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# Random sexy teacher.

Because it's been that kind of day.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 16:35, archived)
# *looks for the hidden link*

*isn't disappointed*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 16:43, archived)
# I hope she teaches sex education

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 16:57, archived)
# I hope she teaches it in an uneducated manner
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:54, archived)
# Where's her tail?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 16:58, archived)
# She's a hairless chimp.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:02, archived)
# Dwyer? I haven't weally wet 'er. Yet.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:29, archived)
# I've deliberately not done my homework
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:38, archived)
# Jack the denizens christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:53, archived)
# I'm still not doing my homework.
Ms Bitch-face
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:08, archived)
# my an your meaning of the word sexy are very different, she looks deformed, whatever floats your boat I suppose you sick yiffer
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:39, archived)
# phwooooar wouldnt mind cocking her cunt if ya know what i mean :D
My palms are sweaty as fuck right now
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:44, archived)
# I've got an apple for her but I don't know where to put it.
By apple I mean huge wanger.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:03, archived)
# tits :D
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:04, archived)
# Is that Barb Dwyer?
I'll get my coat
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:04, archived)
# No reason to be scared...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 20:51, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 20:59, archived)
# HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:13, archived)
# Why is she wearing cricket pads
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:24, archived)
# Why wouldn't she be?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 0:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 1:09, archived)
# (O)_(O)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 1:01, archived)
# Jacob Dwyer?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] it's either a massive fire, or a small hog...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 15:41, archived)
# i want crackling now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 15:49, archived)
# Sir CLiff loves a good log on the fire


and roasting his chestnuts
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 18 Dec 2014, 16:02, archived)
# i think they're pickled walnuts by now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 16:05, archived)
# [citation needed]
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 16:11, archived)
# Oh no cannot unsee.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:25, archived)
# go with it
it gets better if you rub some ointment on it :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:11, archived)
# In that song what he sings, he mentions logs on the fire
and gifts on the tree. Who put's gifts on a tree? The daft sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 16:20, archived)
# that chap is off his gourd!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] The Balls of Christmas
(Alligator, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 15:32, archived)
# The Balls of Christmas
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 18 Dec 2014, 15:33, archived)
# Peter Griffin
and Chris Griffin
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 16:04, archived)
# there's nothing quite like a freshly shorn scrotum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 15:34, archived)
# Cojones de Navidad
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 15:39, archived)
# anus horibilius
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 16:13, archived)
# Anno Domini
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 16:34, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11083715
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 16:37, archived)
# keester eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 1:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:03, archived)
# B3ta's soooo gonna get hacked by the North Koreans
They'll threaten to leak everyone's embarrassing first posts and those nudiepics of rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:07, archived)
# There's a full-on cyber war coming
beep beep
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:40, archived)
# seerdeeusree?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:53, archived)
# SLRY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 14:13, archived)
# Celery.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 14:37, archived)
# As long as we keep Prince out of that
we will be ok.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 15:05, archived)
# he really is a whiny, spoilt twat
and his hair is fucking stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 14:00, archived)
# are you talking about me or un?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 14:01, archived)
# not you, him
he's not just an un, he's a wrong un
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 14:03, archived)
# I did a scrooged doodle, will try and find time to colour it in later
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 14:17, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 14:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 14:03, archived)
# they cut off his princely tail!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 14:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 14:09, archived)
# ...but apart from that...
PERFECT
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 14:26, archived)
# nah, i heard he's got a tiny cock, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 14:31, archived)
# He gets it cut in a pet shop.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 14:29, archived)
# i can well believe it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 14:31, archived)
# Sounds like you fancy him
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 14:31, archived)
# after 12 years with one oriental
wouldn't try another
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 14:32, archived)
# You THINK you've had enough but an hour later you want another one.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 14:57, archived)
# I KNOW i've had enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 15:06, archived)
# He love you long time.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 14:59, archived)
# he still do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 15:06, archived)
# he's a jong un
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:03, archived)
# He's joning in
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:41, archived)
# new from Sony Pictures

is it worth doing a mini challenge of putting Kim Jong Un in all of Sony's films? (SONY FILMS ONLY, DO YOUR RESEARCH!)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:36, archived)
# So ronery...
Love the challenge suggestion, Baked Bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:42, archived)
# Not seen a visual version yet, so....

...and am aware it's the wrong Kim Jong to work
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:02, archived)
# haha, well spotted
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:24, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:39, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:42, archived)
# haha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 20:21, archived)
# Wow I've just seen this joke on a different background image on someone's facebook feed
\o/s
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:02, archived)
# Yeah alright
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:06, archived)
# Ha ha!
this makes me hapy
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:22, archived)
# Snowy's spotted the traitor, get him!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:25, archived)
# FROGCUNT
Get the fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:27, archived)
# How bloody bad is his eyesight?!!

