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[challenge entry] I'm sorry these have been in my head and I need to get them out
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 23:03, archived)
#
you're very silly
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 0:49, archived)
# There was a gay bar near my house called Mineshaft
I would ask my friends "Have you been to that German bar 'Mein Shaaft'?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 3:27, archived)
# It's almost as if they did that on purpose
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 6:28, archived)
# I think the shaft they were referring to was more in the sense of a hollow opening
rather than a cylindrical rod
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 8:18, archived)
# Yes, of course it was.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 8:24, archived)
# I'm [more] confused [than ever]
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 8:53, archived)
# You sweet innocent child
bless you
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] The biggest expose this year
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 19:19, archived)
# Who IS the mystery guy
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 19:28, archived)
# Or girl, soz to any shaven headed lady boarder's
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 19:28, archived)
# I've wondered that for a long time
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 19:32, archived)
# But never asked
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 19:32, archived)
# It's only polite to wait until the third date before asking what type of furniture is kept downstairs
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 19:35, archived)
# Unless you are a celebrity
Then you can do whatever you want
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 20:09, archived)
# When you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 20:18, archived)
# I have long hair you insensitive bastard.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 21:55, archived)
# Would read.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 20:15, archived)
# Almost possible to publish
I've got all the email sent to that form since 2005

(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 13:22, archived)
# The Skinhead just smiled as they cut his head off.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 20:39, archived)
# YOU IMPERIAL BASTARDS
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 20:53, archived)
# I've got a signed copy
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 20:49, archived)
# no one ever mentions that dude
but he's been on the site forever
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 21:14, archived)
# ssshhh!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 21:23, archived)
# Did he ever have a name?
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 22:09, archived)
# I don't think so
just something that Denise (Pep) drew. Name him if you like.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 1:24, archived)
# "If you like" is a very odd name
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 11:23, archived)
#

(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 12:30, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH
/ac
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 12:34, archived)
# Funny that you said that.
b3ta.com is blocked on many public wifi -- being listed as a 'porn' site, haha!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 12:37, archived)
# it's only a semi
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 12:40, archived)
# It's posts like this that get it classified as such
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 13:53, archived)
# hush, you!...
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 13:57, archived)
# {:-D
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 16:01, archived)
# You killed Tribs...you bastard!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 16:08, archived)
# And nothing of value was lost
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 18:02, archived)
# One less established member of a thriving online community.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 18:05, archived)
# About 2% of the posters
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 22:07, archived)
# Right in the eye!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 19:36, archived)
# At least no-one's posting pics of Jacob Rees-Mogg's knackers!
Oh wait....
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 14:23, archived)
# You're welcome.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 20:50, archived)
# When peg dolls fall in love
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 12:39, archived)
# What do peg dolls call pegging?
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 12:59, archived)
# A threesome?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 7:36, archived)
# Nice perspective work on pubes
Points off for no lady bits
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 12:58, archived)
# Thank you! <3 <3
Once I learned the difference between 'smaller' and 'farther away', my skills really blossomed
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 12:59, archived)
# holy tit
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 13:09, archived)
# You have my permission to incorporate this into a future Batman Comic.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 13:10, archived)
#
fuckoffnoob
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 13:11, archived)
#

(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 13:13, archived)
# Pfft!...I’ll make a Burnt Weeny Sandwich out of that dog!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 18:04, archived)
#

(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 18:21, archived)
# !!!!!!!!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 19:00, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 20:10, archived)
# If dogs were spherical...
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 22:11, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 22:18, archived)
# Best thing ever, wow!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 22:56, archived)
# That's the reference.
All of them are brilliantly funny!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 23:00, archived)
# Ugh! Terrible canine bullying!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 22:55, archived)
# Typical mod
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 23:16, archived)
# B&
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 0:22, archived)
# How very heteronormative
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 14:45, archived)
# You kids and your gender LOLs
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 17:01, archived)
# How is it that they both have the same exact skin tone, and same exact hair colour?
I’m guessing they are brother and sister!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 18:12, archived)
# It's best...
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 18:22, archived)
# Tits on both would be funnier.
{:-)
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 16:01, archived)
#
funnier sexier
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 17:01, archived)
# I've only just realized this is a drawing!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 19:00, archived)
# Just ask yourself, "Could this be mistaken for porn?"
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 19:10, archived)
# I know I wanked myself raw just while drawing it.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 20:10, archived)
# You'll stay in there, Boris, until we let you out.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 11:17, archived)
# throw away the key
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] In that sort of mood today
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 10:42, archived)
# Devoultion
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 11:26, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 11:34, archived)
# O_o
narsty
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 13:12, archived)
# OH NO PLS
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 16:02, archived)
# Oh look! Is that a corgi getting out? What, where?!

