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[challenge entry] Right, now to get wasted on Martinis
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 18:39, archived)
#
lol
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 19:15, archived)
# Cor!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 20:08, archived)
# ...and it's not even gayshift yet!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 21:02, archived)
# You can't see the join at all
Marvelous editing, I think you'll agree
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 21:36, archived)
# Best image of Norfolk EVA.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Lawrence of... well, you can see for yourself.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 18:19, archived)
# i get it
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 2:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Summer is coming
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 18:15, archived)
# Skegness is so brace-yourself
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 9:09, archived)
# rat-a-tat-tat
just something dumb i made for my discord server

Click for context
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 17:34, archived)
# Donkey Kong got real dark.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 17:49, archived)
# Your clock's fast
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 17:52, archived)
# no, b3ta's an hour behind.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 1:54, archived)
# it is currently 1:54am
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 1:54, archived)
# Worst Star Wars Summer Special Ever.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 18:00, archived)
# I think you mean BEST
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 18:15, archived)
# No...
... I say what I mean and I mean what I say.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 20:45, archived)
# But you typed it
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 22:06, archived)
# I type what I mean and I mean what I type.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 22:18, archived)
# Best Star Wars is no Star Wars
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 22:53, archived)
# O_o
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 1:18, archived)
# FASTER!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 21:02, archived)
# Well you can talk
Jeeez
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 22:50, archived)
# I don't think I can make it faster.
I set it to 0.02s which browsers for some reason make go really fast
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 1:53, archived)
# Yeah, my JASC Animation Shop can only go 0.03, anything faster actually plays slower in a browser.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 3:42, archived)
# Bad luck Darth, that monkey has the high ground
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 21:10, archived)
# (This amuses me....XD)
Clickin’ dis!!!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 5:36, archived)
[challenge entry] damn, forgot your mivvi
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Take it back. You were supposed to get me two flakes
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 17:30, archived)
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(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 17:35, archived)
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(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] 🍦
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 17:48, archived)
# We've gone to centre parcs by mistake!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 17:53, archived)
# Haha! The look on the poor kid's face...
Did Roger Thornhill steal that kid's cone and trample his sandcastle?
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - SUMMER SPECIAL

It's the Summer holidays so put on your swimsuit, roll out a beach towel and photoshop your favourite films, tv shows and pop stars doing Summery stuff.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 16:51, archived)
# SKEGNESS IS NOT SO FUCKING BRACING
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 16:54, archived)
# Scarbados is thankfully not sweltering today
but it's been fucking hell when it's not been stormy.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] shortcut to the beach
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 16:56, archived)
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(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 19:18, archived)
# Aw man, so soon?
I was really enjoying the jokeless headswop compo, But lolitics though, eh?
Hahaha
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 21:29, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 15:06, archived)
# There's a floor in your plan.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 15:14, archived)
# Strong & stable. Would look good under a table.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry] The thick as shit.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 12:31, archived)
# Make it so.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Welcome to the grassy plains and open woodlands.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 7:40, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 7:59, archived)
# Well done!
:)
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 11:15, archived)
# nicely done
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 11:53, archived)
# Woo
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 13:37, archived)
# Hiya
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Kissing President Trump on the arse

(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 22:17, archived)
#
Ha ha ha ha ha
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 22:56, archived)
# top stuff
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 2:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 3:08, archived)
# Been avoiding b3ta, this week, because I'm sick of seeing Boris Johnson's greasy plate of a face staring out at me.
This, however, is a thing of beauty.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 8:06, archived)
# ^This
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 14:20, archived)
# OMG SAME
...Except with most Trumpy stuff
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 15:27, archived)
# Top shop
Nicely done.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 12:05, archived)
# Mel Smith by Louis-Marie Autissier
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 18:13, archived)
# I didnt know he had died til the other day
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 20:19, archived)
# Autissier has been dead for ages!
;)
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 21:15, archived)
# I thought she was still sailing
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 6:28, archived)
# I thought he was still playing for Southampton.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 13:22, archived)
# 8D
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 8:07, archived)
# I like that
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 8:55, archived)
[challenge entry] The (not so) Good Life.
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 14:52, archived)
# arrrgggghhh
You've RUINED her!!

:(

:(
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 15:02, archived)
# Barbara or Margot?
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 17:28, archived)
# Ewww
not Margot
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 18:01, archived)
# Well thank-you very much robney
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 20:38, archived)
# So
You're saying that Margot is still fine with Mogg's face? You fucking pervert
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 21:34, archived)
# Yeah,
She can stay the same.
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 22:55, archived)
# Haha!
Good God!
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 16:27, archived)
#
Goes soft
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 16:44, archived)
# Bloody Hell
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 17:19, archived)
# Makes me wanna do a Gilligan's Island headswap type thingy now.
...but I can't figure out who would be in it, yet.
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 19:15, archived)
#
whats gilligans island?
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 20:20, archived)
# whyioughtta!...

