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[challenge entry] Doonerism is a spisease
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 23:57, archived)
# This deserves more attention!
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:54, archived)
# Hard to compete with automated puppy buttsex!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] What A Wonderful World
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 23:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 23:38, archived)
# I've never got over the fact that he did the voice for Miss Piggy AND Yoda.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 23:43, archived)
# Erm...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:20, archived)
# please tell me there's not really an I-spy babies book!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 0:01, archived)
# twins - 25 points
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 0:04, archived)
# dead - 200 points
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 0:26, archived)
# in the bath
40 years
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 0:35, archived)
# years in hull
∞
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 1:06, archived)
# What a wonderful post!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry] A book at bedtime.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 22:38, archived)
# now that's satire!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Babar in Amsterdam
(Alligator, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 22:14, archived)
# He's walking a bit funny.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 22:15, archived)
# He's trunk
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 22:34, archived)
# Idontgeddit
(But really I mean 'ha!'
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 22:54, archived)
# )
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 22:56, archived)
# Suprise bumsex!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 27 Apr 2014, 23:41, archived)
# However many time you do it
It always feels like something new.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 23:42, archived)
# I wonder if he leans on his trunk 'til it goes numb...
...it feels like another trunking him.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 27 Apr 2014, 23:48, archived)
# I bet he gets all Slackyderm
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] It seems apt

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 23:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Apr 2014, 3:10, archived)
[challenge entry] I am so so sorry
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 21:00, archived)
# No need for sorrow with this guy beaming out at you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 21:31, archived)
# It IS a cheesy smile, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 21:46, archived)
# ingratiating
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 27 Apr 2014, 22:11, archived)
# Is that a USB grater ?
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 22:44, archived)
# yes, it grinds things into little byte sized bits
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 23:23, archived)
# 'grones'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 27 Apr 2014, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Hah!
Here's one I did earlier

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 23:59, archived)
# I know Real Photo Sunday is shit.... but... but.... oh, fucksocks!!


PS is B3tards broken? I can't get it to work, so I've to use some other thing that I randomly found in Google.
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 20:56, archived)
# Rich Cotton would be a great name for a sitcom character.
Also: fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 21:33, archived)
# Hi, my names Bry Nyelon
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 21:57, archived)
# Poly Esther and Acer Tate
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 27 Apr 2014, 23:45, archived)
# Never used it, but I believe so.
B3tards, not Real Photo Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 21:50, archived)
#
I still wear mine, got them from poundland or someother cheap shop :)
(Beanchimp, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:24, archived)
# I could've gone filthy...
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 20:54, archived)
#
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 22:24, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Still quiet here :(
.

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(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] :o)
Pea here if I may

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Off-topic but:
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Equally off topic but might as well get this lot out of the way


























(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 17:46, archived)
# You give good manual
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 17:50, archived)
# why am i the only female i know that recognises all of those?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 17:51, archived)
# whaaaaaat ? your a woman?
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 22:13, archived)
# I don't know.
why am i the only male i know that recognises all of those?
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 3:37, archived)
# haha great as ever =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 27 Apr 2014, 19:11, archived)
# Epic :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 19:45, archived)
#
Might as well pea this, then...

(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 20:18, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 20:51, archived)
# Cobra MkIII yay!
Love it
(emptyspace, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 21:40, archived)
# hahaha
I was waiting for these to appear Barry
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 22:28, archived)
# Fookin hell these are fine!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 0:01, archived)
# For the first time, all in one place for your viewing pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:54, archived)
# A version for Scientologists
(Warning - contains Scientology-orientated humour.)

http://bookofclam.moteprime.org/
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:56, archived)
# not-gay dragon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 17:23, archived)
# Wheeee!
www.goodreads.com/book/show/9272976-the-dragon-with-the-girl-tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:53, archived)
# gay dragon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 17:23, archived)
# Q4 around?
Is this his 'shop?
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 27 Apr 2014, 19:19, archived)
# Looks like it
www.b3ta.com/board/10999551
been posted on 1 0r 2 other sites as well
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 19:42, archived)
# haha 1 or 2 =) So I see
well, that doesn't make it better but does put it in perspective
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 27 Apr 2014, 20:06, archived)
# 9gag are tag-cropping cunts.
We should all chip in and hire the web sheriff to shut them down.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 19:53, archived)
# this is going to be my tattoo
豚野郎
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 19:56, archived)
# You forgot to login with your Moggy/Dave acct
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 20:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 20:11, archived)
# Best one evaar :D

