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# I do apologise...

(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 19:16, archived)
# you knew this was wrong, so very wrong
and, yet, still you did it

huzzah!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 19:19, archived)
# friends

(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 19:21, archived)
# Hehe
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 19:21, archived)
# Well played!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 19:41, archived)
# bottomfeeder
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 19:51, archived)
# :'( :D
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 21:20, archived)
# You sir deserve a damm good spanging

(, Sun 24 Feb 2019, 1:39, archived)
# Ooh I haven't seen a good brandish for many a yonk
(, Sun 24 Feb 2019, 21:52, archived)
# Speaking of twats
(, Sun 24 Feb 2019, 5:48, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2019, 11:01, archived)
# Damn you sir
damn you to hell.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2019, 9:25, archived)
# :D
Legion Spang
(, Sun 24 Feb 2019, 11:19, archived)
# Yes!
:D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2019, 11:37, archived)
# Woo, and if I might dare to venture,
Yay! :)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 12:07, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 18:07, archived)
# GOFF SALE
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 18:09, archived)
#
pardon
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 18:14, archived)
# IN A VAN
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 18:14, archived)
# GJM
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 18:15, archived)
# He's invisible!
GJAb1991
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 19:51, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 8:47, archived)
#
Who lays on a handbasin in the latrine?
Leaky and buckled and not very clean
If water that's yellow be something you like
Connect his urethra up to your pipe
SpongeBob HotTap
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 8:59, archived)
#
Towely?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 10:52, archived)
#
The real question is...Why does fucking Shutterstock want to own every fucking picture of a dirty sponge? Fucking unreasonable.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 20:09, archived)
# One tap...obv.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 19:50, archived)
# Huskbob Aridpants.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 12:22, archived)
# He died for our sins.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 19:49, archived)
# Nicely done!
I'm proud to have been an inspiration for you...
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 13:48, archived)
# ^winnaar
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 16:36, archived)
# Once again you've used the back door.
I am not amused.*
.
.
.
*okmaybealittleamused
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 19:48, archived)
# :O
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 21:09, archived)
# Let that sink in
(, Sun 24 Feb 2019, 0:02, archived)
# He looks
a bit like Trump..?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 16:07, archived)
# needz moor shit
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 20:03, archived)
# Can't hold his drink
obvs
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 16:15, archived)
# also for no reason except Spongepink Stovepipe
Spongepink Stovepipe
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 16:35, archived)
# I'm a petty board nazi who specializes in CDCs and I approve this message
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 18:14, archived)
# Hmmm
But is it magenta enough?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 19:41, archived)
# If you color-correct the imaged based on a 'naturalization' of the water/sunlight hue overlay, then yes.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 20:18, archived)
# Is this a sex thing?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 19:46, archived)
# Let me ask you this -- what body part do you imagine this humorously edited coral superficially resembles?
(Clue -- it's a cock and balls)

Didn't really answer your question did it :( Thinking about it, CDCs can't be a NSFW sex thing because they're tolerated on /board. cock and balls lol
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 20:21, archived)
# I was referring to the word 'Nazi'.......you perv.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 22:59, archived)
# Thank you mofaha you are a true connoisseur of the cock
(, Sun 24 Feb 2019, 10:59, archived)
# OMG!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2019, 0:40, archived)
# obvs
He's washed up.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 20:04, archived)
# new Bond title announced
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 15:49, archived)
# My first thought also.
Live and Let Dry
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 17:02, archived)
# The no wipe evacuation
shaken not stirred
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 17:25, archived)
# Ianucci thread of other possible titles
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 17:55, archived)
# ShatOnHand
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 18:12, archived)
# Brownfinger
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 18:47, archived)
# Browneye
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 18:56, archived)
# Moonraker
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 18:57, archived)
#
snort
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 21:13, archived)
# The Man with the Golden Bum
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 18:59, archived)
# The Eye Who Loved Pee
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 19:01, archived)
# On Her Majesty's Shithouse Service
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 19:05, archived)
# A Deuce to a Kill
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 19:15, archived)
# Octopoohy
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 19:16, archived)
# A Pee-Yew to a Kill
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 19:19, archived)
# Ok, so it's a little different than mine, but it still feels like you copied me
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 21:13, archived)
#

