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[challenge entry] Now filming in Hull...
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 9:44, archived)
# simon weston brought out a new mean lean grilling machine
so good he put his face on it
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 10:29, archived)
# B3ta classic ;)
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 10:30, archived)
# haha yeah bit of a back catalogue one that ;p
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 10:33, archived)
# Oof!
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Wait, his name's Buzz too?

old joke, but had to do it
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 9:39, archived)
# Made these guys a while back
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 10:02, archived)
# the woody one is particularly unpleasant looking
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] they're saying they can see your lips moving...
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 9:32, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 9:42, archived)
# HAHA
Who had the balls to say that?
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 10:03, archived)
# Concrete billy
I forget why they call him concrete though
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Life is like a box of red and blue pills,
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 9:14, archived)
# Forrest Wick
:D
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 9:35, archived)
# ha
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 10:00, archived)
# Nicely done HT
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - AN EXTRA CHARACTER

Winnie the Pooh is getting a new Penguin friend. Celebrate this fact by adding an extra character in to your favourite films and books.
Make one up or steal one from somewhere else.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 7:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Stop winning the compo before it even starts!
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 8:32, archived)
# But he swapped not added
I'm not clicking it *folds arms*
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 8:48, archived)
# I'm clicking it purely to acknowledge the skillful colour matching, not because I like the idea.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 8:49, archived)
# I didn't swap anyone out
it's an empty space Kirk is filling
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 9:03, archived)
# I notice this now. Still not clicking
YOU ARE NOT MY GOD ;)
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 9:31, archived)
# Leia, it seems, is armphobic
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 9:47, archived)
# it reminds her of her home planet of alderarm
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 9:50, archived)
# Hawt
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 0:16, archived)
# Better to leave ASAP than be "in"...
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 0:42, archived)
# I'm gone
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 1:24, archived)
# I'd impinge on her sovereignty.
IYKWIM
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 3:25, archived)
# BABALOOOONEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 3:50, archived)
#
You are a gift of a person and bring that joy to all the children and families you create for at their parties! I lost your number and googled you Boobie!
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 4:14, archived)
# I really love that she has a guestbook on her site
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 4:21, archived)
[challenge entry] ;)
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 15:20, archived)
# Hahaha nicely!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 15:34, archived)
# :D
\o/
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 16:58, archived)
# Nicely, love the detail on the Bad giant ;)
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 16:04, archived)
# Hahaha
Well spotted!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 16:58, archived)
# That is excellent
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 22:54, archived)
# the bit where the stalk goes is weirding me out a bit
it makes it look like what's left after a tummy tuck
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 16:25, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 16:58, archived)
# Dis is arts!
*clicked and wooed*
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 17:43, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 19:26, archived)
# Meanwhile in Homebase....

(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 21:55, archived)
# spoilsports
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 22:16, archived)
# fucking hell
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 22:34, archived)
# HA!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 22:54, archived)
# :(
Mummy, what is a pissflaps?
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 0:29, archived)
# FUCK HIM!
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 8:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 15:58, archived)
# j/k lol
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 0:41, archived)
# Ahahahahaha!
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 3:15, archived)
# I would be compelled to rearrange the candles to spell "ANOFFENSIVEMANNER"
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 7:59, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 9:30, archived)
# Brilliant !
*click*
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 22:29, archived)
# ooh ta!
:D
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 9:30, archived)
# excellent stuff
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 12:15, archived)
# Thanks!
:D
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 12:32, archived)
# His autobiography
would still be called Boy, I assume.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 13:17, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 14:22, archived)
# knew that was you before i even scrolled down
top work!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 13:42, archived)
# Cheers Smash!
:D
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 14:22, archived)
# Nice, very Escher
Still haven't seen that movie
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 14:08, archived)
# Cheers Q!
It WAS scary in its day, probably very tame now ;)
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 14:23, archived)
# Phantastic work Ninj!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 21:23, archived)
# Why thank you
:)
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 23:19, archived)
# GENIUS!!
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 0:02, archived)
# Thanks!
:D
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] "Because I could hear your poor struggling heart"

(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] oddly enough


i was thinking of voting for iii and for no good reason, this popped into my head.
just spent the last 5 minutes reminiscing.
loved that show.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 11:33, archived)
# Nice
"Zammo, just say NO!"
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 11:51, archived)
# zackly
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry] extraordinary fellows
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] a bar horse is a bar horse


of course of course
(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 0:01, archived)
[challenge entry] i've been talking to orac...

 
...it hates me
(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry]


(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry]


 
"never ask a baker what went into a pie. just eat." - tyrian lannister
(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] admission impossible
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.


