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[challenge entry] whiter than white...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:08, archived)
# it's not just his suit he was washing in it :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:16, archived)
# Danny Baker was a tough act to follow
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:17, archived)
# Super
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] money money money...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:00, archived)
# Cunning
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] :) Just done the same.
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:45, archived)
# Heh :o)
My bet - next thread - 3 interpretations of Nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah right
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha, spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:58, archived)
# nice line!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:05, archived)
#
fucking bollocky mindpiss. Twice now, in two weeks!!
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:49, archived)
# *blinks*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes I thread deleted, to add mine to this one already here :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:50, archived)
# I know
I called fake, there's no apostrophe
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:56, archived)
# :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's get this one out of the way shall we?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:38, archived)
# nice fonting :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:43, archived)
# Practically indistinguishable from the original :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:33, archived)
# The original bum trumpet
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:41, archived)
# parp
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:41, archived)
# TGMTH
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:42, archived)
# Suck or blow?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:14, archived)
# ha ha! The Human Calliope
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] everyone's go-to album image i guess...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:43, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - Album Adverts

This weeks image challenge is to turn classic album art in to adverts for dull products.
Give ageing pop and rock stars a hand selling out. (suggested by Monkeon)
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] get the bog roll and peas out the way

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:21, archived)
# blood in stool is nothing to be scared off
but probably best to get it checked out
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Seems like the right place for this pea then...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:25, archived)
# clever
over hyped pretentious shite, with an apple logo as well.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:04, archived)
# Aww, they're not so scary
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 9:54, archived)
# Smashing
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 9:55, archived)
# Cheers
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:10, archived)
# Near the top...
Do we still do such things as profile badges?

Felt that yesterday's foam extravaganza might warrant one, so knocked this together.



Also - corking work!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 9:56, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:15, archived)
# Yay
Always time for profile badges
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:11, archived)
# Clown Trooper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:34, archived)
# Excellent!
Plus bow tie bonus. Kliks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:23, archived)
# that silly grin is catching!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:18, archived)
# "TK-471. Stop that dicking about."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:08, archived)
# haha
471, might have bloody well known it was 'im
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:31, archived)
# this is one of the best b3ta posts ever
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:44, archived)
# hahaha
Honoured :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:26, archived)
# nice!
looks kinda like a robot turtle crooner
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:33, archived)
#
:D
(herman:D, Sun 13 Apr 2014, 23:22, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Albums into Adverts - Turn the images from classic album covers into adverts for dull products like washing powder.
Animals acting out films - Make your pets pose like film stars (or photoshop pictures)
Wrestling - One word challenge, probably involving oiled up men in tight trunks
Exciting fruit and veg - Make 7 a day more appetising through the power of your imagination






Voting closes in a couple of hours
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 8:51, archived)
# LIES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:24, archived)
# :((
but I didn't get to vote -- I was in bed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:39, archived)
# I was cooking/eating dinner
It's an anti shrimp-on-a-barbie-Australian and layabout-Brit conspiracy!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:48, archived)
# 90 minutes to vote in?
Democracy is dead!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:42, archived)
# Bored of that now
Can we have another one?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:02, archived)
# Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 8:14, archived)
[challenge entry] And here's another pearoast for the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 8:15, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:18, archived)
# I've said it before, but if you close your eyes when she's presenting, she sounds like she's getting fucked up the arse.
:D
And yeah, would.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 10 Apr 2014, 8:19, archived)
# Kirk has higher standards than that! she's not even green!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 8:53, archived)
# Of course Kirk would
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 9:24, archived)
# might as well pull out the old one

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 9:47, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 9:56, archived)
# she put up quite a fight
but Kirk won
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 9:58, archived)
# 'Twas ever thus.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:00, archived)
# Boldly going where many have been before.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Tsuenwanker, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 2:27, archived)
# Big Pimping!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 2:37, archived)
[challenge entry] bees
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 4:24, archived)
# Yay!
"Three bitches in miniskirts and just one me, I make that Pimp's O'clock"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 9:28, archived)
# *dons tweed jacket and gold chains*
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry] shoddy goodness


