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Meh.
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Outrun Is it the weekend yet? ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 21:57,
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Hahahaha
Clicks away
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 22:59,
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Ahead of you by a few decades
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tubaman ,
Sat 12 Apr 2014, 0:25,
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Beanchimp ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:50,
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b3tabeds.co.uk
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:15,
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YOU....YES, YOU!!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:26,
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Quicker and shitter than a short helecopter ride.
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RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 18:36,
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Helecopter? HELEcopter?
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 19:56,
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A magical copter that hides things under itself
maybe
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:26,
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Needs more dead children
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 19:56,
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Oof! Taxi for Hull?
Also, nice prosthetic multi-elbow.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:03,
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was he in The Sweet or The Boomtown Rats?
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:08,
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Evening.........
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paranoiaman ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 18:29,
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from the look on his face I reckon he pulled up too quick
either that or he needs a change
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 18:31,
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Maybe he was born with it
Or maybe it's Maybelline.
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 19:09,
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He's just tired.
Probably teething...and Low.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:02,
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Just shoehorning a pearoast in...
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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:22,
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Its got nothing to do with your vorsprung durch technic you know...
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VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig , ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:15,
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I like this.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:49,
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i found a famous
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De ExE nom nom nom nom ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:51,
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Stephen Merchant
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BumCoffee Portrait videographer ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:53,
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And Kevin Eldon with an eyebrow piercing
Edit: fixed
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:58,
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which one are you
and which one is famous? the guy in the background?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:54,
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Its the fellas in the background
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:21,
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haha
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 19:30,
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This took ages
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:58,
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In no way am I avoiding work, no sir.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:00,
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IT TOOK AGES
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:19,
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Do you know you are talking to yourself?
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:22,
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AGES
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:30,
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B3ta is an echo chamber
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boris the spider ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:44,
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Look me in the eyes and say that
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:00,
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wouldn't, wouldn't, would
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:02,
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wut
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:06,
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wha
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:07,
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:21,
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\o/
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:30,
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my tea did an explode from my face
Thanks for that.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:27,
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hahaha
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 23:12,
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he's a cunt.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:49,
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Total and utter cunt
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Mr Angry Is a totally miserable twat. ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 21:43,
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*applauds*
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:54,
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Incoming...
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 18:36,
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 18:43,
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!!!
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 19:20,
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Beanchimp ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 18:54,
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oh u
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 23:12,
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Both of those gentlemen need a shave
Scruffy buggers.
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 19:10,
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Shirley Carter?
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 19:21,
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:47,
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lovely
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:48,
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You have cleaned up there
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:49,
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whitewash
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Beanchimp ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 21:10,
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:)
re-do of my very very first ever b3ta posting edit; ok it's a single not an album - sue me
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:42,
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I'll have you know that's a picture of the identically-titled album the single came from
YOU'RE IN THE CLEAR
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:47,
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I'm afraid it's not that simple.
He's already clearly stated that this is the single, thus incriminating himself. I can see no alternative except a permaban, and possibly a hefty bumming.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:07,
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ah shove it up yer arse
no wait...
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 19:31,
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Pfft
:D
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:49,
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ohh is that Pff Daddy?
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:49,
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Good Grief!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:23,
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haha
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 19:32,
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also lovely
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:51,
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thank you Sir
i did the original one on Corel - that dates it
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:14,
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woo
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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:22,
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Hahaha
*clack*
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:53,
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 18:53,
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bindun?
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:03,
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What a pane!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:48,
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ris?
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:49,
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very nicely done that
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Sat 12 Apr 2014, 12:28,
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The Man who Sold the Product:
It's Chunky Dory.
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Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:47,
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:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:55,
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the rise and fall of the ciders from k-mart
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:31,
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I don't recommend eating diamonds
They're a bitch to pass
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:50,
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0_o
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:55,
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i would ride that
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:02,
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with your tiny thing.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:08,
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Who?
Me or her?
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:07,
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sporting the dennis taylor range, i see
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:13,
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"You got an -ology?"
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:33,
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Nice shirt Joyce
But those are saggy earlobes
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:38,
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I am capable of looking on the bright side - I just don’t do it very often.
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catbaptist my work here is dung ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:41,
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:)
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:34,
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Aha!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:34,
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Did they ever actually make anyone chuckle? Just wondering.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:19,
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I'll leave this down here if that's ok..?
just so if it is deemed NSFW it's not so top of page...
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:18,
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"quickly scrolls down"
"office LOLs"
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:47,
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Oh, that's not ok.
So very, very not ok.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:51,
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Oh bums
Oยฌo
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:04,
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Haha
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:34,
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I have no idea if the Chuckle Brothers are available on DVD
*goes on amazon to check* *shudders*
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:37,
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hahahaha
I only found out recently that the other 'actors' on the Chuckle brothers, were their older brothers!
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:41,
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The Freshmaker!
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:51,
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ha!
reminds me of footos...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:01,
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Wot, like this?
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:21,
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I prefer womentoes!
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:32,
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no, silly, this
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:46,
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Mints Pie
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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on: ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 18:33,
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washed down with
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Conman the Barbarian ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:30,
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uPVC Graffiti
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GonkHerder ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:48,
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This deserves more comments
Woo!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:59,
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Squeezes MY lemon...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:48,
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{inserts joke about gavin's special resin}
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:29,
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A B3TA member once posted their alternative AutoGlass jingle:
"Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace, Jizzing in your hair, Jizzing in your face." and I've never been able to see their adverts again without thinking this!
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:32,
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Haha!
*overwrites jingle permenantly in subconcious*
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:34,
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hahahaha
that's made those ads bearable now
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:34,
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Injecting their special resin in your crack?
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:39,
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think i'd read it in viz as
jizz all in your hair, jizz all on your face... either way, it's better than the original.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:45,
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haha, stand back from your screen and squint at these 50 cent coins
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:34,
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Is it a dolphin?
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:38,
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*squints, crosses eyes, turns upside down*
horse on a scooter I thought
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:40,
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It was hard using only 50 coins, but here's a hint
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:01,
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Uncanny.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:10,
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'es got a boogah 'angin off 'is nose
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:33,
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all I see is a very short giraffe in a sailboat :(
;)
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:44,
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It's a schooner
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:47,
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Racist.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:59,
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a schooner in a sailboat
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:14,
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a stoat, in a coat, in a boat, in a moat
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:40,
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Schooner or later, it turns into a pun thread
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:23,
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50 sCents of Grey
is a detached reference to nothing much in the thread but let's assume I'm being haunted by the ghost of Djuna Barnes' stream of conciousness
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:35,
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Finally
my LSD overdosing has come to some good use, THERE'S A FACE IN THERE!
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Glovington ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:47,
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hahahaha
Yeah, if you go to the other side of the room, you should see it.
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:53,
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meh...
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:32,
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BOGOF
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:11,
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Haha. In the spirit of disturbing album covers ...
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:16,
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holy shit!
wrong, wrong, wrong, but very M&S
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:36,
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"Honey, I think the hedge has just kidnapped the children"
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:06,
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nice
why are they only kidnapping the girls?
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:07,
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Becuase men can't bear kids.
I would have thought that was obvious.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:50,
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