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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 13:01, archived)
# agreed
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 15:15, archived)
# bit racist
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 17:53, archived)
# Get da kids to da Choppa!
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 12:58, archived)
# I can't see how this could possibly go wrong?
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 13:55, archived)
# Some nut shoots himself in the foot so.....nobody else has a right to self protection?
pppffft
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 16:54, archived)
# I think that's enormously educational

great sacrifice, to educate the kids
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 17:55, archived)
# Very good
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 18:32, archived)
# ha!
Sadly it's not so ridiculous.
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 16:28, archived)
# Just seems so bizarre to have a country
Where one of the job requirements for being a teacher there is potentially going to be "prepared to shoot and kill teenagers" (not all teachers I know, but that moron is talking about a specific proportion)
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:39, archived)
# Aces!!!!!
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 7:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Short of funding - the NHS resorted to trying the Placido Effect......
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 12:36, archived)
# I hear the prescription cost for Placidos has gone up to 30 quid
or, three tenors.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 12:40, archived)
# spang
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 12:50, archived)
# go to your room and think on what you've done
if there's a bed available
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 13:00, archived)
# GO TO YOUR ROOM
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 17:56, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 12:46, archived)
# Haha, lovely
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 13:33, archived)
# Michael Myers?
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 14:01, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] The NHS tell their children about the Nasty, two faced monster that terrorizes their profession!
(Possibly the most awkward one I've made at work.) Oooer missus!
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/96408/1519301778/teresahunt.jpg
[Mod edit - linked just to be safe]
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 12:19, archived)
# Winner!!
FPTN
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 12:22, archived)
# oh dear, I think I'm going to get fired
Thanks for that
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 12:26, archived)
# Get out.
I expect your desk to be cleared by end of day.

And no stealing stationery on the way out.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 12:35, archived)
# How did you know I work at WHSmith?
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 12:45, archived)
# I say, NSFW...what.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 12:28, archived)
# Yeah, sorry about that.
Hope no-one vomited.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 13:47, archived)
# Whoever modded that, wtf kind of porn are you into
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 14:14, archived)
# minecraft porn
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 17:57, archived)
# Ah wonderful, rule 34
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 17:58, archived)
# I bet it exists
Something kinky with endermen and zombie pigmen
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 18:53, archived)
# BOXY TITS
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 19:02, archived)
# Depends
Dog or monsters with tiny genitalia
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 21:05, archived)
# not too much, but I watched Society at a young age.
(, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 8:05, archived)
# Trump's cue card for his chat with the high school shooting victims
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 11:03, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 11:40, archived)
# beat me to it
6) more guns
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 12:31, archived)
# :))
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] is this right?
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 10:50, archived)
# Heheh
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Royal interference in the NHS, you say?

Uncovered from the Cameron era, apparently.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 7:53, archived)
# Jeremy Hunt is also an exponent of magic water
jussayin
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 10:05, archived)
# Yup.
Bizarrely, it was me that drew attention to it - a record of a letter on my blog that sat there for years until Tom Chivers spotted it when Hunt became health secretary. Hunt has since retracted his support, although he is still a staunch proponent of homeopathic budgeting.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 11:35, archived)
# Maybe they use it to water the magic money tree
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Thank you NHS
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha!
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 11:20, archived)
# LOL
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 11:25, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 11:28, archived)
# Heehee
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 11:41, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 11:21, archived)
# Hah
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 11:41, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha he was a miserable old sod right to the end
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 12:41, archived)
#
Doctors are bad people too.

(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 9:46, archived)
# Donald finally acquired the T-shaped Scandic Victoria Tower in Stockholm,
but not until after he purchased Sweden.

