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# The only good bug is a dead bug!
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 12:10, archived)
# They sucked his brains out.
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 12:36, archived)
# hey! stop stealing my arts!
oh, wait.....
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 15:07, archived)
# awww, squeee! ~.~;;

(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 12:49, archived)
#
That bug is being consciously uncoupled
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 13:47, archived)
# GET BACK, YOU EIGHT-LEGGED FREAKS!
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 14:09, archived)
# to the Large Hadron Spider Collider with you!!
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 15:06, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 19:08, archived)
# firing things through tubes woo!
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 1:36, archived)
# danny wank off?
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 15:24, archived)
# Danny Wank Hoff
...
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 15:45, archived)
# (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 19:09, archived)
# One has to start somewhere

If this hasn't bindun I'll eat my underpants.
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 10:19, archived)
# So one bought a block of servants' quarters
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 10:28, archived)
# There goes the neighbourhood
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 10:33, archived)
# coronation street
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 10:48, archived)
# Nice.
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 10:56, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 11:03, archived)
# Hmm looks like reign.
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 11:07, archived)
# That was a royally bad pun
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 11:17, archived)
# Yeah I'm liable to be throne out of here.
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 11:19, archived)
# Earl be the judge of that
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 14:36, archived)
# Now now
let's settle this properly, put up your dukes
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 14:40, archived)
# Watch your defence, or you'll be out for the count
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 15:21, archived)
# Very nicely done !
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:18, archived)
# Benefit scum bastards
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 11:04, archived)
# haha!
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 14:11, archived)
#
hahaha :)
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 13:00, archived)
# I like how according to the BBC the third most important news story in the world
is that an over-entitled, undeservedly wealthy couple have taken a photo of themselves with their ugly fat baby.

Sorry, I said "like". I meant "am growing increasingly angry that".
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:01, archived)
# ^ this
Cunts.
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 21:47, archived)
#
I just spent a while reading royalcentral.co.uk and for the sake of my blood pressure I've quit and think I'm going to watch that episode of South Park that features all the animals on wide-angle lens wearing hats. (Quest for Ratings, if anyone cares. Well worth a watch.)
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 22:02, archived)
# Seems the Royals have a new baby sitter.
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 0:02, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 0:16, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I knew someone would do this.
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 8:11, archived)
# I'm glad I could be the first :)
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 9:42, archived)
# Disgraceful... they are going to leave the
baby with the dog ?
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 23:39, archived)
# "Bad luck Tin-Shin! Davey-C just stole your gold!"
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 23:02, archived)
# Needs more Pistorius and shootings
In Cameron.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 23:26, archived)
# he was cheated
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 2:00, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 2:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 22:18, archived)
# WOOSHsputtersputter
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 22:17, archived)
# Unleash the fury of boiling piss.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 22:20, archived)
#
boiling petroleum
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] fart party fart party fart party fart party fart party fart party get back to work:(
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 22:55, archived)
# B3ta classic
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 23:27, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 23:23, archived)
# This is why you should never have an open flame near a queef!
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 9:42, archived)
# racist!
heheh
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 12:28, archived)
# ...poor chap...
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 21:39, archived)
# Old, but...
...well, old:

(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 21:59, archived)
# Well Ed, it would help us if you held the sign a bit higher up
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 22:03, archived)
# He always looks like a bewildered schoolboy.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 22:05, archived)
# So doomed to go nowhere
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] ONLY 19.99! BUY NOW AND GET FREE BAD AIDS!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 21:25, archived)
# Now with 20% MORE Phlogiston
than the nearest rivals.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 21:38, archived)
# I haven't seen that word for ages. Thank you for resurrecting it.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 21:45, archived)
# Penetrates the Luminiferous Aether 20% better too.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 22:03, archived)
# 8D
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 23:45, archived)
# Too much pressure with the bow will do that.
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 0:28, archived)
# Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:41, archived)
# Phone's ringing, Dude
o_O
I see it's now just a free preview. Still nice.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:43, archived)
# some people have a lot of time on their hands :D
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:48, archived)
# That is brilliant
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 0:23, archived)
# Haha.
Buscemi!

