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# logical progression

I love the bit where Joe Pesci runs down the cellar stairs away from the big boulder
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:06, archived)
# *hops on*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:55, archived)
#
it is good
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:57, archived)
# Now that is quite scary
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 23:07, archived)
# shit! don't cross the memes!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 23:10, archived)
# I'm in this too far to claim innocence.
Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 23:14, archived)
# SO THERE IT IS, ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 23:16, archived)
# As long as nobody's watching. We can dance in our own private clubhouse!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 0:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm proud to say it didn't even occur to me to do this. It is funny though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 1:08, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 3:26, archived)
# Holy Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 3:51, archived)
# This^
(herman:D, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:59, archived)
# loon-laughs
at all three, my goodness
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:16, archived)
# FROM JOHN HUGHES
I think the poster is fine, but if you can just put above the title of the movie "FROM JOHN HUGHES", then I think it will be perfect.

**internal**
NOW EVERYONE WILL KNOW MY NAME!!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:02, archived)
# did I ever tell you how much I love you?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:23, archived)
# yes, that time in Paris with the wrestling team
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:25, archived)
# ahh yes....
we'll always have Paris
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:27, archived)
# You dirty feckers
Hope you posted all the pics to the Cloud as they will be safe there and never turn up in the next Newsletter........ Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:49, archived)
# If they'll only get released in the newsletter, I think the pics are quite safe
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 23:16, archived)
# yeah they're relatively safe.
I just gazzed Mr Toast, and he gave his blessing for me to post this one of him...

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 23:21, archived)
#
Bindun? Probably....

but never so badly. And it IS awful quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:08, archived)
# A picture of domestic bliss.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:10, archived)
# Well, if you nibble raw corn cobs....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:32, archived)
# Yay! Let's do this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:04, archived)
# when I was a child, there was a woman sitting on the other side of the church who would freak me right-the-fuck out!
thank you for reviving my childhood fears
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:24, archived)
#
i sorry
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:26, archived)
# I want more!
fear makes me feel alive
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:28, archived)
#


nypost.com/2014/09/22/the-living-hell-of-the-man-who-orgasms-100-times-a-day/

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:30, archived)
# that's one hell of an autobukakkification.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:33, archived)
# eugh
fadgebadger posted the story today over at /links www.b3ta.com/links/1226976
comments good as ever
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:38, archived)
# tell me more of this man who places badges on fudges
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:39, archived)
#
a fellow of great curiosity
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:54, archived)
# happiest couple alive
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:41, archived)
#
Decker ultimately realized that his wife, April, 33, and two sons, Christian, 12, and Tayten, 11, are the ones who have to put up with most of the problems from his pelvic issues. “We really struggle right now as he is unable to work and supply for his family and I feel like all the strain is on me,” April said.

yuk yuk
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:43, archived)
# Sofa mugging
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:52, archived)
# Tesco's boardroom yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:19, archived)
# On my tablet it looks like turd smuggling
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:20, archived)
# You use a shitee for that
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:42, archived)
# You pouffe.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:23, archived)
# Pink pantherish
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Want one!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:15, archived)
# Nice a-clawed-ion
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:18, archived)
# I'll take ten
Put them to work and give up my job.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:35, archived)
# *books for party*
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:43, archived)
# Purring down my internet line to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:48, archived)
# loving the colour
cadbury's purple ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:49, archived)
# I like it
… so I clicked accordianly
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:53, archived)
# Is that a Blue Meanie?
This image brought me pleasure so I pressed the tab key on my keyboard repeatedly until the words "I like this" were highlighted. Following this action I then pressed the key marked with a return symbol which is located on my keyboard also. This resulted in my appreciation of your work being recorded in the vast underground servers at b3ta (sponsored by PACT coffee) Towers, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Screwed my childhood up for sure

Still has me waking up in a sweat at 4 a.m.
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:00, archived)
# see also
bagpuss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:05, archived)
# Leave Bagpuss Alone!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:35, archived)
# he was a creepy pink bastard
that had me hiding under the coffee table
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:48, archived)
# Bagpuss is the Godfather of Children's TV.
Don't mess with the puss.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:14, archived)
# his yawn
terrified me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:22, archived)
# You're thinking of Mr Blobby.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:50, archived)
# I've no idea how I managed to avoid this.
It's not like it was on that other grubby channel for common oiks; it was reportedly on the BBC.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:23, archived)
# As it's quiet...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:55, archived)
# that guy
lives here in austin
(I helped save b3ta! DannyJock Have a great day!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:58, archived)
# well, tell him he needs a new fashion consultant
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:25, archived)
# terrible bullying of danny trejo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:05, archived)
# Goodnight, Danny Trejo!
/Muppets Most Wanted

