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(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:34, archived)
# arc?
just coz it's your b3taday, doesn't mean you can go off all willy-nilly
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:38, archived)
# HaHAHA I didn't catch that!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:43, archived)
# Fixed.
in bare ass ing
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:47, archived)
# Q: What kind of animal would you use if you need to save two of every ark?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:56, archived)
# A: Aardvark
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:04, archived)
# Hmmm
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 18:27, archived)
# ArkWelder
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:38, archived)
# A Fuckark
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:48, archived)
# Atomic. 'E's an animal, innee? Eh? Eh? Do wot?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:48, archived)
# Did he run off and join the circus?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 18:06, archived)
# ...!...
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 23:57, archived)
# Those are some hot ladies!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 0:59, archived)
# Grrrrrrr...
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 23:10, archived)
# A: Waremouse
(, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 1:13, archived)
# O!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 8:44, archived)
# Pfft FP this now!! :D
#JusticeForBorisKarloff
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:02, archived)
# : ) I need some of those badges that explain my plight.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:47, archived)
# nicely
and candles !!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 18:07, archived)
# Thank you!!!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 18:21, archived)
# Pfff
PFFFFFFT
(, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 14:39, archived)
# Illumination can be yours with this tripartite alliance!
*/Lurk*

Must especially let the b3tans know...

*Lurk*



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(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:15, archived)
# *offers wallet*
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:25, archived)
# Well
That's me reached enlightenment.

Bit of a let-down, to be honest.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:31, archived)
# post for you
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:42, archived)
# Herr Pat and his white-supremacist cat
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:47, archived)
# old meme is old
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:51, archived)
# but topical
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:08, archived)
# :)

(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:08, archived)
# This still needs to be made
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:19, archived)
# anything with GMOS in will be a smash
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:26, archived)
# correct
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 18:27, archived)
# Thirded.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 19:57, archived)
# Hurrah! D)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 23:49, archived)
# needs more Quo
(, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:32, archived)
# Photobucket seems to have removed mine
Luckily, some cunt stole it, compressed it and put his own website name under it
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:16, archived)
# I'm especially proud a 10-year younger me thought of adding the armband
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:17, archived)
# did you inform riverghost? he loves to white knight , for he is an internet warrior
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:27, archived)
# With cape and floppy disk containing teh uplaod coedz?


Photobucket only used to ever delete my CDC-type images (hah!), but it turns out they also don't like children's tv shows.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:54, archived)
# yeah
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:06, archived)
# a royal satanic nazi postman?
that's a new one.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:07, archived)
# Needs more reptilian shapeshifter
And remember kids: you can't say Lizard without saying Liz
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:12, archived)
# : )
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:56, archived)
# Am I right?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:36, archived)
# This should be the new image challenge.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:42, archived)
# Either that, or...
If Judy Dench was to hatch, what would be inside?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:43, archived)
# Dame Judy?!?
How could she?

*sobs*
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:54, archived)
# another slightly smaller judy
it's judys all the way
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:19, archived)
# JUDY, Judy, judy
judy
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:32, archived)
# Sweet rice pudding.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 22:20, archived)
# mmmmm
*drools*

does is have a skin on the top? all purply brown and wrinkly?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 23:21, archived)
# Yes, always.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 16:36, archived)
# gooood :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 0:12, archived)
# that's a very nice, but a we're already gonna get one
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:14, archived)
# haha :D
lipstick
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:46, archived)
# Huge erections?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:24, archived)
# ways to cross large expanses of water
by penis
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:47, archived)
# Water reflections of magenta erections
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:06, archived)
# that's beautiful
*wells up*
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:33, archived)
# The 3 pube rule has been admirably adhered to. : )
I see cocks everywhere
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:53, archived)
# and why shouldn't you? it's your b3taday!!! Happy celebrations!!
have a nosh job on me :D



(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:35, archived)
# I would love to see the non-shopped image! HaHA ! funny and thanks
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:49, archived)
# here u go
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:45, archived)
# thank you. I think?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:53, archived)
# here's a link to one :D
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 19:25, archived)
# wow!
so the guy was shaking his head back and forth, and he (or a buddy) got the perfect snapshot.

I wonder what everyday folk (like that guy in the picture) do when one sees oneself memed to exhaustion on the web.

Their classmates might nickname them based on the picture.

