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[challenge entry] I remember their performance at the 1986 dictionary presentation ceremony fondly
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Fisa
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 22:33, archived)
# Nononono
Good film btw
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 23:14, archived)
# :D
loved this movie
(also love carol vor countdown)
triffic job

(, Thu 23 Feb 2017, 0:07, archived)
[challenge entry] duly inspired
 
(, Thu 23 Feb 2017, 6:12, archived)
# Perfect!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2017, 8:55, archived)
# Honey I shrunk my car
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 21:08, archived)
# Is this like that Tiny Trump 'thing'?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 21:12, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 22:08, archived)
# love jam
(, Thu 23 Feb 2017, 0:09, archived)
# Jizz Marmalade©.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2017, 23:00, archived)
# oh Pedro
(, Thu 23 Feb 2017, 5:59, archived)
# but how does one get in?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2017, 11:41, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:19, archived)
# well, of course i like this
it has quint and that creepy clown-loving bitch in it!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:20, archived)
# {:-)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 16:59, archived)
# I've been trying to learn the indianapolis speech.
This is great.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 21:25, archived)
# She welcomes our new toothy overlord.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2017, 6:00, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Doctors and Nurses - Celebrate those medical marvels
Upgrades - Improve things around you with amazing updates, show us Cup 4.0 and the iPhone 6 7 8
2000AD - British comic institution 2000AD is 40 years old make them a b3ta birthday card
Snakes - one word hissy challenge

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 11:12, archived)
# snakes please

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 11:37, archived)
# Thats a snog.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:23, archived)
# whatever floats your tulip
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:37, archived)
# 200AD please
I'd like to see Judge Freebase
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 11:59, archived)
# Yes, yes, yes... 2000AD!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:23, archived)
# eff
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:05, archived)
# SSSSSSSSsssssssssssnakessssssssSSSSSSSSSSSS!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:10, archived)
# ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss 2000AD
no. snakes
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:18, archived)
# haha
We all know it's going to be 200AD already and HT has this one in the bag?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:23, archived)
# it's rigged I tell you RIGGED!!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 13:29, archived)
# *grabs the tin foil*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 13:58, archived)
# If you guys did rig that that's a lovely gesture to wake up to
:D
(, Thu 23 Feb 2017, 8:47, archived)
# le millenium
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:41, archived)
# Ssssssssssssslaine!
2000AD and sundered heads please.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:43, archived)
# SNAKES
ftmfw
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:55, archived)
# Cats with eyebrows
ta
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 13:31, archived)
# phwoar! doctors and nurses
willies and tits and stuff
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 13:34, archived)
# Carry On +
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 19:30, archived)
# snakes, of course
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 13:57, archived)
# I concur
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 14:26, archived)
# Upgrades
ta
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:08, archived)
# 2000AD, just so HT will post a compilation of his Tweeted masterpieces
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 16:50, archived)
# i seem to remember captain howdy (i think) did a really cool hammerstein too
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 18:20, archived)
#
too
i seem to remember captain howdy (i think) did a really cool
STOP!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 19:31, archived)
# sweet jesus that took some deciphering!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 19:50, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 23:54, archived)
# 3, please. LOOK AT MY SIGNATURE, FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST. Also, where's the Gents, please?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 16:55, archived)
# go through the double doors
past the tea room, through the other double doors, down the path, behind the cuntshed and see that plank leaning against the wall? you piss in the flowerpot behind there
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 17:08, archived)
# I've been now, thanks. Or rather I'm still going.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 17:37, archived)
# 2000AD you fucking pricks
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 18:19, archived)
# I think this rebrand is unnecessarily aggressive
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 19:07, archived)
# 2000AD (option iii)
perlease
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 19:46, archived)
# I'll abstain.
My vote doesn't really count anyway ;)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 19:50, archived)
# NOT AFTER ALL THAT TRUMP BUSINESS, SONNY JIM. NO IT BLOODY DOESN'T.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 20:22, archived)
# Trump knows about business. He's had a lot of very successful businesses.
His businesses are the best, just ask anyone.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 20:41, archived)
#
The phone clicked in his ear. And then the familiar monotonous voice chanted, "Gam in November, Gam in November; win with Gam, President Alfonse Gam, our man – I am for Gam. I am for Gam. For GAM!" He rang off, then, and left the phone booth. It was hopeless.
At the counter of the drugstore he ordered a sandwich and coffee; he sat eating mechanically, filling the requirements of his body without pleasure or desire, eating by reflex until the food was gone and it was time to pay the bill. What can I do? he asked himself. What can anyone do? All the means of communication are gone; the media have been taken over. They have the radio, TV, newspapers, phone, wire services… everything that depends on microwave transmission or open-gap electric circuitry. They've captured it all, left nothing for us, the opposition, by which to fight back.
Defeat, he thought. That's the dreary reality that lies ahead for us. And then, when they enter office, it'll be our-death.
"That'll be a dollar ten," the counter girl said.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 20:45, archived)
# Boon got really dark in the last few episodes.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 21:14, archived)
# Cat Photoshopping degree from the Trump University.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 22:29, archived)
# Doctors and nurses seems safe
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 23:43, archived)
# iii plz
(, Thu 23 Feb 2017, 1:11, archived)
# shite
(, Thu 23 Feb 2017, 6:00, archived)
# G'wan pet
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 11:09, archived)
# Del DIC!
I spy Trajan Pro!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 11:40, archived)
# Haha
Yep! My fave font (not that you'd know like) ;)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 11:46, archived)
#

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 8:59, archived)
# top draws
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 9:18, archived)
# :)
spot on.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 9:25, archived)
# Nice :D
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 9:39, archived)
# Splendid stuff. If only Sweden watched Fox they wouldn't all be dead now.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 9:54, archived)
# Interestingly even Fox News are distancing themselves from him after his comments about the media!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 10:15, archived)
# vg
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 10:43, archived)
# pfft. He still uses a portable CRT
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 11:38, archived)
# yup, seems like that... He's just too real you know?
seems like that... He's just too real you know? Bloody politics!

