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[challenge entry] Before my time. It was a film title.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:01, archived)
# Best biscuits !
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:03, archived)
# Wait for it ...
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:06, archived)
# Akshally it's pronounced 'bor-bonn'
David at school told me and he's on the football team and once saw Debbie's boobs
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:03, archived)
# Always thought he looked like a malevolent goblin.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Sweet.....
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(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 19:53, archived)
# euww
that looks , well, has it been on the floor?
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 19:54, archived)
# Clungeball
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:14, archived)
# Sweet!
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] shot from the cook depository
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 19:38, archived)
# hahaha superb
don't worry, but it's sometimes seen as bad manners to post a new thread straight after your last one.
If you've got loads to post and can't wait for someone else to post, you can always post them as replies to your first thread.
That said, if it's really quiet, just go for it :)
/weird b3ta etiquette

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 19:41, archived)
# fangs
for the warm welcome everyone, etiquette tips gratefully received, I'll be sure to space future offerings more generously to prevent indigestion.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:12, archived)
# oh we like to shovel down the images, don't slow down if you've got plenty of ideas
Just post as a reply to the first image in your thread and hit the "full screen" button that you should see, that will give you the usual image challenge posting options.
Alternatively post as a normal reply and then use the Edit button on it afterwards. That will give you the same options.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:27, archived)
# I also thought it was also b3ta etiquette to great new persons with "pull up a chair and shop a kitten etc"
The etiquette police are obviously slacking off!
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:11, archived)
# Full Screen button?
I am not aware of such magics?
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 1:07, archived)
# Haha...
Was this part of a trilogy (box meal)
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 19:43, archived)
# Good job new person
and welcome!
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:07, archived)
# Welcome
pull up a chair and show us your tits
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:15, archived)
# straight to the point
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:14, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:38, archived)
# Wotcha, Cock.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 0:23, archived)
# hahahah
nice one :-) This compo could run for another week with such good stuff still coming
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 1:08, archived)
[challenge entry] as long as you're not antipasta...
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 19:17, archived)
# I read that as 'Pastor'
Thats a whole different film.

Also, have a woo - pretty good first try, but no CDC in sight.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 19:20, archived)
# Omar Serif
damned elaborate ligatures, cheers for the wooing my fp, my shopping is pretty lazy huh...
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 19:33, archived)
# pasteur?
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 19:35, archived)
# hello new person, welcome aboard
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 18:56, archived)
# Sie können nicht ein Bistokind scherzen
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 19:20, archived)
# Das Boot ist eine Sauciere!
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 19:38, archived)
# Oui Monsieur
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:11, archived)
# Forrin. You're doing it wrong.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 18:25, archived)
# my son loves those pasta beefed chunks from Hobriel Supamarts





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Best Jigga Spin-Off?






spotify:track:0IYlWIpSsxobpYlFz38VbJ (Voodoo People by The Prodigy)
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 18:30, archived)
# \o/ 100% voting score
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:17, archived)
# Haha
Glad it is uncut... cutting it is bad luck you know!
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 18:31, archived)
# The winner is first pasta finish line
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 19:06, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 19:32, archived)
# I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmmm.... bacon.......
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(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:22, archived)
# No Way!
That's Shirley off Eastenders!
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:44, archived)
# As also featured in "Star Wars V : The Empire Streaks Bacon"
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] mmm... tea
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 18:18, archived)
# Quality
The pose is perfect!

Now replace the bowling ball in the right hand with two lumps of sugar
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 18:46, archived)
# bacon flaps
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 19:13, archived)
# Don't trust Blockbusters
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:04, archived)
# look at the size of his taint!
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:33, archived)
#

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:23, archived)
# Nice work :D
Took a mo' to sink in!
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:50, archived)
# Haha! Thanks
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:00, archived)
# Looks like Brian Cox there.
The actor, not the smug physics cunt.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:52, archived)
# ^this^
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:03, archived)
# Looks like my Father-In-law and VERY similar name
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:11, archived)
# Passive smoking can cause irritation of the mood.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] bizarre feeling Im on my own with this....


(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:04, archived)
# :)

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:06, archived)
#
transporter?
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:07, archived)
# That's the fella!
:D
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:08, archived)
# Corellian Transporter Falcon thang.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:47, archived)
# seen that one before
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:11, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I got it.
Actually both these would do for invisible animals if it wins.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:10, archived)
#
ha ha
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:12, archived)
# Crivens! If it melts your eyes pull me a pint!!
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:48, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:24, archived)
# haha
I never bought a refill for those things
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:00, archived)
# come back Pez ya bastard!
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:34, archived)
# Wuf!
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:53, archived)
# Gandalf the Grrrrr
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:55, archived)
# Mummy, what's Santa doing?
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:07, archived)
# scoot race!
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:59, archived)
# this has given me so much joy over the past couple of years, you wouldn't believe!
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:35, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 18:07, archived)
# ^this^
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:33, archived)
# hahahaha, Grrrreat!
GANDAFGAN
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:15, archived)
#

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:28, archived)
# ace
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:32, archived)
# Roar!!! :)

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:33, archived)
# :D

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:35, archived)
# Hahahah
:D
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:58, archived)
# I can't believe there hasn't been a Chump Manbear pic yet.
Letting yourselves down, /board.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:42, archived)
# :D

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:50, archived)
# Better.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:08, archived)
#

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 18:19, archived)
# two memes for the price of one
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 18:55, archived)
# Lovely.
Think it could make for a good challenge, too: b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post2187287
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:47, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:51, archived)
# The inside of his mouth reminds me of a girl I once knew.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:52, archived)
# A Grrrrrl?
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:54, archived)
# say ahh
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:53, archived)
# Very Nice
Bungle's turned!
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:58, archived)
# Not all that funny...