She whips a pistol from her knickers.
She aims it at the creature's head
And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 9:26, archived)
# this was my favourite book as a kid
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 10:13, archived)
# lovely work
and good book
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 10:41, archived)
# so i dug it out
and read the last two to my youngest. never gets old.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 11:29, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Why things happen - Reveal the back story to everyday occurrences, e.g. Why the fly in your drink committed suicide
Shorten animals - tiny legs, stumpy bodies, make animals or just bits of them littler for lols
An extra character - Winnie the Pooh is getting a new Penguin friend. Add an extra character to your favourite book/film
If houses were alive - Would we still live in the belly of these beasts? How would that all work?


(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 8:33, archived)
# I think we should just all be R2Dtard for the week
and photoshop Donald Trump's head onto the bodies of gymnasts
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 8:36, archived)
# ^This^
:D
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 9:44, archived)
# Great idea
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 18:23, archived)
# lesbians
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 9:19, archived)
# If houses were alive.
edit: bah! it's dead jim, dead!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 10:07, archived)
# phwoar
right in the back garage doors too
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 10:14, archived)
# looks like it all got demolished :/
lol.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 19:28, archived)
# 1 or iii
fanx
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 10:12, archived)
# B or iii
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 10:19, archived)
# iii
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 11:03, archived)
# B
because everyone wants to see what a shortened snake looks like
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 11:58, archived)
# option 1 ta
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 12:21, archived)
# A please, God
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 16:15, archived)
# 40% Eff, 30% Eyeeyeeye, 20% One, and 10% Bee-with tentacles.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 16:19, archived)
# c please
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 21:51, archived)
# 1 BEFORE I PISS MESEN,TA.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] They all want to be like her

(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 17:09, archived)
# Very clever indeed!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 17:50, archived)
# looooove it
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 18:21, archived)
# BIG BOOTY BITCHES
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 20:07, archived)
# The third verse is the best
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 20:41, archived)
# I like it when the guy shouts
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 22:06, archived)
# i love it
(i know he doesn't mean it in a negative way)
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 23:09, archived)
# Shake that booty!
Nicely Q! :)
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 23:19, archived)
# Thanks for teaching me to eat pussy when I was 12, Roald Dahl
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 1:20, archived)
# Ummmmm
Did I seriously miss something when I read this book?!

That thought Kinda Lingers...
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 8:36, archived)
# HUZZAH
lovely
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] and so on

 

 
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 13:52, archived)
#
lion enema

aeroplane whale

rabbit cat?
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 13:54, archived)
#
I would not have expected those tails...
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 14:17, archived)
# Think the middle is a Whaleington Bomber
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 14:30, archived)
# ah yes
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 14:49, archived)
# Lancaster
*skulks off into pedantville* :D
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 14:49, archived)
# No, quite sure it's in the sea
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 16:33, archived)
# you may well be correct there :D
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 17:02, archived)
# no skulking, young man
the true pedant would have pithily observed that the lancaster's tail was shopped in upside-down.
i'm relieved no one did, because i really can't be arsed to fix it.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 13:28, archived)
# upset lion is upset
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 15:40, archived)
# haha, nuts
just spotted the scorpion tail!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 17:10, archived)
# random compliment to the first
to name the species of snake
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 22:24, archived)
# Rubik snake, innit?
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 1:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Boom!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry] He would play an oompa loompa if someone offered it, at this rate.
I will leave this here for the compo (contains tubgirl): i6.photobucket.com/albums/y243/Monocromatico/Fabrica_de_Chocolate_II.gif
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 13:38, archived)
# *bokes*
I'm thankful you shied away from a third frame consisting of 2 girls one cup....
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 14:15, archived)
# nice work Ninj
I can just see him do the "YOU LOSE!" scene. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaoySOGlZ_U
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 17:12, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:)
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 23:20, archived)
# just how many times
have you seen Face Off, ninj?
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 23:15, archived)
# Ha!
:)
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 23:20, archived)
# Needs more splosions
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry

EDIT:fixed
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 12:16, archived)
# ha ha
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 12:51, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 13:15, archived)
# Sorry? For the spelling mistake, I assume?
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 13:19, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 13:35, archived)
#
Peadophile Paedophile
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 14:16, archived)
# FUCKSOCKS
:(
My OCD will not allow this (fixes)
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] similar but different... charlie factory
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:14, archived)
# nice!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:27, archived)
# he chops it up using a golden ticket you know.
and his little friend is an umpa lumpa, they're basically the same film.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:29, archived)
# you wan me to believe augustas galoop was a stoolie because sosa says so
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:35, archived)
# hey man ima jus sayin what i heard yeah
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:36, archived)
# i aint off no banana boat on a chocolate river.. ju go me confuse wit someone else
i a political rufugee
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:39, archived)
# ju know a little bit about coco?
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:41, archived)
#
Is this it? That's what it's all about, Manny? Eating, drinking, fucking, sucking? Snorting? Then what? You're 50.
You got a bag for a belly. You got tits, you need a bra. They got hair on them. You got a liver, they got spots on it,
and you're eating this fuckin' shit, looking like these rich fucking mummies in here... Look at that. A junkie. I got a
fuckin' junkie for a wife. She don't eat nothing. Sleeps all day with them black shades on. Wakes up with a Quaalude,
and who won't fuck me 'cause she's in a coma. I can't even have a kid with her, Manny. Her womb is so polluted,
I can't even have a fuckin' little baby with her! But enough about me, how are you?
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:44, archived)
# my fav in the whole move
manny look at the pelican fly.. cmon pelican
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:53, archived)
# he REALLY wanted that pelican to fly.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 12:52, archived)
# soup
With herbs, young fella :)
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] say hello to my little friend
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning!

