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# Found this whilst kicking rocks around a ghost town....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 14:17, archived)
# legend tells of ghosts who still walk the streets
photoshopping tumbleweed and long forgotten puns
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 15:01, archived)
# DO ANY OF YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE A FALL FASHIONS TYPE OF JOKE?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 16:16, archived)
# yes please
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 16:22, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 16:45, archived)
# I enjoy summer fashions.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 17:37, archived)
# Hmmm,
okay
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 18:07, archived)
# i said
no
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 18:21, archived)
# Yes, yes I would like to see a fall fashions type of joke
yes I would like to see a fall fashions type of jokeperhaps you could combine Pedrohins Cocknee joke that didn't gain quickly in popularity
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 18:50, archived)
# the chode to end all chodes
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 19:56, archived)
# wtf
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 22:05, archived)
# Chodelicious
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 1:49, archived)
# Sorry guys
I was forced to leave the apartment :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 20:03, archived)
# BUT BUT
WHO WILL ROTATE THE CROPS NOW!?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 23:17, archived)
# Been there!
I am in a California historical drinking society called E Clampus Vitas - we put up placques like this all over the place, usually for the more outrageous events or locations...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 1:24, archived)
# Exellent idea!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 2:19, archived)
# Too tired to be arsed drawing much
So here's a little thing I did for my friend Chris' 50th birthday:



You can all go back to sleep now.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:10, archived)
# finally, another b3tan who post pics of people with normal-sized heads!
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:25, archived)
# Well, mine's considerably enlarged now as a result of your kind words
Thanks Pedro X

I'm bored shitless, so here's another I did a while ago of Shauno, another band friend:


(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:52, archived)
# Equallly as below !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 17:25, archived)
# Tommy Noddy ?
Big head, small body
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 14:33, archived)
# Awesome !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 17:24, archived)
# No newsletter again then?


If this keeps up I shall have no choice but to terminate my Pact coffee subscription.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 12:45, archived)
# Whose hands do I need to grease around here?
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:12, archived)
# Who do I need to shag to get my weekly b3ta newsletter fix, eh? EH?
:\

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:54, archived)
# With my greasy hand and your internet-based promiscuity we can turn this ship around.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:57, archived)
# *rubs hands together*
Excellent! That's the spirit! Now, where do we begin?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 14:02, archived)
# Maybe we could use Kickstarter? Or, failing that, Avaaz?
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 14:09, archived)
# He loves his Pact
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 14:25, archived)
# haha
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 26 Jul 2014, 15:17, archived)
# HA HA HA HAaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 15:33, archived)
# Oh fuck!
/gardenlol
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 16:56, archived)
# Ohhhhhhh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 20:22, archived)
#
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 20:34, archived)
# the pictures in my head told me to do it!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 11:14, archived)
# it's flat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 11:55, archived)
# They're just cardboard cut-outs.
Gunness are conning us.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 12:26, archived)
# It's too grey and I don't like the perspective.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 12:30, archived)
# did you see that 50 shades of grey post down the board?
there are only 48 shades in the picture. this place has really gone downhill, man!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 12:36, archived)
# No wonder everyone left.
Accuracy are better than jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 12:41, archived)
# *Aqua races arbiter van *
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 12:53, archived)
# yokes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:26, archived)
# I've been noticing lately that the hive is increasing its pun-phrasing, much in the same way you just did
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:28, archived)
# Please explain your terminology oh wise one.
Who are/is the hive?
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:36, archived)
# the internet people
here and elsewhere
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:44, archived)
# Icy wart chewer sane.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] cold eyes this winter? not anymore with...

