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[challenge entry] have a pearoast.. picked up new phone cover whilst in afrika
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:40, archived)
# Let me just test that shit
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:44, archived)
# ahh the old tesfla coil
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:56, archived)
# Science!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 18:24, archived)
# Gyrofuck!
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Thu 18 Aug 2016, 19:20, archived)
# Family of fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 21:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 22:32, archived)
# We do need moar Brandow...

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 22:41, archived)
# Agreed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 22:43, archived)
# I had a bunch on b3tards...but almost always saved them when I uploaded them....

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 23:04, archived)
# Thank God They are safe!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 23:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 23:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 0:37, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 0:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 1:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 2:04, archived)
# Hard to fit in the pocket but useful nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Picked up this stair gate and these sooooo cute PJ's whilst in Poland on holibags.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:59, archived)
# ha ha
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:39, archived)
# wheres your bathroom... just go down the stairs... if you say so
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:54, archived)
# lol it does look like he's taking a piss
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:56, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 21:12, archived)
# NEVER try to overtake Bolt

i.imgur.com/8j8edhf.gifv
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:41, archived)
# shot his bolt?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:47, archived)
# photoshopped work only
besides, i think you'll find its a glock he's trying to outrun..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:49, archived)
# Haha this is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:51, archived)
# he's such a joker
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:57, archived)
# This is because he's Jamaican, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:42, archived)
# jamaican me crazy
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:46, archived)
# She was only too happy to go
To Skegness
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:58, archived)
# That he won?
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 17:24, archived)
# Oh, those blacks with their guns
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 21:29, archived)
# Nice!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 20:30, archived)
# Is this Cool Runnings or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 1:45, archived)
# Is that a
....Bolt-Action firearm?

LOLOLOL!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 2:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:16, archived)
# Haha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:36, archived)
# MAKE ROOM FOR THE MUSHROOMS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:36, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:52, archived)
# Gotta catch em all!


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Quick and dirty post after a few years lurking!
(I helped save b3ta! evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:11, archived)
# i have literally no idea what this is about
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:36, archived)
# The colonel's cravat hung around her neck. He looked excessively rakish with his cravat missing from his toilette.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:06, archived)
# i see *puffs pipe*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - SOUVENIRS

Everyone loves to buy tat when they're on holiday.
Invent some new souvenirs for people to clutter up their shelves with or just b3ta up existing ones.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] some sod nicked this from me and is now selling them on t-shirts etc. still, never forghetti
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:43, archived)
# NEVA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 13:36, archived)
# There was a time when the t-shirt sellers of Camden Market would "borrow" designs from b3ta on a semi-regular basis.
These days, they're more likely to get pinched by an enterprising Zazzle or Redbubble user.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 13:57, archived)
# this is just great
gold medal winner!

would have been a perfect score but for the american judge only giving you a 9.3 for technical difficulty and the little wobble on the dismount.
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:19, archived)
# I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:08, archived)
# i've only got one holiday souvenir
you DON'T want to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:09, archived)
# Antibiotics didn't clear it up then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 17:38, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 2:43, archived)
# Thank goodness the purse matches
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 3:34, archived)
# that's a definite class sister
you colour blind?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 18 Aug 2016, 17:06, archived)
# Robots in denial
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:56, archived)
# Looks like that fat bastard's been nicking people's chips
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 23:51, archived)
# he's just big boned
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:20, archived)
# #whyaretheyhere


