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[challenge entry] There's always something in the fridge to toss
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 18:22, archived)
# Sylvester Stallone impressions, the hard way.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Mar 2020, 18:53, archived)
# hahah--nobody said it was gonna be easy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 19:04, archived)
# Sloe Moe Guaize!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Indoor Bubble Soccer Will Have You Literally Bouncing Off The Walls.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 17:31, archived)
# jellyfish venus flytrap hybrid manchew madness
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 18:37, archived)
# Cracking Peel Session
in '86.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 19:11, archived)
# Yeah I liked them before they sold out thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 20:04, archived)
# obv
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 19:37, archived)
# These viruses are getting MASSIVE.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Mar 2020, 18:56, archived)
# We're all gonna die....soon!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 19:38, archived)
# I'll be ok, gallons of wine, axes and a chainsaw fuelled up.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Mar 2020, 19:44, archived)
# Gonna do some drunk lumberjacking?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 19:53, archived)
#
he cuts down trees, he wears high heels
suspenders and a bra
he wishes he were a girlie
just like his dear papa
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 20:00, archived)
# ^ awful misgendering transphobia ^
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Mar 2020, 20:24, archived)
# There's another kind?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 20:06, archived)
# Em, no.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 20:09, archived)
# Just getting ahead of the coming zombie apocalypse.
They'll never take my booze!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Mar 2020, 20:17, archived)
# Blue shirt, missing hand and shotgun
(97800, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 20:11, archived)
# This makes me want pickles!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 23:12, archived)
# Do you slice them or suck on them whole?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 0:00, archived)
# He drinks down the juice like a man
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 0:19, archived)
# 50 in the Juve Cubes, man...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 7:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Ceci n'est pas le chief medical officer
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 15:30, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 16:27, archived)
# Clicking this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NEW INDOOR GAMES

Everybody's stuck inside and at risk of going mad, so lets think up some new games and sports to play.
Perhaps if we come up with a few good ones, we can stream them in place of the 2020 Olympics.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 15:16, archived)
# You could balance books
Like, balance copies of "The Birthday Party" and "The Homecoming" on works by Miguel de Cervantes.

Pinter Tale on the Don Qui(xote).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 16:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Covid-19 news
It's fast acting--and invades the body through the feet

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 11:30, archived)
# Cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! willmod, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 12:33, archived)
# . . . of a head . . . or a wall :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 21:29, archived)
# Did he died?
(97800, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 14:07, archived)
#
How many of us have hangovers after yesterday's shitty news? Ow...
(Teaseress, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 10:00, archived)
#
b3ta.com/talk/
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sat 21 Mar 2020, 11:03, archived)
# No, thanks, it's full.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 12:18, archived)
# It was largely the talk board
that made a load of us leave in the first place. So much hate in one little group. 17 yers later maybe it's different. *shrug*

Anyway, we're here because we lost another one of our own yesterday - pxyzyzygy or Nik as he was better known. May he RIP and kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 12:24, archived)
# I'm genuinely sorry to hear about pxyzyzygy, I still think about valen.
No time for your reason for leaving though. /talk is a separate board, it's easy to avoid, plus there's the ignore button. I get that we're horrible people, but you don't have to deal with us. As such, your 'reason' sounds a bit hollow, and I wonder if you're just scapegoating something you don't like.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 12:45, archived)
# Bear in mind this was 2003 so I'll be remembering wrong,
maybe /talk appeared after we'd left. I know the ignore button was there before we all jumped to dynofoo but the nuclear rise in popularity brought all sorts of awful people in. Anyhoo, this is for Nik.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 13:04, archived)
# :) What's dynofoo?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 14:03, archived)
# It's like Updog, Foo!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 14:04, archived)
# I can't remember who started dynofoo,
possibly the only messageboard ever written in ColdFusion :). After that it was Flibz' M3ss3ng3r which went horribly wrong for reasons best left to the timespazz.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 14:22, archived)
# B3ta email 36 - 26 APRIL 2002
: STICK YOUR BOSSES FACE ON A PORNO PIC
With this handy automated tool.

It's the oldest trick in the book. You're
sitting bored in the office so you download
a pic of your boss from the corporate
intranet, stick it on a picture of a nice
young lady sucking on a penis and show it
to your work mates. They all think it's
hilarious.

And now? Catch up! It's the 21st century!

B3ta member, Ian Beveridge, has made the
process dead easy, by removing all the
difficult bits, and automating the process
into three clicks.

Woo for causing chaos in your office. And
if you get sacked? Tell us, it'll make a good
story for the next newsletter.

(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 15:13, archived)
# The goldfish!
I had forgotten Dynafoo.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 16:55, archived)
# May I ask what brought his demise?
Or is that too impolite? I don't know what's proper in this situation.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 19:58, archived)
# C19 got him,
caught off a cow-orker a couple of weeks ago. The poor bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 23:08, archived)
# +of coronavirus
(97800, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 14:06, archived)
# I wouldn't say 'hungover'
but generally feel like shite, not helped by using an alligator saw to chop down a massive pampas grass bush. Cheers Nik!