(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 8:10, archived)
# LOL, the bounder!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 10:44, archived)
# He found it on a bus.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 11:46, archived)
# "Oi, get yer mitts of me bingo winnings or I'll sick me bleedin corgis onto ya. mind they don't fuck ya first, with that bonce like a fat cocker spaniel"
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 10:59, archived)
# It's like she's in the room
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 14:47, archived)
# He's nicking her selfies!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 11:02, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 11:47, archived)
# He'll have her pension book
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 11:47, archived)
# And the mother-of-pearl handled switchblade she keeps handy for dispensing mini-knighthoods and Royal Stabbings
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 13:55, archived)
# Score!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 13:11, archived)
#
Hehe
(, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 10:27, archived)
#

Darth Vader: You are not my son!
Luke Skywalker: OBV
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Uhh....
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 2:12, archived)
# Pull My Finger
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 3:03, archived)
# tl;dr
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 3:52, archived)
# Darth Vader: Why isn't that shirt ironed and where is your vest?
Luke: *despairing sigh*
OBW: *cough* loser *cough*
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 7:30, archived)
# at lesst
Vader's wearing a tie...
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 12:40, archived)
# I was gonna say that to Barbarossa! D:<
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 13:10, archived)
# He looks like he means business!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 10:43, archived)
#
oh go on then

(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 12:26, archived)
# Sexy!!! :D
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I see O'Reilly have started publishing autobiographies
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 22:37, archived)
# :) nice
you could follow up with the idiots guide to living - the autobiography of {insert object of ridicule here}
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 23:13, archived)
# A life
Eddie Monsoon
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 23:55, archived)
# A life
of Jimmy Savile.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 0:15, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 1:02, archived)
# Ahahahahz
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 1:02, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 1:02, archived)
# Excellent
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 2:11, archived)
# Richard Gere was a gerbil, wasn't he?
You'd struggle to get a guinea pig up there.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 19:00, archived)
# Pretty sure that's a hamster,
Who has seen things a hamster should never see.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 22:12, archived)
# Well, I liked it.
I also suspect that the real section 15 is frankly terrifying.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 23:26, archived)
# "Strength and stability may be compromised"
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 23:39, archived)
# 'No wealthy people were harmed during the making of this Brexit.'
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 0:13, archived)
#
I still think I should have made something funny
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 0:46, archived)
# I've seen it and it says
15. Access to Internet pornography will be severely affected. On D1ND, the hardest material available will be scans of old Freemans catalogue bra pages and a fuzzy MPEG of Carry On Camping. The UK will also be reduced to "third country" status for DVD region coding and existing bongo videos will stop playing. A black market in secondhand paper grumble may emerge, with up to £50 being demanded for a copy of Razzle or Readers' Wives.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 7:05, archived)
# Apparently...
It's about UK oil refineries no longer being competitive due to tariffs, so they'll have to close costing 2000 jobs. Fuel will become scarce in the regions they supply.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 11:04, archived)
# Item 15 is all about dogs and cats living together
(h/t SmallBrainfield)
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Includes recipe for scones made from sand
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 8:34, archived)
# Tinkling ivories to achieve the hench look.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 9:30, archived)
# "I shat myself just looking at the cover" PedroHin
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 12:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 12:43, archived)
# heh heh!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 12:45, archived)
# Hahahafuck
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 12:56, archived)
# would
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] She knew the best outfits to vex the contemptible douche
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 3:16, archived)
# more like bleak white house
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 3:44, archived)
# or low expectations
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 3:44, archived)
# Racist, orange, sociopathic
Donald in the White House
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 5:36, archived)
# "Angry people are not always wise."
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 7:48, archived)
# Ooo it's purty AND pointed
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 8:27, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 9:30, archived)
# Biting!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 1:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Gentlemen, you can't take back control in here! This is the Sovereignty Room!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 3:09, archived)
# This is amazing!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 8:28, archived)
# Amazing!
His blubbery lips though....
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 8:30, archived)
# Awesomeness-ness-ness-ness
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 8:59, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 9:30, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 2:42, archived)
# Where's Hulk Hogan?