That's rather good. Immediate recognition.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 21:06, archived)
# Shut the fuck up Donny
Woo!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 21:16, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 21:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 23:38, archived)
# He peed on my rug!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 22:10, archived)
# YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 23:10, archived)
# You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 0:19, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 23:46, archived)
# shrimp
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 5:50, archived)
# pr0n
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] New book
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 21:03, archived)
# The herd shot round the world...
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 9:14, archived)
# Splendid
You silly person:)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 23:30, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 19:56, archived)
# Like this?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:12, archived)
# Yes!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:29, archived)
# ha! I like this one :)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 22:15, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:19, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 21:06, archived)
# looks more like chas to me
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 21:10, archived)
# easy mistake to make
i thought that a b&w one of Morph when he's not been well was more in keeping
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 21:21, archived)
# he looks quite happy despite his unwellness
what a little champ
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 21:38, archived)
# Outside-shaped, inside-shaped
Not sure what this has to do with the pictures. Maybe the idea is that the thin person keeps all his fat externally to his body somewhere, like under his bed.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 16:26, archived)
# that made my toes curl up
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 16:29, archived)
# Ooh! Ah! Oo! Oooh! Aahh!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 16:43, archived)
# Haha
Lovely idea.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 16:54, archived)
# oooh and a waterbottle holder
I'll take it!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 17:47, archived)
# the deluxe model has a pedometer
and an extinguisher
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 18:01, archived)
# Does the pedometer
read in Saviles?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 19:18, archived)
# Water Bottle used for DIY Sauna
Multi-purpose device.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 18:21, archived)
# Indeed. I enjoyed a kebab after my jog last night with the rotisserie attachment.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 18:32, archived)
# lies!
nobody actually enjoys a kebab!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 18:33, archived)
# Or a jog if the truth be told..
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 22:56, archived)
# Yes!
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 10:08, archived)
# Hahaha
Great
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm flamebroilin' it!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 13:01, archived)
# Is that the same flame?
VVVV
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 13:51, archived)
# all 3 :)

(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, in that case
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 15:00, archived)
# Lovely
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 23:39, archived)
# Ta
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 5:34, archived)
# WTF is happening here?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 23:38, archived)
# i fucking hate that clown
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 15:28, archived)
# fuck
ronald mcdonald would make a terrifying joker-esque villain

edit - is this a faq moment?: www.freakingnews.com/McDonald-s-Pictures--919.asp

(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 15:29, archived)
# hmmmmm
i fear shenanigans are afoot
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 15:52, archived)
# the one on that site was also created by a user named alligator
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 17:36, archived)
# oops, nazism retracted
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 21:51, archived)
# People usually post stuff they've made themselves
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 16:01, archived)
# ho there, slappy!
quiet in here, isn't it?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 16:19, archived)
# Hello :)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 19:25, archived)
# I think you may be wrong
Tineye shows this image www.freakingnews.com/flamebroiled-Pics-19397.asp to be the earliest known example......and it's also by a user called "alligator"
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 16:31, archived)
# You don't agree that people usually post stuff they've made themselves?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 19:25, archived)
# I agree that Alligator has posted stuff he made himself
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 19:54, archived)
# a dangerous admission - call in the lawyers!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:42, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 17:48, archived)
# Happy candle day Luguvalium
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's Go Racing!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 13:00, archived)
# arf
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 13:04, archived)
# Oh yea baby
Fred was the ultimate steam punk!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 13:34, archived)
# Flintstone?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 14:30, archived)
# West.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 14:54, archived)
# West Flintstone?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 15:23, archived)
# Nicely
:D
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Squirrel's Revenge
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 12:59, archived)
# so that's how they make a manx cat
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 15:47, archived)
# CAPTAIN
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 20:50, archived)
# Haha
Painful
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] tenuous "did he fire six shots?" entry
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 12:11, archived)
# hot cigar-chewin' action
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 13:35, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not wild about the compo, but at least
it gives me the chance to get an image out of my head
that has been there since primary school.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 9:38, archived)
# that's grate
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 10:19, archived)
# ashy what you did there
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] hot topic
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 12:22, archived)
# ace :D
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 12:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
alreet tits
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 15:59, archived)
# Hahahaha:D
woo
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 22:20, archived)
# Too much arson around !
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 23:28, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 12:26, archived)
# Neck sounds long...
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 14:57, archived)
# Superb !
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 0:17, archived)
# Is he the one who had the red hot poker shoved up his arse?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 12:24, archived)
# who cares?
:@ )
(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 12:55, archived)
# The crisp smell of autumn is in the air.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 3:27, archived)
# this is game related? I don't recognize the guy
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 8:23, archived)
# Is this one of those Fall Fashion jokes which are quickly gaining in popularity?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 10:44, archived)
# smells crisp
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 11:36, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 1:23, archived)
# I missed it
because of work but Woo Yay and Hoopla all round. And stuff. I forgot stuff.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 1:59, archived)
# we were all worried sick about you
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 2:03, archived)
# I know,
I'm like a little B3ta national treasure. I'm fine folks.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 2:11, archived)
# you are a little B3ta national treasure, because you made this classic:
www.b3ta.com/board/10006532

good to hear you're okay
a lot of us were very concerned
:D
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 3:20, archived)
# Ah, my finest hour!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 12:05, archived)
# squeeeee
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 2:14, archived)
# fairly gay!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 2:19, archived)
# supposedly Ukraine's gas from Russia is going up 79% in april
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 2:21, archived)
# so i've heard
whet will be done about it
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 2:35, archived)
# Groovy
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 2:48, archived)
#


Edit: g'night all
(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 2:46, archived)

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