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[challenge entry] Ah well...
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Fly disco ftw :)
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 16:04, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 10:27, archived)
# Such a tastefully creative and flamboyant man
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Top chef - who will be Top Bun
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 9:16, archived)
# Tres bun !!
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 9:49, archived)
# [le golf clap]
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 12:14, archived)
# so anyone read the news lately?
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 5:03, archived)
# STAND YOUR GROUND LADY
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 6:26, archived)
# Selective editing
The witness, Florida forensic technologist Amy Siewert, later pulled the trigger on the gun and told the court the muzzle of the gun was touching Martin's sweatshirt at the time the trigger was pulled.

Siewert pulled the trigger several times on Zimmerman.
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 6:44, archived)
# Look out, she's got no chin!
Also: gun
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 8:48, archived)
# No what has happened?
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 9:11, archived)
# Doctors in the house.......
long time no see - hows it going?
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 12:11, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 4:36, archived)
# uh oh speheghti o
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 4:38, archived)
# Uh-oh!
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 4:42, archived)
# the speghetti o said bad crap on line and it also was a dick sucker
go figure, right?
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 5:00, archived)
# Man it didn't say anything about any of this in the spaghetti-o ad.
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 6:25, archived)
# Oh yeah!
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 16:06, archived)
# Doctor, you sexy sexy laydee!
Good to see you again.
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 4:41, archived)
# Hold on a second
this is SICK FILTH
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 4:42, archived)
# koala kare has big boobs in this pic
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 4:59, archived)
# AUSTRALIA.
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 9:10, archived)
# we're standing in it!
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 12:40, archived)
# Nip Naps
Damnit, how could I miss this? How could I sleep?
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 17:20, archived)
# This can't be real!
(, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Sing-a-long: So here it is...
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 0:57, archived)
# CUPPASOUP
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 1:10, archived)
# Jessica's seen better days
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 1:15, archived)
# MONSTATRUCK GLAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 2:13, archived)
# Ha, I'd definitely watch that
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 7:45, archived)
# It's a small gold mime.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:57, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 22:04, archived)
# blacker than a coal miner's arse
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 22:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 23:10, archived)
#

(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:41, archived)
# god damme
spotify:track:4tDkfQ2nSnU0a2yoLytNTt (Train Time by Artie Kane)

spotify:track:12bfIVTvjf0MTeVxmov31X (One Vision - Live, Wembley Stadium, July 1986 by Queen)
spotify:track:1JcwHjETNNbUH0yfrc9w9n (Power Core by Power Glove)
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:43, archived)
# Van Damme's van jammed in a dam.
As it was foretold.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:45, archived)
# i made a punpic.
it's not a fuckin' picnic, kids, it's different.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:51, archived)
# jean claude van damme shows how to make patty cakes on the kitchen work surface whilst electricity is rampant below
don't try this at gnome.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 0:43, archived)
# DID I WIN THE HOLIDAY STRANGLEWANK GUESS-OFF?
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 22:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 22:09, archived)
# DID SICK
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 22:12, archived)
# HURFFF!
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 22:33, archived)
# Fucknuts
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 0:55, archived)
# That chicken picked a rubbish hiding place.
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 0:56, archived)
# Rubber chicken?
I'd rather not.
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 1:45, archived)
# Boing :D
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 16:03, archived)
# So yeah
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 20:47, archived)
# STAR WOZ!

P.S. Jolly fine, Sir.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 20:55, archived)
# fuckfingers
fuck jedis
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:44, archived)
# taste the downstairs danish!
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:55, archived)
# Good fuck!
Fine japes.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 23:26, archived)
# take him to the levi and fuck him gud.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:04, archived)
# Smooth revolution.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I have a P please Bob, there seems to be one missing...
there seems to be one missing...
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 18:47, archived)
# Groin culture ftw :D
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 19:10, archived)
# So why haven't the BBC been attacked for blatant homophobia yet then?
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 19:15, archived)
# nice night for a wahlk

spotify:track:2sCpvA3qDcj7skJ6cXzjlC (Carrera Rapida (Theme From Rapid Racer) by Apollo 440)
spotify:track:0xCs7SjrNOVRnEI6bsHn5O (Right Of Way by Ferry Corsten)
spotify:track:5s2vaMBBk4kUgVrLKkNWAu (Koochy - 12" Version by Armand Van Helden)

spotify:track:1JcwHjETNNbUH0yfrc9w9n (Power Core by Power Glove)
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 19:29, archived)
#