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:19, archived)
#
likes
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:37, archived)
# Fish slice man drains ur spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:18, archived)
# Blimey
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:34, archived)
# Aaaaaggghhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:19, archived)
# I think you will find that's....oooooooh...
...in surprise and alarm.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:26, archived)
# He saw himself in the future
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:23, archived)
# if only those burglars had had the presence of mind to take a gun with them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:53, archived)
# or a bottle of jesus juice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:31, archived)
# freshly squeezed, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:46, archived)
# eww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:55, archived)
# are you seriously suggesting he'd use concentrate?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:12, archived)
# set to the sound of the abrupt death of his career
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:10, archived)
# Michael Jackson's Hall of Mirrors.
Worst Ride EVA.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:43, archived)
# Has he just seen DLT's result?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:55, archived)
# caulkin screem
this is greet
(I helped save b3ta! DannyJock Have a great day!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:59, archived)
# :)
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha
a cracker!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:13, archived)
# Cheers Moley!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:15, archived)
# Those aren't his hands....
....
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:55, archived)
# Ha! love the bottom tag line
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:44, archived)
# chicken licken good
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:25, archived)
# If you feed a chicken 35 other chickens during its lifetime and then eat it you get all those other chickens inside you by proxy
great way to bulk up
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:43, archived)
# if you've got a scrawny chicken and it's being bullied and pecked by other chickens
dye it purple, and they'll leave it alone.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:19, archived)
# If you shove that last chicken into a duck and then force THAT into a turkey it's called a 35 Chicken Turd.
Sorry, 35 Chicken Turducken.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:46, archived)
# WHY DID THE 35 CHICKENS CROSS THE ROAD
TO BULK UP
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry] play on words tuesday anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:54, archived)
# in Sunderland?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:01, archived)
# yes
dirty, dirty s*nderland.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:05, archived)
# Just popped in there....tee hee.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:03, archived)
# this popcorn...
it tastes a little fishy...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:06, archived)
# Upsid edown popcorn
Cop porn?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:46, archived)
# Ha'way!
What about Sunderella?
(I helped save b3ta! e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:28, archived)
# morning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:06, archived)
# Is his little friend....
...Oliver from next door.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:31, archived)
# Oh my!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:32, archived)
# …oh...
…and morning :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:32, archived)
# Has anyone actually tried PACT coffee or am I just being a gayer?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:53, archived)
# I tried it, got a big bag for a pound, normally costs £6.50. Coffee was lovely but I can't afford £6.50 so stopped orders.
Fascinating story eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:54, archived)
# Please, tell us more
Got a book deal signed yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:03, archived)
# Nope coffee's for gayers
Tea FTW :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:31, archived)
# Proof
What's better?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar

Anon 2009
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:56, archived)
# "Please wait another 29.68 minutes before voting again." =(
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:13, archived)
# Just time to make another cup of delicious coffee
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:09, archived)
#
You're all mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:50, archived)
# "You can vote again in 30 minutes time."
"The coroner's report of the victim, also listed on the website, found that he had also consumed diphenhydramine, marijuana, and the benzodiazepine alprazolam (Xanax) around the same time that he consumed the tea."

See? Typical tea-addict.
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:45, archived)
# Probably best to have a cup instead of mug full then?
Useful pictorial guide to mind-altering plants at Kew Gardens – in pictures today =)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:53, archived)
# hmm
"You can vote again in 30 minutes time."

I need some more coffee for this. Clearly the vote is either rigged or UK-based.
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:23, archived)
# Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:06, archived)
# This deserves more praise.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 0:40, archived)
# got a skeleton figurine so, of course, this is what i've done with it...

CFB
3/4 textures from my curtains, wall & carpet, paint cracks from from the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 4:10, archived)
# ARTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 7:20, archived)
# SKELINGTON ARTZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:16, archived)
# God's got a boner
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:52, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:15, archived)
# I don't see the point!!
Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:07, archived)
# hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:31, archived)
# b3ta's dead :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 1:48, archived)
# wonder why
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 2:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 2:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 3:22, archived)
# Good Lord, how silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:25, archived)
# DO YOU DOUBT I AM RICH?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf6529R24fo
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 3:02, archived)
# We need to fix b3ta:
www.b3ta.com/board/11101307
Let's all pause for a moment and address this issue.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 3:28, archived)
# HAHA THAT IS A GOODJOKE
THAT IS THE TYPE OF FALL FASHIONS JOKE WHICH WILL QUICKLY GAIN IN POPULARITY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 3:40, archived)
# It was purely for educational purposes atomic
It's important to remember how quickly this joke gained in popularity and conversely, how slowly the spring collections joke didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 6:42, archived)
# HEY GUYS WHO WANTS TO SEE A FALL FASHIONS TYPE OF JOKE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 3:35, archived)
# You mean the Fall Guy Fashion Joke.
I have heard that.
It is very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 4:59, archived)
# THE LOOOOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE PLACE WHERE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 6:42, archived)
# Fall means autumn?
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:01, archived)
# Dance mother fucker, Dance!
Dance!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:48, archived)
# Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:26, archived)
# THROBBING CLITORIS
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:15, archived)
# WOULD
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:19, archived)
# Is b3ta actually dying?
I mean, with the newsletter and QotW...and the slowness of the board...