(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 21:28, archived)
# Plagiarism
Is the sincerest form of flattery.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 22:11, archived)
# Plagiarism
Is the sincerest form of flattery.
(gijoel, Fri 22 Feb, 22:11 โ€ฆ)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 16:28, archived)
# See, you've attributed that, you're not very good at plagiarism are you, it's actually the sincerest form of flattery.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 18:17, archived)
# Attributed plagiarism is actually the sincerest form of flattery. (I helped save b3ta! mofaha , who is front, who is back, Sat 23 Feb, 18:17 …)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 19:54, archived)
# Dr. No Loo Roll
:)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 19:42, archived)
# Quality replies
Drinks all round
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 19:45, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 19:51, archived)
# 100 year old Scotch.....kthnx
...and a Guinness.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 21:14, archived)
# Makes a change from getting banned for churning out a series of jokes on a theme,
I'd best gaz rob to make sure this is OK
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 23:31, archived)
# Doublo Bondton
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 23:43, archived)
# Irie Stavro Blofeld
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 23:53, archived)
# Peter Smersh
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 8:42, archived)
# You Only Wipe Twice.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 19:51, archived)
# tacos are forever
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 20:14, archived)
#
I refer the honourable b3tans to the answer I gave some moments ago.^
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 20:20, archived)
# Damn! Someone already came up with 'The Pie Who Loved Me.'
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 20:37, archived)
#
unclepoohs
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 20:37, archived)
# Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls,
Monsieur LeChatffre.


(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 21:10, archived)
# is this the one with the baddy called Kurlwanoff?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 22:03, archived)
# The Roll is not enough.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 22:13, archived)
# Odd Job's Revenge
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 0:50, archived)
# Octoploppy
also a Poo to a kill
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 15:25, archived)
# "It's a grenade disguised as a shit!"
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 16:11, archived)
# Featuring Dinah Rhea
The first Bond girl he's been reluctant to jump into bed with
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 14:58, archived)
# I like this
very much
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 19:20, archived)
# *VOTES*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 19:21, archived)
# Finally found one of those rare issues from the “shit we eat” series
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 14:01, archived)
# Feels like asses, too
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 19:20, archived)
# And, if neglected for a certain time
Smells like asses, too
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] There you are Sir; four kindles


TV is arts innit!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 13:12, archived)
# haha
"clicks"
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 15:20, archived)
# Classic
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 17:18, archived)
# I'm afraid it's rather more fjord than you like it sir.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 18:32, archived)
# Happy tardy b3taday mofaha I know you got some weird hang-up about cake or summint so I made you a Flan
Mofaha Pear Flan
XD
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 18:41, archived)
# Are those peeled pears sticking up out of there? Mofaha LOVES pears!!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 18:51, archived)
# Very observant Pedro, I went to the speshal effort peeling them
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 18:58, archived)
# NSFm
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 19:07, archived)
# looks like she got stuck 1/2-way through a doggie door and kept pushing :/
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 19:21, archived)
# Ripe and juicy
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 19:23, archived)
# TERRIBLE BULLYING
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 21:32, archived)
#

(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 3:49, archived)
# So you've called me a tard and set fire to some pears, I hope you're happy now
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 21:27, archived)
#
Sleaford Mods 1
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 12:06, archived)
# TV is art.....'False Impressionism'.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 18:59, archived)
# "arts" not "art" ;-)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 12:07, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 19:21, archived)
# I like the original painting better... :)
Picou,_Henri_Pierre_-_Venus_-_19th_century
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Whistler's Motherboard : A Pun
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 21:48, archived)
# thought it was whistler's spanish main board, but that would have a golden dongle
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 21:53, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 22:22, archived)
# Heheh
Nice ports
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 22:26, archived)
# On a geek art note
I've just discovered this Jet Set Willy art.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 22:53, archived)
# Looks like her heatsink mounting point hasn't been used in years!!!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 23:16, archived)
# ....
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 13:18, archived)
# Oh Jeeez!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 19:22, archived)
# Worth trying once, just to see.


