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[challenge entry] They work their own door

(Frogcloset (noun), Sat 5 Dec 2015, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooh Matron
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 23:21, archived)
# *Sid James dirty laugh*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 23:24, archived)
# top shop!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Dec 2015, 23:25, archived)
# Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 23:52, archived)
# *dirty laugh*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 0:59, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 1:59, archived)
# Well this came from out of the blue.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 2:13, archived)
# What you did there, I see it :)
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 14:36, archived)
# : )
fan forever!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 17:10, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 2:34, archived)
# Instaclassic!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 2:39, archived)
# Excellent.
(pahakyy, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 6:59, archived)
# This is ace
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 13:55, archived)
# Aces!
Not only a top shop, but a bloody good album too :)
You win a prize if that is actually your own album!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 20:52, archived)
# That's good!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 22:15, archived)
# Ha! Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Alligator, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 23:04, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 23:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 23:53, archived)
# i say!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Merican comics from the 1940s - their most famous bit.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 23:01, archived)
# hAyyyAbbBBAAAATTT!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 0:21, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 1:01, archived)
# Third Bass!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPu5KKrvp3I
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 1:25, archived)
# a true classic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 1:34, archived)
#
I like The Little Rascals a tad more tho :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhWY6yFJsDY
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 1:36, archived)
# Idea shamlessly nicked from down yonder...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 22:41, archived)
# I always
wondered what was in there...
(dognutz, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 22:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 2:33, archived)
# fish!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 2:38, archived)
# top drippage!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 2:51, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 3:44, archived)
# Is it to early for festive crap?


And the crappy caption is.....
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 21:59, archived)
# Driving a Stollen car?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 22:10, archived)
# Followed by a bunfight at the O-cake Corral?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 22:15, archived)
# oh my god.........
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 22:24, archived)
# now see?!?
you have other people doing it now!
you're just a bad kid
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 22:26, archived)
# Just taking the rolls for a spin
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 22:30, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 22:26, archived)
# they see me stollen'
i be arctic rollin'
givin' me shit on a b3ta blog
while i'm just riding
my christmas log
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 22:37, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 23:53, archived)
# i miss you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 0:05, archived)
# EAT ME, YAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 22:26, archived)
# Is he out on a date?
(I suck at this sometimes)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 22:39, archived)
# Or out raisin hell
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 23:30, archived)
# I was just trying to sugar-coat it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 0:05, archived)
# How about a Dune Sandworm cake?
kitchenoverlord.com/2015/12/03/dune-week-spice-filled-sandworm/
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 1:23, archived)
# its
DRIVE IT LIKE ITS STOLLEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 21:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 21:33, archived)
# Military Hardware Porn
(spellingmistakescostlives .com, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 18:20, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 18:25, archived)
# Admit it
this is a powerpoint slide from a sales conference isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 18:27, archived)
# So are you pro- or anti-war?
Can't tell from this otherwise informative illustration.

*launches the wooyay missile*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 19:17, archived)
# that did a rather splendid job of reminding me quite how angry I am about all of this
well done you've undone the good work of 4 strong beers
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 20:13, archived)
# By rolling out video they've broken FACEBOOK. OH, NOES...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35006618
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 20:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 20:31, archived)
# just sprained my fingers repeatedly clicking I like this
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 21:16, archived)
# Ha Very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 21:59, archived)
# i like this
moog rhymes with rogue - wake up sheeple!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 22:02, archived)
# no
moog like a coo
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 2:49, archived)
# heehee
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 22:14, archived)
# Absolutely fucking brilliant.
Close to a classic such as your Action Man figurines.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 22:30, archived)
# really nice work
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 22:55, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 2:47, archived)
# tl;dr
I hope there will be explosions.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 22:11, archived)
# not sure how this happened but a newsletter
ok I know - I also wrote some code that parsed the site so I could get a draft and then hand edit it - figured it was worth a go.

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue670/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:49, archived)
# excellent, so what percentage is robot?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:54, archived)
# hard to answer really
basically if it says X say, "This monkey gif is amazing" then that's probably code that's lifted stuff from board

But then, I've still edited a fair bit of that too.

Essentially makes a broken first draft that I can fix.

It's not that different from how I used to do it - just removes all the fucking cut and paste and jumping around to diff bits of the site.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 17:00, archived)
# i was parsing this chick so hard the other night
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:54, archived)
# Wow
This was a strange moment to check out /board again. Thanks Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:55, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 18:11, archived)
# God works in mysterious whey
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 21:00, archived)
# WTF!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 17:16, archived)
# FUCKY WHAT!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 17:26, archived)
# Links -->
Wait, what the hell just happened?

