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[challenge entry] Meh.
(Outrun Is it the weekend yet?, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 21:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
Clicks away
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 22:59, archived)
# Ahead of you by a few decades
although you have to listen to the whole show recording to get the Anusol references.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 0:25, archived)
#
(Beanchimp, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] b3tabeds.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:15, archived)
# YOU....YES, YOU!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:26, archived)
# Quicker and shitter than a short helecopter ride.
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 18:36, archived)
# Helecopter? HELEcopter?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 19:56, archived)
# A magical copter that hides things under itself
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:26, archived)
# Needs more dead children
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 19:56, archived)
# Oof! Taxi for Hull?
Also, nice prosthetic multi-elbow.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:03, archived)
# was he in The Sweet or The Boomtown Rats?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Evening.........
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 18:29, archived)
# from the look on his face I reckon he pulled up too quick
either that or he needs a change
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 18:31, archived)
# Maybe he was born with it
Or maybe it's Maybelline.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 19:09, archived)
# He's just tired.
Probably teething...and Low.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Just shoehorning a pearoast in...

(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Its got nothing to do with your vorsprung durch technic you know...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:15, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:49, archived)
# i found a famous


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(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:51, archived)
# Stephen Merchant
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:53, archived)
# And Kevin Eldon with an eyebrow piercing
Edit: fixed
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:58, archived)
# which one are you
and which one is famous? the guy in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:54, archived)
# Its the fellas in the background
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:21, archived)
# haha


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 19:30, archived)
# This took ages
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:58, archived)
# In no way am I avoiding work, no sir.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:00, archived)
# IT TOOK AGES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:19, archived)
# Do you know you are talking to yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:22, archived)
# AGES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:30, archived)
# B3ta is an echo chamber
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:44, archived)
# Look me in the eyes and say that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:00, archived)
# wouldn't, wouldn't, would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:02, archived)
# wut
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:06, archived)
# wha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:21, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:30, archived)
# my tea did an explode from my face
Thanks for that.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 23:12, archived)
#
he's a cunt.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:49, archived)
# Total and utter cunt
(Mr Angry Is a totally miserable twat., Fri 11 Apr 2014, 21:43, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:54, archived)
# Incoming...

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 18:36, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 18:43, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 19:20, archived)
#


Click for bigger (159 kb)

(Beanchimp, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 18:54, archived)
# oh u
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 23:12, archived)
# Both of those gentlemen need a shave
Scruffy buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 19:10, archived)
# Shirley Carter?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:47, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:48, archived)
# You have cleaned up there
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:49, archived)
#
whitewash
(Beanchimp, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] :)


re-do of my very very first ever b3ta posting

edit; ok it's a single not an album - sue me
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:42, archived)
# I'll have you know that's a picture of the identically-titled album the single came from
YOU'RE IN THE CLEAR
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:47, archived)
# I'm afraid it's not that simple.
He's already clearly stated that this is the single, thus incriminating himself. I can see no alternative except a permaban, and possibly a hefty bumming.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:07, archived)
# ah shove it up yer arse
no wait...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 19:31, archived)
# Pfft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:49, archived)
# ohh is that Pff Daddy?
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:49, archived)
# Good Grief!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:23, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 19:32, archived)
# also lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:51, archived)
# thank you Sir
i did the original one on Corel - that dates it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:14, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:22, archived)
# Hahaha
*clack*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:53, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:03, archived)
# What a pane!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:48, archived)
#
ris?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:49, archived)
# very nicely done that
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] The Man who Sold the Product:

It's Chunky Dory.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:55, archived)
# the rise and fall of the ciders from k-mart
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:31, archived)
# I don't recommend eating diamonds
They're a bitch to pass
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:55, archived)
# i would ride that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:02, archived)
# with your tiny thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:08, archived)
# Who?
Me or her?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:07, archived)
# sporting the dennis taylor range, i see
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:13, archived)
# "You got an -ology?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:33, archived)
# Nice shirt Joyce
But those are saggy earlobes
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I am capable of looking on the bright side - I just don’t do it very often.
(I helped save b3ta! catbaptist my work here is dung, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:34, archived)
# Aha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Did they ever actually make anyone chuckle? Just wondering.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll leave this down here if that's ok..?

just so if it is deemed NSFW it's not so top of page...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:18, archived)
# "quickly scrolls down"
"office LOLs"
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:47, archived)
# Oh, that's not ok.
So very, very not ok.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:51, archived)
# Oh bums
Oยฌo
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:04, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:34, archived)
# I have no idea if the Chuckle Brothers are available on DVD
*goes on amazon to check*
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:37, archived)
# hahahaha
I only found out recently that the other 'actors' on the Chuckle brothers, were their older brothers!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] The Freshmaker!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:51, archived)
# ha!
reminds me of footos...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:01, archived)
# Wot, like this?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:21, archived)
# I prefer womentoes!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:32, archived)
# no, silly, this
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:46, archived)
# Mints Pie
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 18:33, archived)
[challenge entry] washed down with
(I helped save b3ta! Conman the Barbarian, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] uPVC Graffiti


Click for bigger (136 kb)
(GonkHerder, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:48, archived)
# This deserves more comments
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:59, archived)
# Squeezes MY lemon...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] {inserts joke about gavin's special resin}
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:29, archived)
# A B3TA member once posted their alternative AutoGlass jingle:
"Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace,
Jizzing in your hair, Jizzing in your face."

and I've never been able to see their adverts again without thinking this!
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:32, archived)
# Haha!
*overwrites jingle permenantly in subconcious*
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:34, archived)
# hahahaha
that's made those ads bearable now
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:34, archived)
# Injecting their special resin in your crack?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:39, archived)
# think i'd read it in viz as
jizz all in your hair, jizz all on your face...
either way, it's better than the original.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:45, archived)
# haha, stand back from your screen and squint at these 50 cent coins
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:34, archived)
# Is it a dolphin?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:38, archived)
# *squints, crosses eyes, turns upside down*
horse on a scooter I thought
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:40, archived)
# It was hard using only 50 coins, but here's a hint
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:01, archived)
# Uncanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:10, archived)
# 'es got a boogah 'angin off 'is nose
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:33, archived)
# all I see is a very short giraffe in a sailboat :(
;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:44, archived)
# It's a schooner
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:47, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:59, archived)
# a schooner in a sailboat
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:14, archived)
# a stoat, in a coat, in a boat, in a moat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:40, archived)
# Schooner or later, it turns into a pun thread
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:23, archived)
# 50 sCents of Grey
is a detached reference to nothing much in the thread but let's assume I'm being haunted by the ghost of Djuna Barnes' stream of conciousness
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:35, archived)
# Finally
my LSD overdosing has come to some good use, THERE'S A FACE IN THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:47, archived)
# hahahaha
Yeah, if you go to the other side of the room, you should see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:53, archived)
# meh...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] BOGOF
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha. In the spirit of disturbing album covers ...

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:16, archived)
# holy shit!
wrong, wrong, wrong, but very M&S
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] "Honey, I think the hedge has just kidnapped the children"
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:06, archived)
# nice
why are they only kidnapping the girls?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:07, archived)
# Becuase men can't bear kids.
I would have thought that was obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:50, archived)

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