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# Our cars are good!

De-ris - www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36089558
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 13:45, archived)
# i <3 My Mitsubishi
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 14:50, archived)
# Actually, "Mitsubishi" has three "i"s, not less than 3
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 14:53, archived)
# ...and that's EXACTLY why I voted for iii in the 'Image Challenge Vote'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 14:57, archived)
# i just want to rub that with sandpaper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 14:56, archived)
# Victoria Wood is dead
fuck you, Grim Reaper!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 15:35, archived)
# Described as a 'Comedian'
srsly????
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 16:07, archived)
# i know
it should be comedienne
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 16:10, archived)
# Why can't someone even more shit like Michael McIntyre die ffs!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 16:17, archived)
# because i'm a terrible shot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 16:19, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 16:23, archived)
# mitsushitti
mitsubishit?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 15:32, archived)
# Emissions are still better than a Volksgaggin'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 18:01, archived)
# Made another Star Wars car
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 11:48, archived)
# Most WOO!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 11:51, archived)
# 100 times better than anything Kahn Design can do
Have a click.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 11:57, archived)
# Bin dun. for real :)
Hot Wheels Darth Vader Car - Jay Leno's Garage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMoGFbhLgJw
(waxdart hello., Wed 20 Apr 2016, 12:18, archived)
# But that's 2015! I made this below in 2010! And it was done on here before that one too.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 12:36, archived)
# The fuckers knickered your idea!
cunts!
(waxdart hello., Wed 20 Apr 2016, 15:17, archived)
# You got 'em by the goolies
££££££££££££££
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 16:09, archived)
# inspired...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 12:59, archived)
# hahaha
I'd buy this
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 13:41, archived)
# i always thought they could do an awesome darth vader helmet shaped tent for camping in.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 14:27, archived)
# lols
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 15:30, archived)
# him doing the "I'm a little teapot song"
would both scare and delight me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 15:37, archived)
# it's like the Anti-Pope mobile :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 21 Apr 2016, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Donkey Kong FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 10:25, archived)
# haha, lovely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] ha ha
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 11:58, archived)
# that's gonna make a mighty splash
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 12:16, archived)
# haha!!
Peel out, man!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 12:57, archived)
# I did a shoot with a man in a banana suit running accross a field once *Trufax*
I didn't have a bi-plane chasing him though, that was a different day different shoot *Trufax* also
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 16:13, archived)
# well now we know.
Trufax is the collaboration of the words true and facts. It is the highest grade of facts and is irrefutable,
if someone unjustly claims trufax they are in breach of the law that is trufax and are sentenced a punishment,
that can range from a cash pay out to death. Within a group of individuals, there are assigned truth knights,
or The Champion Knights of Truth, these are the people who confirm claims, or rule against an unjust claim,
of trufax. But in the wrong hands, the power of trufax can be terribly abused, so choose your knights wisely,
for they have the power to confirm even the most hideous of truths.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 16:46, archived)
# Indeed a word oft abused by the Tories
Trufax
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 10:17, archived)
# Ning Ninj
Devin Ratray?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 11:48, archived)
# Haha
Ning Q! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 11:51, archived)
# Boris?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 16:14, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Shakespeare - He died 400 years ago on Saturday, celebrate
Your journey to work - Be inspired and make a mockery of the soul destroying commute
Children's Art - Animate it, make a photo-realistic version it, or get your kids to draw a b3ta meme.
Science Albums - top tunes from the lab

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 7:50, archived)
# iii
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 8:05, archived)
# RON
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 8:47, archived)
# Ron Shakespeare ?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 12:59, archived)
#
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 9:03, archived)
# Shakespeare
You cowardly knave
(gijoel, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 9:12, archived)
# my journey to work is a really nice one. sorry.
why not give billy speares a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 9:30, archived)
# Recep Tayyip Erdogan
or
Children's Art
ta
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 10:58, archived)
# This
I heard he puts up bog rolls with the paper facing the wall
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 17:23, archived)
# He don't like it up 'im
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 17:31, archived)
# iii with tits
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 11:04, archived)
# erm...
shakespeare I guess...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 11:59, archived)
# 50% 1 and 50% iii
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 12:32, archived)
# iii
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 13:09, archived)
# ...or write in vote for IRL tools that look like goatse



EDIT: or fashion goatse: i.imgur.com/P35c75j.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 13:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Fall fashion goatse could quickly gain in popularity
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 16:05, archived)
# iii
eyeyeye
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 14:38, archived)
# Shakespeare please...
...with or without his sister.
(AdrianJ, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Was better in my head..


Click for bigger (133 kb)
Probably shouldn't have bothered. But... Well... Feck it!
(101 Teeth, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 23:47, archived)
# I think no one commented on this because, well, frankly, it's a bit too sexual.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 15:00, archived)
# Joke > technique, right fellas?
right fellas?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Apr 2016, 22:15, archived)
# Prolly bindun a hundred times, but who cares.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Apr 2016, 22:15, archived)
# I care. I really care. If anything, I care too much.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 22:53, archived)
# Bit gay m(2^3)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Apr 2016, 23:07, archived)
# Yay Ripley!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 23:16, archived)
# I choose 'not', but nice try all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 20 Apr 2016, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Add a banana peel
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 21:52, archived)
# AUTUMN CLOTHING TRENDS
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 21:56, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 4:37, archived)
# jokes about fall fashions are rapidly gaining in popularity
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 21:56, archived)
# shush!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 22:23, archived)
# I totally saw this coming
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 4:38, archived)
# mofaha: the man with the bubblare stare
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 9:03, archived)
# aww, c'mon now -- we wouldn't want anyone thinking that Fall Fashion Jokes are gaining in popularity!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 22:22, archived)
# I tried to tell you guys
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 4:38, archived)
# I like
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 23:18, archived)
# NOW HOLLLLD ON A MINUTE THERE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 4:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 19:41, archived)
# "the banana is big"
"but its skin is even bigger"
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 20:00, archived)
# That's deep, man
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 22:23, archived)
# Oh BB-8 you are funny