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(pendril, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 20:27, archived)
# They came for the bacon, but stayed for the beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 23:12, archived)
# Disgusting!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 3:21, archived)
# Horn Solo & Tunebacca
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 14:06, archived)
# Let's rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 14:09, archived)
# It's a windy day on Coruscant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 14:37, archived)
# Oh, brolly good show
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 14:43, archived)
# Shouldn't they be on a beach or something?
With a singing butler?
(gijoel, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 0:45, archived)
# Ha! Probably...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:34, archived)
# WHO'S FIRING, GODDAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 21:11, archived)
# they're no match for Shatner's bassoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 14:43, archived)
# I particularly like the disembodied knob twiddling hand left on the decks.
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 14:56, archived)
# Yes, but what do you think of the picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 14:58, archived)
# pfftttt
loadovshitemayte
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 15:08, archived)
# Strike up the band!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 19:30, archived)
# "Make it slow".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 22:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 23:13, archived)
# I'll post mine, shall I?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 2:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 2:46, archived)
# Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:54, archived)
# proper laughed off of that fuker :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 18 Aug 2016, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] image to scale
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 13:06, archived)
# what, no warwick davis?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 13:34, archived)
# no.
just, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 14:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 14:21, archived)
# He's the one on the left The LOVELY Smashy.
*Panders*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 17 Aug 2016, 23:59, archived)
# The one on the lower right should be taken out back and drowned.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 15:38, archived)
# i think he already has been once.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Dirty boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 12:54, archived)
# Your collie wobbles
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 14:09, archived)
# I was smoking a cigar once when someone said...
"Ooh, you remind me of a film star."

"Oh who?" I asked.

"Lassie having a shit."
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 14:21, archived)
# I see a little pedro in laddie's expression
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 15:39, archived)
# the bullshit they put on Tesco sarnies these days
(A Nonny Mouse, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 12:45, archived)
# "Truth accepted".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 16:20, archived)
# Ha!
As if there's any kind of manufacturing industry left in Stoke.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 19:20, archived)
# '...who didn't wash his hands.'
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 17 Aug 2016, 22:15, archived)
# I once worked in an industrial bakers.
They had a slogan saying 'Our muffins are baked with LOVE'.
Nope, they were baked by machine and selected by humans, and if they didn't come out of the trays, they got smacked a bit to encourage them, if they fell on the floor before going through 'final processing' they were shot, wait, I'm thinking about Auschwitz again, aren't I?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 18 Aug 2016, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] subtle
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 10:09, archived)
# AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:26, archived)
#
(ohidunno, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:57, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 12:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 16:08, archived)
# An excellent thread.
*approves*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 16:24, archived)
# ^What she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 19:35, archived)
# ^yeah^
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 23:15, archived)
# One For Duh Kiddies...
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 21:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast.


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(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 9:38, archived)
# Well good.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:29, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Souvenirs - show us the tat you've picked up, or invent some
Facial Hair - Farage has got a tache, Gove is rumoured to have a beard, where will it end?
Sports Stop - The Olympics are nearly over, show us what sports people do when it's not a PE day
Furniture design - Kanye wants to work with IKEA, how hard can inventing chairs be?

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:31, archived)
# Ikea please so I can repost a load of old shit and not do any new pics :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:41, archived)
# soft, delicious facial hair
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 17 Aug 2016, 9:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 10:04, archived)
# Souvenirs, please. Could you direct me to a nearby ditch, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:30, archived)
# WOMEN WITH BEARDS
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 12:09, archived)
# FP this vote NOW!
Souvenirs
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 13:08, archived)
# f please
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 13:33, archived)
#
"Souvenirs, novelties, paaarty tricks..."
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 19:54, archived)
# 1 pls
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry] punching above her weight


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(ozof, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 4:39, archived)
# Guinness is good for you.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 6:41, archived)
[challenge entry] It would be different!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 1:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 1:05, archived)
# Salty seaman.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 1:07, archived)
# He has the moves of a Wurzel
but I wouldn't cross him.
(TSLunch, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 1:11, archived)
# Wotcha, Sundae!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 9:42, archived)
# o/
(TSLunch, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 12:10, archived)
# GPM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 2:10, archived)
# Pirate pirate pirate pirate pirate pirate pirate pirate pirate pirate pirate pirate
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 12:10, archived)
# Gary Gettingolderman
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 23:08, archived)
# Gary Gettingolderandbecomingasianman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 23:47, archived)
# Eet iss no laughing matter....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 1:08, archived)
# Too right.
It looks like the bomb will drop soon and we'll find ourselves fighting off the mutos.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 1:22, archived)
# The glasses, and the eyes are his in each image. As is the hair.
Just goes to show what else must influence perceptions of race/ethnicity.

Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 9:48, archived)

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