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[challenge entry] Tumble Toaster
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 20:18, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 21:20, archived)
# Crumby!
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 22:00, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 18:17, archived)
# The kids on the internet are now claiming that this is Superman in drag...
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 18:26, archived)
# Superperson, surely?
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 18:30, archived)
# Hmmm...decisions, decisions...
(, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 0:34, archived)
# Don't do that...you scared me!
(, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 0:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
(, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 0:41, archived)
# It was only for like 6 minutes and you went through separation anxiety
How sweet :P
(, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 0:42, archived)
# I suddenly felt so alone.
You can never leave me!!!
(, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 0:44, archived)
# nice!
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 18:34, archived)
# This is actually amazing!
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 18:45, archived)
#
Well this has excited me
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 20:39, archived)
# lovely!
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 21:16, archived)
# excellent
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 21:24, archived)
# Wonderfully done
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 22:02, archived)
# wow!
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 23:29, archived)
# \o/
Thanks All !!!
(come back Pedro! I was just kidding) :'(
(, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 15:12, archived)
# Green means 'Go' !
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 18:12, archived)
# hehe :-)
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 22:48, archived)
# Fantastic :)
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 16:35, archived)
# Marvelous!!!
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 18:11, archived)
#
WYH
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 20:40, archived)
# Dom as the Mekon is begging to be done
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 21:25, archived)
# You wouldn't like me when I'm gammony
(, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 11:36, archived)
# manning?
(, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 19:53, archived)
# van morrison
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 4:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Introducing the K-Tel Turbo Leash!
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 10:01, archived)
# Woot woot yay!
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 12:07, archived)
# Ugh!
:-(
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 14:16, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 15:57, archived)
#
aww poor pups
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 18:12, archived)
# This is magic
Dog to wotsit in a push of a button
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Let the flame wars commence!
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 1:09, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 16:08, archived)
# Ooooo...
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 18:13, archived)
# That'll cost you
The current one's about ยฃ65.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 13:06, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 22:16, archived)
# Useful for counting in hexadecimal
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 22:19, archived)
# Yeah....she's hexed...no doubt about it.
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 0:03, archived)
# In this world there are 10 types of people.
Those that understand binary,
Those that don't,
.
.
.
.
And those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 12:01, archived)
# Ah, such base humour
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 12:18, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 21:41, archived)
# No place for this here!
LOL
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 23:02, archived)
#
[awaits Pedro's newest pic of deformed feet]
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 0:05, archived)
# PS: <3 <3 <3
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 23:03, archived)
# You do realize that this could chase Mofaha off forever
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 23:42, archived)
# keeps him on his toes
IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 23:46, archived)
# LOL
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 23:52, archived)
# Like:
The PartHEon
The PartHEnoton
This is the part of b3ta he not on.
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 0:00, archived)
# Look at you all. So much hate. So much jealousy. So few toes.
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 3:41, archived)
# HE ON!!!
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 3:59, archived)
# Uh-oh!
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 9:08, archived)
# The girl can't help it...she was born that way.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 23:57, archived)
# You're making it worse!!!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 23:58, archived)
#
-worse
+better
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 0:01, archived)
# That's great! Because...
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 0:12, archived)
# Toe-riffic!
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 0:32, archived)
# toetally!
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 0:56, archived)
# And then....
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 1:19, archived)
# :((
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 1:20, archived)
# GAH! O_O
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 1:37, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 2:17, archived)
# FATMAN
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 3:49, archived)
# I posted some to Imgur and it's trending rapidly downward
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 2:34, archived)
# hahah well at least it's trending
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 3:45, archived)
# XD Ha Ha!!
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 3:50, archived)
# Metaluna is missing a mutant.
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 16:09, archived)
# I would have guessed Bavaria, Germany is missing a Nightcrawler... :/
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 18:10, archived)
# You can delete this now if you want to.
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 23:58, archived)
# Not gonna.
(, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 0:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Greek Corner
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I has reinvented democracy
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 19:20, archived)
# verily
a vituperative vivifaction of our vergent vicissitudes
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 0:41, archived)
# I see you're brexit ready.
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 4:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 18:27, archived)
# Did you make the original of this?
It's been on t'Internets since at least 2007.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 18:50, archived)
# This is now reddit
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 19:12, archived)
# Well, but...
Ce CenterBlog n'existe pas ou a รฉtรฉ dรฉsactivรฉ.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 19:18, archived)
# Oui, mais Center Parcs se porte bien et a ouvert un nouveau site en Irlande en juillet.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 22:22, archived)
# Yes, it's my original.
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 0:44, archived)
# Great!
I don't think anything I've done went even the slightest bit out of b3taland
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 0:57, archived)
# Thanks! Posted on Freaking News in 2005
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 1:39, archived)
# 'tis the dream of many a B3tan to go a bit viral!
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 1:50, archived)
# you wos robbed, mate
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 5:17, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - REINVENT THINGS BETTER

