CDC on the Moon?In 1969 Forrest "Frosty" Myers tried to get a tiny artwork installed on Apollo 12. When NASA didn't give him definitive permission, he persuaded a Grumman engineer to secretly place the tiny wafer onto the moon lander. Here's the wafer, with designs by six prominent artists of the day:
Andy Warhol contributed the top left design - clearly a CDC!
...Or is this a lie? The artwork exists, but there's no way to verify that it's on the moon without going and looking.
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Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:34,
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Andy Warhol contributed the top left design - clearly a CDC!
...Or is this a lie? The artwork exists, but there's no way to verify that it's on the moon without going and looking.
incorrect number of pubes per ballAndy Warhol, you are a rank amateur
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:40,
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it ran off 3 sim cards? thats fucknificent
R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!,
Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:48,
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A SIM card is probably more powerful than the Apollo on-board computerThey certainly have more storage: the AGC had just 4K of RAM!
The Apollo missions get more awesome with each piece of new information! 4k?!!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 10 Feb 2015, 15:50,
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The Byte to Weight ratio was also pretty highThose computers were huge.
ed-thelen.org/comp-hist/vs-mit-apollo-guidance.html
It is also the tech they are made from is amazing... rope core memory!
(ed-thelen.org/comp-hist/vs-mit-apollo-guidance.html
It is also the tech they are made from is amazing... rope core memory!
Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Tue 10 Feb 2015, 18:00,
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Fake!Shadows are wrong. And too brown.
( Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Tue 10 Feb 2015, 17:46,
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Willing to go take a look.Someone fetch us a couple of crates of Skull Attack, a scooter and a ramp.
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RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Tue 10 Feb 2015, 18:59,
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=) Looking forward to when genetic engineering has managed this!
(,
Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:42,
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This reminds me of a thought I was having a while backWhen/where did the characters in Star Wars ever poop?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:53,
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same applies to almost every filmup until Psycho they weren't even allowed to show a toilet on screen
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:58,
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Choose! Choose the form of the Destructor!
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:22,
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cocklidascopea thing of beauty but nwot
( R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!,
Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:31,
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you fool, don't cross the streams!
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:32,
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looks like slimer has a touch of jaundice there R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!,
Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:45,
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wo..... teardrops had two of em, im just sayin is all
( R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!,
Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:20,
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I've always considered the height estimate of 50 feet to be somewhat inaccurate.Splendidly silly, by the way...
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:46,
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attack of the liefeld feet woman more like, eh kids? drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:50,
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She was normal-sized at the start of the filmGrew to 50 feet, attacked, then thought "What am I doing?", grew a lot more, and started putting cars back and helping repair the damage. That's what's depicted on the poster.
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:11,
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Rubbish. What is depicted on the poster is several hundred blokes trying not to look like they're wanking up at a 20 foot long vagina.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:35,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Lies"){kind=small}
If this isn't asking for trouble.....I don't know what is!
https://twitter.com/Mr_Thackway/status/564726246840737794
I'm sure Mr Thackway's year 6 class would also like to learn what happens when you add Photoshop into the mix. ;D
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Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:25,
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https://twitter.com/Mr_Thackway/status/564726246840737794
I'm sure Mr Thackway's year 6 class would also like to learn what happens when you add Photoshop into the mix. ;D
hahahaha yeahnow do a shit in your hand
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:33,
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YeaDo a shit in your hand and then clap!
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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:43,
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YeaDo a shit in your hand and then clap and then run your fingers through your hair!
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:45,
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hahaha it's a win/win by the looks of it mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 10 Feb 2015, 6:52,
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If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 23:00,
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Then pull your left leg outand shake it all about
( Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Tue 10 Feb 2015, 0:06,
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i didWHAT DO I DO WITH IT NOW?!?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 23:02,
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What you normally doHit 'Post a new message' button XD
( Frogbeat,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 23:13,
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you're all very terribly helpful
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 23:36,
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I considered something kinky but he teaches Primary School...By the way, his other Twitter account, @JackThackway, is filled with terrible spelling and grammar. And the profile pic features alcohol and someone giving the middle finger. Hardly the kind of pic you'd want your primary school pupils to see.
Fortunately for him, I don't use Twitter.
(Fortunately for him, I don't use Twitter.
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:54,
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palms of his hands are not brown enough PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 23:03,
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HahaWish I wasn't going to bed in about a minute.
( boris the spider,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 23:57,
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Boring old laws, like gravity, are for the proles Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 20:20,
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The Boris Jet Packpowered by hot air and hesitation
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Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 21:25,
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He always looks like he's on his way to special school.
inexpressible started a joke on,
Tue 10 Feb 2015, 6:35,
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be fair, it's pretty difficult to match someone to themselves drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 18:21,
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:Dthat's quite the face he's pulling, like he's just spotted his wife getting her arse out for other men again
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 18:37,
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It's been a while since the last roadsigncomp, I think(
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 17:00,
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^this
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 18:55,
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It was my finest B3ta hour.It even made the papers, but they didn't credit me or us.
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 19:00,
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I think it's the "Slow Children" that really makes it
(
boris the spider,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 20:23,
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He heThat was a last minute thought, and I knew just how wrong it was. But rules are rules, once it was in my head...
