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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 22:40, archived)
# No, now don't start this shit!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 23:05, archived)
# Whutchewtalkinboutwillis?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 23:09, archived)
# You've already RUINED Batman for me :(
;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 23:15, archived)
# Batman is real. Spiderman is not.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 23:20, archived)
# That was a hurtful thing to say
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 23:24, archived)
# Truth hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 23:57, archived)
# Venn diagram of wealthy, does martial arts, enjoys dressing up
Second venn diagram of bitten by spider, has developed superhuman strength and heightened senses
(97800, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 23:25, archived)
# Cha!...Obv!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 23:58, archived)
# Happy April Fool's Day!

atomicbatmansaga.blogspot.com
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 6:35, archived)
# OOOH!
*bookmarks & visits*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] See?

Click for bigger (168 kb)

Guess who's a spamcunt now?! Just to promote my googly eyes app for android and iOS. That's what happens when mum and dad are on the downward spiral in ICU and the kid has too much time at home.
(Pootin xxx poot introitin!, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 22:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 22:56, archived)
# BE HIDE
(97800, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 23:14, archived)
# I'm fine here
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 5:24, archived)
# How many guesses do we get, spamcunt?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 2:45, archived)
# Call security
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 3:09, archived)
# Now available as a model...
6milphil.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/dsc02333.jpg
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 8:30, archived)
# FUCK
OFF

YOU

CUNT
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 5:56, archived)
# State of your spamming
you absolute wallop!
I'd rather watch a dog drown in petrol than read your crap spam.
I un-lurked for this?! Isolation is getting to me.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 13:14, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 23:44, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 19:22, archived)
# No particular reason
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] ...the one in here is very close
(MrGloverLover, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 13:01, archived)
# Dr. Lectern
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 11:27, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 12:06, archived)
# f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fffff
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 12:20, archived)
#
...What did the inmate throw at you Boris?
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 14:45, archived)
# Sockets
therefore flags superfluous.
(davyclam, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 15:54, archived)
# I notice today's broadcast has gone down from three podia to two
and they're further apart...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 18:19, archived)
# RIP
(97800, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 23:41, archived)
# To be fair, no one ever said he was a bad doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 19:14, archived)
# “First, do no harm”...?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 21:34, archived)
# Come on, you surely can't begrudge him the occasional bad flautist or census taker.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 23:56, archived)
# Great
I see this spawning many imitators.

Bring it on!
(LokiMD, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 23:38, archived)
# Another fake news headline generator.
I couldn't get this one to work, so I screen cap'd
their template and finished it with Pshop.

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 7:16, archived)
# He smelled funny.
You spelled funny.
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Wed 1 Apr 2020, 9:36, archived)
# yes, it wuz funy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 12:50, archived)
# what manner of text matching and skewing algorithm did you employ?
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 13:06, archived)
# NWOA ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 14:18, archived)
# At last real NEWS!
I wondered how long until fake news and alternate reality stopped. 'tis NOW with THIS PAPER! As I do not trust the orange guy with the yellow hair anymore: Either the axe of unlimited power, the scepter of truth and justice or the hair-do of cool or whatever... One of them should become our new leader. Thank you NEWS! More of that please! (Of course Ginger Führer stays Ginger Führer.)
(Pootin xxx poot introitin!, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 22:17, archived)
# It must've been something I ate.
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 3:12, archived)
# So you got problems?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 5:28, archived)
# Just press
the button long enough! Had the same prob after lunch, today. Sausage nealy did not disintigrate.
(Pootin xxx poot introitin!, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 22:21, archived)
# Just whatch it, buddy!
Stay right down and do what you are supposed to do: FLOAT. And the next wastewater treatment plant on your way is the place where the right folks find out, how many people use the wrong substances. Or have Corona - as it is detectable in feces. Not only in the mouth. Enjoy!
(Pootin xxx poot introitin!, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] London 2070
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 3:02, archived)
# what broke the windows?
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 7:11, archived)
# That flying saucer from the 50's I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 7:49, archived)
# bloody yobs
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 12:46, archived)
# Vegetation....believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 17:23, archived)
# Intergalactic Ground Force
Gardening droids are going to give the old place a makeover.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 8:39, archived)
# just remembered
this nice short
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 12:50, archived)
# Oooohhhh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 12:10, archived)
# FSoL!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 16:12, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 2:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 1:22, archived)
# Y O U R... A...
ll gay
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 2:46, archived)
# ixnay on the aygay
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 3:02, archived)
# eye-yi-yi!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 21:57, archived)
# Minesweeper got trippy
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 22:21, archived)
# But does it....