I mean come on!



(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 11:40, archived)
# and on the other side of the globes


the world gone mad i tell ye!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 11:40, archived)
# We want, a Shrubbery!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 16:52, archived)
# when do we want it?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2017, 11:42, archived)
# Lovely work
Would make a nice animation?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 11:42, archived)
# Stop drawing the future
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:02, archived)
# This is just perfect
apart from his hands being way too large
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:58, archived)
# where are his crayons?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 13:58, archived)
# For some reason I felt that someone should be doing him up the shitter....

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 18:52, archived)
# Needs more piss
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 21:58, archived)
# Spot on
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 3:10, archived)
[challenge entry] and nwot

 
(because i am a big fan of both abercrombie and chomsky)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 3:13, archived)
[challenge entry] also nwot
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 3:44, archived)
# Well, I liked it.
/ac
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 8:35, archived)
# ta
/tif
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 10:24, archived)
# doh a deer
a female deer.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Ideally with hilarious results. : (
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 2:05, archived)
# Wow that's obscure
the Kubrick film they never talk about.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:01, archived)
# I talk about it... it's genuinely an excellent film.
The lighting and camera techniques he used to achieve that oil painting feel.
The tremendous choice of musical score throughout.
The gradual transition from sympathetic underdog, to reprehensible bastard, with everything in between, just perfect.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:34, archived)
# But did you like it?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 14:56, archived)
# I'm all about obscure and unfunny!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Hansi hairstyles
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 22:18, archived)
# I think this is jolly good. You ignore the meanies.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 17:35, archived)
# Meanies? On B3TA? Never.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 22:09, archived)
# Oh, there ARE some. Frogbeat's one and Pedro can be a dick sometimes.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2017, 11:05, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2017, 7:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll have those two in the window!
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 21:25, archived)
# Erm



how much?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:57, archived)
# Bragain =)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 13:34, archived)
# oof!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 21:05, archived)
# My goodness! O_o
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 21:20, archived)
# Goodbye L-plates!
Now you're really a b3tan. I promise not to hold your superior talent against you.
I doubt you'll ever get the estate's approval, but if you did you could make so much money.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 2:13, archived)
# Nice!
Works well with the bra above
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:33, archived)
# LOOK AT MY WALL!
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 19:32, archived)
# *waits for great fall*
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 19:50, archived)
# Shouldn't be too much longer
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 20:00, archived)
# Dunno
He's been president now for waaayyy longer than I expected
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:59, archived)
# This is GREAT!
Grumpy Trumpy, wanted a wall,
Grumpy Trumpy, had a great fall,
And that was the end of the prat!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 11:51, archived)
# Excellent,
but that wall should be 10 feet higher.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Q+D
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry] and
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 18:32, archived)
#
James Gurney, the creator of Dinotopia it seems.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 18:59, archived)
# You Sir, have an incredible eye!
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 19:03, archived)
# Some would say tineye
Out of all the people why him?
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 19:38, archived)
# I just Googled pixelated face
He was #1
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 19:40, archived)
# hmm doesn't come up on mine
I tried that first to find out who he was......but then I went to all the trouble of crop the WFRR bit out, saving the image, and running it through the reverse search....it took valuable seconds of my life
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 19:50, archived)
# Well it was certainly time well spent
*applaudes*
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 19:59, archived)
#
yay praise from someone on the internet
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Punk's not dead!
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 18:00, archived)
# Very fine cockage.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 18:33, archived)
# Why thank you kind sir :)
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 18:37, archived)
# He's just an orgasm addict.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 18:57, archived)
# Who keeps asking himself,
"Why can't I touch it?"
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 19:00, archived)
# To infinity and...
..bellend!
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 19:33, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 21:27, archived)
# finally!
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Fudge Trumpet!!
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 15:44, archived)
# Nobody knows anybody. Not that well.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 15:09, archived)
# that's a spangin'
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] It's OK - it'll grow back...
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 13:57, archived)
# fuck. off.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 14:07, archived)
# UH OH
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 18:55, archived)
# Well I thought it was funny!
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 18:58, archived)
# *MEGASPANG*
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 23:32, archived)
# Just for the hell of it.
Made at https://www.mymms.co.uk/




Click for bigger (340 kb)

(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 13:37, archived)
# Ha. Small print in the T&Cs though ruined my plan of an M&M Goatse.
""Improper" means inter alia anything that is disparaging, defamatory, offensive, pornographic, sexually explicit, unlawful, discriminatory or insulting with regards to racial or ethnic origins or sexual preference"
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 19:10, archived)
# Pffft who reads those?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 2:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Brrrrrrr...
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 13:08, archived)
# *likes*
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] idiot...
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 10:23, archived)
#
hehe :-) top stuff.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 11:47, archived)
# Lovely!
*clicks*
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 11:50, archived)
# i thought his hand might have been too big...
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 11:56, archived)
# smashing
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 19:35, archived)

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