PXYZYZYGY, CFB
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 12:19, archived)
# Chopping down a pampas grass?
Decided to knock the swing parties on the head in light of the risk to public health?
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 13:56, archived)
# I found out about the swinging links
when I posted a pic on the book of face and got a load of 'wahey' comments, I had no idea of the significance. Next door are def not swingers, they don't like the bloody thing either but it's putting up a fucking good fight!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 14:00, archived)
# Apparently they are VERY
Flammable if you get them started
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 15:48, archived)
# Today's choppage showed
that the inner 3' core is mostly rotten and stinks so that shit ain't burning any time soon. See picfest on the book of face.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 19:10, archived)
# Use the clone stamp tool
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 20:06, archived)
# hahaha, I wish
that worked IRL. I also wish I could cut'n'paste my car into remote parking spaces then CTRL-Z when I got back.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 23:08, archived)
# me
ouch
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 12:25, archived)
#
I managed to be restrained.... Ish.

It will get bad when the beer is unavailable and we start to get creative with those unidentified spirits in the back of the cupboard.

But hello, not been here for ages.. actually probably since the last round of bad news.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 13:54, archived)
# Only had a large scotch, so not me
RIP pxyzyzgy, you magnificent arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] On neighborhood virus patrol
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 8:41, archived)
# Sleep well, kiddies

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 2:37, archived)
# You've actually developed some artistic skills with this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 3:14, archived)
# Thanks. It's taken a lot of getting familiar with the things it can do
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 3:29, archived)
# I bet that's what it feels like for a Pacman ghost to get chomped
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 3:24, archived)
# Twisted my melon
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 4:57, archived)
# milky milky
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 12:29, archived)
# My milkeyes bring all the boys to the board
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 13:30, archived)
# I knew you liked the brown eye.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 17:33, archived)
# 'Rusty sheriff's badge' is the preferred term at Hin Manor
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 18:29, archived)
# Chocolate starfish
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 18:40, archived)
# Uranus
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Mar 2020, 19:36, archived)
# My urethra burns
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 19:51, archived)
# Poo chopper
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 20:01, archived)
# What, you have no poop knife in your household?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 22:53, archived)
# Better than Hershey's
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] THE FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 23:54, archived)
# How fitting!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 23:55, archived)
# True that!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 0:28, archived)
# TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR!
(Traditional)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 0:29, archived)
# word
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 1:45, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghg !

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 4:50, archived)
# I proudly own this wonderful thing
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 22:19, archived)
# old. skool. woo. yay.
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 8:40, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
(Astatine, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 10:07, archived)
# Aaaaaargh



etc.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 12:16, archived)
# Proper B3ta, Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Mar 2020, 19:01, archived)
# teh fear
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] 🎵just one corona🎶
(JauntyArt, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 20:20, archived)
# Schlurrrrrp!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 21:00, archived)
# Can't rrrrresist arrrrrse crrrrream?

Yes, any strrrring of rrrrrrs is pirrrrate bait!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 21:15, archived)
# Yarrrp
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 23:55, archived)
# "Dammit!"
"One more Abbey meme no-show and he's grounded!"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 17:14, archived)
#
nice background
but you covered up my tag :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 17:55, archived)
# Your bkgnd had no VW
and had a viral infection, so I put it out of its misery
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 20:26, archived)
# *coff*hack*coff*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 21:53, archived)
# Altered by Atomic *jack*coff*
and a million others before him who were too sensible to lay claim to a b3ta meme! LOL
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 23:05, archived)
# Yeah, I worked on it for 4 hours to make it my own. I didn't just add party favours and shit and giggles.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 23:21, archived)
# It seems that simply posting something as a member implies that you did some work . . .
but to take additional steps to claim a work (by tagging, etc.,) gives no credit
to whoever created the source in the first place, and suggests a bit of questionable neediness.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 23:57, archived)
# I did actual work on it. I didn't just add a fucking pirate hat.
Try NOT stealing from other b3ta members. You won't get far.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 0:27, archived)
# "Your Honor, I spent four hours repairing that stolen car to make it my own--
I didn't just give it a wash and waxjob." (Familiar logic?) If you did spend four hours covering up a few
things on the above background, you wasted 3-1/2 hours. Nothing you did to it puts it in your exclusive
domain.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 0:46, archived)
# You can't talk your way around it...you're a hack.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 1:10, archived)
# So, when you choke on your own words, it's down to name-calling, eh?
I've seen your "work." The king of cut and paste. LOL
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 1:18, archived)
# That's why you used my 'work' twice now? Ha Ha! Silly boy.
Be cool, rob's here!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 1:58, archived)
# Rob! This hack called me a . . .
hack ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 2:07, archived)
[challenge entry] 'It all makes perfect sense, expressed in dollars and cents, pounds, shillings and pence...'

Click for bigger (1219 kb)
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 15:32, archived)
# lovely timing
...
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Image updated for the Brexit generation
Remember to repeat "We survived the blitz" several times while pushing your supermarket trolley filled to the brim with pasta and hand cleanser to the tills.



(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(WGCtrev, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 15:03, archived)
# Going around the country killing people
(WGCtrev, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Run away that cheeky virus...
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] And in other unsurprising news...
(LokiMD, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Protect the assets!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 11:05, archived)
# Brewery Road
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 11:44, archived)
# The Homeless Thundercat
If they close pubs, it won't take much for typical Spoons clientele to transition to street drinking.
(rogerzilla, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 13:53, archived)

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