I for one welcome our new newsletter-reaping robot overlord.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 17:53, archived)
# It's like a comet
None for ages, then one comes along at once!

rob, are you a queen? Smashy wants a knighthood.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 18:06, archived)
# I once planned a whole complicated honours system for b3ta
but I forget how it worked
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 18:10, archived)
# Free money all around, one hopes
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 19:55, archived)
# Your monkey newsletter is amazing!!
put that in your cron and parse it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 22:09, archived)
# WTF?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] coz im happy
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Too Soon?
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:03, archived)
# too soon for what?
what have i missed?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:19, archived)
# Was a sick reference
to Huntleys crimes
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:24, archived)
# ah, right
*buggers off to watch snooker*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:27, archived)
# I'll get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] ...er Ronnie Wood
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 15:39, archived)
# i bet he would!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:01, archived)
# *adjusts glasses* "And the Rod Stewart said..."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 20:28, archived)
# Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi visits site of Chennai Floods...
Read this..

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-34991822

I started wondering if there were any other disasters he may have witnessed over the years....

9/11 .. obviously ...




But also, back in the 1980's - Chernobyl...




and Space Shuttle Challenger exploding.




And going further back.... Oh, the Humanity!!




Still it's not all bad news, he did go to the moon...




Errm, That's it.



Oh, before I forget:-



Laundry's nearly done.

Thanks..

"All bandwagons are shit." Cheers for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 15:31, archived)
# ha, proper chuckle for the laundry
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 15:32, archived)
# Pressed ham!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 18:20, archived)
# I hadn't read the BBC thing and scrolling up figured this must have been the original
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 9:31, archived)
# Haha
Look photo Look_zpsq7i6ljtf.jpg
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 15:39, archived)
# lol very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 15:52, archived)
# This could run Barbie...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 15:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 19:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:01, archived)
# Haha
It is the dentist from 'The Marathon Man' isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:05, archived)
# Hahaha poo
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:17, archived)
# delurks
to woo
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 15:39, archived)
# Imagine the shock


I'm sure there's room for just one more. Don't want to flood the place...
(Mumbly Jumbert, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:19, archived)
# it's all getting a bit goatse now
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:24, archived)
# as always the temptation is there...
but then i take leave of my senses
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:29, archived)
# i struggled with temptation...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:35, archived)
# Raaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:43, archived)
# Narendra Modi's Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:34, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 19:38, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 22:01, archived)
# At the world cup.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 17:15, archived)
# Yeah sorry, it just popped in there so why not.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 17:21, archived)
# Thread's been up more than six hours already
and not a single goatse image yet. The fuck, this isn't the b3ta I used to know. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 21:57, archived)
# Rolling, rolling, rolling...




(dognutz, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 22:30, archived)
# lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 1:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Apparently Lemmy Henry's been given a knighthood
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 15:15, archived)
# anyone left to be knighted in the UK?
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Dec 2015, 15:20, archived)
# "Sir Happytoast" has a certain ring to it
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 15:29, archived)
# voted "least likely to succeed" at the round table
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 15:34, archived)
# Man, those fundraising charities can be judgemental
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:04, archived)
# me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:02, archived)
# So who around here has the authority to knight people?
Is Rob a queen?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:19, archived)
# i've heard rumours
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:27, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Excellent. The look of a scared rabbit. Forgot to delete his 'history' on his Premier Inn account
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 15:21, archived)
# Needs more wart
but woo anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 15:30, archived)
# I considered it :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 15:33, archived)
# that makes him a paedo...
/law of averages
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Alligator, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Shu-up
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:54, archived)
# what is that running down his leg?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:14, archived)
# It's GG Allin..
..So pick the worst thing you can think of - and you will probably be correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:16, archived)
# Don't you have scars?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 15:14, archived)
# no, we don't have those here.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:00, archived)
# I heard Plastic Surgery was common
Is that because you are all made from plastic?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 18:05, archived)
# Where's the Party......
(northern, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:28, archived)
#


Click for bigger (238 kb)
(clarkymoo, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:07, archived)
# That's OK I'll use the first 3
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:34, archived)
# they're opening a fifth soon too
genuinely annoying if you live in dunfermline and work in edinburgh, it turns a 20 mile commute into a 60 mile one.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 15:56, archived)
# Nobody works in Scotland
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 18:23, archived)
# Just made these little fellas
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:41, archived)
# that's ace! :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:28, archived)
# Is that a milking appendage?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:28, archived)
# AT-AT's ace!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 20:37, archived)

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