imgur.com/gallery/PZpkL/new
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 18:51, archived)
# Bit late for help, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 19:06, archived)
# help me mohammed al fayed, you're my onl...
...CRASH!

*too soon?*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 20:14, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Alligator, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 18:44, archived)
# Nooooooooo!

(AdrianJ, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 17:34, archived)
# They'll look fine when they turn black.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 17:45, archived)
# WHERE THE HELL IS SUNDAELUNCH? THIS COMPO IS PERFECT FOR HER.
(Nice Sithery).
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 19:45, archived)
# WOO
Struggling to find your tag
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 20:00, archived)
# Argh! Why did you say that?
It's like Where's Wally...
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 20:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 9:08, archived)
# Teslabirds Are Go!

I can offer nothing except apologies to explain my actions.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 16:00, archived)
# controlling power without wires
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] You're gonna need a bigger fruit bowl
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 15:30, archived)
# We're gonna need a banana boat, LOL
...that, and a casket :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 15:45, archived)
# banana blood
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 20:02, archived)
# This came up in my FB feed. Apart from blurring the comment, it's unaltered.
They couldn't have chosen a poorer taste related article if they tried. Brilliant.




(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:08, archived)
# *opens popcorn*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:26, archived)
# *steals popcorn*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:28, archived)
# The guy in the snack place jizzed in the popcorn.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:35, archived)
# *eats doughnut instead*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:50, archived)
#
*steals doughnut*
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 15:06, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 15:15, archived)
# *sticks penis through hole in the bottom of popcorn*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:32, archived)
# that's some small penis
to fit through a piece of popcorn
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:35, archived)
# *salute Kernel Von Helmet*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:51, archived)
# The LAD Bible?
top bantz
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:42, archived)
# It passes time in the office.
I suppose I should have cut that bit off. But I can't be fucked to change it now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:42, archived)
# have the LAD bible released a LAD translation of the actual bible?
like King James did, or that one with a mistake in it?
regards

ya what
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 14:09, archived)
# Good idea
And the scribes and the Pharisees began to reason, saying, Who is this which speaketh blasphemies? Who can forgive sins, but God alone?

But when Jesus perceived their thoughts, he answering said unto them, it's just a bit of banter, mate, alright?
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 14:57, archived)
# the last supper would obviously be at nandos, or #cheekynandos
as I believe it's pronounced.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 15:18, archived)
# They steal so much stuff its awful
99.9% of London open mic comedy have had bits taken. Apart from me. :)
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 Apr 2016, 14:10, archived)
# Sadly this seems to have stopped...
https://twitter.com/LadbibleSources
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 14:45, archived)
# It's very sexist, they need to do a LADY bible too.
For talking about knitting and baking and periods n shit.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 14:36, archived)
# I've never had a lady respond well when I try and talk about shit :(
Evidently it's something they only talk about with their ladymates rather than the seedy greb in a faded jacket leering at them on the bus
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] A classic scene:
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 12:23, archived)
# my first experience as an 8 year old in a chat room
was getting banned by a mod named "bananas" for posting "shove your bananas up your arse". I didn't know there was a user called bananas and I'm not even joking about this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 12:31, archived)
# does it feel better for finally telling someone about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 12:34, archived)
# no I had a few friends around when it happened
we were "surfing the internet"

we stay in touch
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 12:36, archived)
# well that's a nice end to an interesting story.
thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 12:41, archived)
# I, for one, would like to hear more amusing anecdotes about this "internet"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:26, archived)
# ok, gronk-o what ya got?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 14:03, archived)
# Fuck you man!
I was that mod and the constant fucking tirade of filth that came out of your mouth was unconscionable and unstoppable. The last and final recourse I had was to ban you, after the police, your parents and your school failed to shut down your degenerate horror.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 21:05, archived)
# who is banana
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 12:35, archived)
# yes, that's right.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 12:41, archived)
# Invisibanana.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 12:42, archived)
# nobody is banana, banana is a concept
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:26, archived)
# He is banana
b3ta.com/board/11196590
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:38, archived)
# you are a very naughty person
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:51, archived)
# When I heard just how much you like bananas
I couldn't help but do the most awful thing

sorry :-D
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] nomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 11:07, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 19 Apr 2016, 9:56, archived)
# take me down to the fandabbiedozie where the grass is green....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 10:20, archived)
# ...and the girls dress as schoolboys
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Insert a Banana
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 6:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Insert a Banana
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Insert a Banana
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Mushroom Banana Pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:37, archived)
# Needs more David Cameron and Stingrays
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:59, archived)
# it doesn't. it really doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2016, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Fruit Flys Like a Banana
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:46, archived)
# Cor blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 14:39, archived)

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