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[challenge entry] American Quothic
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 17:01, archived)
# noice
Have to say, some excellent work on board today
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 17:01, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 17:21, archived)
# Teh Quo
Standard
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 21:02, archived)
# I la la la like it
(, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] You can tell who the President's favourite Doctor is.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 16:12, archived)
# Whom?
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 16:19, archived)
# President Whom, yes.
Damn it, I wrongled my pronounification.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 16:24, archived)
# Biff Tannen?
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 16:28, archived)
# Damn JNT's cursed question marks.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 16:43, archived)
# celery
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 17:38, archived)
# His bloody mary habit is becoming obvious
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 19:38, archived)
# I'm sure she'll be fine.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 15:38, archived)
# hahah
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 16:16, archived)
# haha!

(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 16:20, archived)
# Oof!
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 17:38, archived)
# That's what she'll say
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 17:58, archived)
# heh heh!
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 19:15, archived)
# Ha ha. Great idea.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 20:01, archived)
# ha!
I love it ...
you have the skills xxx
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 21:00, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry] The Trump Ranger
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 11:21, archived)
# Every time I think he can't say anything stupider than what's gone before, he somehow manages
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 11:43, archived)
# The depth of his well of stupid is infinite.
He's a congential idiot.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 13:28, archived)
# "I LOOOOVE SILVER!!".
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 13:05, archived)
# Tinklehoof
is the best sounding of all the Tinkles.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 13:44, archived)
# I can't wait to see the back of him
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 13:56, archived)
# There's a good chance he'll leave in 2024.
There's a not-so-good chance he'll lose the 2020 election, with a 0% chance that he'll honour the outcome.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 15:20, archived)
# Remember how much crying he did about how election results are a fix
engineered by the establishment to maintain the status quo, and then a few hours later he won
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 15:24, archived)
# bea uti ful
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 15:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 15:38, archived)
# This will break the internet.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 16:16, archived)
# Good job that watermark is right at the edge where it can be easily cropped off.
Yet again.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 16:25, archived)
# If a gif is cropped in the forest and nobody is around, does it make a sound?
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 16:28, archived)
# Before I answer this, I want to know how we’re pronouncing gif.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 16:40, archived)
# How the furries do.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 16:40, archived)
# The CORRECT way!
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 19:16, archived)
# The orange on his forehead looks really wrong, it's far too vivid.
Normally that would make the image jarringly unrealistic, but in this case it makes it jarringly realistic.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 16:30, archived)
# Fake news. Sad. Nicely done though.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 16:42, archived)
# You don't like him.
But he's made me laugh more than b3ta this year...ha ha....XD
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 17:37, archived)
# Boobies, Tits, Pointies, and funny old President Trump. Got it.
(, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 0:48, archived)
# Awww....you're trying to get to know me.
FUCK OFF NOOB!
(, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 1:34, archived)
# The depth of the establishment of my /board membership is such that I feel no real need to defend that, particularly coming as it does from someone whose user number is almost 5 times greater than mine.
(, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 4:51, archived)
# You sure told me.
I learned my lesson.
(, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 19:26, archived)
# MODS!
(, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 4:51, archived)
[challenge entry] That enigmatic smile
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 10:31, archived)
# She's wondering if she'll be allowed her own Schutzstaffel
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 10:35, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 15:38, archived)
# Go ahead and spit, I won’t be offended.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 16:43, archived)
# sexy
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Proper Restoration
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 18:55, archived)
# Nice crotch..
I mean couch
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 19:14, archived)
# Perhaps you prefer this version:
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 20:51, archived)
# Clicketh yonder
for ye trial membership to IFeelethOneself.com
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 20:34, archived)
# That's why they made the touch screen.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 20:52, archived)
# Art Freud
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 8:05, archived)
# CHA!
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 17:35, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 15:39, archived)
# Hello
Hello
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 17:35, archived)
# "Which flavour do you want?" "Don't care, can't taste"
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Klimt's The Kagoule
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Full disclosure, it's a hoodie BUT that isn't a 'K' or 'C' word


Click for bigger (836 kb)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 16:43, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 17:29, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 17:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 18:30, archived)
# that has been leia -ed
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 18:39, archived)
# Luke was there first
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 23:43, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 10:40, archived)
#