I would call him flappy or something if he was a classmate of mine.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:27, archived)
# I think he did the whole "sucking your lips into shot glasses so it looks like a baboons hole" thing
I'd call him 'horse snatch gob' but everyone would laugh at me, not him

Then I'd call him "purply browns" (named after old lady curtains) and respect would be restored


*thumbs up*
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 23:24, archived)
# or he could have used some sort of camera jiggery like my mate Stevo did here


remember when the camera filters were all the rage?
this picture made me sick with laughter :D x
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 23:30, archived)
# Frankly my dear, I'm jus' here to bang your ham!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 13:26, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 18:29, archived)
# FUCK NO
(, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 0:09, archived)
# Cor!!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:44, archived)
# Ach, Hair Führer!
It took a lot of product to get hair like that. Shampoo, conditioner and a Final Solution.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:47, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:26, archived)
# Maybe she's born with it
Maybe it's Majdanek.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:56, archived)
# This looks strangely sexy
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 13:17, archived)
# I'm so glad it's not just me
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:16, archived)
# It's those...
'Come to Dresden eyes'
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:27, archived)
# KOMM MAL RAUS eyes
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:17, archived)
# Bunker? I barely knew 'er
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:32, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Tory TV - if they don't want the BBC, what do they want to watch?
Scams, Cons and Traps - design some new ones, give criminals ideas
Fake Mistakes - add goofs to films, tv shows and create fake fail images. Can you get on Snopes?
Inverse Internet - Arsebook etc.


(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:44, archived)
# These all seem part of one single larger plan

Option 7b: Festive Crabs please
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:52, archived)
# Seagulls
ta
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:17, archived)
# Seagulls ftw :D
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:40, archived)
# Option iii/3/three ta
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:05, archived)
# fake mistakes
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:42, archived)
# F for Falco
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:59, archived)
# C, please. Where's the little boys room?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:04, archived)
# ^ this
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:21, archived)
# Happy Candles!!
 photo BorisCandle_zpsc2hhqjjx.gif
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:41, archived)
# WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Many thanks!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:39, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:42, archived)
# iii
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:37, archived)
# Fake Mistakes
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:40, archived)
# B
I like a nice B
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:38, archived)
# fast forward 2 weeks
In today's headlines; a masked criminal who calls himself 'An Egg' has been on a crime spree. He claims that the radical terrorist website called b3ta.com had published various unusual techniques for long list of criminal activities.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:50, archived)
# Shh...
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:10, archived)
# :D :D
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:40, archived)
# All of them
Or, Fake Mistakes.

(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:51, archived)
# :)
joy
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:55, archived)
# lesbian mistakes
or just mistakes if that's easier?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 13:06, archived)
# hmm...

(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:22, archived)
# IF JUDY DENCH IF JUDY DENCH IF JUDY DENCH IF JUDY DENCH IF JUDY DENCH
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:07, archived)
# I often wonder that myself
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 5:22, archived)
# Well done!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 5:28, archived)
# Candles!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 5:33, archived)
# Thank you!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 5:37, archived)
# happy candleday to you Boris
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 5:34, archived)
# thankz
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 5:38, archived)
# Yeah, man.....waxiness upon ye!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 8:03, archived)
# : )
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:22, archived)
# "Happy b3taday BorisKarloff"
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 8:36, archived)
# Gracias amigo!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:22, archived)
# De nada
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:40, archived)
# Merry candles BK
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:04, archived)
# Your too kind!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:23, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:38, archived)
# : ) x10
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 5:30, archived)
# hahah I don't even
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 5:34, archived)
#
https://instagram.com/p/5Yi5Q5iI_h/
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 5:43, archived)
# Who made that ladder?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Adolf Hitler - Minecraft
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 1:30, archived)
# Psst!
Kraft (and it has been done.)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 4:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Where'd he go?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 0:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Fat
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 23:57, archived)
# He's fully functional...
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 23:59, archived)
# You know I've never seen that star trek porn video. I wonder if they kept the treknobabble.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry] 1983 reference
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:12, archived)
# Haha!
Excellent *click* :)
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:51, archived)
# Ha!
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 23:40, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Even through the blindfold, Ana could tell Christian didn't have a 5 1/4" floppy anymore...
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:50, archived)
#
EGA?
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:20, archived)
# That's the next one
Then it all ends with VGA
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:24, archived)
# You spelled "vag" wrong.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 23:35, archived)
# That's the thing with BDSM
You don't always get what you were expecting!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 7:11, archived)
# Nothing better to do.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:49, archived)
[challenge entry] inspired by a doco i watched recently, excuse the artz, no graphic pen for my pad.. and im shite.
excuse the artz no graphic pen for my pad.. and im shite.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:55, archived)
# -_-
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:35, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:53, archived)
# Kate's looking rough
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:40, archived)
# roffle
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:28, archived)
# pfftt
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 23:49, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 1:03, archived)
# CANDLES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
\o/
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 1:24, archived)
# : )
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 1:28, archived)
# 5 candles -- pshhhh, n00b!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 1:54, archived)
# Eyez luv u
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 2:29, archived)
# aw, widdle fwufffwuff
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 4:28, archived)
# Hahaha 8D
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:05, archived)
# whoa lil wooer!
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:12, archived)
# You fuck ONE GOAT
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:26, archived)
# I think it was the nine thousand and sixty five times that led to that.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] !

(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:50, archived)
#

(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:13, archived)
# Screw you, pedantic punctuation panda.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 21:52, archived)

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