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:21, archived)
# Seriously, this made me wince
Well done
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 4:03, archived)
# this image would suggest otherwise, pedro
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 4:43, archived)
# but it's the lack of replies
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 5:02, archived)
# :( my spack images went down with b3tards
in r hartz
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 6:03, archived)
# *swoons*
There. Happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 20:25, archived)
# BELIEVE
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 5:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 6:34, archived)
#
rking for You. | Working for You. | Working for You. | Working for You. | Working f
or You. | Working for You. | Working for You. | Working for You. | Working for You.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 12:14, archived)
#
* Odd couple Sdraya Jeanne and Chachi find new horse
* Stacy found carrying small corporation in her mouth
* Pissler woman speaks out after vacuum attack
* Story of Jeanne and Chachi goes veal
* The lion weekend is almost here!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 20:42, archived)
# That's kinda gay, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 6:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:47, archived)
# Foxes and Pigs?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 18:15, archived)
# kickin' it 'old school'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 2:23, archived)
# Science
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 3:13, archived)
# ...creates more automated personal hygiene
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 4:11, archived)
# seriously b&
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 4:42, archived)
# HAHA JUST THINK
JUST THINK

WHAT IF ONE FUSE GOES

HAHAHA

WHAT IF THE FUSE GOES

HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT FUSE, THAT ONE FUSE, AHHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT FUSE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 6:58, archived)
# he would just hold it together with a
...rubber b&
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 11:56, archived)
# You need to tidy up
and I'm not talking about your lady garden
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 14:22, archived)
# Cheer up ya wee shite, you just won gold!


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(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 22:34, archived)
# Are you the one who raped discomeats' fucking cement?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 23:57, archived)
#
No. Read my damn sig. What is this, operation yewtree?!
(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 0:06, archived)
# Ross is Boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 0:31, archived)
# Show us on the cement where you were touched by the cement
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 10:01, archived)
# Well, who did rape Discomeat's cement then?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 0:35, archived)
#
The walls have ears,
The hills have eyes,
Though neither can speak the story,
Of the concrete's terrible lies.
(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 0:51, archived)
# discomeats of course
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 2:03, archived)
# *DRAMATIC CHORD*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 6:54, archived)
[challenge entry] This is helpful


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(Tiny Blindfolded Horse Kitten sound car horns would end road rage, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 22:32, archived)
# RE: your sig -- I like blowing kisses to those who have presented me with the first volley of road annoyance
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 22:37, archived)
# That is
splendid :-)
(Tiny Blindfolded Horse Kitten sound car horns would end road rage, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 22:38, archived)
# I started doing that as a young man, when I was a Cable TV technician.
I didn't want to get in trouble for flipping the bird when someone would 'wrong me somehow'. I figured the other driver would never call the office to report a blown kiss.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 22:44, archived)
# Hahaha doing that might lead to other 'risks'.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 23:07, archived)
# Kickstarter it!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 7:19, archived)
# This is a normal post
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 19:58, archived)
# That is a normal post
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 20:06, archived)
# That post, it is normal.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 6:54, archived)
# SWEET CUNTING JESUS, LOOK AT HER GO!
GOTTA..GET..TO THE..FUCKDANSE

spotify:track:7BOip2p6QyLq3eW8GYK32T (Jump N Shout Featuring Slarta John (radio Edit) by Basement Jaxx - Mit Ravin Rnkaris unt spine)
What does Pedro's Poochballs taste like?






spotify:track:3ZXqszj85KEoXtFzofl5YG (Just Say Stet by Stetsasonic)
spotify:track:7aABDgo6eC3LjvogstWaE7 (6/8 War by Leftfield)
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 20:07, archived)
# FUCK DON'T FUCK
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 20:19, archived)
# we call it 'goading'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 20:21, archived)
# AM YUST A SHALTY SHEA DOG ON THE JURGEN MOAGAN
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 20:30, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 20:37, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS: FUCK WINS THE FUCK CUP FOR THE FORTH FUCKING YEAR RUNNING
I'm Chad Nukesaslogan for FUKCBNBCNC

(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 20:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 20:47, archived)
# Is this the FUCK mod for Counterstrike?
YES