Edit laters - food-fargo-fwap
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 20:15, archived)
# FFF
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 20:28, archived)
# Ace video that.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 27 Apr 2014, 21:16, archived)
# It's a bit bonkers barmy innit :D
used it for this

YouTube link youtu.be/GivkxpAVVC4
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:00, archived)
# FFFFFUUUUUU
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 0:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, if it's pea time

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 20:01, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 21:32, archived)
# We've all got a version somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 20:30, archived)
# but this one is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 4:55, archived)
# For Pete's sake......
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 21:29, archived)
# he's a popular tat
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 4:53, archived)
[challenge entry] dirty girl
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 15:59, archived)
# the only one of those i remember
is that tim got a twat on because he could only swim underwater. what a fucking belm. i don't know what she sees in him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(champagnerocker, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 15:22, archived)
# Hahaha ...
Threadrush ;)
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 15:32, archived)
# thrushthread
surely
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 19:54, archived)
# his japs eye looks fine
(heine is living in a recurring nightmare of jibberish, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 15:37, archived)
# for your arse only
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 15:41, archived)
# 'arshe', surely?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 23:25, archived)
# Leave Mr Bond alone!
He's got some shlapin' to do.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 7:31, archived)
# Happy Canonisation Day !
.

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(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Also...
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 15:31, archived)
# the cow says "what was the safe word again?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 15:34, archived)
# and I would have gotten away with it too
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 12:06, archived)
# Debatable
Lord Sutch was likeable and he was being deliberately silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 13:31, archived)
# By some accounts of people who've actually met him,
e.g. Nick Robinson's, Farage is "amusing and likeable".

But then I suppose there are a lot of people in the world who find Noel Fielding hilarious.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 27 Apr 2014, 15:06, archived)
# there are other reasons to watch the mighty boosh
not that i fancy julian barratt or anything, you understand...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 15:17, archived)
# Kirstie Allsop thinks Michael Gove is very entertaining when he does his chap hop
It's a funny, strange, scary old world.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 20:18, archived)
# fred's liking them eyeholes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Bleh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 10:38, archived)
# if you're quick you may get a glimpse :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 11:48, archived)
# oh la la
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 27 Apr 2014, 11:53, archived)
# Haha sexytiem :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 12:00, archived)
# b3tards is still fucked :'(
I BET THIS SORT OF THING DOESN'T HAPPEN TO THE COOL KIDS OVER ON USVSR3DDIT
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 12:08, archived)
# b3tards wiv da angles :(
Spose I'll have a geek at the Imgur thingy
I got so many pics on b3tards it takes forever to find what I want without a preview image
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 12:13, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 13:08, archived)
# think I'll go and feed some ducks now
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 13:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 19:44, archived)
# i like attention to the BMW logo
...oh, and the cock of course!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] And nearly got caught
(Dead Pixels See you then, if not before., Sun 27 Apr 2014, 9:54, archived)
# you were nearly caught?
did it add to the experience?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 9:59, archived)
# It was excitin
(Dead Pixels See you then, if not before., Sun 27 Apr 2014, 11:53, archived)
# you're probably hooked
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 12:00, archived)
# Oi! Golliwogs is illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] ...so glad the Naughty Shop Challenge is still around
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 2:39, archived)
# 9/11 never forget :(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 6:00, archived)
# :D first thing I saw too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 6:56, archived)
# 9-11 is a joke
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 11:39, archived)
# YOU STUVWX!
A Big STUVWX HEX20!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 10:23, archived)
# filthy beast
on the Sabbath too
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 10:36, archived)
# MY GRANDSON SAW THAT! MY GRANDSON!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 13:28, archived)
# - . - ?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 10:33, archived)
# only joking
i'm not voting at all.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 2:22, archived)
# wiatch those scissors -- you'll snag your kilt
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 2:38, archived)
# U-Snip
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 12:02, archived)
# I threw the Ukip flyer in the landfill bin, I decided it should not be recycled for the good of humanity.
I stand corrected. I applaud your creativity in finding a subversive use for their garbage
(emptyspace, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] What line?
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 2:00, archived)
# AH, got that book already
Needs more AIDS.
(drunksteve is not drunk, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 5:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello.....................?
photo whereslionel_zpsc11e6eab.jpg
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 1:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 6:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Crap animation, old joke.
Recently rediscovered after being lost for centuries.

(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 26 Apr 2014, 23:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Reminds me of a musician friend who was on tour in Japan and the concert promoters wanted her to play flute in a Riverdancey outfit. She was having none of it so she told them it would be impossible as those outfits are made with the sleeves sewn down by the sides.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 23:32, archived)
# pfft...more retarded then advanced
which is ok by me
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 23:43, archived)

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