Click for bigger (192 kb)
(StrictlySaurus keeping it mesozoic, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 2:24, archived)
# 1 minute?!?
...but I'd like to take my sweet old time with that hot piece of ass
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 2:26, archived)
# but it's a goat, not a donkey =(
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Apr 2014, 7:49, archived)
# Goats A to D were okay
But Goats E was terrible.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 7:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 8:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 2:14, archived)
# so is the bear a plumber or flooring installer?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 2:26, archived)
# Run snakes, run!
Or that damn bear will bugger you sideways, twice. Then forwards, backwards, and again with his own dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 2:28, archived)
# Indiana Jones and the temple of poon
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 3:31, archived)
#
"Superted - The Hollywood Years"
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 21:48, archived)
# Keeping up with the Joanses


Click to embiggen (145 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 0:45, archived)
# Pfft!
For some reason that dude's look says to me that we have one angry brass-cracker. I'd bet his barracks room is plastered with pin-up posters of Victoria Jackson.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 0:57, archived)
[challenge entry] An MGM lion in the wild

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 23:39, archived)
# That warrants a hearty "Arf!" and quite possibly a chortle!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 23:46, archived)
# Ars Arse Artis
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 0:16, archived)
# That's excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 0:31, archived)
# when are you going to login with your frasier account and create the Image Challenge Vote?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 0:32, archived)
# I forgot my password
I thought it was "dogs_bumhole" but it's not working.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 1:20, archived)
# that was your grocery list -- look in the other pocket
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 1:36, archived)
# yeah...
Some of us want to goto bed.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 1:37, archived)
# TOSSED SALAD AND SCRAMBLED EEEEEEGGGS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 1:46, archived)
# they're calling again
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 2:01, archived)
# goodnight Seattle,
we love you!
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 2:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
5ITЯA AITAЯϽ 5ЯA
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 0:41, archived)
# woo and yay!
This should win any compo
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 0:49, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 0:53, archived)
# Absolutely brilliant!!
WOO :) *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 6:32, archived)
# haha yes! true hummus in the wild
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Apr 2014, 7:51, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 8:09, archived)
# hahahahaha this is great
(Hemipygous, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 8:11, archived)
# hahaha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 8:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Brilliant! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 9:23, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 9:50, archived)
# marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:00, archived)
# Brilliant!!!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:07, archived)
# Eccelente
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:39, archived)
# haha. Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 16:37, archived)
# Awesome
Enough said.
(LokiMD, Sun 13 Apr 2014, 14:04, archived)
# this guy sucks
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 23:28, archived)
# A poo poo party pom pom!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 23:38, archived)
# bum birds!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 1:45, archived)
# at least he isn't a lemon..
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 2:38, archived)
# hahahaha
nice party pooper
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 9:56, archived)
# ERM MEH GERD IRERBERT
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 22:37, archived)
# Yes! That's the one haha
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Apr 2014, 22:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 22:43, archived)
# they all look like they've blown a seal
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 22:54, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 23:39, archived)
# Hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 0:31, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 8:43, archived)
# haha, epic
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 9:30, archived)
# 10 things a "99" should never do
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 21:59, archived)
# looks delicious
ice cream doesn't look half bad either

few things as nice as a super chilled beer in the sauna
and few things as disgusting as sauna warm beer a few minutes later
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Apr 2014, 22:09, archived)
# Soon to b Flaked out
(Dead Pixels See you then, if not before., Wed 9 Apr 2014, 22:43, archived)
# hahaha, top drippage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 22:43, archived)
# 5/5 for realistic drippage timing
it really is all about the framerate
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 0:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 8:44, archived)
# Great drippin'
And nice Steamin' too
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 9:38, archived)
# Smile Please
(Dead Pixels See you then, if not before., Wed 9 Apr 2014, 21:51, archived)
# TEEEEEEF!
what's left of 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 22:02, archived)
#

that's a saab, it is in a marine environment, it is yellow
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Apr 2014, 22:03, archived)
# there was a pop group used to live in one
onetime back
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 22:15, archived)
# oh gir'aff, you kiddin me
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Apr 2014, 22:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 22:21, archived)
# {8-/
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 0:55, archived)
#
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Apr 2014, 22:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 8:45, archived)

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