(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 20:50, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 20:51, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 20:57, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 21:45, archived)
# CATMAN VS FUCK
Reminds smee of Hard Boiled
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 21:54, archived)
# it's da Terminador
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 22:00, archived)
# I know that, I like your visceral style
imjussayin
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 22:24, archived)
# EAT MY ARSEGUN YOU FUCKING SHIT!
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 21:04, archived)
# brown bullet holes
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 21:45, archived)
# do you have her phone number?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 22:47, archived)
# 'spluffs'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 23:09, archived)
# Ghost moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 21:10, archived)
# BRAYKIN NOOZ: BBC5 REPORTER LITERALLY SMELLS A FUCK, mostly tastes the fuck though, mostly
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 21:13, archived)
# BOWEN BOWEN BOWEN BOWEN BOWEN BOWEN BOWEN BOWEN BOWEN BOWEN BOWEN BOWEN BOWEN BOWEN BOWEN
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 22:35, archived)
# And if I may...
BOWEN...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 0:33, archived)
# I voted for Just Ice
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 23:32, archived)
# This is a normal reply
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 20:12, archived)
# Down down.
Deeper and down.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 21:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 21:33, archived)
# Also:
this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 20:42, archived)
# looks like a fat waxed josh homme
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 22:36, archived)
# Oh my
Needs a good Gnopping
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 23:40, archived)
# *Benny Hill music*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 20:45, archived)
# : ) Good call!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 20:46, archived)
# You do not do normal
You cannot handle normal
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 21:33, archived)
# pretty much accurate
*Likes & Shares*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 22:35, archived)
# Hugs
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 23:00, archived)
# 50 shades of grey trailer
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 19:25, archived)
# Well, I can't beat that.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 19:30, archived)
# i count 48
I want my money back
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 19:43, archived)
# you should compo this
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 19:45, archived)
# you should take care of your side of the fence
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 19:49, archived)
# My side of the fence is perfect
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 20:25, archived)
# You're on the wrong side of the fence.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 12:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 20:45, archived)
#


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(javpanda, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 18:15, archived)
# Who is she?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 18:29, archived)
# Philomena Fpheeshleeps, she currently holds the record for the gooch jump.
If you stopped dreaming about Pedro for five fucking seconds you'd know what's going on in the woirld!

Ya filthy animal.
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 19:06, archived)
# Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 19:35, archived)
# One boiled fuck..
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 19:46, archived)
# *ears perk up*
*goes back to sleap*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 19:44, archived)
# Yeah, you enjoy that, ya flithy animal, and ya sweetballlicking!
o_O
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 19:47, archived)
# ththshshshslurrrpppppppp, ththshshshslurrrpppppppp, ththshshshslurrrpppppppp,
ththshshshslurrrpppppppp, ththshshshslurrrpppppppp, ththshshshslurrrpppppppp, ththshshshslurrrpppppppp, ththshshshslurrrpppppppp,
ththshshshslurrrpppppppp, ththshshshslurrrpppppppp, ththshshshslurrrpppppppp, ththshshshslurrrpppppppp, ththshshshslurrrpppppppp,
ththshshshslurrrpppppppp, ththshshshslurrrpppppppp, ththshshshslurrrpppppppp, ththshshshslurrrpppppppp, ththshshshslurrrpppppppp,
ththshshshslurrrpppppppp, ththshshshslurrrpppppppp, ththshshshslurrrpppppppp, ththshshshslurrrpppppppp, ththshshshslurrrpppppppp,

