So what IS the connection between Hypnotism and cutting down trees?
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 19 May 2014, 8:46,
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'ning b3ta
it's quite late here, and I can't find a ferret to play bass.
with paws like that he should play the Bongos :D HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 19 May 2014, 9:20,
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passed the place on the way home tonightand couldn't get the idea out of my head
?
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Sun 18 May 2014, 21:34,
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?
DammitI live near the place and now this will never be out my head.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 18 May 2014, 22:29,
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"Who are you, and how did you get in here?""I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith."
Top work.
(Top work.
Captain Howdy,
Sun 18 May 2014, 22:30,
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Saw this last nights'alright actually, but I prefer the version that would be on in the ad break during Dogtanian, even chewier than a 15-storey block of flats!
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name,
Sun 18 May 2014, 17:56,
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Ha-ha! Tastes better than Barrow-in-Furness bus depot.
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 18 May 2014, 18:03,
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It's a long shot, but it might just work.
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 18 May 2014, 18:34,
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Brilliant! *munch munch*EDIT: Ooh, it's my 4000th
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 18 May 2014, 20:34,
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TastierThan Barrow in Furness bus station ! - That's excellent...
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Darryn.R,
Sun 18 May 2014, 20:56,
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Can't... resist... pedantry... urge...Dogtanian was on the BBC so didn't have an ad break.
Gah. Sorry. Beautiful work.
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Mon 19 May 2014, 10:22,
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Gah. Sorry. Beautiful work.
indeedyplus CITV repeated the original in 1990 (with adverts!)
( Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name,
Tue 20 May 2014, 13:28,
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:DThanks for breaking the dreaded nipplethreadrush of 2014
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 18 May 2014, 17:13,
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The pig seems thrilled to be taking part, the beach hippo gave everyone a right laugh, and Mr. Ant was just revelling in his youth and perky nipples.
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 18 May 2014, 17:21,
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I have perky nipples too!...sometimes. Wanna see?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 18 May 2014, 17:29,
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NO!!wait!! I can control when it happens!! DONT LEAVE!!!!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 18 May 2014, 17:45,
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With this attitude he'd have kept both ears.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 18 May 2014, 18:38,
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Sir the internet is yours :DPlease help yourself to a slice of viciously sharp watermelon.
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 18 May 2014, 20:37,
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"had to shoot a whole platoon for trying that"
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Mon 19 May 2014, 0:13,
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i would like to leave a reply* here*shit
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 18 May 2014, 17:08,
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The pig killed the b3tards guy PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 18 May 2014, 17:12,
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also...MMMM Pig nipples!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 18 May 2014, 17:13,
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No creature is safe from their twisted attention.
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 18 May 2014, 17:17,
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I miss the crazy days when ham was all over this place.It was occasionally dark, regularly touched, and even inspired one b3tan to combine it with aspects of Star Trek and Scottish headgear to create a hybrid username.
( Captain Howdy,
Sun 18 May 2014, 17:35,
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Haha took me a secondb3ta needs more ham
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sun 18 May 2014, 17:44,
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*finger guns* Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 18 May 2014, 18:35,
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shit.. missed ur candlesWere they shiny?
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Mon 19 May 2014, 1:09,
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I missed my candles......fuckin' shite withoot candles.
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 19 May 2014, 1:16,
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It's too young to go to the abattoir yet :'(
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sun 18 May 2014, 17:52,
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*makes joke about pulled pork*
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 18 May 2014, 20:38,
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He's the most shopped ginger in the world(
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 19 May 2014, 12:02,
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New painting.... 50 inches tall.. blood and sperm
Click for bigger (461 kb)
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Sun 18 May 2014, 12:47,
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Click for bigger (461 kb)
Looks nothing like Phil Oakey(very nice stuff)
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 18 May 2014, 13:09,
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I heard he was a closet-paedo the yet to step forward accuser was adamant it was Adamant
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Elvis impersonator,
Sun 18 May 2014, 13:45,
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I do hope not, he always had such good taste in women to knob(Jamie Lee Curtis, Amanda Donohoe, Heather Graham)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 18 May 2014, 14:14,
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maybe a bit like Rob eh.....has a beautiful wife but prefers fingering kids :(
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Elvis impersonator,
Sun 18 May 2014, 14:30,
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Yeah right. like he actually fucked any of them. It was just PR. Half of them were lesmonds.He's as gay as a gay thing.
Proof: Pretty much ANY video he did. But especially: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IP-2Ck-wak I think they asked him, "How much more gay can you be for the next video?" And the answer was: "None. None more gay."
Also: The schoolground rhyme at the time:
Adam Ant's a bummer yeah eh eh.
He did it with his drummer woah oh oh.
CASE CLOSED!
(Proof: Pretty much ANY video he did. But especially: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IP-2Ck-wak I think they asked him, "How much more gay can you be for the next video?" And the answer was: "None. None more gay."
Also: The schoolground rhyme at the time:
Adam Ant's a bummer yeah eh eh.
He did it with his drummer woah oh oh.
CASE CLOSED!
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 18 May 2014, 17:51,
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clearly liesif he was going to be bumming anyone it would have been Marco
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 18 May 2014, 20:15,
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I didn't make up the rhyme.But yeah, you're probably right.
You got to admit that I nailed it on that video though.
(You got to admit that I nailed it on that video though.