I think this was taken on a Friday!

EDIT: This joke was nicked and used by me for the b3ta board. I apologize.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:16, archived)
# I've just seen this joke on a different background image on someone's facebook feed
where do you get your inspiration? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:19, archived)
# Not seen it on Facebook yet
I saw same background image with different text somewhere else. I was being lazy a.
Was a toss up to link it or rehash it. I chose not to link as there is a mad man loose in /links! XD
i.imgur.com/B9y8q9L.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:25, archived)
# wow
I was going to comment on how shit Ninj's "pulled pork" joke was, but this gazumps it. You are a fucking pathetic cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:32, archived)
# Wow
OK point taken
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] \o ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:40, archived)
# not wanting to join the hate mob, you have enough of that already
but that is stealing someone's joke, pretty sure Jimmy Carr has people killed for that sort of thing.

Buck your ideas up young man ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:37, archived)
# Oh didn't think it was so bad!
As I say I was being lazy. I just do and don't think sometimes.
Sorry about that
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:47, archived)
# I made this great pic but I'm being lazy but I hope you all like it cos it's mine
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:56, archived)
# OK sorry
I get it. I feel all dirty now
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:23, archived)
# People steal my shit all the time.
People like Frogbeat and....oh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:42, archived)
# Hello JollyJawaitaminute...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:43, archived)
# As *I* always say - don't plagiarize or take 'on loan'.
There's always someone, somewhere, with a big nose, who knows, who'll trip you up and laugh when you fall.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:08, archived)
# NEVER done it before
Well not knowingly. I should have just denied everything just like Kim!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:47, archived)
# *you* eh?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:06, archived)
# Wait, are you really trying to tell us Jimmy Carr has his OWN jokes?
Why doesn't he use any of them instead of all Bob Monkhouse's then? EH? EXPLAIN THAT WITH YOUR SO-CALLED "SCIENCE" MR HAPPYTOAST! If that's even your REAL name!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:57, archived)
# are you telling me he's going round killing all those people for no reason?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 14:10, archived)
# "Shits and giggles" isn't a reason anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 18 Dec 2014, 14:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:56, archived)
# I wish
this happened or maybe even given a quick gaz rather than fueling the fire
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:59, archived)
# You probably steal pics online and photoshop over them, but have no actual rights on the images themselves, but you'll tag it anyway to claim it as your own.
(why does everyone suddenly look so guilty?) o___o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 14:04, archived)
# They asked for hacker consultants & sons.
Best hackers for the job.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Gift injector is the way to go. WTF Rejected?! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:04, archived)
# Santa comes but once a year!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:14, archived)
# It's like being fucking married :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:16, archived)
# But when he does, at least he fills your stockings.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:50, archived)
# They did use once, during the christmas of 2009
But the autopilot kept mistaking children for chimneys

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:10, archived)
# filled right up with Christmas cheer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:12, archived)
# That's how the lawyers tried to spin it
But there was no escaping the fact 12 boys and girls had exploded from generous internal gifting
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:19, archived)
# it's put them right off turkey, that's for sure
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:20, archived)
# hahaha
I like this, great drawing
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:33, archived)
# "Did you know?" number 422:
Mrs Clause has a rocking horse stuck up her bumhole owing to a the X7-04.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:33, archived)
# she says that was the X7-04
But I heard she was filming a gangbang with the elves and she got carried away
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:38, archived)
# That's the power of The Gel.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 20:09, archived)
# Smashing
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:36, archived)
# oh my!! :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:49, archived)
# Dr Robotnik is running low on ideas
(evilengine, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:40, archived)
# Oink!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:59, archived)
# Haha
cheeky bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:02, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Jeremy Pig

de-ris for non /links people
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:43, archived)
# Ha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:12, archived)
# Cannibal Ho-Ho-Holocaust

stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 10:52, archived)
# Now it's Christmas
Woo! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 10:53, archived)
# YES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:07, archived)
# And I thought he smelt bad on the outside !
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:08, archived)
# Nothing feels like christmas more than a proper evisceration
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:39, archived)
# Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:46, archived)
# Now we know where meat raffle prizes come from
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:52, archived)
# and now for the stuffing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:12, archived)
# Well that's cheered me right up, thanks Butters!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:25, archived)
# nice card
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Following yonder star
Two kings and a lady king.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 10:45, archived)
# PIIIIIIGGGGGSSSSS IIIIIINNNNNN
NAAAATTTTTIIIIVVVVVVIIIITTTTTYYYYYY!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 10:55, archived)
# Woo Yay
/threadjacking for a moment to ask
Does anyone know how to get b3tards images through archive.org?
On speaking to many b3tans we're struggling to recover them.
Thanks and assumes the bumming positon.