(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:03, archived)
# this is grade pluS+ fuck
spotify:track:4xKSVV3RjBs9vPyrHpuslU (U Don't Know Me by Armand Van Helden)
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:22, archived)
# this is good

spotify:track:1JcwHjETNNbUH0yfrc9w9n (Power Core by Power Glove)
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:25, archived)
# this is fucked
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:41, archived)
# even more fucked
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:56, archived)
# there's still time for fuck
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:58, archived)
# Dastardly blackguards.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:16, archived)
# Merrick Wristmas, Everyone
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 17:32, archived)
# *fetches magnifying glass*
*stares*
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 17:37, archived)
# Merrick Massiveness to you too
welcome new person
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 17:37, archived)
# i shall place that on my mantelpiece
on the fucking moon.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 17:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 17:44, archived)
#
haha excellent
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 19:49, archived)
# FP THI ...
oh, wait
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 17:45, archived)
#
You've all... been... shhho terribly kind...
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 17:56, archived)
# OY! TRUNKY! NO!
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 18:20, archived)
#
I am not an elephant! I am not an animal! I am a picture! I am a fucking massive picture!
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 18:29, archived)
#
<condescending> Hello Gibbonade, welcome to b3ta. As you may have gathered from the above replies, some of us folk prefer board images at a sensible size where possible - generally speaking 400 pixels wide is a good target. If you did fancy sorting this one out, we'll shout at you less if you edit your original post, rather than deleting this whole thread and posting a new one. </condescending>
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 18:47, archived)
# Such kissable wrists.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:17, archived)
# required sport news editage
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 17:26, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 17:49, archived)
# Sale!
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] The shop we've been waiting for
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:41, archived)
# they'll be massively overpriced, though
seriously, Β£15 for an umbrella? fuck off, boots!
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] This must have been done to death...
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:37, archived)
# subtle. i like it.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:39, archived)
# You like subtle wanking ?
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:10, archived)
# We three pixels of Orient are
;)

(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:42, archived)
# (=
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 17:47, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:45, archived)
# Yeah, bindun. In 2008, so you're forgiven.
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 12:36, archived)
# no reason...
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:05, archived)
# i wouldn't trust 'em
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:09, archived)
# you must be thinking of a whole 'nother vegetable
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:56, archived)
# nope
those things almost blew a hole in my colon.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:58, archived)
# maybe those ^ up there, but I only eat green-eyed sprouts
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:59, archived)
# anything with green eyes is gorgeous
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:02, archived)
# *blushes*
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:05, archived)
# i was talking about me!
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:06, archived)
# :D
ok, well, mine are also green, but they are getting a bit grey/bluer as i get older
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:08, archived)
# mine were pale blue
just like the rest of the family, until about 15 years ago. then they went hazelly coloured, now they're green. i always wanted green eyes! :D
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:10, archived)
# It's not just gangrene then?
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 17:23, archived)
# nah, that was my grandma's legs
it's nerve damage, same way david bowie's eye changed colour, except without the stabby aspect
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 17:24, archived)
# No reason required.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:15, archived)
# I'm glad.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 17:23, archived)
# Damn sprouts, coming over from Brussels and taking our jobs.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:25, archived)
# Why does everyone keep going on about sprouts?
They're not sprouts. They don't look nuffin like sprouts!
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 17:24, archived)
# I knew it!
but was too embarrassed as a vegetarian to admit I didn't know what they were (my money was on a relative of artichokes) I must try kohlrabi some time :)
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 17:36, archived)
# good job, keep them amputee martians where we can see 'em
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:33, archived)
# *hides eludium Q-36 explosive space modulator*
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:35, archived)
#
O_o
 
