that H from steps?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 10:23, archived)
# Merry Christmas Mongy xxxx
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 10:39, archived)
# mry chrms x
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 12:01, archived)
# Yeah he's a nonce
but he lacks the comedy factor of Gary Glitter or Jimmy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Sun 22 Dec 2013, 3:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 7:27, archived)
# I'm not sure if this is intentional
b3ta.com/board/11040263

At least yours is Christmassy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 8:02, archived)
# it uses c@bbage's original, so I would guess so
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 8:19, archived)
# Here are your scores from the judges:

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 8:26, archived)
# needs more fuck
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 9:09, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 9:15, archived)
# I'm sure c@bbage would't mind...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 14:09, archived)
# winner!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 22 Dec 2013, 11:34, archived)
# He's been at it for some time
(geoffrey, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 1:25, archived)
# Put your hands up for Detroit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 7:27, archived)
# New evidence emerges regarding true cause of the credit crunch


(geoffrey, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 1:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Dec 2013, 1:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 1:17, archived)
#
My first attempts at using photoshop have basically involved spending a few hours blacking up people's arms.

That's bad isn't it?
(geoffrey, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 1:27, archived)
# Not really,
googling tubgirl and prolapse will have your reaching for the B3ta Mind Bleach[tm], that's bad.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Dec 2013, 3:17, archived)
# WHERE IS IT?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 0:27, archived)
# I got your fucking cement, right here
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 0:31, archived)
# Cement...
not cumcrete...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 1:40, archived)
# Jesus, even the president hasn't got his cement, those retards!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and shit
(Dead Pixels See you then, if not before., Sat 21 Dec 2013, 23:24, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 22:50, archived)
# Set phasers to BUM!!
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 23:01, archived)
# Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 23:02, archived)
# BUTTOCKS! :D
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 23:09, archived)
# POW!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 23:41, archived)
# wey hey!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh I just saw it says "Take a well known phrase or saying" but I did this already..
I should have read it closer.. sod it, I'm off for a wank
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 22:27, archived)
# Enjoy your pud-pulling..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Cameron.......
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(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 21:54, archived)
# Not Ork?
psst I think it's spelt Orc.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Dec 2013, 22:18, archived)

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