(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 8:50, archived)
# lmao!
oops!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 9:01, archived)
# haha nice!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 9:34, archived)
# im sorry but thats shit!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 9:45, archived)
# pokemon N/A
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 9:48, archived)
# lmao this could be a thing!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 9:49, archived)
# hahahaha
Love these
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 9:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:20, archived)
# make me stop...
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:21, archived)
# how did you manage to stop wanking long enough to post these?
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 14:51, archived)
# These are fantastic
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 15:57, archived)
# {XD
(, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 3:22, archived)
# also...
"It's best not to use your real names on any messageboard, and posting other people's real names when they'd rather they weren't known is a big no-no, and the same applies to any kind of private details."

oh wait... fuck how do i delete a pictu..
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 9:53, archived)
# And why would that be?
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 9:54, archived)
# I'm Quentin Devine! QUENTINDEVINE.COM
From Ireland, but now live in England. If anyone gives a toss?
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 9:58, archived)
# *wants to ask streotypical questions*
*stops self*
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:26, archived)
# whats your pin number?
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:36, archived)
# 7
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 16:20, archived)
# o_O
Has Mr Trump sent his goons after you?
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 9:55, archived)
# prolly they will need to form an orderly line behind Q4's goons after yesterdays post
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:33, archived)
# That poor tortoise.
Woo!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 11:12, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 12:02, archived)
# haha
excellent!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 17:13, archived)
# that's some powerful shit :D
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] ronald mcdahl
(, Mon 19 Sep 2016, 15:06, archived)
# I like this!
(, Mon 19 Sep 2016, 15:09, archived)
# I fucking love this!
(, Mon 19 Sep 2016, 15:11, archived)
# danker shurn
(, Mon 19 Sep 2016, 15:36, archived)
# FP
NOW
(, Mon 19 Sep 2016, 15:12, archived)
# YES!
(, Mon 19 Sep 2016, 15:36, archived)
# but what about daisy?
(, Mon 19 Sep 2016, 15:14, archived)
# 404: user not found
(, Mon 19 Sep 2016, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just leave this here then
(, Mon 19 Sep 2016, 15:41, archived)
# game recognise game
(, Mon 19 Sep 2016, 15:51, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 19 Sep 2016, 19:25, archived)
# tee hee hee!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 9:32, archived)
# FUCK GORDON
He fucklifted everyone of us.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 11:21, archived)
# EYYYOOOOOOOOOO
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 0:19, archived)
# yep!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 9:33, archived)
# lovely
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 9:42, archived)
# oooo! not sure i've puked a mc'ds
interestingly vimto (the drink thing) is an anagram of vomit. also newark is an anagram of wanker, there are probably more anagrams
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 9:54, archived)
# I can confirm that there are definitely more anagrams
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:06, archived)
# fanx mistah!
or missiz
(, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] The less than successful follow up to Esio Trot!
(, Mon 19 Sep 2016, 14:19, archived)
# bongib?
(, Mon 19 Sep 2016, 14:46, archived)
# It's a type of monkey
(, Mon 19 Sep 2016, 14:47, archived)
# GIBBON!
What do I win?
(, Mon 19 Sep 2016, 14:52, archived)
# you win a bongib
(, Mon 19 Sep 2016, 14:57, archived)
# ^good prize too^
(, Mon 19 Sep 2016, 15:04, archived)
# the pic above does look like he's wanking furiously
(, Mon 19 Sep 2016, 14:50, archived)
# hah
it does :)
(, Mon 19 Sep 2016, 15:05, archived)
# i can tell furious wank face when i see it
(, Mon 19 Sep 2016, 15:06, archived)
# quite the skill
(, Mon 19 Sep 2016, 15:08, archived)
# My son informs me that 'Skill' is an African bum desease
is this true?
(, Mon 19 Sep 2016, 15:14, archived)
# indeed
(, Mon 19 Sep 2016, 15:14, archived)

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