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:37, archived)
# what a strange woman
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:40, archived)
# Some old mates of mine used to do house renovations
and in one house they found a vibro under the bed along with a note that someone had written to it.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:54, archived)
# What, a love letter?
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Here's the thing Drimble
I asked them what it said, and they couldn't remember, and I felt really let down. If it was me telling the story, I'd have at least made up something funny.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Such nice boys, staying behind in their own time to clean up after the prom
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:49, archived)
# this poses a question
but i'm fucked if i know what it is
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:51, archived)
# "Too soon?"
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:52, archived)
# i just don't know what it's about
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:56, archived)
# It's the two shooters from the Columbine massacre.
This photo is a still from the security camera footage taken during the shootings.
As featured in this highly amusing image created by established forum member mofaha
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:59, archived)
# ah, right
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:56, archived)
# i think not
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:57, archived)
# i got your 'Mr Muscle' right here, bub
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:58, archived)
# I can't fap to this
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:05, archived)
# sorry, wrong pic, LOL
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:07, archived)
# New guidelines state three japs eyes per knob
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:11, archived)
# stop squeezing those hot dogs!
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:15, archived)
# No, the correct answer is "Cillit Completely Obliterate The Surface Of Anything It Touches"
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:58, archived)
# It's called Easy Off Bam over here.

Ok, that sounds like a lie, so...
www.dionnegalace.com/images/easyoff_bam.jpg
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:59, archived)
# don't lie to these rednecks
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:20, archived)
# I got burnt in france :(
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:34, archived)
# i saw someone's underpance
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:46, archived)
# it's good for unpurpling the shower
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:08, archived)
# oh my, ARF!
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:57, archived)
# sprouts never hurt nobody
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:56, archived)
# Looks like a brassica massacre.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Wish I'd thought of that!
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Ironically, she was the only one who had to be colourized.
she was the only one who had to be colourized.
Mouseover for deRIS if necessary.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] NWOT
So I'll just slip it in here.



Click for bigger (142 kb)
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] And this...
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:20, archived)
# Hardly had to change a thing!
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 11:10, archived)
# Niicely :)
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 13:35, archived)
# ^ binocular praise
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 14:16, archived)
# i thought that was a H at first
and that you'd made him a hologram
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 14:40, archived)
# You don't want to know how they make flat panels.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 10:45, archived)
# Haha, these are all great
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 10:55, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 11:00, archived)
# Eh-Oh!
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 11:18, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 11:21, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 11:48, archived)
# =)
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 12:23, archived)
# CUSTARD!

(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 13:03, archived)
# CUSTARD!

(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 13:03, archived)
# CUSTARD!

(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 13:04, archived)
# CUSTARD!

(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 13:04, archived)
# Woo :D
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 13:07, archived)
# Haha!
Fucking hell
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 18:40, archived)
# Tubby Inc.
Because you deserve it. And so do they.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:58, archived)
# http://beardcomplex.tumblr.com
is just perfect.
(, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 2:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha


Done in paint.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 2:35, archived)
# Sadly,
I can't find former gayshifter postbear's detailed description of butter insertion.

Here, this is the best I could do
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 2:41, archived)
# I remember Postbear.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 2:53, archived)
# He's forgotten us.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 2:55, archived)
# At this time of day I've forgotten me too.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 3:04, archived)
# I think his foot died or something…(?)
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 3:06, archived)
# Metal knees.
Last thing I heard from him was a gaz to the effect that he wasn't in the mood to hang around with a bunch of cheery idiots any more when he was in so much pain and so unhappy.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 3:14, archived)
# Aww…I miss him!…:(
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 3:15, archived)
# Doesn't stop me.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 3:35, archived)
# For a second I thought you meant this:
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 3:04, archived)
# I know what that is :)
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 3:17, archived)
# try this
www.flickr.com/photos/postbear/

last i heard of him :(
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 11:20, archived)
# k
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 2:53, archived)
# I think you mean, "hahaha"
right?
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 2:54, archived)
# That never occurred to me.
So the answer is…'No."
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 2:57, archived)
# I'd take another look if I were you.
I think you'll find it's hahahilarious
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 3:00, archived)
# Once was enough…*sips scotch with eyes half closed*
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 3:03, archived)
# Good WIRE track
'goes for beer'
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 3:05, archived)
# Sheesh, four out of five?
What's that fifth butter user thinking!
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 3:51, archived)
# She's thinking it tastes BETTER than butter!
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 3:53, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 4:31, archived)
# It's the added goodness of the extra ball that does it!
Brill as always
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 9:15, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 9:25, archived)
# Mmm with added pubes
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 10:16, archived)
# And here I thought nob butter came in the handy pump dispenser....
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 19:04, archived)

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