(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 2:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 3:14, archived)
# Feck! I paid a lot for those promotional t-shirts! :(

(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 3:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 4:08, archived)
# Rookie Move!

(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 4:13, archived)
# He don't care!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 4:17, archived)
# The judges all like this
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 10:42, archived)
#

(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 11:34, archived)
#

(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 12:11, archived)
# FUCKLIFTS on the FP*.........
*kind of....sort of....
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 12:53, archived)
# The fuck is this shit????!?!!1
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 12:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 13:07, archived)
# Holy Fuck! The Prodigal Frog Returns! :'( .....we missed you! *sniffle*....

(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 13:16, archived)
#
p̡̨̨̙̤̦͉̞̄̃́͐͘͢͟i̶͚̪̫͉͚͎̋̑̿̋͡ż̡̼̹̥̫̥͙̥͗͋͛̉ͅz̸̧͍̳̳̯̘͓̯̃͑̈́̓̑̈͘͟ą̨̨̦͔̥̣̫̺̀͛̍͗̚̕͜͡ t̪̦̮̟̙̰̝́̅̀̌͂̀̀̂̀ī͚͉̳̩͔̼̜̩̽͂͆͆̓͒̒m̸̼̬͍̱̱̰̖̟͆͆͌̏͞e͉̙̼͇̎̍̀̀̿̕̚͢
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 12:03, archived)
# He's back!
*waves*
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 17:24, archived)
# He’s gone again!...Damn!
Come back, Froggy!!! \0/
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 16:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 9:31, archived)
# charlotte rampling never fails to fail to surprise me with her surprising talents
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 11:05, archived)
#

(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] He'll learn that it still won't fill the emptiness inside
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 0:54, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 4:15, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 9:00, archived)
# Midwich is missing a cuckoo.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 9:33, archived)
# A PHYSICAL BORDER! A BRICK PHYSICAL BORDER!!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] A tribute
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 0:19, archived)
# So dreamy.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Not Me!
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 19:57, archived)
# Liz will probably give MI5 the nod to use a lesser royal for distraction purposes.
Looks like things are about to get juicy for Nathaniel Whiffling-Haynes III.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] YAY a TOAP challenge
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 19:27, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 19:32, archived)
# Nithe
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 19:57, archived)
# Pfft
Click
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 22:42, archived)
# at thix ith thugs with thithelia
is surprisingly hard to find on youtube
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 22:47, archived)
# + abhorth I vacuum
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] *makes Peanuts teacher noises*
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 18:43, archived)
# Now it won't stop!
Make it stop!
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 18:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 19:18, archived)
#

(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 19:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 19:31, archived)
# Now you've done it

(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 19:45, archived)
# Not me, mate. You want this guy.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 20:01, archived)
# Boris, stop fucking about and sort out our Brexit deal
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 20:21, archived)
# Hi HappyToast!
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 20:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 20:47, archived)
# Haha!
Have some War Stars

(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 20:55, archived)
# From the time in Earth's history when pokes were legitimate currency.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 21:07, archived)
# Ha Ha...this is SO wrong!
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 23:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 22:34, archived)
# No but really, is that a flame throwing nazi chainsaw?
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 9:05, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 9:28, archived)
#
it's like ball fondlers but better
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 10:14, archived)
# O_O whoa
hello Amanda!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 11:49, archived)
# {:-D
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 13:09, archived)
# !!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 13:39, archived)
# Now that
Is some Thing.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 20:27, archived)
# arrrghh
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 19:28, archived)
# XD
This one!
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 20:59, archived)
# good grief
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 19:19, archived)
# lolz
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 19:28, archived)
# It's the Great Cunt, Charlie Brown!
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 19:59, archived)
# Could someone fetch some water please?
It would appear that the dear Captain is on fire!
WOO 'n' click
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 20:53, archived)
# Arf
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 20:57, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 20:58, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 3:11, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 9:01, archived)
[challenge entry] a lazy one
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 17:09, archived)
# Who is this mysterious lady?
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 18:46, archived)
# Charo
...or...
María del Rosario Mercedes Pilar Martínez Molina Baeza
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 19:01, archived)
# Mystery solved.
Ta.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 19:19, archived)

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