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 18 May 2014, 20:46,
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2 nipple pics in a rowbest sunday evaar :)
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sun 18 May 2014, 15:04,
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let's try for 3 PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 18 May 2014, 15:46,
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Cor and wowsers :)
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 18 May 2014, 20:39,
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That's bloody brillaint, that!!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 18 May 2014, 23:53,
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DID SICK[i would normally post some kind of vibratey gif here, but they all went down with the b3tards ship :( ]
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Sun 18 May 2014, 17:36,
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oh no!...any word on that? I wonder how many GB of b3ta pics are served there?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 18 May 2014, 17:55,
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nah, i've probably got them somewhere on an old pc...just a pain to have to go and dig them out.yea, it's a shame what happened to b3tards. no idea what's going on there...
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Sun 18 May 2014, 18:20,
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NSFWnot safe for watersports :)
having extra big boobs that is
(having extra big boobs that is
Elvis impersonator,
Sun 18 May 2014, 13:52,
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I'll never look at hippos in the same way agin :D hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sun 18 May 2014, 15:05,
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Talladaga
Alabama is beautiful country. We took the scenic route back down to Florida. It was worth the extra time.
I can't see the funnyor is this just a MURICA! FUCK YEAH! sudden bout of patriotism mixed with BRRM BRRMMMMM NEEEOOOOOWWW LOVE THE SMELL OF GASOLINE IN THE MORNING?
needs more Ricky Bobby, shake and bake, SHAKE AND BAKE!
(needs more Ricky Bobby, shake and bake, SHAKE AND BAKE!
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 18 May 2014, 7:24,
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The joke is that people think that a parade of cars, driving in a circle, is a spectacle worth watching.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Sun 18 May 2014, 7:40,
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yanno, about this hypnotismFuck it. Live. Not 1984 living, but do what ya want. In fact, I'm going to go chop down a tree tomorrow, because I can. I'm not even going to use it for anything but firewood.
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Sun 18 May 2014, 8:04,
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? I'm not getting the connection between hypnotism and burning trees
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 18 May 2014, 8:23,
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I assume sohe's up quite late too at a guess
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 18 May 2014, 9:45,
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Driving in a circle, most of which is not clearly visible.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Sun 18 May 2014, 9:33,
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They even rig the cars to turn one way and not the other.Seriously pathetic.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 19 May 2014, 11:22,
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Watch this. TL:DW, I know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rruOFMvxmHc&feature=player_detailpage
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Sun 18 May 2014, 9:38,
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Actually, don't watch thatPreemptive glory. Give me a week or so to find something better.
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Sun 18 May 2014, 9:51,
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well, shit...you can't watch it either... Ok, listen to it. Get back to me.
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Sun 18 May 2014, 9:57,
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Just the blues...and some grass. ding dang dang dang ding ding ding, dang dang, ding, dang.
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Sun 18 May 2014, 10:13,
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Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 18 May 2014, 10:20,
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yannoGood Bluegrass is hard to find. It's on Pandora, but beyond that... pff.
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Sun 18 May 2014, 10:28,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Comedy History"){kind=small}
Churchil falls for the old 'exploding cigar' trick.......again.
Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression,
Sat 17 May 2014, 22:59,
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You have blacked up ChurchillYou racist scoundrel.
But I clicked
(But I clicked
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sun 18 May 2014, 0:12,
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It seems that Mr. Meatball has hair made of pulmonary arteries. What I'm saying is his hair has been styled by a cardiologist!
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 17 May 2014, 21:20,
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That or it's the worst case of Scrotal Scalp I've seen....NURSE!! THE SCREENS!!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 17 May 2014, 21:25,
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Flopping meat hair: a form of horrible scrotalitis. Nobody's ever seen anything like it before.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 17 May 2014, 22:03,
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OH, GOD...THE BALL-BAGS ARE OBSCURING MY LEFT EYE.....DOES NHS DIRECT STILL EXIST??
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 17 May 2014, 22:57,
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Breasts are the new hair
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 17 May 2014, 22:34,
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I'm hoping for a UKIP leaflet to come through my door.......so I can take great delight in tearing it up and mailing it back to them without paying the postage. The rotten bastards haven't obliged yet!
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Sat 17 May 2014, 21:12,
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I feel sorry for the hypotheticalRoma men who he imagined living next door to him.
Having to live in his imagination must be awful.
(Having to live in his imagination must be awful.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 17 May 2014, 21:22,
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If you're having lift problems, I feel bad for you, son...(
Captain Howdy,
Sat 17 May 2014, 18:51,
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Aha! The clip she wanted removed from the internets?That Tina Turner, what a scampi fritti
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Sat 17 May 2014, 19:40,
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"What did you have for dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman?" Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 17 May 2014, 11:59,
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I think he hadnanner nanner nanner nanner nanner nanner nanner nanners and peanut butter
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 17 May 2014, 12:17,
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wooden matches. Light a couple of those -- better than any odor neutraliser on the market PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 17 May 2014, 13:55,
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...BUT ISN'T BATSHIT AN EXPLOSIVE ANYWAY? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 17 May 2014, 16:25,
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Merrick!Terry Lee!
Gary Tibbs
and yours truly
in the naughty north and the sexy south
we're all singing, I have the mouth
(Gary Tibbs
and yours truly
in the naughty north and the sexy south
we're all singing, I have the mouth
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 17 May 2014, 11:43,
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CHOON. I get this, but I don't get the Marco! joke.Must be an age thing?
( fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo,
Sat 17 May 2014, 13:44,
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Exactly the same here.Dirk wears white S.S.ox?
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 17 May 2014, 13:58,
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I think Marco/Polo is some kind of american hide and seek style game HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 17 May 2014, 21:01,
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Ray Mears would have Bear Grylls for breakfast :)and lunch & dinner
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sat 17 May 2014, 11:27,
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And use his foreskin to carry water.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 17 May 2014, 13:59,
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8 hour wiv da angles Jade Diana & B3tards reply :'(
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sat 17 May 2014, 11:20,
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