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[challenge entry] Take two xenomorphs into the shower?
(yartek branched the timeline on, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry]

(yartek branched the timeline on, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 15:13, archived)
# Swap it for a Kinder
same level of horrifying inside
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 15:42, archived)
# at least you don't have to assemble a facehugger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 15:56, archived)
#
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1406461269/UnkinderEgg.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 17:04, archived)
# This was the most unkindest confectionary of all
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 17:26, archived)
# worst sex scene ever
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 15:14, archived)
# I've had worse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 15:17, archived)
# i can believe it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 15:19, archived)
# If you can fap to it
It's not the worst
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 7:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Not quite a light hearted comedy I grant you...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 12:07, archived)
# Look who's slipped in.....

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 13:45, archived)
# He seems less creepy when pictured with those three turds
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 16:43, archived)
# Well played
that is horrifyingly creepy and made me shudder.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 15:08, archived)
# "It looks like you're making an ok movie, would you like help writing some sequels?"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 13:46, archived)
# a good coating of magnolia would make that hallway look much better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 13:50, archived)
# Again? Already?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 0:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 0:58, archived)
# Enter! But be warned...

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 1:04, archived)
# They're gonna get physical.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 2:58, archived)
# That's what HE said.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 1:37, archived)
# Excellentey
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sun 25 Sep 2016, 2:05, archived)
# Bring it on!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 2:37, archived)
# You're breathing life in to it, WHY?!?

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 3:08, archived)
# EpileptiPrince™.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 22:52, archived)
# I am now singing GAYSHIFT to the tune of CARWASH
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 15:02, archived)
# TYPICAL. ME. TYPICAL. ME. TYPICAL. ME.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 21:44, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 22:11, archived)
# Mitochondria is murder.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 0:58, archived)
# Girlfriend in a wheel chair
I know, I know it's serious.
(gijoel, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 1:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 1:23, archived)
# You're really quite lovely.
The only thing I could possibly suggest that would make you any lovlier would be if you let that sexy beard spread itself all the way down your soft pink neck.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 1:52, archived)
# Also:
'Visually similar images'
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 1:53, archived)
# This is on /links too
Is it time for you to post it on /talk you think?
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 7:37, archived)
#
well
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 25 Sep 2016, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick. Dirty. Shit.


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(bigjobbyx, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 21:13, archived)
# haha nice
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 24 Sep 2016, 21:50, archived)
# PROZEN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 18:53, archived)
# ha ha
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 18:57, archived)
# Tubgirl was clearly giving herself an enema
but sure had some gymnastic ability
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 19:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 19:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 20:20, archived)
# hehe
nice
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] It could work...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit slow today...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 18:29, archived)
# Leave Gove alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 20:47, archived)
# Hahahaha mad!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 18:38, archived)
# I MAY be a bit high...
only a bit mind...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 18:42, archived)
# WHY HAVE YOU DRUGGED THEIR ONIONS?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 21:20, archived)
# haha what?!
aslan the amoire
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 20:06, archived)
# I hear they shelved plans for a film version
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 20:47, archived)
#
:)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 0:56, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 27 Sep 2016, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 11:46, archived)
# that's a crap nazi salute
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 15:43, archived)
# FUPF
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 16:15, archived)
# umm......
ok..........
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 16:27, archived)
# Ok how about F.Y.P.F.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 16:29, archived)
# ah. as you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 16:38, archived)
# Damn, DAMN, that Pissflaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 20:46, archived)
# I thought it was Alan Shearer's goal celebration...
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Howdy ho
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 8:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
(gijoel, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 8:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 9:54, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 13:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 14:22, archived)
# This thread is now about ghosts.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 15:35, archived)
# And monsters.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 15:37, archived)
# Tough crowd
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 19:29, archived)
# i bet ghost chilli poo is worse
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 0:00, archived)
# this picture smells an awful lot like flowers :D
*heart*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 25 Sep 2016, 10:46, archived)
# office-lols
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
bostin dynamics
(1.618..., Sat 24 Sep 2016, 7:34, archived)
#
bostin dynamics
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 17:23, archived)
# keep bostin
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 20:21, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 0:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 0:23, archived)
#

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 0:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 2:29, archived)
# this is quite gay!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 2:10, archived)
# Some would say not gay enough
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 9:54, archived)
# Inspector Fuck approves.