It's a 1960's American Sit-Com.

The premise:

There were 7 people aboard a small yacht for a 3-hour tour on the Pacific Ocean. There was the Captain, his first mate, and 5 tourists. An unexpected storm threw them off-course.

The boat was run aground on an uncharted island in the Pacific Ocean.

Hilarity ensued.

Oddly enough, even though it was a 3-hour round trip, many had brought along a sizeable wardrobe.

would you like to know more?...
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 20:31, archived)
# no
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 21:33, archived)
#
Gilligan's Island ran for a total of 98 episodes. The first season, consisting of 36 episodes, was filmed in black and white. These episodes were later colorized for syndication. The show's second and third seasons (62 episodes) and the three television movie sequels (aired between 1978 and 1982) were filmed in color.
The show received solid ratings during its original run, then grew in popularity during decades of syndication, especially in the 1970s and 1980s when many markets ran the show in the late afternoon. Today, the title character of Gilligan is widely recognized as an American cultural icon
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 22:52, archived)
# You guys are so long-winded.
The only important part of that show was;
Ginger and Mary Ann.
(‘nuff said)
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 23:11, archived)
# ::EOF::
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 23:29, archived)
# is it the one with the midget and scaramanga?
tweeky tweeky or somesuch
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 7:12, archived)
# you know
the old dude with the white stick and bloodshot eyes
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 7:51, archived)
# gary oldman plays the moustachioed butler, right?
with more than a whiff of colonial swagger
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 13:35, archived)
# they all have to look after the baby
and hilarity ensues
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 13:39, archived)
# especially when it starts shouting
“yippee ki yay muthafucka” at that cia guy
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 13:43, archived)
#
[duffer overrun detected]
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 13:49, archived)
#
[core-dumped]
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 16:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 13:58, archived)
# Sit right back and you'll hear a tale
a tale of a fateful trip
That started at this tropic port
aboard this tiny ship.
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 3:26, archived)
#
/door
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 4:00, archived)
# twilight zone multiball!
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 7:13, archived)
# Has Jacob Rees-Mogg been hit at point-blank range in the shoulder with a shotgun?
And simply hasn't noticed the gaping hole exposing the infernal blackness of his soul?
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Jacob you plonker'
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 14:38, archived)
#
What are you doing here?
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 16:05, archived)
# School holidays innit
Off for 6 weeks
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 16:11, archived)
# Damn what a sexy beast Jacob is
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 14:16, archived)
# He secretly lusts after uppity negroes.
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 14:40, archived)
# Sitcom, but I'm not laughing!
Why is that?
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 16:04, archived)
# I dunno
Sexual predator lead actor with fascist, lunatic, narcicistic leader. What's not to laugh at?
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 21:37, archived)
# bill cosby was just misunderstood
Here, have this drink and I'll explain why. It's on me
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 3:28, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 10:51, archived)
# Very good!
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 13:51, archived)
#
like a fat Donal Mcintyre :)
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 20:21, archived)
# Yes Boris. We know you're Prime Minister now.
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] It ain't half hot Nige...
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 9:13, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 16:18, archived)
# I like this
(, Fri 2 Aug 2019, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Father Red - Comrade Pearoast salutes you
(, Wed 31 Jul 2019, 22:33, archived)
# "I hear you're an antisemite now..."
(, Wed 31 Jul 2019, 23:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 1:31, archived)
# Somehow antisemite sounds like a contraceptive.
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 3:38, archived)
#
sounds like a contraceptive , Corbyn power
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 4:07, archived)
# well would you want to make babies with one?
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 9:03, archived)
# I did a Father Corbyn a while ago
(, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Gove
(, Wed 31 Jul 2019, 15:46, archived)
#
ha nicelydun
(, Wed 31 Jul 2019, 16:05, archived)
# Ta!
:)
(, Wed 31 Jul 2019, 17:24, archived)
# Ohhh that's good :)
(, Wed 31 Jul 2019, 16:15, archived)
# Thanks!
:D
(, Wed 31 Jul 2019, 17:24, archived)
# Perfect. The fucking oily lizard
(, Wed 31 Jul 2019, 17:27, archived)
# What have you shopped?
(, Wed 31 Jul 2019, 19:33, archived)

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