Ever heard of Dominion?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 20:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 21:01, archived)
# No but why not
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 21:44, archived)
# The hair, my god the hair
(, Sun 24 Feb 2019, 13:41, archived)
# I have to use my template now.

(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 21:22, archived)
# Everybody is dead....I win! \o/
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 21:31, archived)
# is this part of the Article 50 extension pack?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 21:50, archived)
# I've ordered it quite a long time ago. I still don't know where is my package right now
Tracker says it's no big deal
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 22:05, archived)
# Mother Russia rain down down down
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 20:42, archived)
#
I used to rage throw my joystick at CRT televisions and break it after playing Ghouls & Ghosts on Atari ST. Miss those days. Now I would break the flimsy telly as well if I did that.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 15:20, archived)
# Ghouls & Ghosts (and Ghosts & Goblins) are probably the hardest games I have ever played.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 17:03, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 17:14, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 17:59, archived)
# Pauly not so fucking Jolie
Gary Oldpfft
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 19:21, archived)
# nicely
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Domo Arigato!

revamped for the compo
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 19:23, archived)
# Ace :-)
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 20:55, archived)
# Yeah!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 21:01, archived)
# Ok, so it's a little different than mine, but it still feels like you copied me
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 20:05, archived)
# Oh...sorry Pedro...I didn't realize that you OWN The Wizard of Oz Franchise and all it's intellectual properties.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 20:26, archived)
# I love U <3 <3 <3
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 20:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 21:12, archived)
# /questions
b3ta's own little 'Dark Web'
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 21:35, archived)
# He doesn't, but I do :P
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 21:34, archived)
# meh...
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 16:30, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 16:53, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 16:53, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 17:46, archived)
#

(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 17:48, archived)
# Hehe
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 20:55, archived)
# oww, my pancreas
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 17:11, archived)
# Pfft! Pfft, I say!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 20:27, archived)
# That second frame it looks like he keeps getting hit in the nuts with snowballs
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 3:10, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 3:18, archived)
# Pauly Shore
Getting repeated hit in the nuts by snowballs...and about to ejaculate.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 3:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Nearly full-time.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 15:50, archived)
# Whatever happened to Pat Butcher?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 16:11, archived)
# Mercenary in Africa.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 16:55, archived)
# Conflict diamonds? Makes sense.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 17:40, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 17:58, archived)
# Spits out booze
Hahaha!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 20:56, archived)
# Sounds like a finger up a tin man’s backside...
WOO :)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 1:02, archived)
# niche
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 15:35, archived)
# Not at all.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 15:48, archived)
# Having recently seen the first ep, and being familiar with the Gashlycrumb works, I can say "I like this!"
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 16:02, archived)
# vg :)
(unlike the show)
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 20:04, archived)
# Very nicely done
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Well I still pronounce it 'Goff', bite me...
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 13:02, archived)
# They call it 'Cif' now grandad
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 13:05, archived)
# More unsolicited pics of winkies :(
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 13:16, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 8:14, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 15:49, archived)
# It's pronounced Van Gogh
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 17:51, archived)
# You mean like, Van Gogh?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 1:09, archived)
# This is sound advice.

(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 11:15, archived)
# Great advice here.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 11:22, archived)
# What would you call such a strange hybrid?
Chiroptera-man? Bat-Human?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 12:02, archived)
# Didn't we all agree on
Batman?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 12:05, archived)
# He died for our sins
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] "I sometimes think they're happier being poor"
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 1:55, archived)

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