Everyday items are great, but what if they were greater? Reinvent the things around you so they do the things they do, but better and more.
Show us remote controlled pre buttered toasters, kettles that pour 5 different hot drinks at once and all sorts of other stuff.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 16:02, archived)
# Ok, I approve. Might be able to do something with this.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 16:12, archived)
# Make tea?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 17:09, archived)
# spoiler: no, you won't
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 3:46, archived)
# Everyday Effects 2
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 17:09, archived)
# The klumps
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 19:10, archived)
# No special effects needed
It's more of a technical design challenge
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 20:04, archived)
# O.K.,....Yes Sir!
You are right !
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Reviving this for the challenge...

(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 10:42, archived)
# Very good
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 11:01, archived)
# Not so fucking mermaid's purse
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 12:17, archived)
# I like this
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Arf!

(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 22:48, archived)
#
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# pfft!
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 0:10, archived)
# Idi Shakeitallabout
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 1:52, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 8:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 2:03, archived)
# Poor William :(
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 3:46, archived)
# picture yourself :)
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 4:13, archived)
# Wow...I was thinking about this song today.....by a lesser known band ;)
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 4:47, archived)
# some sub geniuses no doubt - praise bob
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 5:03, archived)
# earlier that day...

(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 12:28, archived)
# Romulan Star Dust
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 17:12, archived)
# Hello son
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 5:51, archived)
#
oh no
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 17:10, archived)
# oh yes!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 19:54, archived)
#
There is no man drying his balls on the FP.
There is no man drying his balls on the FP.
There is no man drying his balls on the FP.
There is no man drying his balls on the FP.
There is no man drying his balls on the FP.
There is no man drying his balls on the FP.
There is no man drying his balls on the FP....
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 20:31, archived)
# :'(
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 22:39, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 23:10, archived)
# That's not to shave your pubes
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 23:58, archived)
# Ha Ha!!!...How Revolting!
(, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 0:36, archived)
# Heheh. Alternatively...
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 11:38, archived)
# Hh heh....
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 17:10, archived)
# Bernard Manning ‘mind blown’ gif
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 21:02, archived)
# meanwhile...
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 21:54, archived)
#


speaking of horrifying pieces to camera:
twitter.com/robmanuel/status/1172181047913721862
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 0:26, archived)
# fucking hell
fucking hell
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 19:30, archived)
# Make it stop.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 22:24, archived)
# shaun ryder has let himselfzzzz
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 23:29, archived)
# That's ok isn't it?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 17:17, archived)
# Highly maybe?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 17:41, archived)
# A bit reggae, mate.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 18:12, archived)
# b&
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 18:31, archived)
# Which figure central to the Rastafari movement is a way to request MDMA from a sweaty besuited comedian?
Hi Lee, sell us E!!!
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 19:23, archived)
# psst! mate! got any moons on sticks?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 22:22, archived)
# Oh ffs
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 22:23, archived)
# evans above
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 23:24, archived)
# *blows raspberry*
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 0:37, archived)
# member?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 0:44, archived)
# Classic!
I raise you this.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 1:12, archived)
# phwoar!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 1:54, archived)
# Another time entirely, Barker was brilliant.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 18:33, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 23:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 23:23, archived)
# How did Hitler greet the Ethiopian emperor who came to inspect and determine the quality of his wooden frame for holding his paintings?
Heil, easel assay!!!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 7:29, archived)
# Be more like Bob
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 18:23, archived)
# praise bob
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 4:43, archived)
# That was great!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 17:17, archived)
# This week's image challenge was fail then!