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(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 19:12, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 2:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 2:27, archived)
# car did sik?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 24 Sep 2016, 2:29, archived)
# I'm sure you have heard of car sik before.
Car sik
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 2:39, archived)
# wolf did sik
was the one I thought of
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 24 Sep 2016, 2:41, archived)
# That they did. This is the only one I seem to have saved of that lark from the death of b3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 2:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 2:47, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 24 Sep 2016, 2:31, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 2:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 2:52, archived)
# Tory party equality committee
did sik.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 24 Sep 2016, 3:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 23:06, archived)
# Excellent
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sat 24 Sep 2016, 1:03, archived)
#
Looks like she's having a particularly distressing poo.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 24 Sep 2016, 2:28, archived)
# Tremendous fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 13:38, archived)
# Do you expect me to talk?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 21:21, archived)
# Flipping genius!!
WOO and then some!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 21:35, archived)
# thread cutting lols
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 21:56, archived)
#
✓
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 22:51, archived)
# Faucet out of her
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 23:33, archived)
# Wow, splendid work!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 5:45, archived)
[challenge entry] looks like he wasn't alone after all
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 23 Sep 2016, 20:28, archived)
# This comment picked up in popularity the moment YOU started reading it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 20:45, archived)
# *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 23 Sep 2016, 21:01, archived)
# You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter in your Wife™.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 21:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 23 Sep 2016, 21:03, archived)
# Great work. Stand down.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:59, archived)
# Lully
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 18:23, archived)
# does she introduce his to 7 more of her little friends?
Also, it seems I was the most popular antry on the Roald Dahl image challange. Do i win a prize?
or a mention?
or a message from Rob?
or anything?
#feelshollow
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 23 Sep 2016, 18:48, archived)
# Print out your winning entry and take it, along with photo ID, to B3ta Towers, Camden
After a short ceremony you will be presented with their choice of speedboat, new IKEA kitchen or arrest for public disturbance and trespassing.

Wear something smart.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 19:17, archived)
# one canada square, canary wharf
oh
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 19:30, archived)
# this speedboat?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 23 Sep 2016, 21:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 23 Sep 2016, 21:07, archived)
# Mr Smug shall raise a toast to you at midnight.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 19:22, archived)
# he's a good lad
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 23 Sep 2016, 21:09, archived)
# it'll be in the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] cool
I got really excited and felt really proud and got carried away and all that :D
I don't get out much, ya know?


(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 23 Sep 2016, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] upvoting this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 21:15, archived)
# In the newsletter....
....in the fullness of time. When all things have been considered.

Maybe.

Just don't hold your breath.
(I_love_rachelswipe, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 8:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 19:07, archived)
# Lovely work. Have this "some day, my prince will cum"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 28 Sep 2016, 9:40, archived)
[challenge entry] I will tell you this...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:57, archived)
# Haha, took me a while tho.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 24 Sep 2016, 2:24, archived)
[challenge entry] :|
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 15:11, archived)
# go on, kids, twat 'im!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:13, archived)
# Hold on... that's not the real RDLI HAKKIS!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Related...

A much darker film one would imagine...

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:42, archived)
# This is good, but could surely be improved with Rolf, Jacko, Glitter, Brian Peppers etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Sep 2016, 18:41, archived)
# Only add the one character though, innit.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 18:43, archived)
# Rolf's so disappointed not to have a kid between his legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 14:47, archived)
# OneTwoThree... hang on
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(Hericane a magical darkness lingers here, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 14:22, archived)

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