(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:12, archived)
# Easiest way would be doing a whip round and shoving a load of cash Robtoos way to rehost them
jusayin
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:20, archived)
# barryheadwounds b3tard tip:
www.b3ta.com/board/11078113
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:39, archived)
#
Thank you kind sir.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:48, archived)
#
If I had the money I promise you I would put some to him for us all.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:46, archived)
# Gaz monkeon
I'm sure it was he who showed someone else
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:21, archived)
# I've managed to retrieve a few
by prefixing the image url (inc http) with web.archive.org/web/20140210055719/

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:39, archived)
#
Ooh thanks, I'll see what I can do.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:47, archived)
# Going to
web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.b3tards.com/u/XXXXXXXX/*

where XXXXXXX is replaced by your b3tards account id (you can find this in the image URL) should return all it has.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] mmm... cartoony...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 10:04, archived)
# I really want to bite this sod's head off right now...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:41, archived)
# you know it'd taste lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] pork scratching wreath anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 9:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11123221
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 9:44, archived)
# yes, yes you can...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 9:46, archived)
# Maybe I will hand this one inside though
So I can have a quick lick every time I pass it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 9:47, archived)
# mmm..... salty....
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 10:00, archived)
# Looks like a deep fried seahorse
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 10:04, archived)
# i love a good conspiracy theory.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 10:05, archived)
# Oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 10:06, archived)
# i couldn't possibly comment.
well, other than this comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 16:53, archived)
# A-tomik: Take on FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 9:41, archived)
# a-ha, a-ha, a-ha
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 9:56, archived)
# I tried so hard not to :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 10:05, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 10:06, archived)
# GAYFUCK
Well that's what Pedro said anyway about the original picture!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 10:06, archived)
# Aha
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:25, archived)
# MERRY FUCKMAS
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:22, archived)
# HA! HA!
Silly boy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:24, archived)
# CUNTBOY
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:30, archived)
# Now I have that shit song in my head.
You'll pay for this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] vintage pigup star
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 9:35, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 9:58, archived)
# if only disney were more smutty...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 10:01, archived)
# here here

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 10:02, archived)
# the posh ones are always the dirtiest.
it says here in this leaflet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 10:56, archived)
# "It gets a Zen from Len!"
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 9:34, archived)
# *signs Katie Hopkins up*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 9:35, archived)
# Sandy v Spongbob
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 9:43, archived)
# Alan Sugar Vs Piers Morgan
more of this BBC
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 9:55, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 10:15, archived)
# that I'd watch
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 10:49, archived)
# Actual celebrity fighting...brilliant.
Would keep me going until robot technology has evolved enough for "Robot Wars TO THE DEATH". Ninja-bot vs Bin-bot, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] No more jumping in muddy puddles for George
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 9:32, archived)
# fluffy pork and green beans
tits to tradition
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 9:35, archived)
# Pass the Peppa!
I'd break that glass in a second
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry]

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 10:22, archived)
# hahaha
winnar
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] oink and indeed oink.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 9:20, archived)
# 'Daddy, did you shop at Sainsbury's during the war?'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Dec 2014, 3:50, archived)
# Haha!
Hope he kept the receipt :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 7:08, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 7:43, archived)
# Do you fancy funding my kickstarter?
www.smuttytrenchladies.com

I've not finalised the business plan yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 7:46, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 8:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 9:38, archived)
# haha
bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 9:53, archived)
# A friendly Christmas warning from your pals at Krigletek.
(HughJorgens, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 3:00, archived)
# Continued
(HughJorgens, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 3:02, archived)
# PNGs are often too heavy, try JPG and set output size to less than 100k for stills.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 3:06, archived)
# Edit that.
Firstly to less than 100k, secondly just the nose should be red.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 3:03, archived)
# Less than 100? I will try.
(HughJorgens, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 3:05, archived)
# FAQ
For file size, 50k has always been a good target for a still image, but anything up to 100KB is acceptable.
You'll get the hang of it, and use the edit-post button, please don't delete and repost.
That drives the board-nazis right up the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 3:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 3:13, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 3:24, archived)
# I was hoping to see this.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Dec 2014, 3:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 3:28, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 3:58, archived)
# I figured it out. My software was telling me it was a jpg when it was still a png.
(HughJorgens, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 3:16, archived)
# In the old days, the board Nazis would have used your hollowed-out carcass as a wankbag.
These days, it's just a mild admonishment.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Dec 2014, 3:25, archived)
# Oh ya
Ve're much more passive aggressive now
(BrianThatIsCalledBrian in YOUR endo, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 9:20, archived)
# Good stuff. I also might suggest compo'ing them both...
but it might be too subtle a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 3:37, archived)
# Sho titz plz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 3:58, archived)
# *paging Hermann*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Dec 2014, 4:00, archived)
# *I like this*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Dec 2014, 3:54, archived)
# I like this too.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 10:10, archived)

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