Can we have a better one now please?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 16:41, archived)
# hey now
TOAPs are all some of us can manage
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 17:18, archived)
# Teeth On A Pussy
obviously
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 21:04, archived)
# Naked Girl Challenge! NOW!!! \O/-yes!
(I heard b3ta is a porn site anyway)
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 18:14, archived)
# That one turned out to be a robot
(It's an Amiga/Atari strip poker game)
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 18:55, archived)
# vagina dentata
It means don't hurry
Steer clear of the bearded clam with teeth
Has been my philosophy
Vagina Dentata
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 19:55, archived)
# They ask for challenge ideas on that there Twitter thingy nowadays.
Not sure if they ever use the suggestions or just fly with their own idea though.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 21:41, archived)
# what are we, your bitches for twitter content?
oh ok then
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 21:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 0:28, archived)
# Chasbo wants an album cover btw
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 22:21, archived)
# WAWYCLPCPB?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 0:28, archived)
# Replace the first vowel in every word with a different vowel.
โ™ป
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 3:14, archived)
# Birds with arms
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 3:21, archived)
# You're being completely unreasonable
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 3:23, archived)
# I let my emotions get in the way sometimes
Wanna see some feet pics?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 3:24, archived)
# Sir, no I do not
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 3:45, archived)
# Great!
I'll have some ready by this time tomorrow!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 3:45, archived)
# I don't doubt it
๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿฝ โ˜น
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 3:47, archived)
# ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿพ
Pedro how is it that all these different people can live happily together in the subject line, and yet you and I can't seem to get along?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 3:52, archived)
# haha!
*sings 'Ebony and Ivory'*
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 3:53, archived)
# 2 toes or six?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 4:53, archived)
# heard on radio 5 live movie thing earlier that there is a christmas movie in the works called
jingle jangle
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 3:43, archived)
# now then now then i kid you not
a british production no less - downton abbey folk apparently
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 3:44, archived)
# owz about that then guyz and galz
also: corpsez
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 3:46, archived)
# Bords woth erms
That idea is shit!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 4:53, archived)
# thit odae us shot
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 5:06, archived)
# With his bridge idea shot down in flames, Boris moves on to Plan B
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 15:02, archived)
# monkeying about?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Strength and stability
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 12:02, archived)
# Nice.
I'd vote for it.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Popped into my head - thought I'd put it into yours
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 11:44, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 11:46, archived)
# Oh god, might as well do the obvious variation
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 12:01, archived)
# Now do
ChrisHatton / ChrisHattoff
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 13:15, archived)
# No
I will not (but I got a notification - just not the others)
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 13:16, archived)
# Yeah I got one for this, it's how I replied
It seems a bit hit or miss and somewhat out of my control.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 13:17, archived)
# I can't seem to stop getting notifications!
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 14:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 15:36, archived)
# Why would you want to stop?
You can control it through your profile update
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 16:36, archived)
# Now do...MANHATTBLEWOFFANDFELLINTOTHEWATER
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 13:53, archived)
# Ha Ha Nice
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 14:38, archived)
# all very good but where's the shark and helicopter?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 17:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 19:50, archived)
# haha
although controversial round edges on the S and O.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 19:56, archived)
# This is worse
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 12:17, archived)
#
Go home and think about what you've done
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 13:35, archived)
# Dear god what she said
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 13:46, archived)
# Oh yes this as well
It's burnt into my eyes and won't go. Wibble
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 14:05, archived)
# Wow! XD/
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 16:15, archived)
# took me 24 hours to get this!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2019, 18:18, archived)
# :D excellent
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 16:12, archived)
# I love these kind of jokes
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 3:06, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 3:47, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 9:24, archived)
# This made me chuckle
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 14:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 19:28, archived)
# Ha!
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 6:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 1:59, archived)
# Haha! I love it
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 2:19, archived)
# hoo ray !!
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 3:11, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 2:22, archived)
# Ha ha...I thought it would be the other way around.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 2:26, archived)
# Limp In, Leap Out!
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 2:27, archived)
# lol
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 3:11, archived)
# LO7
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 5:05, archived)
# 101
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 17:15, archived)
# _/0\_
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 18:09, archived)
# [O[
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 18:54, archived)
# v0v
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 20:38, archived)
# It will survive long after the rest of b3ta has given up.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 6:30, archived)
# Come On, b3ta!......YAY TEAM.......yay............
b3ta!......YAY TEAM.......yay............
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 12:57, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 14:08, archived)
# o/‘
(, Fri 13 Sep 2019, 16:07, archived)

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