BeardComplex


...but sort of true.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 13:28, archived)
# *click*
Brilliant
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 13:33, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 13:41, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:00, archived)
# Haha! Great.
And very funny
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:16, archived)
# I'd love to invite that couple to a dinner party.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:51, archived)
# the dude in the 3rd frame reminds me of lyle lovett and stewart lees lovechild
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:43, archived)
# I now realise
that I drew Michael Macintyre completely by mistake.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:59, archived)
# Easily done :D
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 18:01, archived)
# More of your excellent work I see.
I spent most of yesterday pressing the 'older' button on your website, but it loops round in some sort of warped space-time continuum thing!
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun I expect but have mine anyway !
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(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmm...
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:18, archived)
# ARE BBC HAVING A JOKE?
ARE BBC HAVING A JOKE?
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:29, archived)
# I like it !
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:51, archived)
# i'm really very very sorry
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:08, archived)
# :D

I feel sick now
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:33, archived)
# NO, NO, NO!!!
I tell you, you are seriously sick doing that!
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:36, archived)
# Sorry just realised it's lunchtime
Bon appetit!
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:41, archived)
# Thank you
I've just done a bit of sick in my mouth
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 13:06, archived)
# uh oh, her Stoma's hanging out
please note ***Do Not Google images search the word Stoma***


seriously, you won't thanks me
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:38, archived)
# Bleeeuuuurgh.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 13:39, archived)
# siamesecock
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 13:50, archived)
# OH - blimey :/
look like the Malibu softball team the way that they are clutching their bats...
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:35, archived)
# It's harder than it looks...

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:55, archived)
# ha ha -- well done sah!
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 13:48, archived)
# haha that joke'sa grower :D
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:39, archived)
# I've been waiting for the Steps reunion for ages
since I found out that 'H' is not a) dead and b) that paedo
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 13:39, archived)
# some right old
knee tremblers
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:38, archived)
# i think this is grand
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Shlerp...
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:37, archived)
# one day
i'll learn how to make them still pictures do that moving trickery.
one day, you'll all see!
mwa-ha-ha-ha!

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:46, archived)
# hahaha
for a minute there, I thought she had a fecked up left hand
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] jump willy jump!
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:31, archived)
# 10 minutes later it was harpooned by a Japanese Cheesing ship, sliced and spread over 10,000 crackers
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:32, archived)
# and that's how we get brie today.
i love toast's history lessons.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:34, archived)
# *craving cheese*
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:33, archived)
# Now that's what I call posh knob-cheese
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:39, archived)
# ya get what ya pay for...
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:44, archived)
# Hahahah
Sorry for the post on top AND the same film! :)
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:48, archived)
# it's alright
safety in numbers and all that.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:49, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Confectionery Weapons - Bonbon bazookas, fizzy pop water canons, brutal sweets (suggested by Mictoboy)
Zero Gravity - jokes in space, photoshops of weightless things, or how about some clever photography?! (suggested by HappyToast)
Misunderstandings - "Nurse, I said prick his boil..." Vintage seaside postcard humour. Puerile. (suggested by Jabberwoc)
Invisible animals - what it says (suggested by Mictoboy)






Vote now, challenge starts tomorrow morning
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:03, archived)
# I'll be happy with any of these
so maybe I shouldn't have voted, I've skewed it unnecessarily now
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:06, archived)
# Vote 100 more times to make up for it.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:10, archived)
# that's what I do
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 11:11, archived)
# Peurile?
Peurile? Really?

Also, Invisible animals, because I'm intrigued.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:14, archived)
# oops, copied and pasted from the original text ;)
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:16, archived)
# Cristmas is riuned!
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:18, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:27, archived)
# I am so VERY ashamed. HappyToast, you are a MASSIVE grass.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:01, archived)
# I voted zero gravity
not that my opinion carries much weight
*runs
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:16, archived)
# nice ;)
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:20, archived)
# So you're a floating voter?
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 13:06, archived)
# Or voting floater?
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:03, archived)
# The current compo is so good, i dont want it to change!
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:48, archived)
# 16 pages = pretty good
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 11:52, archived)
# yeah - its still got some decent mileage.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:07, archived)
# it probably won't
we're still running Background Jokes, Christmas Car Defacing, Lost Consonants and Make a Monster
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 1:29, archived)
# Invisible Animals please.
It could either be amazing or die on its arse.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:54, archived)
# I'm just concerned it'll be a week of these and empty zoo cages
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 11:16, archived)
# or these


zero gravity gets my vote
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 11:26, archived)
# pfft :)
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 11:33, archived)
# That is so good....
I hope someone with skillz animates it soon into an FP Winnar !!
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:03, archived)
# Okay












Sorry for the slow response that took ages.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:36, archived)
# I'll get mine in early then

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 13:14, archived)
# Pearoast pre-post
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:50, archived)
# *votes*
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 18:54, archived)
# *write-in votes for 'things that don't have penises but should'*
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 11:07, archived)

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