(patella, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 13:22, archived)
# Ahh! :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 13:32, archived)
# Brilliant.
may I invest in your innovative tiling venture?
(davyclam, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 15:59, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 16:12, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 17:18, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 21:09, archived)
# I'm just grateful for the lack of milky eyes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 16:12, archived)
# :D ...don't be coy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 19:43, archived)
# This could be fun, even with seams issues
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 18:33, archived)
# I cannot find fault with this
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 21:26, archived)
# heh heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 21:56, archived)
# These russian face apps are amazing
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 6:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Incoming

Click for bigger (183 kb)
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Tue 31 Mar 2020, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] A mask that could save thousands of lives
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 16:52, archived)
# he's the gaffer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J_RX0dJFkE
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 17:32, archived)
# Shame it's his arse he talks out of!
(Cerberus64, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 21:09, archived)
# Eagerly awaited letter from Boris
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 12:44, archived)
# I can never read formal letters without imaginning a
PS I am wanking as I write this at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 12:58, archived)
# Useless
He can't even draw a tail
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 14:32, archived)
# They're quite small on polar bears
(97800, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 18:11, archived)
# Thought it was looking back at us
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 18:20, archived)
# HIS ASS
(97800, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 18:46, archived)
# MY GRANDSON SAW THIS, MY GRANDSON
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 12:21, archived)
# home schooling with b3ta?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 20:37, archived)
# Wait but didn't Brexit already happen
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 2:41, archived)
# yes and no, do pay attention
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 16:13, archived)
# Cut out I made for your preference of background
(JauntyArt, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 11:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 12:09, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 17:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 12:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 13:06, archived)
# LOLz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 17:09, archived)
# Uruk-Hi there!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 18:03, archived)
# oh, no,
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 2:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 17:04, archived)
# It’s fine how it is
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 18:10, archived)
# o'rly?!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 18:22, archived)
# I know you don't like to sully yourself in links, but somebody posted one than might appeal to your interests
I'll let you guess which one
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 1:04, archived)
# Ewww....too old for me......
...I need some fresh meat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 1:27, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 1 Apr 2020, 1:42, archived)
# aw but boogie's kinda sweet
not my political flavour, but not a bad guy, and he's lost SO MUCH weight.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 2:43, archived)
# Sitting Yoda
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 10:46, archived)
# Heap big jessie you are, young Skywalker
(rogerzilla, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 10:54, archived)
# In a new thread?
That's naughty, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 13:06, archived)
# My bad!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 13:20, archived)
# Crouching Chewbacca
(JauntyArt, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 16:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 18:25, archived)
# Planet of the Apes - LIVE ON CNN


We're all doomed!
edition.cnn.com/2020/03/30/europe/orangutans-otters-belgium-zoo-scli-intl/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! oceanhippie, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 0:36, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11310050
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 2:16, archived)
# This is otter madness!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 2:28, archived)
# Why I otter...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 2:35, archived)
# Now bring me the power of man's red flower...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 31 Mar 2020, 9:38, archived)
# Otterly terrifying!
After 2 weeks of working from home, I've finally realised that means I can come back on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Working from home
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 0:11, archived)
# XD Ha Ha...YES!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 0:26, archived)
# I'm RISing this.
EDIT:

This is fucking brilliant! I thought the orisinal frame was a seperate post!

Geniu, as ever!

Sorry Monkey!

Can anyone recommend some decent video editing freeware I can download?

Asking for a friend....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 2:23, archived)
# Blackmagic Resolve
Now go away
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 3:06, archived)
# Shotcut?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 8:48, archived)
# hellooooo there
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 5:24, archived)

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