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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 21:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 21:38, archived)
# Hahaha
FP THIS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 21:49, archived)
# Chipmunks are go!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 22:15, archived)
# Haha!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 14 Jul 2016, 22:39, archived)
# 'one is a big fan of skaw*"
*ska
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 22:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 23:34, archived)
# Excellement.
May girls mad at me..
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 0:37, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^^Thanks to all!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 1:27, archived)
# A friend just sent me this somewhat related image tonight
Masonic Shriners from 1925 doing some strange ritual...

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 4:10, archived)
# So THAT'S the secret handshake...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:29, archived)
# look at those fucking boots
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 17:25, archived)
# WYH...
So good you should make it bigger.
(AdrianJ, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 6:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 7:26, archived)
# Haha excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:06, archived)
# Excellent work there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:38, archived)
# This
is MADNESS!
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:54, archived)
# brilliant
so she's got baggy trousers because she's got a cock? is that right?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:01, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:36, archived)
# all over twitter
well done
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:59, archived)
# Bloody brilliant, hahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 14:24, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:38, archived)
# Ace
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 21:05, archived)
# No doubt they're glad to see the back of us
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 21:14, archived)
# No, it would be far better to simply ignore democracy
unless you agree with the answer
(Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 17:00, archived)
# BOZZA
(spikeyboyo SPK, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 20:33, archived)
# DON't let him in...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 17:26, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 20:10, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 21:28, archived)
# littel remix
shamown

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:12, archived)
# Who'd have thought a Blazing Saddles game would be so popular

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 16:55, archived)
# Haha
'Telegram for Mongo!'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 16:56, archived)
# I think you'll find it's
"candygram for Mongo"

Mongo like candy, init ?
(Comic pas, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 17:30, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 17:04, archived)
# First saw this on BBC2 when I was a kid, and vividly recall a scene where Sheriff Bart convinces Mongo to go diving for "Spanish doubloons", which Mongo mishears as "Spanish balloons".
Spent years getting blank stares whenever I mentioned it, and it was notably absent from my VHS copy.
Got the Blu-Ray a couple of years back, went trawling through the deleted scenes, and there it was.

I'm sure nobody gives a fuck about this, but, prior to my recent vindication, there was genuine trauma involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 22:05, archived)
# Seen it many times - never seen that scene though.
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges" is the response to any mention of badges within earshot of my family!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 23:26, archived)
# Starring Sierra Madre AND Mongo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 23:40, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast since it's a challenge "Don't Blink"
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 16:15, archived)
# hamtoucher
Oh wait, that was the other guy...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 16:19, archived)
# like the weeping angels aren't bad enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Very good
I'll whack in a pea too then:

Wrong T(h)eresa
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 16:46, archived)
# If that's "wrong" I don't want to be "right"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 16:49, archived)
# my eyes arrgghhh!
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 20:24, archived)
# Oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 23:35, archived)
# Mee too
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 8:43, archived)
#
please, no more.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:05, archived)
# No, please lots and lots more
......don't stop...!!!
(Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 17:02, archived)
# She'll send you into the past
Like, Victorian times.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 17:41, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I got a new app, it's fucking annoying as shit...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:57, archived)
# he can gove fuck himself
good 'shop
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:57, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 16:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Fastest FP...EVA! Nice one Barbie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 16:03, archived)
# Cheers ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 16:18, archived)
# mastered the squat and crap, i see
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 16:15, archived)
# Yes, they are advanced photoshop techniques...
Oh I see, him. not me.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 16:19, archived)
# silly person.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] She takes him everywhere, bless...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:31, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:33, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:35, archived)
# this gives some mixed emotions
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:38, archived)
# i hope it eats her face right off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:40, archived)
# I bet the poos just slide down the back of her neck and into her coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:52, archived)
# thus creating the brexit exit
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 18:24, archived)
# Lovely :-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 16:38, archived)
# she's got rabbit gnashers
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Am I doing this right?
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:27, archived)
# Yes, yes you're doing it very right indeed, you silly
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:34, archived)
# No, that's about 130 km to the west
I forgot how to add images.
(Jan!, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 15:27, archived)
# :D
For a moment I thought this was a play on the Flemish word "Amai", which is what a Dutch person would say if they wanted to sounded stereotypically Belgian.
(Cruising Capacity, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 14:55, archived)
# i don't think you are sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha
not a bit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:04, archived)
# Bloody Hell!!
Would ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 14:58, archived)
# Any port in a storm!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:05, archived)
# that's a double bagger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:01, archived)
# Wheelie bin at least
(gijoel, Wed 20 Jul 2016, 12:15, archived)
# Fucking hell that's good
Rubs
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 23:37, archived)
[challenge entry] heeeeeeere's may...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 14:41, archived)
# hahahaha
now that's a smug face
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 14:56, archived)
# Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 23:37, archived)
# With apologies to Spinal Tap
(Mothballs lost all track of time on, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:47, archived)
# Philip Hammond went all the way to 11 (Downing Street)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:50, archived)
# nice
"He just was like a flash of green light... And that was it. Nothing was left."
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:03, archived)
# Funt him in the cuck Jimmy
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] If you were wondering where Wally was, I think Theresa May have found him.


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(Chocolate Tampon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:08, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] They look SO alike
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 12:56, archived)
# As some wit on t'internet asked, when's he going to be asking "Where's me washboard?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:01, archived)
# Ian Hislop & Virginia Bottomley share a quiet joke
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:58, archived)
# she married George Burns?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Theresa is very proud of her new cabinet...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Khaleesi May


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(philbo baggins, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 12:15, archived)
# Mhaysa, shurely?
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:31, archived)
# Yebbut that'd mean "mother"
...and I didn't want to go there
(philbo baggins, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:48, archived)
# Eating a horse's heart raw
that's how you become Tory leader
(Comic pas, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 17:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 11:19, archived)
# Rococo pubes!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 11:22, archived)
# That's her porn name.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 11:45, archived)
# Cum what May?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Blue Theresa
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 10:49, archived)
# I knew I'd seen Boris somewhere else...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 11:00, archived)
# That works almost too well
..thank you so much, you've just ruined my childhood
(philbo baggins, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 12:18, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzasI7ZWUe0
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 12:47, archived)
# Do the other two prefer Lesley Judd?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgYWMijjBt4
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 18:33, archived)

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