Do we need to man the lifeboats?
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:31, archived)
# hell no!
I'm going down with this trusty old maiden
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Another thing ruined by technology.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 17:44, archived)
# Well, I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 19:56, archived)
# Me too. I moved the cursor over the "I like this" wording and depressed the left button on the mouse as a result.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 20:07, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 20:15, archived)
# If you don't know how to do it, it's on the internet how to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 20:50, archived)
# I gently stroked my finger across the trackpad until the cursor arrived at the 'I like this' icon. I then tapped lightly to express my pleasure.
And promptly came.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 22:41, archived)
# I smashed my face through the computer screen
and ate my dog.

Thusly was expressed my approval.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 22:52, archived)
# Why was your dog inside your computer screen?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:30, archived)
# Sexy stuff.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:29, archived)
# Clever
=)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 22:21, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 0:09, archived)
# Haha!! took me a second. wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 4:12, archived)
# Excellent!
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:00, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:01, archived)
# Hahaha, excellent
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Our leader
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:56, archived)
# is that ant or dec?
i can't tell them apart
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:59, archived)
# there is only one, Anton Dec
(Hemipygous, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 22:57, archived)
# I think you're confused by "naughty shop"
*edit - I think you're confused by "fake fables" Rob is not made up, but a very real story of internets and coffee distribution
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:03, archived)
# but how much is man and how much is legend?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:19, archived)
# about 70/60
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:30, archived)
# not sure that adds up
but i'm going home now anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:35, archived)
# More machine than man now, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 17:47, archived)
# I heard that the chap in this picture fingers kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:21, archived)
# I thought Noseybonk was killed in a duel with Tony Hart on Hampstead Heath?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 18:44, archived)
# GAH! Always with the Noseybonk! I won't sleep tonight :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:26, archived)
# Ian Curtis meeting Alan Parsorry, Tony Wilson in 24HPP
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 19:08, archived)
# I can't even :(
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:24, archived)
# bleepy barp twitch

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Proper o\o/
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:46, archived)
# she'd fall out of the sides of that in no time
she needs a decent one that fits her
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:53, archived)
# Pfft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:38, archived)
# dunna dunna dunna didgeridoo!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 19:51, archived)
# OH FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:27, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 0:11, archived)
# phwoaar!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a pea...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:30, archived)
# Something, something, masses of sticky web...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:50, archived)
# ninj, you're a total brainwrong sometimes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:54, archived)
# What's this 'sometimes' you speak of?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:45, archived)
# Saw "Snow White and the Huntsman" last night
Bag of shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 18:20, archived)
# I didn't mind that.
Thought it was better than either of the Hobbit films, depressingly.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:56, archived)
# Also finally got around to seeing "Desolation of Smaug" recently
It was... okay. Worth it just for Leggylass prancing about and doing trick shots.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 22:02, archived)
# It was better than the first one.
That made me want to drink cement.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 22:56, archived)
# haha
I would watch that happily.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 19:32, archived)
# wow
i just discovered my new fetish
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:39, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:21, archived)
# not ginger enough
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:25, archived)
# It's still your turn to change him....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:03, archived)
# Bateman
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 20:02, archived)
# I want this!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 2:36, archived)
# Incredible
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:04, archived)
#
Can someone tell me who this bloke is?
(slipmatt Thats sooper dooper, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 17:24, archived)
# There is a B3ta Dictionary...
Full of Memes and information that you desire

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/Freebase/

Which links to this:

b3ta.com/board/10293874
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 17:32, archived)
# Because funny faces are funny.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 22:01, archived)
# hello
prolly bindun but ...
Apple buy out failing phone company.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 22 Sep 2014, 9:58, archived)
# aha, I see what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 10:09, archived)
# This checks out.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Bears are bastards.
(jezjones, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 9:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 9:49, archived)
# alright
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 9:25, archived)
# Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:19, archived)
# Your links are broken
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 19:43, archived)

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