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 21:40,
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:)Alas, these days it just makes me think of Frankie Boyle. And his massive ginger beard.
( boris the spider,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 23:57,
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none needed
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:42,
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WILSON! FOR! PRESIDENT!
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 12:54,
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he'll attract the floating voters Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 12:58,
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He could have an inaugural ball Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:05,
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he could indeedas long as he doesn't fedex the invitations
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:07,
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Is this soccer related?Blood on his hands, rubbed over someone balls, turns out it was a dead mans face who is actually running for Presidest...
Or am I reading too much into this?
(Or am I reading too much into this?
XLVII .uk,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:39,
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you know too much*hires snipers*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:00,
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my dogs got no arse...
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 11:57,
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it was bound to happenit's nature's answer to stopping dog bumhole fingering. evolution at work, people!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 12:30,
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you'd be taking a risk with those teeth Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 12:54,
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ahh, a dog that can lick itself clean without straining its back PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 12:34,
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haha!
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:11,
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hallo!who's that? i don't recognise him...
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 11:58,
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Got bored at the weekend so I thought I'd beat my son up!
What did you get up to?
XLVII .uk,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 9:02,
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Nice(Traffic's busy round your way.)
(
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 9:09,
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That's not far off what that road is likelike most of Southends roads.
( XLVII .uk,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 9:28,
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Haha :D Bit worried about his arm turning purple when he raises his arm though!All 7 people in the house have colds so nothing was done.
Oh and the dog has a poorly eye and is now a walking lamp! So I didn't even walk him \o/
(Oh and the dog has a poorly eye and is now a walking lamp! So I didn't even walk him \o/
Frogbeat,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 10:24,
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HeheI must have hit him too hard!
I actually took my dog out for the first time this year, he didn't thank me for it.
7 people? That's a lot of germs.
(I actually took my dog out for the first time this year, he didn't thank me for it.
7 people? That's a lot of germs.
XLVII .uk,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 10:37,
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Mine is too fast. He has been warned but as I explained to the officer he can't bloody read!
**NEWS FLASH! It's kicking off in France again!**
Frogbeat,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 10:41,
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HahahaWhat's happening in France? Is it worth clicking to a different site?
( XLVII .uk,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 10:49,
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A google news search for Marseille indicates other wires have picked up on it Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 12:00,
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37 years ago I started playing the trumpet.Then 34 years ago I gave it up. This week I started playing again.
The following is from a recurring dream my neighbours have started having.
(The following is from a recurring dream my neighbours have started having.
Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 23:38,
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Fortunately there'll be no bits of poo on the mouthpiece.
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Shlvng,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 23:43,
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*imagines straining*Finally, a continuous, thin, poo erupts from the mouthpiece...
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 0:58,
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you just put your cheeks together, and blow drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 7:58,
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From the xray you're about 11. And have Perthe's disease.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 11:52,
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I thought it was an older malewith erosive arthritis of the right hip and likely secondary to avascular necrosis, but hey, I think our number one concern here is the rectal trumpet ingestion.
( Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 16:45,
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Driller K(am)iller!edit: that's not actually a drill, is it?
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 23:03,
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She actually looks betterFoul bitch
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 23:21,
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Better than what? The festering dags of an alcoholic troll?(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 0:38,
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I recognise that guy!He was quite a looker when he was younger
( boris the spider,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 23:41,
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Aren't you a little short for a porntrooper?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 0:49,
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A dreadwhich has been illustrated by science.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 22:07,
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*has flashbacks, seeks councel, gets radicalized, bombs Danish designer of tan airy open workspace furniture*
(,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 7:23,
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I remember those days - the horror, the horrorit's so much better being self-employed, except for the total lack of income
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 22:12,
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I was offered a job this weekless pay, different cunts. Decided to stick with the assortment I currently have.
(
gaijintendo Regular Member,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 22:27,
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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - "PUNCHED BARNEY IN THE FACE".
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 0:52,
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Nicely done,needs more widely spaced faces to get an FP though.
{:-p
({:-p
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 21:05,
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Jason Stackham! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 21:52,
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I saw him in Lock Stock, and 3 Mandelbrots PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 23:10,
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"...probably just a cystI'd keep an eye on it though."
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 23:23,
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oohhhh got me on the scollerthis is very hard to look at, nice job
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 4:40,
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hey hey hey hey!.... PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 21:52,
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Sorry, don't know the tune. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 23:25,
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...and I thought you were a kind person PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 0:16,
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looks a bit like a lick-me-bite-you PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 21:20,
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Winner!is what i'd say if you got it right fb but unfortunately the correct answer is
***Geoff Capes Big Shot***
(***Geoff Capes Big Shot***
R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 18:01,
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let's try that again, shall we?
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:05,
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*chokes tea* Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:30,
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She's divorced from David Duchovny now Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 18:48,
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{:-D Standing cat is offended. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 18:47,
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i'm posting all of my frog pics today
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:58,
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an insane bitchwho pretends she's going to kill herself to get people to give her money
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:59,
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sadly, noat 41, she should know better.
bugger, i'm late for my drunkening!
(bugger, i'm late for my drunkening!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:10,
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But I read it as Sharon's A Tit Again
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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:58,
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'king hellImaging mating with that.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 23:22,
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oh, you fucking nonsense! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 12:33,
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