
The bloody "upload" button refuses to work with the latest iteration of Firefox.
Same thing on B3tard.
All is lost.
Build ark.
Store animals.
Get lubed up.
etc.
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:57,
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Same thing on B3tard.
All is lost.
Build ark.
Store animals.
Get lubed up.
etc.

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When some arsehat from over there came over here and didn't post one though.
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 22:25,
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b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/
also b3tards isn't rob's site. i think instead you should update or change your browser instead of whingeing on here
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 19:03,
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also b3tards isn't rob's site. i think instead you should update or change your browser instead of whingeing on here

And in any case Rob's far too cool to be spending his time round here these days.
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 19:07,
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..or whatever it is he calls his favourite sheep :-)
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 19:13,
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 19:22,
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Maybe it's just having a fit like it occasionally does.
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 19:17,
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:43,
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Is the original lyric, for the benefit and education of younger members.
heh heh, members.
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 19:04,
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heh heh, members.

"Chuck a Tea Towel"
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 19:37,
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Why shouldn't these guys?
*Only on holy days.
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 19:15,
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*Only on holy days.

tikka a chance tikka a chance on me
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:36,
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:20,
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my long shadowed friend…?
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 16:03,
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actually I think mid-end-naughties saw a return of the bulge with the slim fit nudie jeans, but of course that was just stylish and not at all laughable in retrospect in any shape or form
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 19:23,
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It all comes out the same hole..

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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:48,
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Gravy, chocolate and Custard is never gonna go
So I'm out. ;)
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:42,
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So I'm out. ;)

You get all teh gold stars
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Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:33,
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So thought I'd try to make one. A few obvious errors in there, but I like the feel of it, overall.

Click for bigger (165 kb)
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:14,
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Click for bigger (165 kb)

I'm going to make an uncharitable remark about Freebase in the lower part of the picture.Which is a shame since I think the picture is chuffin' ace! Really captured the tone and style of the thing.

Now you're probably wondering about the Freebase reference. He's primarily a gayshift meme based around this guy - www.b3ta.com/board/11013465
Gets into all sorts of strange situation - www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=freebase
Now please don't delete this one as I really can't be fannied to type all this out a third time ;o)
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:19,
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Now you're probably wondering about the Freebase reference. He's primarily a gayshift meme based around this guy - www.b3ta.com/board/11013465
Gets into all sorts of strange situation - www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=freebase
Now please don't delete this one as I really can't be fannied to type all this out a third time ;o)

I actually had to look at the photoshopped ones for about a minute before I noticed, so that's clearly a good shout. Damn.
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:45,
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 15:44,
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I am pootling along quite merrily, ta. Trying to hustle a bit of web work to pay for a holiday in the summer ;-)
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:27,
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But, if it pans out, me and the missus are going to Italy \o/
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 15:14,
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but you don't want to be near me when breakfast works its way out. leftover prawn, squid and mussel chow mein with glass noodles and shitloads of chilli ;)
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:29,
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Took me a while to get because I kept seeing a duck trying to stare into my soul:

And now I've ruined the effect :/
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:15,
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And now I've ruined the effect :/

Ah, right. Seeing as nobody is here, you just keep watch
and I'll go and look through everyone's drawers and nick their wallets ;)
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 12:37,
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and I'll go and look through everyone's drawers and nick their wallets ;)

I shall maintain the lonely vigil.
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 12:59,
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:06,
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10 seconds the dial-up noise begins
15 seconds you hold your breath and hope you got all the digits right
20 seconds it sends!
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:11,
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15 seconds you hold your breath and hope you got all the digits right
20 seconds it sends!

very funny though.
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 7:57,
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Do you know, I can remember a time when the board used to be a bit quicker than this.
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:35,
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and hallo mr Clews
*stalks*
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Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:01,
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*stalks*

did once offer to mail some mint 80s UK stamps instead of cash but it seems that was not the way it was done
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Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:47,
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The lady have her knees up or are the upper regions of her breasts surprisingly well-defined?
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