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 19:49, archived)
# I hope the mods are paying attention, Pedro (The Pooch) has just confirmed, that he is indeed...part..pooch..and is fuckslurpin his sweet fuckingballs!
YOUR LANDING GEAR IS DOWN...PULL UP!
spotify:track:0YSBpDBrLyip567LPKSgAL (Bark at the Moon by Ozzy Osbourne)
spotify:track:0p8s46AGtZl20UHsEv6EGJ (I Wanna Be You - Ali by Chocolate Puma)
www.b3ta.com/links/Chocolate_puma_I_wanna_be_you

spotify:track:1bwXRScnt3k6vSyVqcKyNj (Heaven Or Las Vegas by Cocteau Twins)
spotify:track:6hWEIDBFXrJFNQDO43bWFo (Black Sunshine by White Zombie)

spotify:track:7aABDgo6eC3LjvogstWaE7 (6/8 War by Leftfield)
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 20:06, archived)
# IRL LOLz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 20:13, archived)
# SUAAAVE, MUTHADUBLA!
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 21:07, archived)
# debbie clumpfarght
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 19:25, archived)
# FUCKIN FEESHLIPD MUTHAFUCKA!
Sweetfeeshfuck
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 19:07, archived)
# If you need help with your BBQ...


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(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 16:44, archived)
# Why is there a short muppet holding up a piece of paper for that woman?
Is she someone famous?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 17:00, archived)
# She forgot to shave her hands that day
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 17:02, archived)
# :D
she's that there Tulisa from XFactors got talent and the Dappies
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] The trowel looks a bit like a twat spatula.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 25 Jul 2014, 17:22, archived)
# tasty spatulas
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 25 Jul 2014, 17:30, archived)
# twatula
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 17:40, archived)
# also known as bike park!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 8:40, archived)
# She fucked her face up pretty sweet!
She should sign up as Jodie Marsh's fuckface dubbal!
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 19:10, archived)
# The worst disaster since Leslie Ash
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 21:40, archived)
# Work in progress - Doing a card design with an obvious joke...

Just wondering does the bear look a bit too creepy with them eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 15:33, archived)
# He's a lovely looking bear!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 15:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha, I think I'm going to try more cartoony eyes.
He's weirding me out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 15:42, archived)
# I'd shit myself too
If I was caught by a bear with my pants down
(gijoel, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 0:15, archived)
# the pope's eyes look creepy. the bear's eyes look lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 15:37, archived)
# Yeah, I tried the pope with the bear's eyes and that looks really creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 15:41, archived)
# haha, like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 15:52, archived)
# :D
Pretty much yes.

Finished item....
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 16:24, archived)
# You forgot to mention the predatory behaviour.
Anyone know if you can make 2000 burgers out of a pope?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 16:36, archived)
# You know, b3ta has been here that long now...
b3ta has been here that long now... b3ta has been here that long now...
...someone somewhere has an image for everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 16:46, archived)
# inside you need the bear shitting in the pope's funny hat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 15:48, archived)
# 2 bears 1 popehat
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 15:50, archived)
# hahaha
hat or mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 15:53, archived)
# hat-to-mouth
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 16:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 16:26, archived)
# Is that the pope with a bear behind?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 17:05, archived)
# i blame the bear
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 17:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's no moon, that's the Pope shitting in the woods!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 18:11, archived)
# he's got the kessel runs
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 19:53, archived)
# Lovely work
Looks forward to more.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 21:38, archived)
# If anything, they're less creepy than your normal eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Made up hipster problems


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(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 13:11, archived)
# Yay Chiller!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 13:18, archived)
# My that's a big polo mint
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 14:47, archived)
# "Flesh tunnel"
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 17:06, archived)
# I f*cking love you for this
I know it's each to their own but Christ, I can't stand the look of that guy with all that shit in his head.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] In case you forget the lyrics to this classic


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(Tiny Blindfolded Horse Kitten sound car horns would end road rage, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 12:49, archived)
# So you just took a screenshot of the website?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 14:48, archived)
# Pretty much, yeah.
I can photoshop in a horse if you like?
(Tiny Blindfolded Horse Kitten sound car horns would end road rage, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 14:49, archived)
# Ooh Please!
Or get MaxineBassett to photoshop a dog in.
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 15:11, archived)
# You can fuck a horse if you like
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 16:05, archived)
# A feather would be nice
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 16:22, archived)

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