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 4:08, archived)
# That's a bit of a strange building.
Nicely
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea tiem

(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 22:25, archived)
# !!!!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 22:27, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 22:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 23:02, archived)
# At last! Proof that b3ta is being used to promote dangerous and illegal drugs.
Men in black suits will be knocking on your door soon enough, Tribs ;p
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 23:19, archived)
# Nothing illegal about hospital referrals
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 23:57, archived)
# Stating that refer makes life better is a form of prescription--illegal practice of medicine :)
*looks up appropriate IP addresses*
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 0:13, archived)
# What *are* you babbling about?
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 0:46, archived)
# Just babbling to give you a hard time
relax ;p What you were really after there is referral madness
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 1:07, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 10:07, archived)
#
This still gives me the uncontrollable lols
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 10:57, archived)
# "Who worry 'bout NHS? We got big shortage here."

(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:39, archived)
# You're obsessed
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:40, archived)
# I'm rebelling against politically-centered challenges
Look there for the obsessions
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 22:33, archived)
# We could always poke fun at Alex Jones, if you prefer
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 23:12, archived)
# How would that be any better?
No, I'll just continue to grumble as I wade through the same boring posts we've seen time and again
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 23:30, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 22:45, archived)
# LOL he'd have to live in an aircraft hangar to hold that much poultry :D
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 22:54, archived)
# Certainly not a paltry poultry repertory
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 23:18, archived)
# So the Advertising Standards Arses pulled an Aldi ad because it encouraged drinking.....


That puts paid to the next campaign...
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:29, archived)
# ROMANTIK
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:31, archived)
# Ha!!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:56, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Despite devastating budget cuts, hospital finances were finally looking brighter.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:16, archived)
# There's a lesson for all of us in there, I'm sure
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:26, archived)
# "Shove it up your arse"?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:49, archived)
# Not to stand on ladders while nude
#LFMF
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:52, archived)
# I won't stop doing that until I see an actual warning sticker on my ladder
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:56, archived)
# Mark Bell's more aggressive side project
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:09, archived)
#
Strange how the NHS is now funded more than it's ever been in its entire history, yet people say there's cuts.

Where's the doublespeak department?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:56, archived)
# Outsourcing is expensive
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 22:05, archived)
# Tories NHS record
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 11:23, archived)
# 15 years

Thanks all :)
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 16:46, archived)
# ...and I'm still a reposting cunt
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 16:46, archived)
# that's the best kind
merry candles
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 19:43, archived)
# THIS MAKES ME THE HAPPINESS
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 2:16, archived)
# Let me be the first
to confirm you are a pearoasting cunt.

15 years - quite a campaign - here's to many more (pearoasts)
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 16:48, archived)
# I have never been so accurately insulted in my entire life, how dare you
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 16:51, archived)
# it takes one pearoasting cunt to know one
...see 4 posts down
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 16:53, archived)
# Ha!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 16:56, archived)
# Happy Candles!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 17:46, archived)
# Happy Candles!
:D
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 17:49, archived)
# Happy 15th!
'Cuthbert blushed as Mister Edwards continued to admire his buns'
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 17:50, archived)
# Happy Candles!
:)
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 17:57, archived)
# Shit anteater!!!!!
Merry candlesยกยกยกยกยกยกยกยกยกยกยกยกยกยกยก
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 18:04, archived)
# Ah - I thought it was a spider
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 18:05, archived)
# ...and here, I thought they were one-eyed Ziggy with cracked armpits :(
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 18:12, archived)
# at 1st I thought it was a shit elephant but then
I saw it wasn't made by b3ta user (42654)
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 18:18, archived)
# Did I mention that I still hate you all?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 19:07, archived)
# ALL?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 19:08, archived)
# ^exactly
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 19:20, archived)
# wow :(
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:02, archived)
# FINE
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:08, archived)
# soz
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:27, archived)
# No, just Pedro
achally
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 19:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 19:08, archived)
# Dammit, still jailbait
Candles!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 18:11, archived)
#
"let a hundred flowers bloom; let a hundred schools of thought contend"
I wish you creativity and health.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 18:13, archived)
# Yay!
Happy candleday!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 18:16, archived)
# WAX ON FIRE
kings of leon
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 18:33, archived)
# happy candlemas
Here's to another 15.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 18:47, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 18:49, archived)
#