(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 18:56, archived)
# You’re a bit of a riddle atomic, you clearly devote a lot of time to the things you post here but many of them probably have much wider appeal
What Iโ€™m trying not to say is, why do you waste your energy and talent here
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 20:18, archived)
# It's my duty as an artist.
Just maybe I can make you jaded fucks smile, or think, or just enjoy some eye candy. :)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 20:55, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
He thinks he can actually SAVE US!!.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 23:00, archived)
# Let's start with the FP......right now there is a fail on the FP.
The Young Girls have disappeared.... O_O
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 23:16, archived)
# Do you do a lot of thinking atomic?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 23:54, archived)
# I often think about how I can belittle mofaha and Pedro...
...but that's just too easy....so I move on to other things more important in life....like Boobies, Tits, and Pointies.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 0:04, archived)
# Boobies, Tits, and Pointies. Right.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 1:49, archived)
# hmmmm
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Occhi rotanti di Corbyn
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 16:36, archived)
# Jeremy wept!
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 8:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Who fancies a drive?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 16:28, archived)
# Worst of the Doms.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 23:01, archived)
# Terrible bullying of VHS pyrexia.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 8:28, archived)
# Coronavirus: Walkers crisps confirms 28 cases at Leicester site
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 16:00, archived)
# topical! love it
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 16:38, archived)
# For external use only?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 15:35, archived)
# Excellent
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 15:40, archived)
# Personally, I'm surprised Facebook/ Snapchat don't have a Roy Lichtenstein filter anyway!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 14:38, archived)
# Pedro, thank goodness you're here!
I just saw your image challenge suggestion of change one letter in a celebrity name to spell your favo(u)rite vegetable. Unfortunately I can't reply there, because I was banned for posting jokes, but the good news is I've thought of one!

Lean Bean

It's like Sean Bean, but the S has been changed to an L to make Lean Bean. "Bean" is a vegetable which doesn't contain much fat, and therefore it could be described as being "lean". Alternatively, it could be in a sloping position (leaning), perhaps against a wall.

I can't wait until that image challenge is selected, it's going to be great!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 15:05, archived)
# Haha!
Dali Parsnip
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 15:17, archived)
# You said you couldn’t think of one. I’m disappointed, Pedro.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 15:37, archived)
# But that was before.
Hedgy was the one who finally inspired me
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 15:48, archived)
# Carry Yam
that politician in HK
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 15:57, archived)
# Charles Babbage was a celebrity in the 19th century.
If you expand the image challenge scope to include "Change or add one letter in a celebrity name to spell your favo(u)rite vegetable", you could have:

Charles Babbagem [as in gem lettuce].
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 16:28, archived)
# Or you could have a challenge where you remove a letter from a celebrity's name to make a band.

Which 19th century polymath won the Eurovision Song Contest in 1974 with "Waterloo"?

Charles ABBAge!!!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 16:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 18:33, archived)
# Haha fucking hell
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 1:56, archived)
# Carrot Toe
:\
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 23:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 16:35, archived)
# A family Fave
Obiwan Canobeans

(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 16:36, archived)
# Finally, a week of faceswapping that I can get behind
Swap a face for something that isn't a face
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 17:49, archived)
# now where's that pan...
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 18:02, archived)
# Might steal this
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 15:36, archived)
# Dolly Dali?


(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 16:38, archived)
# Inspired
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 18:56, archived)
# Dali Tits!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 18:57, archived)
# Did you do the hands or are they just naturally weird?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 19:17, archived)
# I think Dolly's hands are normally like that
She has to keep her nails spiky in case her tits attack
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 19:22, archived)
# Only one winner there.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 19:52, archived)
# Robert Downey Jr. is looking great
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 0:13, archived)
# He was great as 'Jack Sparrow'
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 3:39, archived)
# His acting technique is rife with comic antics
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 3:56, archived)
# I totally believe he's Iron Man.
Totally.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Rembrand

(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 13:03, archived)
# love it !
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 12:19, archived)
# Which one's Ant and which one's Dec again?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Changing the face of art...

(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 12:39, archived)
# I like this
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 14:00, archived)
# The thing is....
He found this and thinks it should win the compo.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 14:25, archived)
# Who initially used to post that every week?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 15:38, archived)
# I don't know who initially did it
But Mr horrible seemed to be the most regular, based on the search results
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 15:49, archived)
# ahem
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 19:02, archived)
# stfu n00b, Mr. Horrible is the correct answer, kasto kasto krut
Edit: Poligen ha!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 20:28, archived)
# There's a dictionary??
Is there a b3tan phone directory?
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 0:01, archived)
# The dictionary is misleading without the reinforcement of the oral tradition.
Oral, lol
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 1:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 1:41, archived)
# I approve of this
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 14:23, archived)
# Compo it
Or was that one Clegg?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 15:06, archived)
# Fuck Yeah! \o/
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 18:58, archived)
# Uhuhuhuh
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 14:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 11:45, archived)
# yup
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 12:24, archived)
# Nice
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 12:27, archived)
# All your remdesivir are belong to us
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Van Goth
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 10:44, archived)
# haha YES!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 11:02, archived)
# Winner!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 11:25, archived)
# amazing
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 11:45, archived)
# Too good.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 12:28, archived)
# vg :)
i reckon he'd love this
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Nicely!

(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 12:49, archived)
# very nice
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 13:12, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 18:29, archived)
# Applause
(Wish I had thought of that...)
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 10:30, archived)
# Erotic Robots
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 16:46, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 9:40, archived)

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