(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:10, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:52, archived)
# Buns .
*burns
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:28, archived)
# This has been one of my favourites for a long time :o)
Happy candles!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:57, archived)
# Greetings and salutations, Ancient One

As one reposting cunt to another, merry b3tamas
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:57, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
What do you smell like now you're 15?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 22:24, archived)
# Well...
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 22:29, archived)
# Simply the BEST way to smell.
What's your secret?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 22:40, archived)
# HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 22:47, archived)
# Happy B3taday, mofaha.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh Matron
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 16:08, archived)
# Eyes front, Jeremy.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 16:18, archived)
# meep meep
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Howdy stranger! Have this Jeremy!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 17:54, archived)
# Leave Hattie Alone!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 18:19, archived)
#
Not after how she treated Sergeant Wilson.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:31, archived)
# Three Billboards Outside Amity, Massachusetts.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 15:09, archived)
# Haha!
:)
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 15:44, archived)
# i want those little paint-happy bastards caught and hung up by their buster browns!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 15:53, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 16:31, archived)
# also, i got 2 entries in last week's image challenge on the popular page. WTF is up with that?
come on, people! pull your fingers out!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 15:56, archived)
# You're just going to have to face the truth
You're going mainstream.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 17:02, archived)
# Arf!
WYH!
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 2:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 13:04, archived)
# He won't find a heart in there.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 15:10, archived)
# It does look like he'd find something unexpected in their pants, though...
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 15:27, archived)
# Tru Fax.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry]


pea for compo
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 12:20, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] "10 MORE CURLS ON EACH ARM, YAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 10:33, archived)
# He-Maninmal
lol
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 10:52, archived)
# Awww, remembers 'Manimal'
Used to love that show as a kid
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 11:57, archived)
# Wish he'd put some pants on
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 11:14, archived)
# What type of pants are you wishing?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 12:02, archived)
#
participants?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Scoot Scoot Scoot!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 9:26, archived)
# A small dog, on ice
that's the easy edition

b3ta.com/board/11247194
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 10:08, archived)
# Pooches of a feather scoot together...
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 10:59, archived)
# nice
your name lends itself well to this pic
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 10:42, archived)
# This week is a perfect storm for bum sliders everywhere...
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NHS

We're singing our praises of the NHS this week. Celebrate the incredible work of our overworked and underfunded doctors,
nurses, receptionists, cleaners and everyone else brave and flipping lovely enough to work for the NHS.
Send them your best thanks via photoshop, gif up their amazingness, or do a crayon depiction of how they patched you up.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 8:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Heroes don't always wear capes, sometimes it's hi-viz
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 8:42, archived)
# I did not vote for this
Dictatorship :(
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 10:16, archived)
# Thursday already?
I SLEPT THROUGH WEDNESDAY!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 10:35, archived)
# ^this^
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 13:28, archived)
# Sorry, here you go
IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
NHS - Celebrate the NHS
NHS - Show your respect for the NHS
NHS - Support the NHS with photoshop
NHS - The NHS is great, do stuff about it

(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 13:36, archived)
# 1 or iii
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 13:39, archived)
# NHS
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 14:03, archived)
# Terrible choice
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 14:07, archived)
# Especially for people who know or care nothing about the topic
not everyone lives in the UK and not everyone cares to wage political battles in a forum presumably defined by humor.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 14:23, archived)
# I am typically rather underwhelmed by any very UK centered compo
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 16:18, archived)
# Apparently, that matters not
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 16:25, archived)
# Apparently not
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] What are we, your photoshop bitches?
We are?..Oh...OK. [edit]:


Click for bigger (222 kb)

with apologies to Tribs andoria.co.uk/B3ta/JudgeToast.jpg
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 14:49, archived)
# I like this!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 15:47, archived)
#
TOAP a TRIB challenge, coming soon, regardless.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 19:35, archived)
# "Pre-prepared"?
Now that's organised...
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 16:05, archived)
# This is the end...
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 16:07, archived)

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